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  1. Holdek
    Replies:
    8,659
    Views:
    977,186
  2. Feline Darkmage
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition

    Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

    Replies:
    244
    Views:
    45,559
  3. Captain Pronin
    Replies:
    4,762
    Views:
    421,035
  4. yawning sneasel
    Sticky

    Tracking and Hunting Furries in the Wild

    A Comprehensive Guide to Discovery and Digging on Furs

    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    7,866
  5. chadmuska

    Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"

    A cartoon sperg who a-logs his family/Pmurt/ex-friends, pedophile troon, edgy satanist, fled tumblr

    Replies:
    4,811
    Views:
    659,968
  6. The Lizard Queen

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

    Replies:
    839
    Views:
    187,828
  7. MayMay
    Replies:
    19,424
    Views:
    4,521,867
  8. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    713
    Views:
    107,934
  9. CIA Nigger

    @DeoTasDevil / Jenna Nicole Kinyon / Deo Vacuus

    Got a furry convention cancelled over a desire to punch Nazis, banned from FA Forums.

    Replies:
    330
    Views:
    34,962
  10. JFKdestroyer

    2 The Ranting Gryphon / 2gryphon / Matthew Wayne Davis

    Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading

    Replies:
    164
    Views:
    19,895
  11. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    257
    Views:
    53,457
  12. AnOminous
    Replies:
    7,567
    Views:
    427,284
  13. Jaiman

    Baron Tremayne Caple / Rainbow Man

    Bizarre furry artist who hates trolls

    Replies:
    574
    Views:
    29,861
  14. Cuddly Pirate

    Steven Graziano / Draconis / Steve the Dragon / ShapeTweener

    alt-right dramafag furry terrorist, helped create Bubsy, falsely accuses people of pedophilia

    Replies:
    85
    Views:
    6,877
  15. Puar
    Replies:
    1,052
    Views:
    74,792
  16. wristwatchswisswatch
    Replies:
    1,544
    Views:
    282,512
  17. Goda

    Hulex / Kid Internet / Alex Truglio

    Lazy SJW who lives off parents and gets fired for shitting at work

    Replies:
    236
    Views:
    23,730
  18. CIA Nigger

    AndreusWolf / Andrew Paul Seel / VexFursuit / Andreus

    Twitter warrior, Egg waiting to hatch into a future rat king member, former #GamerGate supporter

    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    8,980
  19. OwO What's This?

    Furry Art Freak Show

    From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

    Replies:
    1,314
    Views:
    216,521
  20. Steve Winwood

    VCR_WOLFE / Charles Vincent Wolfe / Raichel Wolfe

    FTM furry tumblr colorblind artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / big hairy Transman clitoris

    Replies:
    176
    Views:
    26,231
  21. King Kong... with wings?
    Replies:
    371
    Views:
    39,002
  22. yawning sneasel

    Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn

    Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

    Replies:
    1,401
    Views:
    136,736
  23. Cable 7

    Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990

    Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

    Replies:
    1,404
    Views:
    104,422
  24. scared sheep

    Playfur Cinema / PlayfurCinema / Juke Fox / JawbreakerHyena / Durrel89 / Durell Pollard / Furheart20

    Loli Cub Rule 34 Enthusiast; Tsundere for Scared Sheep; keeps changing his Twitter handle

    Replies:
    196
    Views:
    16,984
  25. yawning sneasel

    Husky Jack / John Bristow Lamothe / John Lamothe / jacklamothe / nekoboyorgirl

    Foxler whiteknight, comprehensively doxed by us, GamerGate sperg, former altfurry, fat ABDL

    Replies:
    294
    Views:
    25,461
  26. Puar
    Replies:
    340
    Views:
    45,444
  27. Marsaudiac

    Kothorix

    Scaly YouTuber, open defender of CP/pedophilia, "former" otherkin

    Replies:
    187
    Views:
    23,115
  28. CIA Nigger

    Arcturus James Kirwin / @Panderp / James Nathan Garrett / Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    E621 founder, former FA admin, cub fetishist, non-passing tranny, leftyfur cannibalism victim.

    Replies:
    48
    Views:
    4,192
  29. MasterDisaster

    DangerDoberman / Brandon Vongthongthip / DD / WILDWULF

    Homicidal dog fucker, born again but still draws bestiality

    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    3,616
  30. Hypodermic Johnny

    Plushophiles

    Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...

    Replies:
    347
    Views:
    54,579
  31. Harambe

    Tony "Verlis" Gatto / Verlisify / Verliswolf

    The butthurt poke-furfag who cried wolf

    Replies:
    131
    Views:
    32,404
  32. Steve Winwood

    GearyDigit / GearyTheOtter / Joshua Colin Crouch

    "r/gamerghazi" mod / #gamergate hanger-on / social justice / white savior complex

    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    1,710
  33. Joshua Sentaro

    UnknownCleric2420 / Joshua Sentaro

    Fatfur who wants to fight Kiwi Farms IRL, 1v1 this fat fur if you are ready to end it all

    Replies:
    33
    Views:
    2,170
  34. Crusader Cat
    Replies:
    449
    Views:
    31,748
  35. Golden Compass

    Edward Barlow / Tenacious / TashkentFox / Tashkara / TenaciousVulpin / Zaroff / Section Leader Shaw

    Fascist fatfur. Fond of small animals, assault and enjoying himself too much at public art shows.

    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    2,840
  36. Allen John Jones III

    Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis

    A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

    Replies:
    3,664
    Views:
    257,530
  37. yawning sneasel

    AltFurry/Xanadu General

    A husk of a community, where the only ones left are the crazed, paranoid Nazi larpers

    Replies:
    1,181
    Views:
    99,619
  38. Dr. Stuart

    Laura Isabelle Late / Rovdyr / LauraisLate

    PC drama-hog from Norway known for SJW actions, masquerading as a purple circle

    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    10,604
  39. yawning sneasel

    Foxler Nightfire / Foxler of Furry Fandom / starfoxacefox / Lee Allen Miller

    disingenuous nazifur leader of the Furry Raiders, doxer, lover of dogs, currently dating a pedophile

    Replies:
    525
    Views:
    65,679
  40. Big Bad Brat

    Matthew Dean De Rojas / NextG / KT Cannon / Braveworld

    Autistic sonic fan, furfag, friend with alog, youtube pooper and failed videomaker

    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    456
  41. chadmuska

    Brandon Nielsen / Brixxi / Rados130 / H.A.R.P podcast / [HARP Cast] Brixxi

    Attention whoring brony who formerly had a pony porn podcast, "open pedophile"

    Replies:
    230
    Views:
    16,288
  42. Dionysius

    Dionysius Tragos / Hreinn Reindeer / @ObnoxFurBlocker / Goathole

    Pedophile Apologist, Supreme King of Butthurt, Foxler Whiteknight, Jewing the Furry Raiders

    Replies:
    212
    Views:
    19,670
  43. Chipmunk With A Banana

    Jim Groat

    RIghtwing Gunnie and ManChild

    Replies:
    102
    Views:
    11,669
  44. InLivingTuna

    Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

    36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser

    Replies:
    6,700
    Views:
    1,642,766
  45. Steve Winwood

    JUNIUS_64 / Nicole / Nick Cieslik / JuniusK9 / StickersTehHusky / terminal-dogma / Fluffy Pegasus

    Mentally Ill FTM Troon babyfur zoophile college social justice warrior alien-dog skunk horse fennec

    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    7,038
  46. chimpburgers

    Matt Myers / @M_M_Myers / "Matt, Nerdy Skull"

    Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer furry"

    Replies:
    296
    Views:
    36,634
  47. Cuddly Pirate

    Corey Urciolo / Nexybutt / DageFenram / NexyMobile

    You guys are alright, don't come to MFF tomorrow.

    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    5,730
  48. Feline Darkmage

    Silas Khan Janjua / AWildSilas / Comrade Silas Khan / Silas Von Chimera / MrTwiky

    Virgin with Rage, Clopping Pedofur w/ Macro Fetish, Racist Islamic "Commie", Harasses & Stalks Women

    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    2,419
  49. Agaygoat

    Zaush / Adam Wan

    Popular furry artist with a penchant for being rapey & an ego that could black out the sun

    Replies:
    516
    Views:
    100,645
  50. StoneKnightMan

    Brandon Murphy / LPBrandon26 / LPBrandon / brandonmurphywsg21 / brandonthegentlespy / fatherbran12,

    internet stalker, really salty TF2 player, pedo, furry, banned from multiple servers.

    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    823
  51. DragoonSierra

    Vladislav Cherepanov / FAF / Furbit / Foox

    Russian Furry Fat Fetish Artist. Pissed away $3k+ a month by doxing the shit out of art thieves

    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    7,219
  52. InLivingTuna

    Evil Sibe / @e_sibe / Ross Herbert Reddick / John Herbert Holmes

    Cancerous furfag, /r/yiff creator, pozzer, drama whore who hates ED more than Vordrak.

    Replies:
    144
    Views:
    24,995
  53. Puar

    PokeGirlRULES / Stephanie Ladd

    28 year old with a bubble gum blowing fetish and hates "bad words".

    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    11,273
  54. Ntwadumela

    Jiggly97 / BengalCatSkyler / Skyler Smith

    19 year old autistic furry with shitty art skills, litterbox and mpreg fetishist and a pedostache

    Replies:
    567
    Views:
    49,298

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