Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

Internationale Clique

Do you speak multiple languages and know about people who'd only appeal to speakers of your language? Read this, and make your contribution to the Internationale Clique today !!

Brianna Wu

Born John Walker Flynt, Brianna Wu is a 2018 Democratic candidate for the House in some shithole they've never lived in and is desperately smearing a much more competent and likable person.

Christian Weston Chandler

Chris-Chan the author of Sonichu, a comic book, with an Internet history going back 10 years.

Jonathan Yaniv

Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv (legally Jessica Simpson), pedophile menace of British Columbia. Vexatious litigant breaking Canada's human rights tribunal. Head of JY Knows It and TrustedNerd.

Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

Tommy Tooter

Tommy is a granny tranny who's been a blight on society since before your parents were born.

Amberlynn Reid

Fat YouTube celebrity notorious for using their friends and family for personal gain.
"If you're not cringing, are you living?" - Amberlynn Reid, 2020


Lolcows who size up to the name. For mukbangers, diet or fat acceptance channels, and everyone caught in their orbit: friend or foe.

Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)

Tumblr is a website notorious for catering to the delusional world views of the mentally ill and is a breeding ground for Lolcows.

Community Watch

Lolcows tend to thrive in communities with like-minded people who do not criticize their behavior.

Internet Famous

Online personalities, livestreamers, "Internet Bloodsports", and the children of the corn from those communities.

Rat Kings

Rat Kings are members of the gay community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain.

Weeb Wars

An international ophthalmologist association that determines if Anime-related events are "a good look".

Lolcow General

Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

The Bidness

Finance, business, cryptocurrency: all things money and bidness related.

Deep Thoughts

More formal discussion of philosophy, ethics, politics, epistemology, etc.


Hungry Man instant meals, Doritos, and Coke Zero.


General discussion about specific games or related concepts and themes.


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Health & Fitness

Discussion of sports, teams, physical wellness, Hulkamania, or anything about moving around doing stuff.

Internet & Technology

Hardware or software, consumer or corporate. All things on the online.


Talk about everything from the silver screen to instant streaming.


Talk about the Grateful Dead or non-Grateful Dead music.

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