Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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2K
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443K
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6K
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2M
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, still owes Quasi money
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5K
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528K
The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
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19K
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4M
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Degrading artist, perpetual victim, surrounds herself with a personal army of minors. Tried to commit suicide via blueberry. “Pups gotta eat!”
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9K
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2M
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1K
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337K
Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography
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719
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248K
Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist
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2K
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394K
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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38K
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6M
Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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7K
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803K
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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91K
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11M
Autistic skizocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush
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2K
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332K
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45th President of the USA, Epstein bro, serial liar, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents
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3K
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322K
Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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5K
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668K
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
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10K
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2M
Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck
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529
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113K
Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry.
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469
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17K
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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38K
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5M
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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38K
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7M
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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5K
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1M
Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult
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557
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167K
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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62K
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8M
AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!
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1K
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290K
creepy furry artist who abused his ex and then stole her character
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186
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37K
Fundie Christian mom, turns her daughters into frankendolls with repeated brain surgeries, either MbP or worst case of taking dr's advice ever
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476
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158K
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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2K
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232K
HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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10K
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2M
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Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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7K
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553K
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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3K
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663K
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak, can't get laid in a whorehouse
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68K
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12M
Agenda-driven armchair lawyer who uses his politically charged videos to push his ideology, but holds the power to kill the Trump administration through lawsuits
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172
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18K
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
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2K
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791K
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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4K
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632K
16,000+ hours in Fallout 76, Enthusiast in Discordianism, Infamous in the Fallout and D&D communities, Ran Technosexual he did his wife on, Doxed by pizza.
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122
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14K
Artist who’s obsessed with Fanboy & Chum Chum, regularly draws and writes fanfiction about child porn and child abuse
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483
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152K
8chan Founder Turned Anti-Kiwi Activist, Former Wizardchan Admin, Font Aficionado
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531
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79K
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
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3K
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563K
edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT
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1K
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359K
Pseudo-Intellectual Hipster, Child Pornographer, and All-Around Exceptional Individual
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1K
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285K
Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership
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196
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53K
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Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL
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1K
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170K
Author of The Rational Male and Irrational Manosphere Blogger
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42
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14K
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The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
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21K
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3M
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
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594
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75K
"Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"
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3K
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620K
Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards
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406
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19K