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Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked

"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, still owes Quasi money

The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Degrading artist, perpetual victim, surrounds herself with a personal army of minors. Tried to commit suicide via blueberry. “Pups gotta eat!”

Fatass Eagles fanboy, confirmed pedophile

Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

Autistic skizocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush

45th President of the USA, Epstein bro, serial liar, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents

Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.

Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

Edgy Nostalgia Critic Fanboy/Knockoff

"Orthodox Jewish" MTF, Yiddish lyricist, amateur Talmud scholar, Shlomo Shekelstein lookalike

Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry.

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

aka Hotdogs in face girl

Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult

"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

creepy furry artist who abused his ex and then stole her character

Fundie Christian mom, turns her daughters into frankendolls with repeated brain surgeries, either MbP or worst case of taking dr's advice ever

The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb

HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

What The Fuck Is Wrong With HIM?

LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak, can't get laid in a whorehouse

Agenda-driven armchair lawyer who uses his politically charged videos to push his ideology, but holds the power to kill the Trump administration through lawsuits

Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake

'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

16,000+ hours in Fallout 76, Enthusiast in Discordianism, Infamous in the Fallout and D&D communities, Ran Technosexual he did his wife on, Doxed by pizza.

Artist who’s obsessed with Fanboy & Chum Chum, regularly draws and writes fanfiction about child porn and child abuse

8chan Founder Turned Anti-Kiwi Activist, Former Wizardchan Admin, Font Aficionado

30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun

edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT

Pseudo-Intellectual Hipster, Child Pornographer, and All-Around Exceptional Individual

Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership

Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL

Author of The Rational Male and Irrational Manosphere Blogger

The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon

Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

"Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards