Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

Shots Fired

Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
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HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.
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Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
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Fundie Christian mom, turns her daughters into frankendolls with repeated brain surgeries, either MbP or worst case of taking dr's advice ever
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The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
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A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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Delusional, wholesome white rapper who is deeply in debt.
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MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger
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Pansexual Bipolar Insomniac Youtube Ranter and "My Little Pony" Gore Fanfiction
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The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)
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Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.
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Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
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Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding
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Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.
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"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
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Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.
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Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer
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Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats.
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Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates
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Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes
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9M
Cuckservative "reporters", disrupted a play, #TireGate
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"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
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Cooking with Hoarders
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Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.
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