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  1. CatParty
    Sticky

    Disaster Weird news, interesting clickbait, fluff pieces and other smaller stories

    CatParty, Aug 26, 2015 ... 241 242 243 244 245
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    216,452
    Capsaicin Addict
    Jul 20, 2018 at 7:07 AM
  2. Cricket
    Locked Sticky

    Articles and Happenings Guidelines

    Welcome to the News

    Cricket, Feb 28, 2018
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    1,862
    Cricket
    Feb 28, 2018
  3. Judge Holden

    World Owning People Online Really Is the Left's Path to Victory

    Only twitter tantrums can thwart drumpffff

    Judge Holden, Jul 18, 2018 at 1:45 PM ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    79
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    4,742
    ColtWalker1847
    Jul 20, 2018 at 8:39 AM
  4. CWCchange

    Disaster Obama slams populist 'right-wing billionaires,' touts liberal push for 'universal income'

    Black Jesus reads speech from teleprompter by champagne socialist 'left-wing billionaires' in Africa

    CWCchange, Jul 17, 2018 at 4:30 PM ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    68
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    3,695
    Y2K Baby
    Jul 20, 2018 at 8:30 AM
  5. sperginity

    Science Study of Seattle crows finds some have sex with the dead

    Don't kinkshame the crows please

    sperginity, Jul 19, 2018 at 11:50 PM
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    417
    Testaclese Maximus
    Jul 20, 2018 at 8:30 AM
  6. CIA Nigger

    Australian Man who had sex with horse said it gave consent by winking at him

    CIA Nigger, Jul 18, 2018 at 11:56 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
    Views:
    1,696
    ColtWalker1847
    Jul 20, 2018 at 8:21 AM
  7. big baby jesus

    Disaster New Jersey proposes tax on tap water

    air is probably next

    big baby jesus, Jul 19, 2018 at 9:24 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    23
    Views:
    751
    ColtWalker1847
    Jul 20, 2018 at 8:07 AM
  8. TheImportantFart

    Law Ex-UKIP councillor guilty of murdering wife

    TheImportantFart, Jul 17, 2018 at 6:26 PM
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    417
    MightyBiteySnake
    Jul 20, 2018 at 8:00 AM
  9. c-no

    World Trump rejects proposal for Russia to interrogate US citizens

    What Salt will come from this one?

    c-no, Jul 19, 2018 at 8:02 PM
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    845
    polonium
    Jul 20, 2018 at 7:08 AM
  10. PS1gamenwatch

    World Sunken Russian Warship Rumored to Contain 200 Tons of Gold Discovered Near South Korea

    PS1gamenwatch, Jul 19, 2018 at 11:40 PM
    Replies:
    4
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    244
    mate
    Jul 20, 2018 at 6:45 AM
  11. PortsideDave

    Culture Photos of new Teen Titans show revealed

    I wish I could add the disaster tag along with culture tag

    PortsideDave, Apr 11, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    246
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    21,519
    Sinners Sandwich
    Jul 20, 2018 at 6:35 AM
  12. homonculus

    Elon Musk calls British caver who advised Thai cave kid rescue "pedo" on twitter

    No one wanted his little submarine

    homonculus, Jul 15, 2018 at 11:51 AM ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    277
    Views:
    22,702
    Apoth42
    Jul 20, 2018 at 6:16 AM
  13. It's HK-47

    Law House Democrats Introduce Bill to Abolish ICE

    What the hell is a midterm election?

    It's HK-47, Jul 12, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    115
    Views:
    9,012
    Maxliam
    Jul 20, 2018 at 5:59 AM
  14. Male Idiot

    World Hungary criminalises NGOs aiding illegal immigrants

    Stop Soros bill passed on Refugee day!

    Male Idiot, Jun 20, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    1,695
    Apoth42
    Jul 20, 2018 at 5:56 AM
  15. DICKPICSRUS

    Law Fired pregnant women sues Disney for gender discrimination

    DICKPICSRUS, Jul 19, 2018 at 9:17 AM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    53
    Views:
    2,167
    AnOminous
    Jul 20, 2018 at 5:46 AM
  16. Apoth42

    World California woman attacked by 80,000 bees

    Apoth42, Jul 19, 2018 at 4:53 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    33
    Views:
    1,393
    PS1gamenwatch
    Jul 20, 2018 at 5:22 AM
  17. PS1gamenwatch

    Culture Richard Dawkins accused of Islamophobia

    After comparing 'lovely church bells' to 'aggressive-sounding Allahu Akhbar'

    PS1gamenwatch, Jul 17, 2018 at 12:12 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    53
    Views:
    2,667
    Your Weird Fetish
    Jul 20, 2018 at 5:07 AM
  18. PS1gamenwatch

    World Philippines free to enter into arms purchase with Russia

    PS1gamenwatch, Jul 19, 2018 at 11:26 PM
    Replies:
    2
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    119
    Marvin
    Jul 20, 2018 at 4:35 AM
  19. Apoth42

    World Women will only be jailed for extremely violent crimes in UK

    "There is too many women in prison"

    Apoth42, Jul 19, 2018 at 4:01 AM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    55
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    2,480
    Sweet and Savoury
    Jul 20, 2018 at 4:29 AM
  20. c-no

    Captain America: Donald Trump is 'Putin's puppet'

    Actor states Trump is Putin's bitch.

    c-no, Jul 17, 2018 at 4:55 AM ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    79
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    4,412
    Zaryiu
    Jul 20, 2018 at 3:40 AM
  21. Ginger Piglet

    World Woman dies after Brazilian "plastic surgeon" shoots her arse full of plexiglass, "surgeon" runs away

    HUE HUE HUE they actually call him Dr Bumbum

    Ginger Piglet, Jul 18, 2018 at 2:10 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    2,066
    The Shadow
    Jul 20, 2018 at 2:54 AM
  22. CatParty

    All-Star Game controversy shows how online ghosts will haunt us forever

    subtle farms shout out in wapo

    CatParty, Jul 19, 2018 at 7:10 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    1,346
    Feline Darkmage
    Jul 20, 2018 at 1:26 AM
  23. CIA Nigger

    Disaster Rapper XXXTentacion Shot, Killed in South Florida

    CIA Nigger, Jun 18, 2018 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    186
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    62,709
    ADN_VIII
    Jul 20, 2018 at 12:14 AM
  24. PS1gamenwatch

    World Australian nun, 71, faces deportation from the Philippines for 'illegal political activities'

    PS1gamenwatch, Apr 17, 2018
    Replies:
    19
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    1,019
    PS1gamenwatch
    Jul 19, 2018 at 11:30 PM
  25. Coccxys

    Law Racial Discrimination Complaint Against The Young Turks Leads To A Lawsuit

    Is every leftist just projecting at this point?

    Coccxys, Jul 19, 2018 at 6:45 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    23
    Views:
    1,471
    RodgerDodger
    Jul 19, 2018 at 9:51 PM
  26. Kataomoi00

    World Denis Ten: Sochi Olympic bronze medallist dies of stab wound in Kazakhstan

    Kataomoi00, Jul 19, 2018 at 8:53 PM
    Replies:
    4
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    274
    Ineedahero
    Jul 19, 2018 at 9:31 PM
  27. Kataomoi00

    Disaster Chennai horror: 22 men raped 12-year-old girl for 7 months, 17 held

    took video of attack and threatened to release it if she went to authorities

    Kataomoi00, Jul 17, 2018 at 10:00 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    45
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    2,464
    Abortions4All
    Jul 19, 2018 at 8:03 PM
  28. CatParty

    People are mad at The Rock for playing an amputee.

    Compared to Casting Scarlett Johansson as a Trans Man

    CatParty, Jul 18, 2018 at 8:21 AM ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    85
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    3,395
    Y2K Baby
    Jul 19, 2018 at 7:57 PM
  29. spiritofamermaid

    Disaster 3-month-old dead after being held underwater; mother charged

    Mom thought baby could breathe underwater

    spiritofamermaid, Jul 17, 2018 at 1:58 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    23
    Views:
    1,240
    Trash Eater
    Jul 19, 2018 at 6:28 PM
  30. CIA Nigger

    Culture Nickelodeon, Dan Schneider End Relationship, after numerous abuse allegations

    LOL ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

    CIA Nigger, Mar 26, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    286
    Views:
    44,900
    Flying_with_the_Penguins
    Jul 19, 2018 at 4:57 PM
  31. Vulcanusii

    Law Man Poses as Housewife, Tricks Men into Sex Acts for his Porn Site

    Florida man strikes again

    Vulcanusii, Jul 18, 2018 at 6:54 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    34
    Views:
    1,956
    Fareal
    Jul 19, 2018 at 4:37 PM
  32. CIA Nigger

    Disaster Man killed by police after angry CoD gamer SWATs the wrong address

    All over a $1.50 wager match

    CIA Nigger, Dec 29, 2017 ... 17 18 19 20 21
    Replies:
    413
    Views:
    36,959
    Capsaicin Addict
    Jul 19, 2018 at 4:26 PM
  33. c-no

    Trump backtracks on Russian meddling, says he misspoke during Putin meeting

    Waiting to see what salt can arise over this.

    c-no, Jul 17, 2018 at 8:08 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    45
    Views:
    2,349
    Orkeosaurus
    Jul 19, 2018 at 12:59 PM
  34. ICametoLurk

    World Arrests after Indian woman gang-raped, burned to death in Hindu Temple

    ICametoLurk, Jul 17, 2018 at 4:12 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    27
    Views:
    1,252
    Petronella
    Jul 19, 2018 at 12:11 PM
  35. Feline Darkmage

    Disaster MGM Resorts Suing Victims of Las Vegas Mass Shooting

    Owners of Mandalay Bay: "We dindu nuffin wrong, please don't sue"

    Feline Darkmage, Jul 17, 2018 at 2:56 AM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    2,455
    neverendingmidi
    Jul 19, 2018 at 11:37 AM
  36. The Jumping Dwarf

    Disaster Chair of the House Democratic Caucus defeated in primaries by some socialist spic

    The Jumping Dwarf, Jun 27, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    99
    Views:
    8,209
    Butta Face Lopez
    Jul 19, 2018 at 9:17 AM
  37. Apoth42

    World Disqualified Canadian provincial MP candidate refuses to apologize for calling Islam an evil cult

    Warning: This story contains language that might be disturbing to some readers

    Apoth42, Jul 17, 2018 at 4:42 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    22
    Views:
    1,227
    polonium
    Jul 19, 2018 at 8:39 AM
  38. Mariposa Electrique

    Culture 13-year-old girl beheaded after seeing grandmother killed in Alabama cemetery

    Suspects were "loosely associated with a brutal Mexican cartel"

    Mariposa Electrique, Jul 15, 2018 at 4:46 PM ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    92
    Views:
    5,302
    Your Weird Fetish
    Jul 19, 2018 at 5:32 AM
  39. PS1gamenwatch

    World Canadian man shot dead in the Philippines, wife injured in attack

    PS1gamenwatch, Jul 15, 2018 at 7:33 PM
    Replies:
    5
    Views:
    573
    Apoth42
    Jul 19, 2018 at 2:20 AM
  40. Kataomoi00

    World Late Mother Teresa's Order Investigated For Child Trafficking In India

    Kataomoi00, Jul 17, 2018 at 10:57 AM
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    1,037
    Ebonic Tutor
    Jul 18, 2018 at 11:00 PM
  41. CatParty

    Disaster Transgender prisoner sexually assaulted female inmates days after being jailed

    CatParty, Jul 18, 2018 at 8:12 AM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    3,430
    RodgerDodger
    Jul 18, 2018 at 10:58 PM
  42. neural

    Culture Congress pressures tech companies to ban more accounts

    Republicans and Democrats want Facebook to draw clearer limits around hyperpartisan pages

    neural, Jul 18, 2018 at 3:14 AM
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    587
    neural
    Jul 18, 2018 at 10:25 PM
  43. CatParty

    Culture People are buttmad about getting trolled by Sasha Baron Cohen

    CatParty, Jul 14, 2018 at 11:51 AM ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    84
    Views:
    5,284
    MrLobe
    Jul 18, 2018 at 10:14 PM
  44. Ponderous Pillock

    Culture Viral ‘Walk Away’ Videos Highlight Growing Movement of Democrats Leaving the Party

    2018's Blue Wave hits breakwater

    Ponderous Pillock, Jun 29, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    13,799
    The Fool
    Jul 18, 2018 at 10:12 PM
  45. vhstape

    World Transgender van driver sues for gig economy discrimination

    vhstape, Jul 17, 2018 at 6:25 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    2,221
    Kiwi Lime Pie
    Jul 18, 2018 at 9:57 PM
  46. ForgedBlades

    Culture San Francisco is dirty

    ForgedBlades, Feb 20, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    227
    Views:
    17,738
    Ebonic Tutor
    Jul 18, 2018 at 7:38 PM
  47. Cthulhu

    Law Guy calls 911 for basketball foul

    Proof basketball is for pussies

    Cthulhu, Jul 18, 2018 at 12:26 PM
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    457
    ColtWalker1847
    Jul 18, 2018 at 6:32 PM
  48. CWCissey

    Science Editing embryo's ruled 'morally permissable' in UK

    CRISPR WINS AGAIN.

    CWCissey, Jul 16, 2018 at 9:22 PM ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    66
    Views:
    2,200
    CWCchange
    Jul 18, 2018 at 2:30 PM
  49. It's HK-47

    Law Grand Jury Indicts 12 Russian Intelligence Officers for Hacking Offenses Related to 2016 Election

    Here comes the Russia story, again.

    It's HK-47, Jul 13, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    56
    Views:
    4,119
    Martys_not_smarty
    Jul 18, 2018 at 12:11 PM
  50. Coccxys

    World Vote Leave fined and referred to police over Brexit campaign spending, Electoral Commission announce

    Another media push for a do over

    Coccxys, Jul 17, 2018 at 6:40 PM
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    784
    Lunatic Fringe
    Jul 18, 2018 at 7:44 AM
  51. Kataomoi00

    World 'They Wanted To Kill Us All': Nicaragua Reels After Bloody Church Siege

    Kataomoi00, Jul 17, 2018 at 3:56 PM
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    662
    Apoth42
    Jul 18, 2018 at 5:45 AM
  52. ForgedBlades

    Science Scientists just found £150,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of diamonds in the ground.

    ForgedBlades, Jul 17, 2018 at 2:46 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    2,057
    ZeCommissar
    Jul 18, 2018 at 4:33 AM
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