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Animal Control

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  1. Holdek
    Replies:
    7,851
    Views:
    847,028
  2. Captain Pronin
    Replies:
    4,725
    Views:
    385,020
  3. Feline Darkmage
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition

    Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

    Replies:
    195
    Views:
    32,136
  4. yawning sneasel
    Sticky

    Tracking and Hunting Furries in the Wild

    A Comprehensive Guide to Discovery and Digging on Furs

    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    6,305
  5. yawning sneasel

    AltFurry General

    A husk of a community, where the only ones left are the crazed, paranoid Nazi larpers

    Replies:
    925
    Views:
    72,493
  6. MayMay
    Replies:
    17,110
    Views:
    3,711,318
  7. CIA Nigger

    @DeoTasDevil / Jenna Nicole Kinyon / Deo Vacuus

    Got a furry convention cancelled over a desire to punch Nazis, banned from FA Forums.

    Replies:
    302
    Views:
    28,880
  8. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    399
    Views:
    52,128
  9. chadmuska

    Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie

    A cartoon sperg/pedo fanfic writer who a-logs his family/trump/ex-friends, troon, "smarter than god"

    Replies:
    4,324
    Views:
    530,683
  10. Cable 7

    Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990

    Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

    Replies:
    1,067
    Views:
    76,387
  11. KraftEagle

    Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat

    Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

    Replies:
    206
    Views:
    22,601
  12. InLivingTuna

    Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

    36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser

    Replies:
    6,634
    Views:
    1,546,406
  13. AnOminous

    Alex C. "Allie" Leal / ACL / desertfox899 / BinaryVixen899 / Emily Saphira Chance / _EternallyEmily

    Fat Incontinent Diaperfur, Self-DX'd MPD, Narcissistic Attention Whore, > seizures than Eichenwald

    Replies:
    6,332
    Views:
    338,852
  14. WhyDidIDoThis
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    3,780
  15. InLivingTuna

    Zak Kayes / Kayden Seyak / FlameAmigo619 / ToonKriticY2K / CarToonZ / Zakkie Wuskers

    Sociopath brony e-celeb turned plushie fucker and child sex tourist; currently in hiding

    Replies:
    293
    Views:
    53,890
  16. Ntwadumela

    Jiggly97 / BengalCatSkyler / Skyler Smith

    19 year old autistic furry with shitty art skills, litterbox and mpreg fetishist and a pedostache

    Replies:
    561
    Views:
    44,673
  17. Pointless Pedant
    Replies:
    604
    Views:
    59,182
  18. CIA Nigger

    Xydexx Squeakypony / Karl J Jorgensen / @XydexxUnicorn

    49 Year Old Inflatable Fucker, Anthrocon Publications Director, keyboard warrior

    Replies:
    43
    Views:
    2,244
  19. CIA Nigger

    AndreusWolf / Andrew Paul Seel / VexFursuit / Andreus

    Twitter warrior, Egg waiting to hatch into a future rat king member, former #GamerGate supporter

    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    3,485
  20. scared sheep

    Playfur Cinema / PlayfurCinema / Juke Fox / JawbreakerHyena / Durrel89 / Durell Pollard / Furheart20

    Loli Cub Rule 34 Enthusiast; Tsundere for Scared Sheep; keeps changing his Twitter handle

    Replies:
    185
    Views:
    11,874
  21. Steve Winwood

    JUNIUS_64 / Nicole / Nick Cieslik / JuniusK9 / StickersTehHusky / terminal-dogma / Fluffy Pegasus

    Mentally Ill FTM Troon babyfur zoophile college social justice warrior alien-dog skunk horse fennec

    Replies:
    53
    Views:
    4,529
  22. ZiFeRKaIa
    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    2,169
  23. OwO What's This?

    Furry Art Freak Show

    From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

    Replies:
    1,068
    Views:
    154,871
  24. chimpburgers

    Antony Aguilar / ForNoGoodReason / FNGR / @FNGR101 / ForNoGR / Fanon Frenzy

    37 year old manchild who lives with his mom and got cucked at a Bronycon orgy

    Replies:
    669
    Views:
    93,852
  25. Marsaudiac

    Kothorix

    Scaly YouTuber, open defender of CP/pedophilia, "former" otherkin

    Replies:
    122
    Views:
    13,812
  26. The Lizard Queen

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

    Replies:
    607
    Views:
    133,789
  27. InLivingTuna

    Samael D. Butterdragon / samael / @samael101 / warlord101 / So Sorry / Robert Brettell

    old school fat fetish furry lolcow, screeching ANTIFA, secret character in Undertale

    Replies:
    56
    Views:
    6,667
  28. Cuddly Pirate

    Austin "Dustin" Dalgleish / August Yifu / Blumiere / Augmiere / BlueBelly / Romulus / RomulusWulf

    babyfur lolcow re-emerged as altfurry, paranoid child groomer, owns FurrySpeech.com, ex of Foxler

    Replies:
    463
    Views:
    25,890
  29. Cuddly Pirate

    Corey Urciolo / Nexybutt / DageFenram / NexyMobile

    You guys are alright, don't come to MFF tomorrow.

    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    3,683
  30. Steve Winwood

    VCR_WOLFE / Charles Vincent Wolfe / dead name: Raichel Wolfe

    FTM furry tumblr artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / obsessed with big hairy Transman clitoris

    Replies:
    87
    Views:
    7,859
  31. Puar
    Replies:
    1,042
    Views:
    66,781
  32. CIA Nigger

    Joshua Hinkle / Tokaitori / Zaiketsu / RyuunDragon / Ryuun / Furmasterr / DouglasNyoom

    "please unblock me" - Vocal cub fetishist who's blocked everywhere - New AltFurry Recruit

    Replies:
    30
    Views:
    2,311
  33. Agaygoat

    Zaush / Adam Wan

    Popular furry artist with a penchant for being rapey & an ego that could black out the sun

    Replies:
    488
    Views:
    79,249
  34. Jaiman

    Baron Tremayne Caple / Rainbow Man

    Bizarre furry artist who hates trolls

    Replies:
    511
    Views:
    22,675
  35. CIA Nigger

    ShugoWah / Bradley Neal Reams

    Hulex's ex-BF, "SJW Pokemon" pr0n artist, Twitter addict

    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    3,845
  36. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    208
    Views:
    38,649
  37. Puar

    Micaloon / Nickaloon

    Whiny inflationist fucktard Manchild that moans he is "alone".

    Replies:
    27
    Views:
    2,836
  38. yawning sneasel

    Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn

    Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

    Replies:
    1,204
    Views:
    107,665
  39. InLivingTuna

    Genesius Wolf / Noah Canu

    overdramatic Christian altfurry YouTuber, purveyor of clickbait, crusader against porn, lover of pot

    Replies:
    45
    Views:
    4,195
  40. Furry Avenger 007
    Replies:
    234
    Views:
    16,359
  41. Ariel
    Replies:
    80
    Views:
    5,856
  42. chimpburgers

    Matt Myers / @M_M_Myers

    Pro doxing bald middle aged anti-Gamergate loser. goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer furry"

    Replies:
    218
    Views:
    28,303
  43. InLivingTuna

    Evil Sibe / @e_sibe / Ross Herbert Reddick / John Herbert Holmes

    Cancerous furfag, /r/yiff creator, pozzer, drama whore who hates ED more than Vordrak.

    Replies:
    130
    Views:
    20,956
  44. MasterDisaster

    WhiteKitten / White Kitten / Jewel

    Rape-centric, guro-loving Patreon art whore

    Replies:
    318
    Views:
    50,739
  45. Puar
    Replies:
    289
    Views:
    35,620
  46. Allen John Jones III

    Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis

    A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

    Replies:
    3,660
    Views:
    235,829
  47. DesertEagle

    Matthew Joseph Schimmel / Shiro Themian Ulv / Shiro Ulv / Naia Ulv / Naia Okami / wolftherian

    owner of Kinmunity, the person from the famous "on all levels except physical, I am a wolf" clip

    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    2,157
  48. CatParty

    glitchpanic / dethkapp / JokiPanku / 3nochs / Amadeus Garcia

    "trans" "latinx" "artist" furry and otherkin really hates if you tweet slurs at him

    Replies:
    142
    Views:
    22,867
  49. cumrobbery
    Replies:
    308
    Views:
    78,439
  50. DemonBox

    Craig Butikofer / R3DRUNNER / Beagsmul / X / OverpaidUnderratedArtist

    Hypocritical spreg of an artist that whines when people point out how toxic they are

    Replies:
    22
    Views:
    1,403
  51. CIA Nigger

    Arcturus James Kirwin / @Panderp / James Nathan Garrett / Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    E621 founder, former FA admin, cub fetishist, non-passing tranny, leftyfur cannibalism victim.

    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    604
  52. Dr. Stuart

    Laura Isabelle Late / Rovdyr / LauraisLate

    PC drama-hog from Norway known for SJW actions, masquerading as a purple circle

    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    3,586
  53. Cuddly Pirate

    Sergals and the Community of Screaming Bunnyplanes

    A community revolving around bunny plane edgelords emerging from Japan (Not a John Furrman Halal)

    Replies:
    65
    Views:
    5,838
  54. Steve Winwood

    Skyemachine / Skymachine / Jet / Amara Sky Mulhall

    transtrending mentally ill cis white blonde girl / Piss and trans-fetishist furry artist

    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    5,702

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