Lolcows

Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant

Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun

"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, got a lien filed against him by Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Aspiring rapist, woman beater, God's autistic gift to Tribes 1, Lowtax's biggest fan, Feminists' worst brain-damaged enemy

Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry. Welshy made him watch porn. He was not pleased. Accidentally took his mum to a sex flick. SYMBOLISM!1!1!1!

Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll

One Gaming Lolcow Thread

HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

Basically Elliot Rodger with a fart fetish, pedo, hates blowjobs, Eminems True & Honest son

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

It's ma'am the sequel, incel-to-troon pipeline exhibit A, threatens TERFs and blames them for him being sexually assaulted

LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

aka Hotdogs in face girl

Nutjob NSFW artist and internet tough guy who threatens people if they don't give him attention

8chan Founder Turned Anti-Kiwi Activist, Former Wizardchan Admin, Font Aficionado

The German Youtube Sensation

What happens when weed makes you crazy, with a side order of lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

Violent DCEU actor now missing, fled from the police, housed family while heavily armed, doing a speedrun for the world record in the Waco% category

The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire,Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy

Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.

AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

Schizophrenic degenerate who begged for a thread while methy-mouthing all over social media.

The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

From Jackass to Lolcow

Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits.

edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT

Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.

From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news

The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb

Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, Chronic Stoner, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards

Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

From Jeopardy Winner to Angriest Man on Twitter

Destiny's stalker and purveyor of subclinical psychology diagnoses and potentially a killer of client(s). Usually feels cute and might do a murder suicide later, idk

45th President of the USA, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents

fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired

Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed dollfucker

Autistic skitzocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush