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Ralph's recently taken steps to improve The Ralph Retort by mixing his Maker's Mark with Xanax.
Iran shot down a $130m American pilotless survelliance aircraft that was just minding its own business.
A tranny with over 300 confirmed kills in Operation Iraqi Freedom plans to capture a ghost-type Pokemon.
Scott Ford, eagle fucker that works with eagles, escalates his DMCA complaint. (Posts moved to new thread)
Mumkey Jones has announced in a 50 minute video that he has embraced the void of medically induced apathy, dumped his long-time girlfriend, moved out of state, bought a house, and proposed to a furry pedophile who sexually abused a 15-year-old boy before meeting him in one of the most spectacular and sudden downfalls ever witnessed.
Etika is suicide baiting again, but this time he actually did it. Based!
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