Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

Shots Fired

Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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Normal threads

Clawshrimpy is a *shota rape fetishist* and here's why; The Decade-Long Story of a Pedophile Blobfish & his Posse of Faux-Leftist Serial Harassers
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541K
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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2M
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Tranny who was the bassist of a queer band, made SJW memes, committed suicide
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340
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100K
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Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.
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1M
Racist pedo tranny; vexatious litigant from British Columbia; protected by big tech; #waxmyballs
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5M
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Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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4M
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
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334
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63K
Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
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CatParty's Favorite Blogger; MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser
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scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
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2K
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336K
Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
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387K
Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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609
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44K
Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer
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739
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129K
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How an autistic 38-year old attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists
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206K
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor
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737K
Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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484
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94K
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Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL
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825
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83K
ANTIFA college professor who publicly says he wants to kill cops and burn down the white house
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219K
Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic
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2M
Top Steam achievement hunter, Daddy of 100Pals, cucked via cheesecake
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20
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Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.
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972K
"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
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536
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51K
Far-right shill and banned investor, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller
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Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed
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755
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87K
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Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer
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548K
Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified
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572
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100K
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Lives in mom's basement; famous for being a virgin; Mormon
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Professional Con Artist and Conspiracy Theorist Boomer, Called the Police after being Triggered by a Song
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Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership
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80
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Author of shitty webcomic Gamergate Life, fetishizes underaged superheroines and monstergirls
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20
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2K
Patriarch of the Crazy Autistic Fairy Headmate Family
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752
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102K
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
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335
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74K
"RAPED BY JESUS", serial harasser, banned from the internet
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196
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18K
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Comics legend turned laughingstock, SJW lunatic, Dislikes Asians, Sued for Tortious Interference
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903
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158K
pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher
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127K
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Fat Neckbeard, Rabid SJW, Serial Harasser Over Petty Comics Autism, "Not here to sodomize pets"
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405
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57K
Pregnant lady killer, smelly bloody hippie who ingests turpentine, bleach, and his own piss, v. v. salty at loss of woo-peddling YouTube channel
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259
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59K
Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.
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240K

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