Lolcows

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

"Am hole." The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers fund today!

Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple.

A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Fatass Eagles fanboy

HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.

STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL.

Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library

Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew

'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked

Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender

Literal neckbeard, "smartest 15 year old on reddit", arrested for burglary

Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

Developer of Osana from 2014 till September 2020, Crowdfunding Soon

One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

Schizophrenic open-source philosophy teacher and angel of God, married to a dead 5-year old Palestinian girl

Dysfunctional Creators of The Sarkeesian Effect and their farce on display

The Original Crazy Tranny

The Glorious Return of a Legendary Artcow and Spergilicious Psychopath

One Gaming Lolcow Thread

aka Hotdogs in face girl

Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

Autistic skizocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush

The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

no soul ginger who will do anything to stay relevant

Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

Terrifying Toddler Fetishist

The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon

Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

Former speedrunner tumbling down

Retarded scammer who tries to sue game studios over microtransactions, now disowned by his family with police involvement

Wayne's World

The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb

fully tattooed tranny beggar

Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.

The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

Failing Content Creator, Big Smoke Lookalike, Jarbo Black, "HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON"

57-year-old east Boston stunad with a BTR show and a thin grasp on reality

Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory