Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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2K
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332K
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly
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72K
Views
9M
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"Am hole:" every creepy, disgusting MtF stereotype in one greasy package! Now with animal neglect and grifting for children's toys!
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17K
Views
3M
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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27K
Views
4M
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The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
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19K
Views
2M
45th President of the USA, Epstein bro, serial liar, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents
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2K
Views
121K
Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.
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14K
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3M
Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding
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2K
Views
220K
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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21K
Views
4M
Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's
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5K
Views
1M
Abbo Gasoline Huffer. Died in the Great Leaks of 2019, but got better.
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1K
Views
237K
Autistic skizocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush
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528
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61K
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking
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52K
Views
10M
Mother who made a Tard Baby and parades her on instagram because she refused to follow any medical oversights
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290
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30K
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
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8K
Views
1M
Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for online rape threats. Sentenced to 41 Months in Prison.
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792
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159K
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Chronic Sufferer of Vivziepop Derangement Syndrome, Troll Fucker, Horse Cock Connoisseur, Prolific SJW Artcow, Batshit A-Logger and Cancel Culture SJW. Wants to take down the Farms.
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1K
Views
256K
pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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2K
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364K
Self-hating black man on a crusade against black women and hair weave
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28
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7K
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259
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85K
One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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6K
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669K
Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked
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2K
Views
733K
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Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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5K
Views
336K
Minesweeper Online Beginner Pro/Ex-Speedrunner with a "dark secret"
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46
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2K
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Developer of Osana from April 2014 to September 2020, Crowdfunding Eventually
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45K
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14M
"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
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2K
Views
413K
Prolific shitposting tranny that waves his dick in women’s changing rooms, wants to burn down TERFs homes, sleeps in his sister’s clothes, talks about his mom masturbating, banned by Mumsnet, sent death threats to an MP
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200
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32K
Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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14K
Views
3M
Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender
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158
Views
13K
Chris-Chan fanboy/hater
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172
Views
23K
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Comicsgater, author of "Xenotype" and fanfiction, alleged puncher of mothers and killer of puppies. "I am good at sex and I have money", Savior of the comic book industry!
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142
Views
27K
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.
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19K
Views
978K
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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13K
Views
3M
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
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417
Views
66K
Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew
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301
Views
38K
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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3K
Views
526K
"I AM A WOMAN!" ~ Male Women's Roller Derby Champion ~ Misgender sperg
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39
Views
2K
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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646
Views
96K
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