Lolcows
Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
Pedo Edgelord, Not Trooning Out, Possibly on Drugs
AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! He copes! He seethes! And, coming soon, he'll even dilate!
Careercow
Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)
One Gaming Lolcow Thread
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.
Dramacow
Amanda/Amari Turcol / LadyALT69 / Manda-Tee / Amarithenonbinary / Amaribabe93 / AmariStrawberry
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
Skitzocow
Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar / runawayroostudios
Come watch the rare FtM tranch exile who makes 200 tweets a day without a single one that isn't insane!
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked
SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy
THE GAYMASTER/Lol-Bvll / Self admitted Gay Hawaiian Ricardo Milos Cosplayer/Uploaded his consciousness to the Sims/Ed Wood of Machinima
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits.
edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT
fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
Chronically useless deadbeat troon dad who whines about his ex on twitter, embarrassment to his kids, is probably drunk right now
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly, now a diabetic
Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult
Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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Edgy weaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed dollfucker
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak, can't get laid in a whorehouse
Artcow
Autumn Neville / pawpawchan48 / MessageAPuP / puppychan48 / puppychan / pancakewagss / TanookiTale
Degrading artist, perpetual victim, once had a spat with an autistic edgelord
Artcow
Javiera Alegria Solar / DestinytoMoon / Orquidia-art / Ale-draws and Jessica Ortiz / JouleJay / Succulentbud
Diversity and disability fetishist, confirmed cis, equally phony "boyfriend" loves picking fights with better artists
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
Trump obsessed Internet pundit paid thousands of dollars to tweet all day
A-logging commentator and writer with a massive hate-boner for Trump.
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
Skitzocow
Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / actuallybella1 / AutisticAizen / Blaine Gaven Ross / Jess Ross / Erika Starling
Schizophrenic degenerate who begged for a thread while methy-mouthing all over social media.
8chan Founder Turned Anti-Kiwi Activist, Former Wizardchan Admin, Font Aficionado
Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
From the hills have eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
Banhappy TvTropes moderator with a god-complex, hates the farms, ultra oldfag from the 90s
A staple of Downtown Vancouver. Mentally ill tranny complete with extensive criminal history. Once beat a man to death.
Body Building Youtube Superstar turned Drugged Out Peepee Guru who Drinks Cum for the Health Benefits
"Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"
The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
