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  1. Holdek
    Replies:
    9,189
    Views:
    1,101,305
  2. Feline Darkmage
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition

    Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

    Replies:
    278
    Views:
    57,286
  3. Captain Pronin
    Replies:
    4,838
    Views:
    449,274
  4. yawning sneasel
    Sticky

    Tracking and Hunting Furries in the Wild

    A Comprehensive Guide to Discovery and Digging on Furs

    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    9,367
  5. Reality Doctor
    Featured

    Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread

    Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

    Replies:
    713
    Views:
    127,430
  6. Steve Winwood

    VCR_WOLFE / Charles Vincent Wolfe / Raichel Wolfe

    FTM furry tumblr colorblind artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / big hairy Transman clitoris

    Replies:
    209
    Views:
    36,648
  7. MayMay
    Replies:
    21,622
    Views:
    5,118,425
  8. CaptainuWu
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    1,350
  9. sergeantshinypony29
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    1,519
  10. The Lizard Queen

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

    Replies:
    1,091
    Views:
    245,809
  11. Jonas

    youngbloodfantasy91 / everestian / LogoCornerTiger

    E-drama whore, semi-popular Youtube commentator

    Replies:
    17
    Views:
    1,970
  12. chadmuska

    Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"

    Cartoon sperg who alogs his family/Pmurt/ex-friends, overcompensating pedophile troon, edgy satanist

    Replies:
    5,198
    Views:
    761,486
  13. Puar

    PokeGirlRULES / Stephanie Ladd

    28 year old with a bubble gum blowing fetish and hates "bad words".

    Replies:
    130
    Views:
    15,928
  14. AnOminous
    Replies:
    8,100
    Views:
    485,177
  15. InLivingTuna

    Purple Tinker / Jessica Blank / @prpltnkr / Jonathan Louis Blank

    Delusional transgender MLP drama magnet, founder of BronyCon, euphoric atheist, wannabe refugee.

    Replies:
    298
    Views:
    30,192
  16. The Lizard Queen
    Featured

    Justin T. Hunt / DoctorChesterthe1st / JustParodiezMan / Dennis7ification

    25-year-old attention-starved babyfur, transformation fetishist, author, and soon to be doctor?

    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    433
  17. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    932
    Views:
    155,117
  18. JFKdestroyer

    2 The Ranting Gryphon / 2gryphon / Matthew Wayne Davis

    Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading

    Replies:
    201
    Views:
    24,939
  19. Cable 7

    Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990

    Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

    Replies:
    1,474
    Views:
    118,611
  20. Puar
    Replies:
    419
    Views:
    55,423
  21. yawning sneasel

    Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn

    Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

    Replies:
    1,595
    Views:
    161,265
  22. OwO What's This?

    Furry Art Freak Show

    From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

    Replies:
    1,534
    Views:
    276,078
  23. wristwatchswisswatch
    Replies:
    1,628
    Views:
    306,023
  24. Reynard

    Alpha and Omega Fandom

    Wolfaboos with a love for shitty direct-to-video sequels.

    Replies:
    317
    Views:
    35,320
  25. CIA Nigger

    Matthew Geddes / @LeftistFoxButt / Hemms Fox / Attica Fox

    Raging communist furry, handed out a communist furry manifesto at a furry con, multiple Twitter bans

    Replies:
    247
    Views:
    24,562
  26. MasterDisaster

    DangerDoberman / Brandon Vongthongthip / DD / WILDWULF

    Homicidal dog fucker, born again but still draws bestiality

    Replies:
    17
    Views:
    5,108
  27. dangerousanalysis
    Replies:
    135
    Views:
    16,821
  28. Super Collie

    Katlynn Goodwill Yost / DayDreamer Fox / Dragon God

    17-year-old furfag who allegedly murdered her parents.

    Replies:
    703
    Views:
    168,441
  29. CIA Nigger

    @DeoTasDevil / Jenna Nicole Kinyon / Deo Vacuus

    Got a furry convention cancelled over a desire to punch Nazis, banned from FA Forums.

    Replies:
    450
    Views:
    48,651
  30. KraftEagle

    Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat

    Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

    Replies:
    260
    Views:
    34,659
  31. Steve Winwood

    Skyemachine / Skymachine / Jet / Amara Sky Mulhall

    transtrending mentally ill cis white blonde girl / Piss and trans-fetishist furry artist

    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    11,292
  32. CIA Nigger
    Replies:
    770
    Views:
    96,224
  33. Golden Compass
    Replies:
    197
    Views:
    23,002
  34. Hypodermic Johnny

    Plushophiles

    Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...

    Replies:
    364
    Views:
    62,898
  35. CIA Nigger

    AndreusWolf / Andrew Paul Seel / VexFursuit / Andreus

    Twitter warrior, Egg waiting to hatch into a future rat king member, former #GamerGate supporter

    Replies:
    156
    Views:
    12,557
  36. Jaiman

    Benjamin Jackson / thegreattailz / Audiowave Dasher / schecterscorpion / blueitalics

    Failing brony musician, angery litigious 40 year old, not the next Eddie Van Halen, not a Navy Seal

    Replies:
    31
    Views:
    3,671
  37. Chaton_Mort
    Replies:
    156
    Views:
    26,490
  38. Steve Winwood

    JUNIUS_64 / Nicole / Nick Cieslik / JuniusK9 / StickersTehHusky / terminal-dogma / Fluffy Pegasus

    Mentally Ill FTM Troon babyfur zoophile college social justice warrior alien-dog skunk horse fennec

    Replies:
    63
    Views:
    8,754
  39. chimpburgers

    Matt Myers / @M_M_Myers / "Matt, Nerdy Skull"

    Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer furry"

    Replies:
    321
    Views:
    41,479
  40. Marsaudiac

    Kothorix

    Scaly YouTuber, open defender of CP/pedophilia, "former" otherkin

    Replies:
    212
    Views:
    28,386
  41. yawning sneasel

    AltFurry / Xanadu General

    A husk of a community, where the only ones left are the crazed, paranoid Nazi larpers

    Replies:
    1,212
    Views:
    113,003
  42. Goda

    Hulex / Kid Internet / Alex Truglio

    Lazy SJW who lives off parents and gets fired for shitting at work

    Replies:
    279
    Views:
    30,689
  43. hood LOLCOW

    Stormyfag / Stormy_AD / SlutCat / Raphael Beltrand

    French murrsuiter, cumdumpster, zoophile, Founder of Howlr Furry Dating App

    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    10,373
  44. Snorlaxative
    Replies:
    615
    Views:
    98,457
  45. yawning sneasel

    Foxler Nightfire / Foxler of Furry Fandom / starfoxacefox / Lee Allen Miller

    disingenuous nazifur leader of the Furry Raiders, doxer, lover of dogs, currently dating a pedophile

    Replies:
    551
    Views:
    74,657
  46. CIA Nigger

    Arcturus James Kirwin / @Panderp / James Nathan Garrett / Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    E621 founder, former FA admin, cub fetishist, non-passing tranny, leftyfur cannibalism victim.

    Replies:
    65
    Views:
    6,295
  47. Harambe

    Tony "Verlis" Gatto / Verlisify / Verliswolf

    The butthurt poke-furfag who cried wolf

    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    36,783
  48. InLivingTuna

    Rags / @YourPalRags / 1-800-GET-RAGS / Lawrence "Tanner" Angyal + his altfurry sex partners

    PC gaming and anti-SJW e-celebrity who's taking nudes and commissioning dog porn from the altfurry

    Replies:
    83
    Views:
    17,636
  49. BadaBadaBoom
    Replies:
    141
    Views:
    11,634
  50. Golden Compass

    Scott Alan Malcomson / Roy Calbeck / Pointed Commentary / Roy Kerensky

    Burned Fur, AltFurry, MLP fanfic author, ran for Governor of Arizona, is suing IMVU and FurAffinity

    Replies:
    127
    Views:
    10,762
  51. King Kong... with wings?
    Replies:
    389
    Views:
    45,423
  52. Ntwadumela

    Mihari Cheetah / Michelle Haider & the Katbox Forums

    Furry attention whore, loyal consumer of smut/porn featuring herself, DO NOT STEAL CHARACTER/NAME

    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    4,292
  53. Cypheras

    PolarBearScyth / Scyth 大原 Schneebär

    Gay 35 y/o fat, lazy, bipolar, stoner fatfur and babyfur/diaperfur with two bear mates: Doggy and Pa

    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    6,442
  54. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    307
    Views:
    69,359

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