Lolcows

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

Fundie Christian mom, turns her daughters into frankendolls with repeated brain surgeries, either MbP or worst case of taking dr's advice ever

The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb

Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.

Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Delusional, wholesome white rapper who is deeply in debt.

MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

Pansexual Bipolar Insomniac Youtube Ranter and "My Little Pony" Gore Fanfiction

aka Hotdogs in face girl

The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.

Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.

"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)

Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.

Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

Former speedrunner tumbling down

Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

The German Youtube Sensation

Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer

Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats.

STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates

sent from my iPhone

Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.

Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire

Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes

One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Mad at HOPs, makeup, trannies and personal hygiene.

Cuckservative "reporters", disrupted a play, #TireGate

"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"

Cooking with Hoarders

Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.