Lolcows

A 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Asexual/aromantic serial monogamist, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges."

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.

Fat autistic nonbinary pedophile from Mount Olive, Illinois who is in a relationship with a Spyro boss. Jealous of OPL.

The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just an exaggeration (now Chris Chan approved and with 100% more neovagina!)

Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.

Political activist who managed to enter history through its brown backdoor

Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.

"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.

Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked

Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. New channel: Deputy Fox, Fucking Dead

SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, ex-American living in Japan

Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for online rape threats.

Whiny Pillsbury Doughboy MRA

Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight

Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away.

Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful

The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.

Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes

Necrophiliac zoophile incel

Public nuisance, GameFAQs sperg, convicted felon

Comics legend turned laughingstock, SJW lunatic, Dislikes Asians, Sued for Tortious Interference, King Baby, “The Strong Protect The Weak”

The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.

Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Condescending Junior NHS doc, thin skinned sideshow, Internet defense force for troons and pedos

tl;dr Rules for thee but not for me

"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)

Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.

Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Mad at HOPs, makeup, trannies and personal hygiene.

Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake

"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"

Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.