Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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1K
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278K
Ex-lover of a Spyro boss. Pedophile/pedo apologist who is in fictional relationships. Goblin fetishist and into pokephilia. Tulpamancer. Decade reigning cow and self shipper. Twin soul sister of OPL.
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5K
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791K
Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who Likes His Asshole Fingered
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257
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53K
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking
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47K
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8M
HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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4K
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854K
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Schizophrenic open-source philosophy teacher and angel of God, married to a dead 5-year old Palestinian girl
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237
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22K
Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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12K
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2M
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.
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11K
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626K
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"Am hole." The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just a myth! (Now on PBS, page 422!)
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9K
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2M
Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.
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11K
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2M
Vexatious litigant, actual terrorist, GamerGator, stalker, extortionist (Prosperous Software Consulting Limited)
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8K
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993K
pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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2K
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318K
Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.
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840
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250K
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
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3K
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690K
Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
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3K
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542K
Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
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2K
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758K
Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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17K
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3M
Unintentionally hilarious, drama-seeking post-op who gets outed as a nuisance in any community he touches
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149
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19K
scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
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3K
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745K
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A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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60K
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7M
Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight
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63
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17K
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till September 2020, Crowdfunding Soon
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44K
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13M
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The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
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18K
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2M
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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19K
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3M
SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire
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1K
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118K
One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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5K
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530K
Unhinged, autistic, alleged pedophile, misogynist, bisexual father of six, modder/hacker, gardener and internet sperg
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283
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15K
"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
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2K
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334K
The Internet's Angriest Dog Trainer with 2600+ videos on Youtube, Claims to own a Bigfoot leg.
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36
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12K
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Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
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371
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88K
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.
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5K
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1M
Cuckservative "reporter", disrupted a play, #TireGate, running for Congress
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736
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132K
Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer
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438
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132K
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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1K
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224K
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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3K
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593K
Middle aged munchie, pioneer of cancel culture, mad at the internet for 20 years.
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25
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2K
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Creepy pedo "incel" LOLbertarian Putin and Breivik lovechild.
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202
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48K
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
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2K
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458K
Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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2K
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229K
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy
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47
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6K
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Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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4K
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267K
Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. Last channel: filthy churches, Fucking Dead
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1K
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271K
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
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2K
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584K
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
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1K
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235K
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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560
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74K