Lolcows

Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

"Am hole:" every creepy, disgusting MtF stereotype in one greasy package! Now with animal neglect and grifting for children's toys!

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Insane.

The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon

45th President of the USA, Epstein bro, serial liar, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents

Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.

Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

One of SJW Art and Extreme's favorite cows, confirmed cis

Former speedrunner tumbling down

Abbo Gasoline Huffer. Died in the Great Leaks of 2019, but got better.

Autistic skizocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

Mother who made a Tard Baby and parades her on instagram because she refused to follow any medical oversights

Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.

Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for online rape threats. Sentenced to 41 Months in Prison.

From Jackass to Lolcow

Chronic Sufferer of Vivziepop Derangement Syndrome, Troll Fucker, Horse Cock Connoisseur, Prolific SJW Artcow, Batshit A-Logger and Cancel Culture SJW. Wants to take down the Farms.

would sell his soul for good looks, absolute maniac

pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.

Self-hating black man on a crusade against black women and hair weave

Cooking with Hoarders

One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked

Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

Minesweeper Online Beginner Pro/Ex-Speedrunner with a "dark secret"

Developer of Osana from April 2014 to September 2020, Crowdfunding Eventually

Train sperg with a pedophilic piss fetish

"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)

Prolific shitposting tranny that waves his dick in women’s changing rooms, wants to burn down TERFs homes, sleeps in his sister’s clothes, talks about his mom masturbating, banned by Mumsnet, sent death threats to an MP

aka Hotdogs in face girl

Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender

Chris-Chan fanboy/hater

Comicsgater, author of "Xenotype" and fanfiction, alleged puncher of mothers and killer of puppies. "I am good at sex and I have money", Savior of the comic book industry!

Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.

The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

One Gaming Lolcow Thread

HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news

Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew

Half-Assed Trans Activist

Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

"I AM A WOMAN!" ~ Male Women's Roller Derby Champion ~ Misgender sperg

Autistic politsperg obsessed with children's books.

The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb