As'Salam Alaikum, and happy Ramadan! The fruits of Allah's blessings are tumbling into our mouths too quickly for the featured thread system, so here's a brief update of recent kwality kahntent on the site.

For those asking about the new EU regulations: we are not hosted in Europe and I would sooner set myself on fire than concern myself with the meanderings of God's least favorite continent.

• Users complain this notice is too large. Null reportedly apathetic.
• Scott Malcomson, inflationist furry and alleged nazi, is suing IMVU (parent company of FurAffinity) for calling the 'Alt-Furry' community 'Nazis'. We are trying to find the court records.
• Hardcore DSP and Jonathan Ross a-log, Jertex, has been charged with molesting his 8 year old cousin, proving once again that: if you have to tell people you're better than them, you're probably not.
• Ride doxed Lucas Williams, the recent Sorbet 'kidnapper', using puppets.
• Maddox Lost!
• Sam Ambreen had doxed a forum user in 2016, demanding he remove her thread in private, before we had systems to prevent people from blanking their own OPs. She bragged about this so publicly on Twitter 2 years later, we dug into her, and she's gone as far to do the usual "report this site to everyone" screeching, as well as reporting us to Tell MAMA UK, an Islamic violence agency.
• DarkSydePhil pissed off everyone again by claiming REAL gamers(tm) don't play games before launch date, so if you're here for that, there's your link.
• Jay Geis, the Golden Knight has awoken from his coma to the joy of our oldest users. Jaimas has written a very detailed introductory post for his welcoming back party which new users will be able to digest readily.

Recently approved Proving Ground threads: Dr Activism London-based Albanian 'rapper' and attention whore. 'Byuu', furry NES emulator dev going batshit. Stephanie Cianfriglia, a super morbidly obese Jefferey Dahmer fangirl. Mark Waid, professional comic book man, has fallen from grace and the nerds are descending on his corpse like zombies. Terence Sanchez, a shroomhead who took hairstyling advice from Naruto, is leading his groupies on an Internet trailblaze.

Thank you, and atmna lk ywma tyba!