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Christian Weston Chandler

Chris-Chan the author of Sonichu, a comic book, with an Internet history going back 10 years.

Forum Guidelines
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
  • Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
  • Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
  • Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
  • Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.

@The American Hedgehog, @Marvin

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  1. Clown Doll
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  2. Null
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  3. champthom
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  4. The American Hedgehog
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  5. CatParty
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  6. njm00ch
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    236
    Views:
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  7. Salt Water Taffy

    Sonichu Taffy's Annotated Sonichu

    Annotated Sonichu Take 3 - Director Amenities Underway!

    Replies:
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  8. ATaxingWoman
    Replies:
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  9. Cedric_Eff

    Sonichu [Fan Comic] Sonichu: EHP

    Make me sad. Make me mad. Make me feel alright...

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    21
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    3,050
  10. champthom
    Replies:
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    Views:
    666,064
  11. The American Hedgehog

    Meghan K. Ringo / MKRNightVee

    pretends to be a fictional character to Chris

    Replies:
    353
    Views:
    54,443
  12. ShittyRecolor
    Replies:
    171
    Views:
    10,980
  13. CatParty
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  14. ChurchOfGodBear
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  15. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    3,818
    Views:
    442,267
  16. DevilDog
    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    14,415
  17. Isaac Asimov
    Locked

    A Strange Revelation

    The Similarities Between Chris Chan and Other People

    Replies:
    0
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    518
  18. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    169
    Views:
    24,901
  19. CatParty
    Replies:
    622
    Views:
    103,721
  20. FixinShibe

    Twitter 2/5 - Chris “Stands with Josh and Vic”, Pretends all of his “Haters” Act like Pikmin

    This Statement is sponsored by the Unemployment Office of Ruckersville, VA.

    Replies:
    86
    Views:
    14,466
  21. fiu0cm
    Replies:
    228
    Views:
    30,411
  22. neural
    Replies:
    238
    Views:
    29,317
  23. Yellow Shirt Guy
    Replies:
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    Views:
    79,966
  24. MaskedArchon
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    1,914
  25. ShittyRecolor
    Replies:
    357
    Views:
    28,275
  26. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    338
    Views:
    67,980
  27. Emerald Queen
    Replies:
    376
    Views:
    47,650
  28. Mariposa Electrique
    Replies:
    74
    Views:
    10,252
  29. Inpetus
    Replies:
    222
    Views:
    32,696
  30. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    125
    Views:
    19,632
  31. Pickelhaube
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    6,283
  32. CoolGuyHitler

    [Twitter 1/20] Chris goes nuclear over all the blocking and threatens protecting tweets.

    Update 1/30 - Chris sets account to private again, begins manually purging followers list

    Replies:
    488
    Views:
    59,048
  33. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    178
    Views:
    23,727
  34. CatParty
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    1,358
  35. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    102
    Views:
    13,233
  36. Null
    Replies:
    1,575
    Views:
    300,351
  37. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    99
    Views:
    15,066
  38. Mynanship
    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    16,543
  39. crayolasword

    Money 9/24 - Chris gets sued for debt again

    Verdict: Chris owes $2,476.63 to Second Round Sub

    Replies:
    326
    Views:
    66,381
  40. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    209
    Views:
    25,671
  41. The American Hedgehog
    Locked

    Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread

    1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

    Replies:
    1,683
    Views:
    251,580
  42. Trickie

    Sonichu [Fan Comic] Rosechu's Story

    A reimagining of the Sonichu story from Rosechu's perspective.

    Replies:
    2,451
    Views:
    382,479
  43. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    112
    Views:
    17,279
  44. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    142
    Views:
    15,130
  45. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    234
    Views:
    18,416
  46. Chris Psychology
    Locked

    Wellness Check?

    Tranny Ween Teen Extreme Felix Pepper/InvisibleElk & Friends

    Replies:
    449
    Views:
    66,916
  47. The Silver Shroud
    Replies:
    140
    Views:
    12,888
  48. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    423
    Views:
    99,681
  49. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    339
    Views:
    34,532
  50. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    247
    Views:
    34,376

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