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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

Forum Guidelines

The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself. Declaring a post powerleveling does not magically exempt you from this rule.
  • No thirst. No one cares if you want to have sex with someone. Reporting thirst posts to mods is encouraged.
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Failtrolls will be ridiculed mercilessly.
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  1. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016 ... 575 576 577 578 579
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    N/A
  2. Broken Pussy
    Locked Sticky

    Off-Topic VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

    Site safety info

    Broken Pussy, Aug 14, 2017
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    3,123
    Broken Pussy
    Aug 14, 2017
  3. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Broken Pussy, Apr 12, 2017
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    6,634
    Melchett
    Jul 28, 2017
  4. CatParty

    Celebrity Lena Dunham

    Child Molester

    CatParty, Jan 5, 2017 ... 17 18 19 20 21
    Replies:
    410
    Views:
    61,623
    Fancy Carstairs
    Oct 22, 2017 at 9:13 AM
  5. Yaks

    Trainwreck Truthfully Trisha / Trisha Rene Smith / Trisha Rene Kirley / GIBombshell

    Pretends to be Amy Slaton for attention

    Yaks, May 27, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    98
    Views:
    19,906
    FlutterBy
    Oct 22, 2017 at 7:44 AM
  6. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Shitty Etsy Products

    entropyseekswork, Jan 1, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    208
    Views:
    37,233
    ScrewTheRules
    Oct 22, 2017 at 6:48 AM
  7. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision, Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgelord, King of the Tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag.

    Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014 ... 225 226 227 228 229
    Replies:
    4,579
    Views:
    646,960
    FatNero
    Oct 22, 2017 at 6:34 AM
  8. RedneckQuadFeed

    Snowflake JaclynGlenn

    RedneckQuadFeed, Nov 3, 2015 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    70
    Views:
    9,216
    FatNero
    Oct 22, 2017 at 6:28 AM
  9. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014 ... 634 635 636 637 638
    Replies:
    12,753
    Views:
    1,745,922
    kitty shit
    Oct 22, 2017 at 5:26 AM
  10. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Melchett, Jan 20, 2017 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
    375
    Views:
    69,723
    Cake Farts
    Oct 22, 2017 at 2:15 AM
  11. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    entropyseekswork, Dec 31, 2016 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    575
    Views:
    88,693
    xenomorph
    Oct 22, 2017 at 1:25 AM
  12. Poison_Ivy

    Off-Topic Ball Jointed Doll (BJD) Discussion

    Poison_Ivy, May 11, 2015 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    60
    Views:
    2,440
    Elysian
    Oct 22, 2017 at 12:57 AM
  13. Null

    Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman

    Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

    Null, Mar 2, 2016 ... 758 759 760 761 762
    Replies:
    15,226
    Views:
    2,052,749
    Kosher Dill
    Oct 22, 2017 at 12:46 AM
  14. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Clothing Cringe

    From shitty trends to how they're marketed

    entropyseekswork, Oct 4, 2017 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    175
    Views:
    18,571
    autista
    Oct 21, 2017 at 11:12 PM
  15. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016 ... 37 38 39 40 41
    Replies:
    818
    Views:
    156,072
    Dr W
    Oct 21, 2017 at 6:34 PM
  16. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa

    acrylicpaint, Mar 26, 2013 ... 178 179 180 181 182
    Replies:
    3,625
    Views:
    580,734
    multiverse
    Oct 21, 2017 at 3:29 PM
  17. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    entropyseekswork, Sep 1, 2016 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    222
    Views:
    39,192
    weaselhat
    Oct 21, 2017 at 12:11 PM
  18. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Mariah Mallad / Momokun / M3rkat / Meeka / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer (w/ Bonus: Thirsty Whiteknights)

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016 ... 47 48 49 50 51
    Replies:
    1,007
    Views:
    287,478
    Kurosaki Ichigo
    Oct 21, 2017 at 10:25 AM
  19. littlebiscuits

    Trainwreck Raven Sparks

    littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014 ... 127 128 129 130 131
    Replies:
    2,605
    Views:
    386,232
    TheSirensAreCallingMeHome
    Oct 21, 2017 at 5:08 AM
  20. Venus

    Gross ChelHellBunny

    30+ year old Shadman fangirl

    Venus, Jul 29, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    18,603
    Inquisitor_BadAss
    Oct 21, 2017 at 4:32 AM
  21. Dynastia

    Snowflake sh0eonhead

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Dynastia, Jul 12, 2016 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    241
    Views:
    56,532
    tehpope
    Oct 21, 2017 at 4:32 AM
  22. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 5, 2017 ... 116 117 118 119 120
    Replies:
    2,380
    Views:
    289,201
    heathercho
    Oct 20, 2017 at 11:38 PM
  23. bradsternum

    Trainwreck Gloria Tesch

    bradsternum, Mar 2, 2013 ... 261 262 263 264 265
    Replies:
    5,288
    Views:
    482,829
    Henry Bemis
    Oct 19, 2017 at 9:42 PM
  24. Jashinist

    Community Lolitas

    1000% more backstabbing than you'd expect.

    Jashinist, Aug 2, 2015 ... 13 14 15 16 17
    Replies:
    335
    Views:
    52,857
    Splendid Meat Sticks
    Oct 19, 2017 at 6:50 PM
  25. Internet War Criminal

    Celebrity Tila Tequila

    aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you're thirsty for

    Internet War Criminal, Jul 21, 2016 ... 13 14 15 16 17
    Replies:
    323
    Views:
    54,074
    JaneThough
    Oct 19, 2017 at 5:07 PM
  26. Petronella

    Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

    Feigning Illnesses for Attention

    Petronella, Jan 21, 2015 ... 31 32 33 34 35
    Replies:
    681
    Views:
    80,942
    Crunchy Leaf
    Oct 19, 2017 at 2:04 PM
  27. Yaoi Huntress Earth

    Community Woke Girls Dolls

    SJW Magical Girl Dolls

    Yaoi Huntress Earth, Jun 13, 2017 ... 13 14 15 16 17
    Replies:
    326
    Views:
    40,350
    MysticMisty
    Oct 19, 2017 at 2:23 AM
  28. The Jumping Dwarf

    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    Fat.

    The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015 ... 402 403 404 405 406
    Replies:
    8,113
    Views:
    1,508,962
    Stanley_Buttkiss
    Oct 19, 2017 at 2:21 AM
  29. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield, aka Latasha Spears-Winkfield, Jahi McMath's Mother

    Keeps dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Barbarella, Jul 29, 2017 ... 26 27 28 29 30
    Replies:
    588
    Views:
    72,284
    cherimoya
    Oct 18, 2017 at 10:44 PM
  30. Dr. Meme

    Gross Ragen Chastain / Dances with Fat

    Dr. Meme, Oct 2, 2014 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    110
    Views:
    15,387
    Splendid Meat Sticks
    Oct 18, 2017 at 7:16 PM
  31. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan Ginger

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015 ... 216 217 218 219 220
    Replies:
    4,388
    Views:
    729,995
    Dysnomia
    Oct 17, 2017 at 6:08 PM
  32. Yaks

    Community Ball-Jointed Doll (BJD) Collectors

    Yaks, May 6, 2015 ... 14 15 16 17 18
    Replies:
    357
    Views:
    50,247
    Elli2kitty
    Oct 17, 2017 at 4:51 PM
  33. HickoryDickory

    Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable

    The Canadian Japanese Idol.

    HickoryDickory, Feb 22, 2015 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    192
    Views:
    66,478
    BlueSpark
    Oct 17, 2017 at 4:49 AM
  34. Oodles of Poodles

    Snowflake Natalie "Nady" Stewart / Milo Stewart / Quinby Stewart

    "snip snoop, it's miloop <3 needed to die", not leaked

    Oodles of Poodles, May 18, 2016 ... 144 145 146 147 148
    Replies:
    2,948
    Views:
    509,967
    Sinners Sandwich
    Oct 16, 2017 at 9:05 PM
  35. yawning sneasel

    Community Hookers General Thread

    They're like camgirls, but IRL! Hookers and Johns General Thread

    yawning sneasel, Jul 20, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    71
    Views:
    7,743
    Sushinope
    Oct 16, 2017 at 1:13 AM
  36. Broken Pussy

    Trainwreck Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie

    Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

    Broken Pussy, Aug 15, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    19,155
    Sushinope
    Oct 15, 2017
  37. MirrorBallSuit

    Community Onision's Patreon Whores

    What could possibly go wrong when a group of girls fight for the attention of The Grease & Plainey?

    MirrorBallSuit, Oct 8, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    85
    Views:
    7,339
    Cyanide
    Oct 15, 2017
  38. CatParty

    Snowflake Joy Sparkle / Kati Marie Smith

    Onision Stalker

    CatParty, Apr 27, 2017 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    577
    Views:
    83,336
    zerohitwonder
    Oct 15, 2017
  39. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Blarmination, Jul 29, 2016 ... 42 43 44 45 46
    Replies:
    906
    Views:
    114,713
    Flareon
    Oct 14, 2017
  40. cruelsound

    Off-Topic ITT We Argue About How People Get Fat

    It's a mystery!

    cruelsound, Jul 12, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    59
    Views:
    4,187
    kaiwaii
    Oct 13, 2017
  41. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion

    Racist Walrus, BLM nutter exploiting tragedy for personal gain, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    TheGreatCitracett, Aug 18, 2017 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    272
    Views:
    28,696
    RockVolnutt
    Oct 13, 2017
  42. Piga Dgrifm

    Snowflake Nethilia / Tasha Campbell

    Doll-sperg with a social-justice twist

    Piga Dgrifm, Jul 3, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    148
    Views:
    11,548
    An Ghost
    Oct 12, 2017
  43. TheMockTurtle

    Snowflake Jamie Leigh Fischer / Youtuberjamieleighfischer / jlinlimbo / Madonna of the Internet

    Desperately wants to be a lolcow for attention

    TheMockTurtle, Feb 14, 2017 ... 21 22 23 24 25
    Replies:
    497
    Views:
    38,555
    Oglethorpe
    Oct 12, 2017
  44. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Null, May 7, 2015 ... 56 57 58 59 60
    Replies:
    1,187
    Views:
    264,595
    FierceBrosnan
    Oct 11, 2017
  45. entropyseekswork

    Snowflake Type A Parent / Kelby Carr / Kelby Paige Hartson Carr

    Drunkard, Thief, "blogger"

    entropyseekswork, Mar 2, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    33
    Views:
    3,629
    multiverse
    Oct 10, 2017
  46. InLivingTuna

    Gross DoubleDickDude / Diphallic Dude

    dickless liar

    InLivingTuna, Sep 22, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    62
    Views:
    7,706
    Flame the Sunbird
    Oct 10, 2017
  47. Clown Baby

    Trainwreck Shannon Marie Evert / shaedog96 / Shaquana Jefferson

    Hypocrite, klepto, fat, youtuber

    Clown Baby, Sep 7, 2017
    Replies:
    16
    Views:
    2,314
    doubledigitgendergap
    Oct 10, 2017
  48. yawning sneasel

    Off-Topic Sex Toy General

    We all have them. Even you.

    yawning sneasel, Aug 9, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    119
    Views:
    12,100
    Jackass RN
    Oct 9, 2017
  49. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013 ... 185 186 187 188 189
    Replies:
    3,777
    Views:
    412,115
    trombonista
    Oct 9, 2017
  50. Feline Darkmage

    Off-Topic "Girly" Video Games

    Feline Darkmage, Apr 25, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    103
    Views:
    7,629
    PolexiaAphrodisia
    Oct 7, 2017
  51. A Name But Backwards

    Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgery

    all the pics

    A Name But Backwards, Jul 5, 2017 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    280
    Views:
    57,532
    Tragi-Chan
    Oct 6, 2017
  52. Dee

    Off-Topic Makeup! Clothes! "Girly stuff" thread

    Dee, Jul 3, 2014 ... 83 84 85 86 87
    Replies:
    1,724
    Views:
    57,794
    bloodcoffee
    Oct 6, 2017
  53. CatParty

    Gross Martina Big

    CatParty, Apr 13, 2017 ... 14 15 16 17 18
    Replies:
    357
    Views:
    42,946
    Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
    Oct 5, 2017
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