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Animal Control

The people, communities, and drama of the furry and pony fandoms.

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Animal Control is for the furry fandom, its members, subcultures, and communities.

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  1. chadmuska

    Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"

    Cartoon sperg who alogs his family/Pmurt/ex-friends, overcompensating pedophile troon, edgy satanist

    Replies:
    7,222
    Views:
    1,159,386
  2. MayMay
    Replies:
    25,677
    Views:
    6,358,266
  3. Steve Winwood

    VCR_WOLFE / Charles Vincent Wolfe / Raichel Wolfe

    FTM furry tumblr colorblind artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / big hairy Transman clitoris

    Replies:
    304
    Views:
    67,859
  4. Lusiak

    Zoosadist Florent Durin / Pakyto Dingo / Corneil Grimond

    Fursuiting zoosadist with a ball busting fetish

    Replies:
    57
    Views:
    11,115
  5. InLivingTuna

    Rags / @YourPalRags / 1-800-GET-RAGS / Lawrence "Tanner" Angyal + his altfurry sex partners

    PC gaming and anti-SJW e-celebrity who's taking nudes and commissioning dog porn from the altfurry

    Replies:
    176
    Views:
    37,316
  6. AnOminous
    Replies:
    9,220
    Views:
    644,218
  7. Hamplanet Fitness

    Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow

    Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

    Replies:
    1,832
    Views:
    619,525
  8. sergeantshinypony29
    Replies:
    2,290
    Views:
    643,046
  9. darkshadowfox

    @DarkShadowFox / Sebastian Welch / foxboyhunter / furpawsradio

    Furry degenerate; lover of dogs, rabid double-poster, possible autist, looks good in a skirt.

    Replies:
    683
    Views:
    53,502
  10. Pointless Pedant
    Replies:
    140
    Views:
    32,701
  11. Cuddly Pirate
    Replies:
    304
    Views:
    63,369
  12. Reality Doctor

    Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread

    Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

    Replies:
    2,908
    Views:
    870,998
  13. Carrot Cake
    Replies:
    398
    Views:
    61,091
  14. ZiFeRKaIa
    Replies:
    48
    Views:
    4,382
  15. Puar
    Replies:
    796
    Views:
    98,605
  16. Catch Your Breath
    Replies:
    562
    Views:
    42,683
  17. Quetzalcoatl

    Sam Vogel Antonovich / allthefoxes / theotherredfox / vincelocktip / samman412 / vlt412 / atf412

    Powertripping moderator/discord staff with a dash of cub-defending and furfaggotry.

    Replies:
    421
    Views:
    51,799
  18. Cable 7

    Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990

    Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

    Replies:
    2,038
    Views:
    180,936
  19. KraftEagle

    Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat

    Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

    Replies:
    513
    Views:
    69,296
  20. chimpburgers

    Matt Myers / @M_M_Myers / "Matt, Nerdy Skull" / @M_Nerdskull

    Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer" furry

    Replies:
    424
    Views:
    55,935
  21. Quetzalcoatl

    Tyler Bowie / MickeyMouseFan01 / MickeyMouse000024 / MickeyTheDisneyFan01

    What happens if Chris Chan had a brother but instead of Sonic, it's Mickey

    Replies:
    72
    Views:
    5,796
  22. OwO What's This?

    Furry Art Freak Show

    From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

    Replies:
    2,173
    Views:
    457,897
  23. MasterDisaster

    Kittery and FallowWing / Co-creators of Paraphore

    Worst furry kinks out there? They're making a game full of them.

    Replies:
    17
    Views:
    4,152
  24. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    2,038
    Views:
    367,095
  25. 0xDEADBEEF

    Cani Lupine

    Divorced Babyfur, Libertarian, gun nut, hates trannies, #FuckThePolice

    Replies:
    62
    Views:
    13,055
  26. Pointless Pedant

    Casey Morris Hoerth / Len Gilbert / The Furred Reich / AltFurryDiscord / Telikonol / FurRightDiscord

    Author of furry erotica involving Nazi war criminals (DOX INSIDE), pedo-zoo enabler

    Replies:
    658
    Views:
    87,999
  27. Super Collie

    Katlynn Goodwill Yost / DayDreamer Fox / Dragon God

    17-year-old furfag who allegedly murdered her parents.

    Replies:
    772
    Views:
    205,057
  28. Ntwadumela

    Jiggly97 / BengalCatSkyler / Dusk the Raccoon / Skyler Smith

    19 year old autistic furry with shitty art skills, litterbox and mpreg fetishist and a pedostache

    Replies:
    620
    Views:
    70,027
  29. nonnewtonian

    Zoosadist Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne

    Furry zoosadism Telegram ringleader, necrophile, puppy rapist, nephew molester

    Replies:
    803
    Views:
    231,431
  30. Quetzalcoatl

    Zoosadist Nick/Nickolas Spahn / digivolve / wuffbitch / Tane

    Apologetic Zoosadist, Cub/Puppy lover, Pedophile, and an Engineer destined to a career crash

    Replies:
    48
    Views:
    8,095
  31. JFKdestroyer

    2 The Ranting Gryphon / 2gryphon / Matthew Wayne Davis

    Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading

    Replies:
    248
    Views:
    35,845
  32. wristwatchswisswatch

    Jin / Matt Beard

    Babyfur Married to Twilight Sparkle

    Replies:
    1,701
    Views:
    350,532
  33. The Lizard Queen

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

    Replies:
    2,003
    Views:
    446,596
  34. Lazybird8654
    Replies:
    44
    Views:
    2,916
  35. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    467
    Views:
    115,044
  36. Marsaudiac

    Benjamin Halen Duquette / BHDwaffles / BetaEtaDelota

    Furry YouTuber who denies being a furry YouTuber; has a life jacket fetish.

    Replies:
    44
    Views:
    5,172
  37. CIA Nigger

    Connor Goodwolf / David Leroy Ross Jr / Insane Kangaroo

    Sexts teens, rapist, took down E621, drama whore, banned from Anthrocon, deleted himself from ED

    Replies:
    147
    Views:
    24,934
  38. InLivingTuna

    Evil Sibe / @e_sibe / Ross Herbert Reddick / John Herbert Holmes

    Cancerous furfag, /r/yiff creator, pozzer, drama whore who hates ED more than Vordrak.

    Replies:
    155
    Views:
    33,948
  39. Steve Winwood

    JUNIUS_64 / Nicole / Nick Cieslik / JuniusK9 / StickersTehHusky / terminal-dogma / Fluffy Pegasus

    Mentally Ill FTM Troon babyfur zoophile college social justice warrior alien-dog skunk horse fennec

    Replies:
    71
    Views:
    12,421
  40. nonnewtonian

    Dragoneer / Preyfar / firepyro / Sean Piche / Spottybitch / Princess Piche

    FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony

    Replies:
    441
    Views:
    74,127
  41. Hypodermic Johnny

    Plushophiles

    Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...

    Replies:
    471
    Views:
    94,592
  42. trannyfucker

    Aimee Challenor / Ashton Lucas David Challenor

    Green politician troon, adult baby, son of an adult baby rapist, furry, brony

    Replies:
    123
    Views:
    15,507
  43. Puar

    Micaloon / Nickaloon

    Whiny inflationist fucktard Manchild that moans he is "alone".

    Replies:
    39
    Views:
    5,479
  44. Squealer

    DangerDoberman / WILDWULF / Brandon Vongthongthip

    Furry Artist who loves guns, dogs, and justice

    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    4,481
  45. Dr. Stuart

    Laura Isabelle Late / Rovdyr / LauraisLate

    PC drama-hog from Norway known for SJW actions, masquerading as a purple circle

    Replies:
    128
    Views:
    17,855
  46. Null

    Chris Whiteman / @spawzfolf / SheerSnowLeopard & "Benjamin" March / LovelyDeer118 / PurpleDeerNerd

    Pedophile Hated by all Canadian Furries; and the Underage FtM He's Taking Adventage Of.

    Replies:
    607
    Views:
    66,969
  47. Puar

    PokeGirlRULES / Stephanie Ladd

    28 year old with a bubble gum blowing fetish and hates "bad words".

    Replies:
    182
    Views:
    30,114
  48. Cuddly Pirate

    Steven Graziano / Draconis / Steve the Dragon / ShapeTweener

    alt-right dramafag furry terrorist, Bubsy playtester, falsely accuses people of pedophilia

    Replies:
    100
    Views:
    11,762
  49. InLivingTuna

    Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

    36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser

    Replies:
    6,732
    Views:
    1,855,438
  50. D.Va
    Replies:
    380
    Views:
    84,346

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