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  1. Null
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    Archival Tools

    If you make a thread without archiving shit I will strangle you.

    Null, Dec 18, 2014 ... 2 3 4 5
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    Operator of the Wired
    Dec 15, 2018 at 9:21 PM
  2. Judge Holden
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows

    Judge Holden, Mar 11, 2013 ... 169 170 171 172 173
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    473,375
    I am a nigger
    Dec 13, 2018 at 11:21 AM
  3. Null
    Sticky

    Obscure Laughingstocks

    Null, Feb 21, 2013 ... 70 71 72 73 74
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    1,475
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    241,868
    MysticMisty
    Dec 11, 2018 at 1:03 AM
  4. Null
    Sticky

    Cybersecurity 101

    Null, Aug 15, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    106
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    73,306
    The Man From G.R.I.D.S.
    Sep 30, 2018
  5. Null
    Sticky

    Criteria for Automatic Failure

    If you fuck these up I will delete your thread.

    Null, Apr 26, 2018
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    Pepito
    Jun 5, 2018
  6. Flowers For Sonichu
    Locked Sticky

    Fuck off with "NOTICE ME SEMPAI" behavior

    How to properly milk lolcows

    Flowers For Sonichu, Jul 10, 2016
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    Flowers For Sonichu
    Jul 11, 2016
  7. SunLightStreak
    Sticky

    Opening Post 101

    How to make threads that will not get locked by Moderators

    SunLightStreak, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2
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    10,520
    Darwin Watterson
    Jan 18, 2016
  8. CatParty

    People Who Look Funny Megathread

    stop staring at meeee

    CatParty, Apr 23, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    75
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    1,746
    Coleman Francis
    Dec 15, 2018 at 6:45 PM
  9. Kylie Raina

    Best Lolcow Quote

    Kylie Raina, Oct 25, 2018 ... 2
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    35
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    1,544
    Army Burger
    Dec 15, 2018 at 6:09 PM
  10. JambledUpWords

    Kill one lolcow to bring someone else back to life

    JambledUpWords, Dec 14, 2018 at 9:20 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    28
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    565
    Rumpled Foreskin
    Dec 15, 2018 at 11:50 AM
  11. CatParty

    Kiwi Farms Reviews

    CatParty, Aug 21, 2015 ... 238 239 240 241 242
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    4,825
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    413,291
    vertexwindi
    Dec 15, 2018 at 7:59 AM
  12. Ryan Rash

    Are you a Lolcow? Take the quiz!

    Ryan Rash, Dec 20, 2014 ... 25 26 27 28 29
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    569
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    68,269
    Safir
    Dec 15, 2018 at 6:54 AM
  13. odius

    Most physically repulsive tranny?

    odius, Nov 29, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    134
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    30,630
    Kirkorov
    Dec 14, 2018 at 10:56 PM
  14. Null

    The /pol/ Theory of Beta Male Facial Expressions

    Null, Jan 7, 2018 ... 21 22 23 24 25
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    112,333
    AmpleApricots
    Dec 13, 2018 at 10:08 AM
  15. SpergPatrol

    What Lolcow Do You Think is Not Funny

    SpergPatrol, Jul 30, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    91
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    7,957
    SweetDee
    Dec 11, 2018 at 8:12 PM
  16. Heinrich Himmler

    Benign and toxic lolcows

    Heinrich Himmler, Jan 30, 2018 ... 2
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    34
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    4,465
    andr0id psycho sho(ker
    Dec 11, 2018 at 6:55 PM
  17. JambledUpWords

    Hollywood lolcows

    Actually famous people with lolcow tendencies

    JambledUpWords, Dec 5, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    90
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    3,814
    BScCollateral
    Dec 11, 2018 at 5:11 PM
  18. Mapache

    What has a lolcow ruined for you?

    Mapache, Jul 3, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    140
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    22,937
    BeanBidan
    Dec 9, 2018
  19. JambledUpWords

    What hobbies/fandoms do you associate with lolcows?

    JambledUpWords, Nov 12, 2018 ... 2 3
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    46
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    1,977
    dopy
    Dec 8, 2018
  20. yawning sneasel

    Can we laugh at dead lolcows?

    A discussion on the ethics of finding humor in the dead.

    yawning sneasel, Jul 29, 2017 ... 2
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    38
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    4,024
    KarlHank2480345
    Dec 6, 2018
  21. BradyBunchFan

    What Lolcow thread are you currently looking at?

    BradyBunchFan, Nov 27, 2018
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    18
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    550
    Big Bad Brat
    Dec 5, 2018
  22. PurpleSquirrel

    Lolcows in Fiction (Books, TV, Movies, etc.)

    PurpleSquirrel, Mar 18, 2015 ... 28 29 30 31 32
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    85,611
    Ow The Edge
    Dec 2, 2018
  23. nsa-2

    Does KiwiFarms support artistic freedom?

    nsa-2, Nov 4, 2017 ... 2 3
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    44
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    2,988
    Otis Boi
    Dec 2, 2018
  24. big baby jesus

    Historical Lolcows

    big baby jesus, Mar 14, 2013 ... 11 12 13 14 15
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    51,149
    Syaoran Li
    Dec 2, 2018
  25. Cast Away

    Are lolcows the result of nature or nurture?

    Cast Away, Nov 28, 2018 ... 2
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    33
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    1,023
    Maggots on a Train v2
    Dec 1, 2018
  26. CatParty

    What lolcow brought you to the farms?

    CatParty, Sep 5, 2015 ... 25 26 27 28 29
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    39,333
    Xanax
    Dec 1, 2018
  27. Kylie Raina

    Why are almost all lolcows ugly?

    Kylie Raina, Oct 29, 2018 ... 2 3
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    44
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    3,081
    Samuel Belmont
    Nov 30, 2018
  28. electroconvulsivetherapy

    what have you learned from lolcows

    electroconvulsivetherapy, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    74
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    6,527
    Alex's True Face
    Nov 29, 2018
  29. I am a nigger

    Which cow has the funniest A-Logs?

    Rating cows based on people who hate them

    I am a nigger, Nov 17, 2018
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    11
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    726
    kyle2252
    Nov 27, 2018
  30. Crunchy Leaf

    Cows you wouldn't be surprised to see troon out

    Crunchy Leaf, Nov 23, 2018 ... 2
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    37
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    1,622
    Hank Salagna
    Nov 25, 2018
  31. Cosmos

    Documentary on the Final Fantasy House

    Cosmos, Jun 3, 2018 ... 2 3
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    40
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    11,932
    sideofthematress
    Nov 25, 2018
  32. ICametoLurk

    Are Incels the most reviled members of society ever?

    ICametoLurk, Mar 28, 2017 ... 2 3
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    53
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    5,555
    OrsonZedd
    Nov 21, 2018
  33. Heinrich Himmler

    Cool things a lolcow did

    Heinrich Himmler, Oct 20, 2018 ... 2
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    22
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    1,514
    BeanBidan
    Nov 17, 2018
  34. hm yeah

    Lolcows you miss/missed

    hm yeah, Apr 7, 2013 ... 9 10 11 12 13
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    249
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    44,410
    Y2K Baby
    Nov 11, 2018
  35. BradyBunchFan

    Which cow would you like to meet?

    BradyBunchFan, Nov 10, 2018
    Replies:
    9
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    388
    Pickle Inspector
    Nov 11, 2018
  36. DazedAndConfused

    What is your favorite lol that you've farmed from the cows?

    DazedAndConfused, Oct 29, 2018
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    12
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    770
    Maggots on a Train v2
    Nov 4, 2018
  37. AtroposHeart

    If a lolcow wanted to stop being a lolcow, what would they have to do?

    AtroposHeart, Sep 10, 2014 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    105
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    15,215
    WhatNemesisMeans
    Nov 2, 2018
  38. PurpleSquirrel

    Musical LOLcows

    PurpleSquirrel, Sep 4, 2014 ... 7 8 9 10 11
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    201
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    35,675
    Francis E. Dec Esc.
    Oct 28, 2018
  39. The Shadow

    Lolcow-themed drinks

    The Shadow, Feb 15, 2018 ... 2 3
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    43
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    2,434
    An Sionnach Seang
    Oct 27, 2018
  40. Cosmos

    Nature vs. Nurture

    Cosmos, Jan 19, 2015 ... 2
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    21
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    1,996
    Turn Me Up Fam
    Oct 25, 2018
  41. Diabeetus

    Lolcows that you personally like

    Diabeetus, Apr 19, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    73
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    9,511
    regnirbdam
    Oct 4, 2018
  42. *Asterisk*

    Lolcow Cartoonists

    *Asterisk*, Apr 27, 2015 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    141
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    27,847
    UtopiaGuy
    Oct 1, 2018
  43. Viscount

    Stories about whiteknighted lolcows.

    Lolcows people actually have defended before.

    Viscount, Sep 22, 2018
    Replies:
    4
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    648
    Viscount
    Sep 22, 2018
  44. Flowers For Sonichu

    Lolcow Thunderdome

    Flowers For Sonichu, Jun 2, 2015
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    9
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    986
    thismanlies
    Sep 21, 2018
  45. jebsurge

    Geographic Distribution of Lolcows

    jebsurge, Aug 23, 2018
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    18
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    1,228
    Replicant Sasquatch
    Sep 19, 2018
  46. The Man From G.R.I.D.S.
    Locked

    Is there a search filter for cows based on location?

    The Man From G.R.I.D.S., Sep 15, 2018
    Replies:
    6
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    597
    emspex
    Sep 15, 2018
  47. Miss Walsh

    The Local Nutters of Great Britain

    Every estate and highstreet seems to have at least one

    Miss Walsh, Jan 7, 2018 ... 2 3
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    52
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    5,864
    Spunt
    Sep 14, 2018
  48. Stoned Alex Jones

    How do you research Lolcows?

    Stoned Alex Jones, Sep 11, 2018
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    11
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    871
    Testaclese Maximus
    Sep 12, 2018
  49. Flowers For Sonichu

    Lolcows you would hang out with irl

    Flowers For Sonichu, Feb 12, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    151
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    11,362
    ComputerWife
    Sep 5, 2018
  50. Darwin Watterson

    Failed Lolcows

    Cows you had high hopes for, but who failed to deliver

    Darwin Watterson, Jun 24, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    142
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    27,165
    Jerry_ smith56
    Sep 4, 2018
  51. hood LOLCOW

    Lolcows celebrating cancer death part 2: Electric Boogaloo

    hood LOLCOW, Aug 26, 2018 ... 2
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    28
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    2,240
    Blue Jerkop
    Sep 4, 2018
  52. Digimon
    Locked

    Donald "Digimon" Buffkin / Tablecow / Bombermanfan vs GloriousReader containment zone

    Attention Whore Faggot Pedofork "Troll"/Trying to PA on ED & Some other Spastic

    Digimon, Aug 16, 2018 ... 6 7 8 9 10
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    183
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    10,100
    yawning sneasel
    Sep 1, 2018
  53. Sword Fighter Super

    Which cows would survive the collapse of society?

    Sword Fighter Super, Aug 7, 2018 ... 2
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    37
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    2,460
    147573952589676412927
    Aug 28, 2018
  54. neural

    The Kiwi Farms Cinematic Universe

    Best Cow Crossovers

    neural, Aug 19, 2018
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    3
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    965
    Thomas Paine
    Aug 20, 2018
  55. Nisse Hult

    If countries could be lolcows, which would be the most lolcowish?

    Nisse Hult, Aug 2, 2018 ... 2
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    27
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    2,452
    Alice Springs
    Aug 19, 2018
  56. Pickelhaube

    Sadcows

    Pickelhaube, Jul 8, 2018 ... 2
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    20
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    2,236
    Feline Darkmage
    Aug 18, 2018
  57. Stoned Alex Jones

    Which cow has provided the most lols far this year

    Stoned Alex Jones, Aug 12, 2018
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    1,238
    Digimon
    Aug 15, 2018
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