Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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A 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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5M
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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Asexual/aromantic serial monogamist, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges."
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185
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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11K
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Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.
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Fat autistic nonbinary pedophile from Mount Olive, Illinois who is in a relationship with a Spyro boss. Jealous of OPL.
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The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just an exaggeration (now Chris Chan approved and with 100% more neovagina!)
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Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.
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2M
Political activist who managed to enter history through its brown backdoor
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111
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Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
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779K
pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked
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Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. New channel: Deputy Fox, Fucking Dead
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SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, ex-American living in Japan
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445
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Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for online rape threats.
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581
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Whiny Pillsbury Doughboy MRA
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366
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Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight
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49
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Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away.
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9K
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2M
Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.
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681
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'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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618
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Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful
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The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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Disabled Con Artist onto a new tragedy and more money to pocket
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25
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Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
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607
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes
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Public nuisance, GameFAQs sperg, convicted felon
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275
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Comics legend turned laughingstock, SJW lunatic, Dislikes Asians, Sued for Tortious Interference, King Baby, “The Strong Protect The Weak”
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.
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Condescending Junior NHS doc, thin skinned sideshow, Internet defense force for troons and pedos
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479
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"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
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Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
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Mad at HOPs, makeup, trannies and personal hygiene.
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Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
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Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
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"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
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Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.
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