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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

Forum Guidelines

The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself. Declaring a post powerleveling does not magically exempt you from this rule.
  • No thirst. No one cares if you want to have sex with someone. Reporting thirst posts to mods is encouraged.
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Failtrolls will be ridiculed mercilessly.

@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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    N/A
  2. Broken Pussy
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    4,201
  3. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    7,603
  4. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    Replies:
    82
    Views:
    82,762
  5. annamiller
    Replies:
    149
    Views:
    3,156
  6. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision, Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgelord, King of the Tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag.

    Replies:
    4,849
    Views:
    714,583
  7. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    2,884
    Views:
    449,373
  8. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    244
    Views:
    46,961
  9. A Name But Backwards

    Cosplay Bad Cosplay

    Thots, weebs, and wannabes

    Replies:
    187
    Views:
    28,980
  10. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Emma Kpop / annamiller

    The crazy person who keeps making Kiwi accounts

    Replies:
    172
    Views:
    9,269
  11. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Replies:
    931
    Views:
    124,705
  12. button

    Gross Chantal / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    700
    Views:
    29,987
  13. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    159
    Views:
    25,437
  14. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Replies:
    231
    Views:
    34,289
  15. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    125
    Views:
    9,691
  16. Null

    Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman

    Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

    Replies:
    16,535
    Views:
    2,260,365
  17. Petronella
    Replies:
    708
    Views:
    99,246
  18. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion

    Racist, scams her followers for personal gain, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    Replies:
    353
    Views:
    41,182
  19. Poison_Ivy
    Replies:
    90
    Views:
    5,564
  20. acceptable
    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    3,106
  21. Dynastia

    Snowflake sh0eonhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Replies:
    332
    Views:
    76,818
  22. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    3,764
    Views:
    620,246
  23. CatParty
    Replies:
    590
    Views:
    91,500
  24. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic We Made It Pink, Now Buy It

    Because women will buy anything if it's "girly" enough, right?

    Replies:
    122
    Views:
    13,145
  25. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Clothing Cringe

    From shitty trends to how they're marketed

    Replies:
    271
    Views:
    38,473
  26. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    8,204
    Views:
    1,579,040
  27. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Replies:
    2,631
    Views:
    346,102
  28. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    12,841
    Views:
    1,805,913
  29. Yaks
    Replies:
    368
    Views:
    55,462
  30. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Skincare

    let's sperg about routines and products

    Replies:
    98
    Views:
    4,487
  31. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,091
    Views:
    557,896
  32. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    926
    Views:
    189,148
  33. Dee
    Replies:
    1,749
    Views:
    63,181
  34. Yaks
    Replies:
    170
    Views:
    38,355
  35. jurassic bark

    Trainwreck Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    Replies:
    128
    Views:
    11,329
  36. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Mariah Mallad / Momokun / M3rkat / Meeka / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer (w/ Bonus: Thirsty Whiteknights)

    Replies:
    1,147
    Views:
    367,671
  37. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    Replies:
    656
    Views:
    117,927
  38. InLivingTuna

    Celebrity Suzanne Marie "Suzy" Berhow / Mortemer / Mortem3r / PsychicCircle / KittyKatGaming

    potato-faced wannabe model and scam artist, Yoko Ono 2.0, wife of Arin Hanson

    Replies:
    53
    Views:
    7,084
  39. Piga Dgrifm

    Snowflake Nethilia / Tasha Campbell

    Doll-sperg with a social-justice twist

    Replies:
    215
    Views:
    19,595
  40. Bob Page

    Snowflake Tana Mongeau

    Hypocrite, Tells overly-dramatized stories of her personal life, triggered by idubbbz, "Say Google."

    Replies:
    73
    Views:
    15,218
  41. A Name But Backwards
    Replies:
    379
    Views:
    89,181
  42. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Replies:
    439
    Views:
    86,020
  43. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    33
    Views:
    1,782
  44. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    3,804
    Views:
    432,816
  45. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    141
    Views:
    11,905
  46. bradsternum
    Replies:
    5,305
    Views:
    497,700
  47. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Replies:
    1,311
    Views:
    304,962
  48. Null
    Replies:
    90
    Views:
    28,574
  49. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic Deep Thots

    If a ho falls in the woods, can she get wifi so she can post a selfie on Instagram?

    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    3,496
  50. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    63
    Views:
    9,926
  51. Petronella
    Replies:
    235
    Views:
    32,096
  52. yawning sneasel

    Off-Topic Sex Toy General

    We all have them. Even you.

    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    18,655
  53. CatParty
    Replies:
    469
    Views:
    77,977

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