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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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  1. Broken Pussy
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    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

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  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

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    19,224
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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  4. Broken Pussy
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  5. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Replies:
    4,035
    Views:
    1,445,430
  6. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    3,066
    Views:
    730,108
  7. JambledUpWords

    Off-Topic Fashion crimes against humanity

    Stuff you should never have to see in public

    Replies:
    267
    Views:
    31,504
  8. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    1,274
    Views:
    126,073
  9. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgy king of the tweens, vegan d-bag pedo, Destroying the Environment. Looks like emo Freddy Kreuger

    Replies:
    9,108
    Views:
    1,806,758
  10. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    12,999
    Views:
    2,678,468
  11. Menhera-Chan
    Replies:
    1,913
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    564,150
  12. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    5,542
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    951,498
  13. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCal, RIP Claire

    Replies:
    4,709
    Views:
    1,059,617
  14. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

    Replies:
    1,404
    Views:
    210,922
  15. Broken Pussy

    Gross Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie

    Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

    Replies:
    336
    Views:
    62,688
  16. Petronella
    Replies:
    1,286
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    349,726
  17. timelordinamindpalace

    Snowflake Janaye Kearns / Service Dog Colt / @servicedogcolt / thejanayekearns

    Illness collector & faker, service dog owner and all round general snowflake.

    Replies:
    32
    Views:
    5,284
  18. Melchett
    Replies:
    1,280
    Views:
    344,744
  19. Dee
    Replies:
    2,043
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    116,261
  20. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    14,134
    Views:
    2,417,470
  21. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    6,094
    Views:
    1,167,164
  22. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Pretends to be sick for money, Spoonie, Munchie, Claims to have over 20 diseases

    Replies:
    286
    Views:
    44,359
  23. InLivingTuna

    Celebrity Suzanne Marie "Suzy" Berhow / Mortemer / Mortem3r / PsychicCircle / KittyKatGaming

    potato-faced wannabe model and scam artist, Yoko Ono 2.0, wife of Arin Hanson

    Replies:
    76
    Views:
    55,957
  24. IngusNSFW
    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    27,478
  25. CWCissey

    Snowflake Abby Cappleman / Abby The Aspienaut / Abbey May / @0ldS0ul_abby

    Entitled abuser of assistance doggo laws, blogs about life not going her way, little shih tzu

    Replies:
    345
    Views:
    35,271
  26. Rihanna Ikari
    Replies:
    7,602
    Views:
    1,552,858
  27. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    4,504
    Views:
    867,728
  28. entropyseekswork

    Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur

    The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

    Replies:
    442
    Views:
    140,964
  29. John Webster

    Snowflake Lisa Zhang / Ophelia Vanity / exsanguinate

    "Real-Life Anime Barbie Doll", Scene Queen™, plastic surgery addict.

    Replies:
    109
    Views:
    28,577
  30. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    221
    Views:
    56,487
  31. Bunny at Law
    Replies:
    81
    Views:
    21,605
  32. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    9,759
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    2,297,779
  33. Dr. Meme
    Replies:
    272
    Views:
    55,457
  34. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    508
    Views:
    148,056
  35. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,660
    Views:
    869,751
  36. A Name But Backwards
    Replies:
    698
    Views:
    317,342
  37. Durable Mike Malloy

    Cosplay Yumi King / Yuhan Zhang

    very elegant sexy gorgeous rich girl design

    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    23,157
  38. Null
    Replies:
    2,055
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    664,297
  39. Diabeetus

    Snowflake Blaire White / Robert Ryan White

    Transgender token character in Maddox's cuck cabal

    Replies:
    400
    Views:
    57,279
  40. admiral
    Replies:
    180
    Views:
    61,627
  41. RedneckQuadFeed
    Replies:
    99
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    28,842
  42. Lalisa(PULL)
    Replies:
    8
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    2,102
  43. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield / Latasha Spears-Winkfield

    Jahi McMath's mother, kept dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Replies:
    1,698
    Views:
    408,795
  44. Poison_Ivy
    Replies:
    103
    Views:
    12,328
  45. CatParty
    Replies:
    743
    Views:
    246,421
  46. CatParty
    Replies:
    762
    Views:
    152,232
  47. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Brandon Buell & Brittany Buell, Parents of Jaxon Strong / Jaxon Buell

    Another 'cephaly Baby Being Exploited by his Parents for $$$; Also Friends of Gwen Hartley

    Replies:
    296
    Views:
    182,508
  48. entropyseekswork

    Celebrity Madonna

    elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

    Replies:
    144
    Views:
    32,601
  49. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Replies:
    5,790
    Views:
    1,323,794
  50. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    187
    Views:
    24,342
  51. solonset

    Snowflake Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha / "iDubbbz's Girlfriend"

    Melodramatic ex-titty streamer with a secret love boner for Chris Ray Gun.

    Replies:
    77
    Views:
    37,762
  52. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    294
    Views:
    80,285
  53. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, "Culture comes out of Genetics", Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    Replies:
    1,165
    Views:
    119,844
  54. Clown Baby
    Replies:
    42
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    10,604

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