• ”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”

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  1. Null
    Sticky

    Archival Tools

    If you make a thread without archiving shit I will strangle you.

    Null, Dec 18, 2014 ... 2 3 4
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    Wärring Ornac
    Sep 22, 2018 at 10:05 AM
  2. Judge Holden
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows

    Judge Holden, Mar 11, 2013 ... 164 165 166 167 168
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    Ilikeoreos
    Sep 19, 2018 at 9:28 AM
  3. Null
    Sticky

    Obscure Laughingstocks

    Null, Feb 21, 2013 ... 67 68 69 70 71
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    Fangsofjeff
    Sep 19, 2018 at 2:25 AM
  4. Null
    Sticky

    Cybersecurity 101

    Null, Aug 15, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    61,628
    Larry Thorne
    Sep 16, 2018 at 12:01 PM
  5. Null
    Sticky

    Criteria for Automatic Failure

    If you fuck these up I will delete your thread.

    Null, Apr 26, 2018
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    4,843
    Pepito
    Jun 5, 2018
  6. Flowers For Sonichu
    Locked Sticky

    Fuck off with "NOTICE ME SEMPAI" behavior

    How to properly milk lolcows

    Flowers For Sonichu, Jul 10, 2016
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    Flowers For Sonichu
    Jul 11, 2016
  7. SunLightStreak
    Sticky

    Opening Post 101

    How to make threads that will not get locked by Moderators

    SunLightStreak, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2
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    9,543
    Darwin Watterson
    Jan 18, 2016
  8. CatParty

    What lolcow brought you to the farms?

    CatParty, Sep 5, 2015 ... 23 24 25 26 27
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    523
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    32,374
    Al_Borland
    Sep 22, 2018 at 5:38 PM
  9. Mapache

    What has a lolcow ruined for you?

    Mapache, Jul 3, 2016 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    131
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    19,147
    SpergPatrol
    Sep 22, 2018 at 3:39 PM
  10. Viscount

    Stories about whiteknighted lolcows.

    Lolcows people actually have defended before.

    Viscount, Sep 22, 2018 at 2:26 AM
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    236
    Viscount
    Sep 22, 2018 at 1:41 PM
  11. SpergPatrol

    What Lolcow Do You Think is Not Funny

    SpergPatrol, Jul 30, 2018 ... 2
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    37
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    2,759
    REGENDarySumanai
    Sep 22, 2018 at 1:16 AM
  12. *Asterisk*

    Lolcow Cartoonists

    *Asterisk*, Apr 27, 2015 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    130
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    23,824
    NARPASSWORD
    Sep 21, 2018 at 1:04 PM
  13. Flowers For Sonichu

    Lolcow Thunderdome

    Flowers For Sonichu, Jun 2, 2015
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    738
    thismanlies
    Sep 21, 2018 at 12:46 AM
  14. Cosmos

    Documentary on the Final Fantasy House

    Cosmos, Jun 3, 2018 ... 2
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    36
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    8,573
    Maggots on a Train v2
    Sep 20, 2018 at 2:02 PM
  15. Null

    The /pol/ Theory of Beta Male Facial Expressions

    Null, Jan 7, 2018 ... 20 21 22 23 24
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    91,125
    Maggots on a Train v2
    Sep 20, 2018 at 12:45 PM
  16. PurpleSquirrel

    Lolcows in Fiction (Books, TV, Movies, etc.)

    PurpleSquirrel, Mar 18, 2015 ... 27 28 29 30 31
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    77,428
    2odastream
    Sep 20, 2018 at 1:38 AM
  17. jebsurge

    Geographic Distribution of Lolcows

    jebsurge, Aug 23, 2018
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    18
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    807
    Replicant Sasquatch
    Sep 19, 2018 at 2:19 PM
  18. CatParty

    Kiwi Farms Reviews

    CatParty, Aug 21, 2015 ... 229 230 231 232 233
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    4,642
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    358,247
    AnOminous
    Sep 17, 2018 at 1:38 PM
  19. Ryan Rash

    Are you a Lolcow? Take the quiz!

    Ryan Rash, Dec 20, 2014 ... 24 25 26 27 28
    Replies:
    546
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    60,821
    Sedim Entari
    Sep 16, 2018 at 1:51 PM
  20. big baby jesus

    Historical Lolcows

    big baby jesus, Mar 14, 2013 ... 10 11 12 13 14
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    278
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    44,647
    Ilikeoreos
    Sep 16, 2018 at 9:14 AM
  21. The Man From G.R.I.D.S.
    Locked

    Is there a search filter for cows based on location?

    The Man From G.R.I.D.S., Sep 15, 2018
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    226
    emspex
    Sep 15, 2018
  22. odius

    Most physically repulsive tranny?

    odius, Nov 29, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    107
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    20,387
    Ron /pol/
    Sep 15, 2018
  23. Miss Walsh

    The Local Nutters of Great Britain

    Every estate and highstreet seems to have at least one

    Miss Walsh, Jan 7, 2018 ... 2 3
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    4,720
    Spunt
    Sep 14, 2018
  24. Stoned Alex Jones

    How do you research Lolcows?

    Stoned Alex Jones, Sep 11, 2018
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    11
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    536
    Testaclese Maximus
    Sep 12, 2018
  25. Flowers For Sonichu

    Lolcows you would hang out with irl

    Flowers For Sonichu, Feb 12, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    151
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    9,397
    ComputerWife
    Sep 5, 2018
  26. Darwin Watterson

    Failed Lolcows

    Cows you had high hopes for, but who failed to deliver

    Darwin Watterson, Jun 24, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    142
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    24,596
    Jerry_ smith56
    Sep 4, 2018
  27. hood LOLCOW

    Lolcows celebrating cancer death part 2: Electric Boogaloo

    hood LOLCOW, Aug 26, 2018 ... 2
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    28
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    1,571
    Blue Jerkop
    Sep 4, 2018
  28. Digimon
    Locked

    Donald "Digimon" Buffkin / Tablecow / Bombermanfan vs GloriousReader containment zone

    Attention Whore Faggot Pedofork "Troll"/Trying to PA on ED & Some other Spastic

    Digimon, Aug 16, 2018 ... 6 7 8 9 10
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    7,281
    yawning sneasel
    Sep 1, 2018
  29. electroconvulsivetherapy

    what have you learned from lolcows

    electroconvulsivetherapy, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    4,270
    147573952589676412927
    Aug 28, 2018
  30. Sword Fighter Super

    Which cows would survive the collapse of society?

    Sword Fighter Super, Aug 7, 2018 ... 2
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    1,838
    147573952589676412927
    Aug 28, 2018
  31. neural

    The Kiwi Farms Cinematic Universe

    Best Cow Crossovers

    neural, Aug 19, 2018
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    3
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    722
    Thomas Paine
    Aug 20, 2018
  32. Nisse Hult

    If countries could be lolcows, which would be the most lolcowish?

    Nisse Hult, Aug 2, 2018 ... 2
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    27
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    1,777
    Alice Springs
    Aug 19, 2018
  33. Pickelhaube

    Sadcows

    Pickelhaube, Jul 8, 2018 ... 2
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    20
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    1,680
    Feline Darkmage
    Aug 18, 2018
  34. Stoned Alex Jones

    Which cow has provided the most lols far this year

    Stoned Alex Jones, Aug 12, 2018
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    14
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    903
    Digimon
    Aug 15, 2018
  35. Cosmos

    Down the Rabbit Hole does an exposé on furries

    Rates Informative

    Cosmos, Aug 13, 2018
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    16
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    1,490
    stets
    Aug 15, 2018
  36. Diabeetus-chan

    Lolcows that you personally like

    Diabeetus-chan, Apr 19, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    64
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    7,008
    Faggot Gift
    Jul 31, 2018
  37. Randall Fragg

    Theme-songs for lolcows

    Randall Fragg, Jan 19, 2015 ... 6 7 8 9 10
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    199
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    23,935
    An Sionnach Seang
    Jul 28, 2018
  38. PortsideDave

    Which Lolcow produced the most tard cum in 2017?

    An early year end recap

    PortsideDave, Dec 23, 2017 ... 5 6 7 8 9
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    166
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    10,849
    Bork Laser
    Jul 27, 2018
  39. Heinrich Himmler

    Benign and toxic lolcows

    Heinrich Himmler, Jan 30, 2018 ... 2
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    26
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    3,327
    Stoned Alex Jones
    Jul 26, 2018
  40. Yellow Yam Scam

    Recommend a lolcow

    Yellow Yam Scam, Jan 12, 2017 ... 2 3 4
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    65
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    7,169
    catpin
    Jul 25, 2018
  41. electroconvulsivetherapy
    Locked

    Which lolcow would be the funniest to kidnap

    electroconvulsivetherapy, Jul 12, 2018
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    3
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    563
    Sword Fighter Super
    Jul 12, 2018
  42. A-tistic

    Your native (non-english) lolcows

    A-tistic, Feb 19, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    41
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    6,443
    Jaiman
    Jul 2, 2018
  43. Feline Darkmage

    People Who Use Suicide for Propaganda

    A List of Ghouls Exploiting + Lying About Chloe Sagal's Death

    Feline Darkmage, Jun 22, 2018 ... 12 13 14 15 16
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    311
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    31,447
    Army Burger
    Jul 1, 2018
  44. Ariel

    Quiverfull Movement Lolcows

    Ariel, Nov 20, 2014 ... 8 9 10 11 12
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    220
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    28,283
    Dorsia.Reservation
    Jul 1, 2018
  45. Wojak

    Where do you find lolcows?

    Wojak, Jan 10, 2018 ... 2
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    25
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    2,148
    RunRufusRun
    Jun 28, 2018
  46. Null

    Test

    Null, Sep 4, 2017 ... 2 3
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    47
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    3,571
    DrJonesHat
    Jun 26, 2018
  47. Null

    People who celebrate cancer death

    Null, May 25, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
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    283
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    33,899
    c-no
    Jun 25, 2018
  48. Yaoi Huntress Earth

    Reality Show Lolcows

    Yaoi Huntress Earth, Jul 17, 2014 ... 6 7 8 9 10
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    186
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    27,923
    cuddle striker
    Jun 25, 2018
  49. Heinrich Himmler

    Which lolcow do you identify with?

    Heinrich Himmler, Jun 2, 2018 ... 2
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    21
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    1,505
    Visitor
    Jun 20, 2018
  50. patricia_wallis

    Diaper Guy Diary (2008)

    autistic developmentally disabled adult

    patricia_wallis, Nov 12, 2016 ... 2 3
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    57
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    8,047
    Garbagetime
    Jun 20, 2018
  51. /intl/

    Koby dox

    /intl/, May 31, 2018 ... 5 6 7 8 9
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    161
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    11,762
    Daniel Tittyfish
    Jun 16, 2018
  52. Reynard

    Favorite and Least Favorite Types of Lolcows

    Tell us yours!

    Reynard, Apr 17, 2018 ... 2
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    32
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    2,368
    lazerbot
    Jun 16, 2018
  53. Sword Fighter Super

    What was your favorite article from "The Best Page in the Universe"?

    Sword Fighter Super, Jun 2, 2018
    Replies:
    13
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    963
    TheMightyMonarch
    Jun 15, 2018
  54. AtroposHeart

    If a lolcow wanted to stop being a lolcow, what would they have to do?

    AtroposHeart, Sep 10, 2014 ... 2 3 4 5
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    99
    Views:
    12,110
    Otoya Yamacoochie
    Jun 9, 2018
  55. PurpleSquirrel

    Musical LOLcows

    PurpleSquirrel, Sep 4, 2014 ... 6 7 8 9 10
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    197
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    32,118
    Cable 7
    Jun 6, 2018
  56. melty

    Which lolcow is the dumbest/smartest?

    melty, Oct 13, 2016 ... 2 3
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    57
    Views:
    7,318
    Francis E. Dec Esc.
    Jun 4, 2018
  57. Stephen Micek

    Lolcow threads turned generals

    Stephen Micek, May 25, 2018
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    759
    The Shadow
    May 25, 2018
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