Lolcows

Lolcows are people with eccentric behavior who can be "milked" for entertainment.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
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"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, got a lien filed against him by Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Aspiring rapist, woman beater, God's autistic gift to Tribes 1, Lowtax's biggest fan, Feminists' worst brain-damaged enemy
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Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry. Welshy made him watch porn. He was not pleased. Accidentally took his mum to a sex flick. SYMBOLISM!1!1!1!
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Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll
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HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
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Basically Elliot Rodger with a fart fetish, pedo, hates blowjobs, Eminems True & Honest son
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A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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It's ma'am the sequel, incel-to-troon pipeline exhibit A, threatens TERFs and blames them for him being sexually assaulted
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"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
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Nutjob NSFW artist and internet tough guy who threatens people if they don't give him attention
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8chan Founder Turned Anti-Kiwi Activist, Former Wizardchan Admin, Font Aficionado
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What happens when weed makes you crazy, with a side order of lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp
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Violent DCEU actor now missing, fled from the police, housed family while heavily armed, doing a speedrun for the world record in the Waco% category
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The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire,Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy
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Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.
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AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!
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When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice
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The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
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Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits.
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edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT
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Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.
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From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
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Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
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The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, Chronic Stoner, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards
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Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout
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From Jeopardy Winner to Angriest Man on Twitter
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Destiny's stalker and purveyor of subclinical psychology diagnoses and potentially a killer of client(s). Usually feels cute and might do a murder suicide later, idk
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45th President of the USA, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents
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fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
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Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed dollfucker
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Autistic skitzocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush
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