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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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  1. Broken Pussy
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    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Broken Pussy, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    FaggotBoy66
    Jan 9, 2019
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Broken Pussy, Apr 12, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    27
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    19,224
    Cricket
    Dec 19, 2018
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016 ... 575 576 577 578 579
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  4. Broken Pussy
    Locked Sticky

    Off-Topic VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

    Site safety info

    Broken Pussy, Aug 14, 2017
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    12,211
    Broken Pussy
    Aug 14, 2017
  5. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016 ... 198 199 200 201 202
    Replies:
    4,035
    Views:
    1,445,430
    Maiden
    Jan 19, 2019 at 11:51 AM
  6. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016 ... 150 151 152 153 154
    Replies:
    3,066
    Views:
    730,108
    JesusChristSuperstar
    Jan 19, 2019 at 11:51 AM
  7. JambledUpWords

    Off-Topic Fashion crimes against humanity

    Stuff you should never have to see in public

    JambledUpWords, Dec 26, 2018 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    267
    Views:
    31,504
    kitty shit
    Jan 19, 2019 at 11:32 AM
  8. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    multiverse, Dec 6, 2017 ... 60 61 62 63 64
    Replies:
    1,274
    Views:
    126,073
    There_is_no_Dana
    Jan 19, 2019 at 11:31 AM
  9. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgy king of the tweens, vegan d-bag pedo, Destroying the Environment. Looks like emo Freddy Kreuger

    Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014 ... 452 453 454 455 456
    Replies:
    9,108
    Views:
    1,806,758
    Dr.TeaDrinker
    Jan 19, 2019 at 10:57 AM
  10. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    button, Jul 30, 2017 ... 646 647 648 649 650
    Replies:
    12,999
    Views:
    2,678,468
    Scarboroughgirl
    Jan 19, 2019 at 9:35 AM
  11. Menhera-Chan

    Trainwreck Dollieguts / Tearzah Hayes / Faedoll / Dollclaws and Bailey Lovell / David Caleb Balaski

    Menhera-Chan, Apr 26, 2018 ... 92 93 94 95 96
    Replies:
    1,913
    Views:
    564,150
    NoFeline
    Jan 19, 2019 at 9:10 AM
  12. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013 ... 274 275 276 277 278
    Replies:
    5,542
    Views:
    951,498
    Jhonson Jhonson
    Jan 19, 2019 at 7:01 AM
  13. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCal, RIP Claire

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 5, 2017 ... 232 233 234 235 236
    Replies:
    4,709
    Views:
    1,059,617
    urmom69404
    Jan 19, 2019 at 2:59 AM
  14. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

    Smutley, Aug 1, 2018 ... 67 68 69 70 71
    Replies:
    1,404
    Views:
    210,922
    Rabbit Bones
    Jan 19, 2019 at 1:41 AM
  15. Broken Pussy

    Gross Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie

    Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

    Broken Pussy, Aug 15, 2017 ... 13 14 15 16 17
    Replies:
    336
    Views:
    62,688
    Samsung
    Jan 19, 2019 at 1:39 AM
  16. Petronella

    Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

    Feigning Illnesses for Attention

    Petronella, Jan 21, 2015 ... 61 62 63 64 65
    Replies:
    1,286
    Views:
    349,726
    nothingtoseehere
    Jan 19, 2019 at 1:22 AM
  17. timelordinamindpalace

    Snowflake Janaye Kearns / Service Dog Colt / @servicedogcolt / thejanayekearns

    Illness collector & faker, service dog owner and all round general snowflake.

    timelordinamindpalace, Nov 25, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    32
    Views:
    5,284
    Kate Farms Shill
    Jan 19, 2019 at 12:30 AM
  18. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Melchett, Jan 20, 2017 ... 61 62 63 64 65
    Replies:
    1,280
    Views:
    344,744
    uncleShitHeel
    Jan 18, 2019 at 9:38 PM
  19. Dee

    Off-Topic Makeup! Clothes! "Girly stuff" thread

    Dee, Jul 3, 2014 ... 99 100 101 102 103
    Replies:
    2,043
    Views:
    116,261
    Pina Colada
    Jan 18, 2019 at 6:57 PM
  20. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014 ... 703 704 705 706 707
    Replies:
    14,134
    Views:
    2,417,470
    Whatthefuck
    Jan 18, 2019 at 4:47 PM
  21. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa

    acrylicpaint, Mar 26, 2013 ... 301 302 303 304 305
    Replies:
    6,094
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    1,167,164
    Sebben Crudele
    Jan 18, 2019 at 2:20 PM
  22. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Pretends to be sick for money, Spoonie, Munchie, Claims to have over 20 diseases

    Lysenko, Oct 23, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    286
    Views:
    44,359
    eternal dog mongler
    Jan 17, 2019 at 8:40 PM
  23. InLivingTuna

    Celebrity Suzanne Marie "Suzy" Berhow / Mortemer / Mortem3r / PsychicCircle / KittyKatGaming

    potato-faced wannabe model and scam artist, Yoko Ono 2.0, wife of Arin Hanson

    InLivingTuna, Nov 26, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    76
    Views:
    55,957
    AbyssStarer
    Jan 17, 2019 at 5:56 PM
  24. IngusNSFW

    Trainwreck SSSniperWolf / Lia / Alia Shelesh / Alia Valentine / Future Pornstar

    "Gamer" / Camgirl

    IngusNSFW, Mar 21, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    27,478
    Gorilla Tessellator
    Jan 17, 2019 at 3:10 PM
  25. CWCissey

    Snowflake Abby Cappleman / Abby The Aspienaut / Abbey May / @0ldS0ul_abby

    Entitled abuser of assistance doggo laws, blogs about life not going her way, little shih tzu

    CWCissey, Nov 19, 2018 ... 14 15 16 17 18
    Replies:
    345
    Views:
    35,271
    The Gay Banana
    Jan 17, 2019 at 6:26 AM
  26. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015 ... 377 378 379 380 381
    Replies:
    7,602
    Views:
    1,552,858
    For The Internet
    Jan 17, 2019 at 6:07 AM
  27. littlebiscuits

    Trainwreck Raven Sparks

    littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014 ... 222 223 224 225 226
    Replies:
    4,504
    Views:
    867,728
    Teeter
    Jan 16, 2019 at 9:27 PM
  28. entropyseekswork

    Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur

    The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

    entropyseekswork, Sep 26, 2016 ... 19 20 21 22 23
    Replies:
    442
    Views:
    140,964
    Man vs persistent rat
    Jan 16, 2019 at 9:06 PM
  29. John Webster

    Snowflake Lisa Zhang / Ophelia Vanity / exsanguinate

    "Real-Life Anime Barbie Doll", Scene Queen™, plastic surgery addict.

    John Webster, Apr 6, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    109
    Views:
    28,577
    Sebben Crudele
    Jan 16, 2019 at 8:19 PM
  30. entropyseekswork

    Celebrity Whitney Way Thore

    Fat.

    entropyseekswork, Mar 16, 2017 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    221
    Views:
    56,487
    lamp shade
    Jan 16, 2019 at 2:28 PM
  31. Bunny at Law

    Off-Topic Venus Palermo / VenusAngelic

    For general Venus gossip

    Bunny at Law, May 20, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    81
    Views:
    21,605
    Bunny at Law
    Jan 16, 2019 at 11:55 AM
  32. The Jumping Dwarf

    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    Fat.

    The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015 ... 484 485 486 487 488
    Replies:
    9,759
    Views:
    2,297,779
    T0xic_rum
    Jan 15, 2019 at 10:27 PM
  33. Dr. Meme

    Gross Ragen Chastain / Dances with Fat / Fat Out Loud

    Dr. Meme, Oct 2, 2014 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    272
    Views:
    55,457
    Angry New Ager
    Jan 15, 2019 at 3:06 PM
  34. HickoryDickory

    Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable

    The Canadian Japanese Idol.

    HickoryDickory, Feb 22, 2015 ... 22 23 24 25 26
    Replies:
    508
    Views:
    148,056
    Tasty Tatty
    Jan 15, 2019 at 11:45 AM
  35. Oodles of Poodles

    Snowflake Natalie "Nady" Stewart / Milo Stewart / Quinby Stewart

    "snip snoop, it's miloop <3 needed to die", not leaked

    Oodles of Poodles, May 18, 2016 ... 180 181 182 183 184
    Replies:
    3,660
    Views:
    869,751
    Rapeman's Shellac
    Jan 14, 2019 at 5:10 PM
  36. A Name But Backwards

    Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgery

    all the pics

    A Name But Backwards, Jul 5, 2017 ... 31 32 33 34 35
    Replies:
    698
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    317,342
    Dirty Bird
    Jan 14, 2019 at 10:49 AM
  37. Durable Mike Malloy

    Cosplay Yumi King / Yuhan Zhang

    very elegant sexy gorgeous rich girl design

    Durable Mike Malloy, Jul 25, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    23,157
    AbraCadaver
    Jan 14, 2019 at 5:15 AM
  38. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Lich Queen

    Null, May 7, 2015 ... 99 100 101 102 103
    Replies:
    2,055
    Views:
    664,297
    Luigi
    Jan 13, 2019 at 6:13 AM
  39. Diabeetus

    Snowflake Blaire White / Robert Ryan White

    Transgender token character in Maddox's cuck cabal

    Diabeetus, Oct 21, 2018 ... 17 18 19 20 21
    Replies:
    400
    Views:
    57,279
    Petronella
    Jan 12, 2019
  40. admiral

    Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger

    Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

    admiral, Jul 20, 2016 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    180
    Views:
    61,627
    Broken Pussy
    Jan 12, 2019
  41. RedneckQuadFeed

    Snowflake JaclynGlenn

    RedneckQuadFeed, Nov 3, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    99
    Views:
    28,842
    Candidae
    Jan 11, 2019
  42. Lalisa(PULL)

    Snowflake Joseph "Joey" Tetsuro Bizinger (TheAnimeMan) & Agnes Usagi Diego (AkiDearest)

    1 million subscriber weeaboos, ex-roommates of Einshine

    Lalisa(PULL), Jan 7, 2018
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    2,102
    2odastream
    Jan 9, 2019
  43. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield / Latasha Spears-Winkfield

    Jahi McMath's mother, kept dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Barbarella, Jul 29, 2017 ... 81 82 83 84 85
    Replies:
    1,698
    Views:
    408,795
    AnOminous
    Jan 8, 2019
  44. Poison_Ivy

    Off-Topic Ball Jointed Doll (BJD) Discussion

    Poison_Ivy, May 11, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    103
    Views:
    12,328
    2 litre soda
    Jan 8, 2019
  45. CatParty

    Trainwreck Jessi Slaughter / Jessica/Damian Leonhardt

    CatParty, Feb 12, 2016 ... 34 35 36 37 38
    Replies:
    743
    Views:
    246,421
    Nutty Spunk Gibbon
    Jan 7, 2019
  46. CatParty

    Snowflake Joy Sparkle / Kati Marie Smith / JoySparkleBS

    Onision Stalker

    CatParty, Apr 27, 2017 ... 35 36 37 38 39
    Replies:
    762
    Views:
    152,232
    Ido
    Jan 6, 2019
  47. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Brandon Buell & Brittany Buell, Parents of Jaxon Strong / Jaxon Buell

    Another 'cephaly Baby Being Exploited by his Parents for $$$; Also Friends of Gwen Hartley

    Feline Darkmage, May 26, 2017 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    296
    Views:
    182,508
    Muh Vagina
    Jan 6, 2019
  48. entropyseekswork

    Celebrity Madonna

    elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

    entropyseekswork, Jan 10, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    144
    Views:
    32,601
    Cactus Wings
    Jan 6, 2019
  49. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Melchett, Jun 28, 2014 ... 286 287 288 289 290
    Replies:
    5,790
    Views:
    1,323,794
    Dysnomia
    Jan 5, 2019
  50. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Autistic Arts and Crafts Time.

    let's sperg

    entropyseekswork, Jan 11, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    187
    Views:
    24,342
    PolexiaAphrodisia
    Jan 5, 2019
  51. solonset

    Snowflake Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha / "iDubbbz's Girlfriend"

    Melodramatic ex-titty streamer with a secret love boner for Chris Ray Gun.

    solonset, Jan 5, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    77
    Views:
    37,762
    Anime-Free Penguin
    Jan 3, 2019
  52. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Shitty Etsy Products

    entropyseekswork, Jan 1, 2017 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    294
    Views:
    80,285
    Kuchipatchi
    Jan 3, 2019
  53. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, "Culture comes out of Genetics", Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    BigPharma, Dec 29, 2016 ... 55 56 57 58 59
    Replies:
    1,165
    Views:
    119,844
    Null
    Jan 3, 2019
  54. Clown Baby

    Trainwreck Shannon Marie Evert / shaedog96 / Shaquana Jefferson

    Hypocrite, klepto, fat, youtuber

    Clown Baby, Sep 7, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    42
    Views:
    10,604
    SAVE TWINKIE!
    Jan 2, 2019
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