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Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  1. Flowers For Sonichu
    Sticky

    Updating Old, Terrible Firsts Posts

    Flowers For Sonichu, Apr 12, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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    63
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    14,208
    Feline Darkmage
    Mar 12, 2018
  2. Null
    Sticky Redirect

    Before Making a Thread: Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

    Null, Apr 9, 2017 ... 17 18 19 20 21
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  3. shutupman

    Lolcow MylarBalloonFan / ILoveMylarBalloons / Sam "Sammy" Petersen

    metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark

    shutupman, Mar 8, 2013 ... 229 230 231 232 233
    Replies:
    4,650
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    291,053
    January Cyst
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:39 PM
  4. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    SpacePanther, Feb 3, 2016 ... 215 216 217 218 219
    Replies:
    4,375
    Views:
    582,157
    Caracticus
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:30 PM
  5. InLivingTuna

    Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum

    scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, alleged predator and child rapist

    InLivingTuna, Mar 29, 2018 ... 34 35 36 37 38
    Replies:
    740
    Views:
    93,323
    Trilby
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:30 PM
  6. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

    neural, Nov 11, 2014 ... 1243 1244 1245 1246 1247
    Replies:
    24,928
    Views:
    1,979,557
    Princess Rescuer
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:30 PM
  7. PS1gamenwatch

    Careercow Mike Jones / Virgil

    "Wrestling Superstar"

    PS1gamenwatch, Feb 16, 2016 ... 2
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    33
    Views:
    3,935
    PS1gamenwatch
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:28 PM
  8. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Going Scorched Earth

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 15, 2018 ... 256 257 258 259 260
    Replies:
    5,196
    Views:
    927,282
    uncleShitHeel
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:27 PM
  9. vertexwindi

    Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator & With the face only a mother could love

    vertexwindi, Apr 10, 2016 ... 1148 1149 1150 1151 1152
    Replies:
    23,038
    Views:
    4,802,141
    Hopeman
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:26 PM
  10. Dynastia
    Featured

    Dramacow Candace Owens / RedPillBlack

    Creator of Social Autopsy and unwitting champion of Gamer Gate

    Dynastia, Apr 12, 2016 ... 37 38 39 40 41
    Replies:
    813
    Views:
    109,686
    Derp Potato
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:22 PM
  11. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston

    STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

    Alan Pardew, Jan 13, 2016 ... 1853 1854 1855 1856 1857
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    37,131
    Views:
    3,718,719
    MarineN*423543
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:21 PM
  12. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

    Gensdupays, Oct 16, 2015 ... 98 99 100 101 102
    Replies:
    2,020
    Views:
    230,615
    Nekromantik
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:18 PM
  13. Cryin RN

    Cultcow Russell Greer / @mr.brightside623799 / @lboy1926

    Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest

    Cryin RN, May 1, 2017 ... 845 846 847 848 849
    Replies:
    16,974
    Views:
    2,411,768
    Russpoleon Greeramite
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:13 PM
  14. Grand Lunar

    Dramacow Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Warski Live / The Warski Show

    Grand Lunar, Mar 30, 2018 ... 12 13 14 15 16
    Replies:
    319
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    34,502
    BobManly
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:06 PM
  15. Ass Manager 3000

    Dramacow Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / @nero

    Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

    Ass Manager 3000, Aug 19, 2016 ... 98 99 100 101 102
    Replies:
    2,022
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    239,398
    Hellbound Hellhound
    Apr 26, 2018 at 4:00 PM
  16. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Plissken, Apr 21, 2013 ... 179 180 181 182 183
    Replies:
    3,654
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    505,065
    GhostButt
    Apr 26, 2018 at 3:41 PM
  17. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

    Gene Parmesan, Dec 30, 2014 ... 1149 1150 1151 1152 1153
    Replies:
    23,054
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    607,705
    Anonymus Fluhre
    Apr 26, 2018 at 3:39 PM
  18. SPARKLETWAT

    Skitzocow Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nathaniel43284

    SPARKLETWAT, Oct 11, 2013 ... 24 25 26 27 28
    Replies:
    544
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    35,640
    GethN7
    Apr 26, 2018 at 3:30 PM
  19. RequiredName

    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

    RequiredName, Jul 12, 2014 ... 429 430 431 432 433
    Replies:
    8,653
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    467,473
    autism420
    Apr 26, 2018 at 3:12 PM
  20. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Parasitic narcissistic BPD autist, fake-Jew and tranny, self-described 'genius', phony

    Hellfire, Nov 3, 2016 ... 257 258 259 260 261
    Replies:
    5,213
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    439,643
    Blue Jerkop
    Apr 26, 2018 at 3:01 PM
  21. chimpburgers

    Terrorist Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew Hopkins News

    Vexatious litigant, actual terrorist, GamerGator, stalker, cuck (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

    chimpburgers, Jan 20, 2016 ... 367 368 369 370 371
    Replies:
    7,410
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    583,844
    Anonymus Fluhre
    Apr 26, 2018 at 3:01 PM
  22. BrunoMattei

    Careercow Low Tier God / Lowti3rgod / sparrow25

    BrunoMattei, Apr 22, 2015 ... 70 71 72 73 74
    Replies:
    1,468
    Views:
    181,045
    Dragoonism
    Apr 26, 2018 at 3:01 PM
  23. Artard

    حلال Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath / Heretics on Holiday

    Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist

    Artard, Feb 14, 2015 ... 55 56 57 58 59
    Replies:
    1,168
    Views:
    257,121
    Jarilo182
    Apr 26, 2018 at 2:07 PM
  24. Meatman

    Artcow Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean

    Meatman, Jan 29, 2016 ... 104 105 106 107 108
    Replies:
    2,151
    Views:
    556,372
    Count groudon
    Apr 26, 2018 at 1:56 PM
  25. PCA

    Careercow Gorgeous George

    PCA, Apr 28, 2013 ... 2 3
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    50
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    6,761
    MerriedxReldnahc
    Apr 26, 2018 at 1:52 PM
  26. Fishkill

    Artcow BenTheLooney / Ben Tannehill

    Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.

    Fishkill, Mar 1, 2014 ... 58 59 60 61 62
    Replies:
    1,239
    Views:
    194,477
    Benine Bovine
    Apr 26, 2018 at 1:42 PM
  27. Neil Venegas

    Horrorcow Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon

    Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

    Neil Venegas, Aug 27, 2017 ... 125 126 127 128 129
    Replies:
    2,574
    Views:
    332,510
    Xetzyr
    Apr 26, 2018 at 1:23 PM
  28. CuriousJDG

    Careercow WingsofRedemption

    CuriousJDG, Oct 27, 2014 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    110
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    17,483
    BrunoMattei
    Apr 26, 2018 at 1:11 PM
  29. CatParty

    Dramacow Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / FedoraManManMan / The Exceptional Detective

    Severely mentally ill

    CatParty, Jan 31, 2015 ... 141 142 143 144 145
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    2,894
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    265,350
    Hiragana
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:41 PM
  30. Broseph Stalin

    Artcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders

    Probably the first musician lolcow?

    Broseph Stalin, Jul 20, 2016 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    127
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    16,336
    pr0ph
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:30 PM
  31. CatParty

    Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla

    "God's only friend"

    CatParty, Feb 23, 2017 ... 84 85 86 87 88
    Replies:
    1,745
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    169,795
    Very Honest Content
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:18 PM
  32. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow JFG / Jean-Francois Gariepy / jfgariepyneuro / The French Pervert

    Warski's Abusive BF, Racist Streamer, Failed Academic, Accused Rapist & Kristi Winter's New BFF

    Feline Darkmage, Jan 25, 2018 ... 23 24 25 26 27
    Replies:
    533
    Views:
    71,820
    Rekkington
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:15 PM
  33. Anonimo

    Dramacow Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad

    Anonimo, Mar 10, 2016 ... 116 117 118 119 120
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    2,395
    Views:
    304,604
    soy_king
    Apr 26, 2018 at 11:48 AM
  34. chimpburgers

    Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Jay Wasserberg / Thomasa Wasserberg / Tommi Jayne Wasserberg / WhistleBlower

    Elderly, Child/Dog-Abusing, Garbage-Eating Drainbow, Pedo, Fake Tranny; Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

    chimpburgers, Mar 31, 2016 ... 629 630 631 632 633
    Replies:
    12,659
    Views:
    517,070
    Chongo
    Apr 26, 2018 at 11:43 AM
  35. Naked Mole-Rat

    Horrorcow Georgia Dickerson/Thompson / "Stinky" / "Pip" / @todokaras / @cutiephiliac / Edroy

    Otherkin fujoshi zoophile

    Naked Mole-Rat, Aug 18, 2016 ... 43 44 45 46 47
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    938
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    649,358
    Hanamura
    Apr 26, 2018 at 11:43 AM
  36. Snorlaxative

    Dramacow The Amazing Atheist / TJ Kirk / Thomas James Kirk / Terroja Kincaid

    Snorlaxative, Mar 8, 2013 ... 53 54 55 56 57
    Replies:
    1,124
    Views:
    184,954
    jack
    Apr 26, 2018 at 10:48 AM
  37. MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

    Careercow Alexander Thomas Mauer / Alex Mauer / Lexi Mauer

    DMCA spamming "trans" musician of Starr Mazer DSP fame.

    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid, Jun 26, 2017 ... 132 133 134 135 136
    Replies:
    2,711
    Views:
    495,908
    VoidMachine
    Apr 26, 2018 at 10:31 AM
  38. Ginger Piglet

    Dramacow Kevin Allred

    Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

    Ginger Piglet, Nov 18, 2016 ... 89 90 91 92 93
    Replies:
    1,848
    Views:
    158,102
    Stock Image Photographer
    Apr 26, 2018 at 9:48 AM
  39. emspex

    Lolcow Todd Daugherty / N9OGL / Fox Smith

    Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori

    emspex, Apr 13, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    104
    Views:
    9,456
    Clown Doll
    Apr 26, 2018 at 9:30 AM
  40. chimpburgers

    Dramacow Lindy West

    The anti-fun, anti-comedy fat "activist" who wants to stamp out trolling

    chimpburgers, May 24, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    143
    Views:
    18,526
    drtoboggan
    Apr 26, 2018 at 7:56 AM
  41. Fangsofjeff

    Horrorcow Michael Isaacson / Vulgareconomics / rknjl / Riskybird

    ANTIFA college professor who publicly says he wants to kill cops and burn down the white house

    Fangsofjeff, Sep 18, 2017 ... 86 87 88 89 90
    Replies:
    1,782
    Views:
    136,768
    Positron
    Apr 26, 2018 at 6:49 AM
  42. TheGreatCitracett

    Artcow M. Rasheed / Muhammad Rasheed / Second Sight Graphix / mrasheed

    Racist comic artist, Islamist, Antisemite, We Wuz Comics 'n Shiet, TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKE

    TheGreatCitracett, Jan 19, 2018
    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    1,600
    CWCissey
    Apr 26, 2018 at 6:44 AM
  43. damian

    Careercow Kwanza Osajyefo / Kwanza Johnson / kwanzer

    Black Supremacist Comic Book Writer

    damian, Mar 30, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    221
    Views:
    17,596
    Keep Yourself Safe
    Apr 26, 2018 at 3:51 AM
  44. Cosmos

    Careercow Dan Harmon

    Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic

    Cosmos, Oct 13, 2017 ... 38 39 40 41 42
    Replies:
    839
    Views:
    141,513
    Someone in a Tree
    Apr 26, 2018 at 2:25 AM
  45. Yellow Shirt Guy

    Careercow Lindsay M Amer / Queer kid stuff

    Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music

    Yellow Shirt Guy, Dec 5, 2016 ... 53 54 55 56 57
    Replies:
    1,125
    Views:
    159,776
    Oscar Wildean
    Apr 26, 2018 at 1:20 AM
  46. Nano

    Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright

    Former speedrunner tumbling down

    Nano, Sep 16, 2016 ... 94 95 96 97 98
    Replies:
    1,951
    Views:
    416,546
    GhostButt
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:36 AM
  47. damian
    Featured

    Dramacow Kieran Shiach / KingImpulse / GoodEgg Podcast

    Serial Harasser, Unemployed E-Beggar, Sandwich Boy

    damian, Apr 5, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    118
    Views:
    10,647
    damian
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:15 AM
  48. XYZpdq

    Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom

    4chan Mech Sperg, hates Gurren Lagaan, Harasses & Stalks Hbomberguy, Shota Loving Pedofork

    XYZpdq, Dec 1, 2014 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    569
    Views:
    60,625
    trombonista
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:00 AM
  49. Mariposa Electrique

    Skitzocow Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life

    Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL

    Mariposa Electrique, May 6, 2017 ... 16 17 18 19 20
    Replies:
    383
    Views:
    30,854
    SuziesMagicalBus
    Apr 25, 2018 at 11:43 PM
  50. CatParty

    Artcow ugojesse

    nigerian graphic designer and cartoonist extradinoire

    CatParty, Jan 12, 2018 ... 19 20 21 22 23
    Replies:
    454
    Views:
    50,974
    2al
    Apr 25, 2018 at 9:36 PM
  51. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow Conrad Aaron Collins / Digibrony / Digibro / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast

    Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

    Feline Darkmage, Oct 12, 2017 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    265
    Views:
    43,596
    SwanDive
    Apr 25, 2018 at 9:00 PM
  52. androidwarrior

    Lolcow Princess Sakura Serenity

    A Comic Dub Voice Actress who is overly dramatic

    androidwarrior, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    102
    Views:
    9,894
    androidwarrior
    Apr 25, 2018 at 8:04 PM
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