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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Replies:
    72
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    32,788
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    14,468
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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    N/A
  4. Broken Pussy
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    9,521
  5. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Replies:
    2,486
    Views:
    859,318
  6. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    8,990
    Views:
    1,962,000
  7. BerriesArnold

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    6,957
    Views:
    1,279,385
  8. Petronella
    Replies:
    1,105
    Views:
    246,114
  9. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    5,802
    Views:
    1,004,582
  10. Fagnasty

    Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Replies:
    976
    Views:
    293,118
  11. Rihanna Ikari
    Replies:
    6,424
    Views:
    1,207,978
  12. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Replies:
    5,881
    Views:
    1,040,424
  13. emspex

    Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHolday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003

    Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

    Replies:
    1,056
    Views:
    41,609
  14. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. Fat.

    Replies:
    469
    Views:
    62,973
  15. Menhera-Chan
    Replies:
    1,048
    Views:
    243,076
  16. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    320
    Views:
    107,242
  17. Pinkamena Diane Pie

    Celebrity Cassandra Clare / Judith Rumelt

    43 year old Harry Potter incest fanfic writer, professional cyberbully

    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    22,525
  18. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Replies:
    211
    Views:
    30,573
  19. CatParty
    Replies:
    602
    Views:
    115,280
  20. CatParty
    Replies:
    973
    Views:
    181,750
  21. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    1,628
    Views:
    394,809
  22. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Replies:
    3,525
    Views:
    629,720
  23. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Replies:
    346
    Views:
    69,186
  24. Melchett
    Replies:
    954
    Views:
    228,092
  25. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Replies:
    1,779
    Views:
    513,632
  26. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    4,755
    Views:
    685,580
  27. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    183
    Views:
    42,613
  28. melty
    Replies:
    40
    Views:
    9,061
  29. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Brandon Buell & Brittany Buell, Parents of Jaxon Strong / Jaxon Buell

    Another 'cephaly Baby Being Exploited by his Parents for $$$; Also Friends of Gwen Hartley

    Replies:
    288
    Views:
    114,459
  30. Bunny at Law
    Replies:
    39
    Views:
    6,900
  31. CatParty
    Replies:
    739
    Views:
    213,758
  32. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield / Latasha Spears-Winkfield

    Jahi McMath's mother, kept dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Replies:
    1,663
    Views:
    350,477
  33. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    13,551
    Views:
    2,131,014
  34. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    Replies:
    162
    Views:
    15,957
  35. TheGreatCitracett
    Replies:
    606
    Views:
    91,361
  36. Yaks
    Replies:
    221
    Views:
    70,285
  37. John Webster

    Snowflake Lisa Zhang / Ophelia Vanity / exsanguinate

    "Real-Life Anime Barbie Doll", Scene Queen™, plastic surgery addict.

    Replies:
    88
    Views:
    18,617
  38. CatParty
    Replies:
    646
    Views:
    117,921
  39. heathercho

    Trainwreck Camille Rhea Garrison / Garrison Cammy / Sammy22222273114 / PRPinkRangerFan198037

    250lb Febreze huffing, RP'ing fatass. Friend to Misty Henry. Hates KF and thinks Null is 10.

    Replies:
    215
    Views:
    17,929
  40. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Replies:
    62
    Views:
    20,062
  41. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    Replies:
    367
    Views:
    61,545
  42. Petronella
    Replies:
    121
    Views:
    21,164
  43. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, Ableist Jew-Supremacist, Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    Replies:
    622
    Views:
    68,762
  44. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    4,292
    Views:
    745,988
  45. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    Replies:
    155
    Views:
    120,556
  46. Dee
    Replies:
    1,845
    Views:
    85,552
  47. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Replies:
    5,746
    Views:
    1,207,824
  48. Feline Darkmage

    Celebrity Kathy Griffin

    Unfunny Hypocritical Comedian, Beheaded Trump in Effigy & Blames the POTUS for Ruining her Career

    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    14,678
  49. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Replies:
    1,867
    Views:
    243,637
  50. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,433
    Views:
    748,314
  51. Big Bad Brat
    Replies:
    134
    Views:
    17,329
  52. admiral

    Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger

    Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

    Replies:
    123
    Views:
    39,568
  53. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    1,038
    Views:
    78,988
  54. CatParty
    Replies:
    57
    Views:
    7,050

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