• ”loaded with RAPE JOKES”

Christian Weston Chandler

Chris-Chan the author of Sonichu, a comic book, with an Internet history going back 10 years.

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  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
  • Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
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@The American Hedgehog, @Marvin

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