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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

Forum Guidelines

The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself. Declaring a post powerleveling does not magically exempt you from this rule.
  • No thirst. No one cares if you want to have sex with someone. Reporting thirst posts to mods is encouraged.
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Failtrolls will be ridiculed mercilessly.
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  1. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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    N/A
  2. Broken Pussy
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    0
    Views:
    3,123
  3. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    6,634
  4. CatParty
    Replies:
    410
    Views:
    61,623
  5. Yaks
    Replies:
    98
    Views:
    19,906
  6. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    208
    Views:
    37,233
  7. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision, Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgelord, King of the Tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag.

    Replies:
    4,579
    Views:
    646,960
  8. RedneckQuadFeed
    Replies:
    70
    Views:
    9,216
  9. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    12,753
    Views:
    1,745,922
  10. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Replies:
    375
    Views:
    69,723
  11. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    Replies:
    575
    Views:
    88,693
  12. Poison_Ivy
    Replies:
    60
    Views:
    2,440
  13. Null

    Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman

    Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

    Replies:
    15,226
    Views:
    2,052,749
  14. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Clothing Cringe

    From shitty trends to how they're marketed

    Replies:
    175
    Views:
    18,571
  15. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    818
    Views:
    156,072
  16. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    3,625
    Views:
    580,734
  17. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    Replies:
    222
    Views:
    39,192
  18. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Mariah Mallad / Momokun / M3rkat / Meeka / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer (w/ Bonus: Thirsty Whiteknights)

    Replies:
    1,007
    Views:
    287,478
  19. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    2,605
    Views:
    386,232
  20. Venus

    Gross ChelHellBunny

    30+ year old Shadman fangirl

    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    18,603
  21. Dynastia

    Snowflake sh0eonhead

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Replies:
    241
    Views:
    56,532
  22. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Replies:
    2,380
    Views:
    289,201
  23. bradsternum
    Replies:
    5,288
    Views:
    482,829
  24. Jashinist

    Community Lolitas

    1000% more backstabbing than you'd expect.

    Replies:
    335
    Views:
    52,857
  25. Internet War Criminal

    Celebrity Tila Tequila

    aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you're thirsty for

    Replies:
    323
    Views:
    54,074
  26. Petronella
    Replies:
    681
    Views:
    80,942
  27. Yaoi Huntress Earth
    Replies:
    326
    Views:
    40,350
  28. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    8,113
    Views:
    1,508,962
  29. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield, aka Latasha Spears-Winkfield, Jahi McMath's Mother

    Keeps dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Replies:
    588
    Views:
    72,284
  30. Dr. Meme
    Replies:
    110
    Views:
    15,387
  31. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan Ginger

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Replies:
    4,388
    Views:
    729,995
  32. Yaks
    Replies:
    357
    Views:
    50,247
  33. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    192
    Views:
    66,478
  34. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    2,948
    Views:
    509,967
  35. yawning sneasel

    Community Hookers General Thread

    They're like camgirls, but IRL! Hookers and Johns General Thread

    Replies:
    71
    Views:
    7,743
  36. Broken Pussy

    Trainwreck Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie

    Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    19,155
  37. MirrorBallSuit

    Community Onision's Patreon Whores

    What could possibly go wrong when a group of girls fight for the attention of The Grease & Plainey?

    Replies:
    85
    Views:
    7,339
  38. CatParty
    Replies:
    577
    Views:
    83,336
  39. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Replies:
    906
    Views:
    114,713
  40. cruelsound
    Replies:
    59
    Views:
    4,187
  41. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion

    Racist Walrus, BLM nutter exploiting tragedy for personal gain, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    Replies:
    272
    Views:
    28,696
  42. Piga Dgrifm

    Snowflake Nethilia / Tasha Campbell

    Doll-sperg with a social-justice twist

    Replies:
    148
    Views:
    11,548
  43. TheMockTurtle
    Replies:
    497
    Views:
    38,555
  44. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Replies:
    1,187
    Views:
    264,595
  45. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    33
    Views:
    3,629
  46. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    62
    Views:
    7,706
  47. Clown Baby
    Replies:
    16
    Views:
    2,314
  48. yawning sneasel

    Off-Topic Sex Toy General

    We all have them. Even you.

    Replies:
    119
    Views:
    12,100
  49. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    3,777
    Views:
    412,115
  50. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    103
    Views:
    7,629
  51. A Name But Backwards
    Replies:
    280
    Views:
    57,532
  52. Dee
    Replies:
    1,724
    Views:
    57,794
  53. CatParty
    Replies:
    357
    Views:
    42,946

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