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Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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    Dragon Lady Latest: Lolcows in Fiction (Books, TV, Movies, etc.) Dragon Lady, Feb 18, 2019 at 7:36 PM
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  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  3. Shots Fired

    Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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  1. Null
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    Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

    Null, Apr 9, 2017 ... 32 33 34 35 36
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    700
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    107,005
    kkillme8
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:47 PM
  2. Flowers For Sonichu
    Sticky

    Updating Old, Terrible First Posts

    Flowers For Sonichu, Apr 12, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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    77
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    24,571
    Haramburger
    Jan 9, 2019
  3. Graffiti canvas

    Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

    Abuses and drugs their kids / Poster family for exploiting mentally ill children(OP updated 2/2019)

    Graffiti canvas, Aug 2, 2017 ... 520 521 522 523 524
    Replies:
    10,473
    Views:
    1,781,043
    AdSense
    Feb 19, 2019 at 3:05 AM
  4. Nano

    Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright

    Former speedrunner tumbling down

    Nano, Sep 16, 2016 ... 219 220 221 222 223
    Replies:
    4,446
    Views:
    1,085,680
    Ron Jeremy
    Feb 19, 2019 at 3:02 AM
  5. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape.

    Hellfire, Nov 3, 2016 ... 504 505 506 507 508
    Replies:
    10,142
    Views:
    1,044,821
    snapdragon
    Feb 19, 2019 at 2:53 AM
  6. Atsimuel

    Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose

    Atsimuel, Feb 24, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    15,040
    AlexJonesGotMePregnant
    Feb 19, 2019 at 2:24 AM
  7. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

    Gensdupays, Oct 16, 2015 ... 210 211 212 213 214
    Replies:
    4,269
    Views:
    603,109
    Zero fks to give
    Feb 19, 2019 at 1:44 AM
  8. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

    Plissken, Apr 21, 2013 ... 258 259 260 261 262
    Replies:
    5,238
    Views:
    864,744
    JuanButNotForgotten
    Feb 19, 2019 at 1:36 AM
  9. Cryin RN

    Cultcow Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta

    Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

    Cryin RN, May 1, 2017 ... 1359 1360 1361 1362 1363
    Replies:
    27,259
    Views:
    4,408,475
    Garfieldchu
    Feb 19, 2019 at 1:30 AM
  10. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

    neural, Nov 11, 2014 ... 1877 1878 1879 1880 1881
    Replies:
    37,613
    Views:
    3,502,574
    Sissy Galvez
    Feb 19, 2019 at 1:14 AM
  11. entropyseekswork

    Horrorcow DESMOND IS AMAZING / desmondisamazing / Wendylou, Andrew, & Desmond Napoles

    entropyseekswork, Dec 25, 2017 ... 26 27 28 29 30
    Replies:
    595
    Views:
    101,072
    sperginity
    Feb 19, 2019 at 1:10 AM
  12. anusaurus

    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

    anusaurus, Nov 7, 2015 ... 610 611 612 613 614
    Replies:
    12,261
    Views:
    1,848,144
    Zaryiu
    Feb 19, 2019 at 1:06 AM
  13. *Asterisk*

    TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku

    Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

    *Asterisk*, Feb 3, 2016 ... 36 37 38 39 40
    Replies:
    798
    Views:
    220,308
    GeePee
    Feb 19, 2019 at 1:02 AM
  14. emspex

    Dramacow Venus Di'Khadijah Selenite / Thomas Lee Hinyard

    Racist, e-begging tranny "dyke-faggot"

    emspex, May 6, 2018 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    274
    Views:
    36,394
    The Pink Panther
    Feb 19, 2019 at 12:59 AM
  15. Guest

    Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald

    A-Logger, Epileptic Sped, Litigious Failed Journalist. Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Suspected Pedo, Sexist

    Guest, May 6, 2017 ... 135 136 137 138 139
    Replies:
    2,769
    Views:
    318,758
    Kosher Dill
    Feb 19, 2019 at 12:36 AM
  16. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

    Gene Parmesan, Dec 30, 2014 ... 1316 1317 1318 1319 1320
    Replies:
    26,381
    Views:
    1,047,184
    Brad Watson_Miami
    Feb 19, 2019 at 12:08 AM
  17. XYZpdq

    Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends

    Clawshrimpy is a *shota rape fetishist & serial harasser* and here's why

    XYZpdq, Dec 1, 2014 ... 207 208 209 210 211
    Replies:
    4,212
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    461,451
    A single cheeto
    Feb 19, 2019 at 12:05 AM
  18. Gengar

    Dramacow Anthony George Halliday / Steven Hayden / Stephanie Hayden / JudicialCat / FlyingLawyer73 / srh2018

    Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.

    Gengar, Feb 10, 2019 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    210
    Views:
    30,735
    Sissy Galvez
    Feb 19, 2019 at 12:05 AM
  19. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston

    STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

    Alan Pardew, Jan 13, 2016 ... 2422 2423 2424 2425 2426
    Replies:
    48,516
    Views:
    5,842,622
    SteelPlatedHeart
    Feb 19, 2019 at 12:04 AM
  20. Meatman

    Artcow Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean

    Meatman, Jan 29, 2016 ... 154 155 156 157 158
    Replies:
    3,155
    Views:
    1,054,471
    ExceptionallyExceptional
    Feb 18, 2019 at 11:59 PM
  21. entropyseekswork

    Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman

    unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

    entropyseekswork, Oct 24, 2016 ... 76 77 78 79 80
    Replies:
    1,597
    Views:
    323,613
    Rabbit Bones
    Feb 18, 2019 at 11:41 PM
  22. yawning sneasel

    Artcow Jenffer A. Jay

    Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation

    yawning sneasel, Mar 28, 2016 ... 117 118 119 120 121
    Replies:
    2,402
    Views:
    188,755
    jenffer a jay
    Feb 18, 2019 at 10:52 PM
  23. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love

    vertexwindi, Apr 10, 2016 ... 1651 1652 1653 1654 1655
    Replies:
    33,086
    Views:
    8,070,562
    Jmz_33
    Feb 18, 2019 at 10:32 PM
  24. CatParty

    Careercow Max Landis

    CatParty, Dec 15, 2016 ... 17 18 19 20 21
    Replies:
    419
    Views:
    78,809
    Clark Griswold
    Feb 18, 2019 at 10:12 PM
  25. JSGOTI

    Dramacow ProtoMagicalGirl / Jaret Ross / Alexis Ross / @PrincessProto / littledrummergirl / littledrummerboy

    Tranny Any% All Oppression Points

    JSGOTI, Jul 6, 2017 ... 44 45 46 47 48
    Replies:
    951
    Views:
    375,546
    MysticMisty
    Feb 18, 2019 at 9:24 PM
  26. Artard

    Inactive Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath / Heretics on Holiday

    Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.

    Artard, Feb 14, 2015 ... 58 59 60 61 62
    Replies:
    1,226
    Views:
    309,566
    @Nighttimepod
    Feb 18, 2019 at 9:23 PM
  27. trannyfucker

    Horrorcow Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia

    Racist pedo tranny; vexatious litigant from British Columbia; protected by big tech; #waxmyballs

    trannyfucker, Nov 9, 2018 ... 146 147 148 149 150
    Replies:
    2,988
    Views:
    758,017
    2nd_time_user
    Feb 18, 2019 at 8:44 PM
  28. Hellfire

    Skitzocow Kevin Batman / Lucia Batman / FreyasSpirit

    Tulpamancer with over 100 headmates and fictives

    Hellfire, Jan 13, 2018 ... 13 14 15 16 17
    Replies:
    321
    Views:
    36,423
    CIA Nigger
    Feb 18, 2019 at 8:28 PM
  29. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Jim Sterling (James Stanton/Sexton) & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)

    One Gaming Lolcow Thread

    Alan Pardew, Nov 21, 2016 ... 219 220 221 222 223
    Replies:
    4,446
    Views:
    932,996
    Lou Wrong
    Feb 18, 2019 at 8:27 PM
  30. PhantomDiploma

    Dramacow Coraline Ada Ehmke / Corey Dale Ehmke

    tl;dr Rules for thee but not for me

    PhantomDiploma, May 21, 2017 ... 12 13 14 15 16
    Replies:
    315
    Views:
    53,514
    buymygame
    Feb 18, 2019 at 7:41 PM
  31. Robot Holocaust

    TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera"

    Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

    Robot Holocaust, Dec 25, 2016 ... 108 109 110 111 112
    Replies:
    2,226
    Views:
    223,385
    AnOminous
    Feb 18, 2019 at 6:17 PM
  32. Brandobaris

    TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette

    aka Hotdogs in face girl

    Brandobaris, Aug 22, 2016 ... 179 180 181 182 183
    Replies:
    3,646
    Views:
    859,963
    Medicated
    Feb 18, 2019 at 5:31 PM
  33. chimpburgers

    Lolcow Johan von Hellsten / avillemedia

    Autistic Creator of A-Ville (his answer to CWCville) who Likes to Collect Lolcows and Hates KF

    chimpburgers, May 2, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    157
    Views:
    15,166
    SparklyFetuses
    Feb 18, 2019 at 5:28 PM
  34. Literally Hitler

    Careercow Linda Sarsour / @lsarsour

    "feminist" scammer who loves sharia law

    Literally Hitler, Jun 12, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    197
    Views:
    33,694
    Sissy Galvez
    Feb 18, 2019 at 5:08 PM
  35. Sexy Times Hitler

    TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights

    Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified

    Sexy Times Hitler, Jan 15, 2019 ... 18 19 20 21 22
    Replies:
    429
    Views:
    65,375
    The tired cat
    Feb 18, 2019 at 4:43 PM
  36. BriarHeart

    Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson

    BriarHeart, Jul 22, 2014 ... 134 135 136 137 138
    Replies:
    2,742
    Views:
    286,958
    WogglebugLover
    Feb 18, 2019 at 4:16 PM
  37. BlueArmedDevil

    Lolcow David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV

    SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, ex-American living in Japan

    BlueArmedDevil, Aug 12, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    128
    Views:
    14,027
    Syaoran Li
    Feb 18, 2019 at 2:01 PM
  38. DerSandstrom

    Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana

    Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire

    DerSandstrom, Jul 6, 2015 ... 26 27 28 29 30
    Replies:
    586
    Views:
    216,919
    purpleboy
    Feb 18, 2019 at 1:36 PM
  39. Long Sun

    Manosphere Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli

    pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher

    Long Sun, Nov 18, 2015 ... 50 51 52 53 54
    Replies:
    1,074
    Views:
    108,673
    Flexo
    Feb 18, 2019 at 12:53 PM
  40. CIA Nigger

    Dramacow CyberDemon531 / John M Rovenski / Andrea Rovenski / @pizzaparty531 / @pizzagamer531

    Narcissistic tranny speedrunner banned from nearly everywhere and GDQ, constantly fights with trolls

    CIA Nigger, Jun 11, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    221
    Views:
    43,735
    Wake me up
    Feb 18, 2019 at 12:27 PM
  41. *Asterisk*

    Careercow Steve Shives

    Self-Loathing White Cis-Het Atheist, Male Feminist Cuck, IslamoNazi Apologist

    *Asterisk*, Feb 29, 2016 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    208
    Views:
    39,725
    THE_MASK_ENGLISHMAN
    Feb 18, 2019 at 11:06 AM
  42. Feline Darkmage

    Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons

    Six Million Just Isn't Enough

    Feline Darkmage, Jun 23, 2017 ... 29 30 31 32 33
    Replies:
    645
    Views:
    101,387
    reeeeeeeee
    Feb 18, 2019 at 10:56 AM
  43. Broseph Stalin

    Skitzocow Katherine Marion / Super Natural Woman

    Broseph Stalin, Jan 16, 2015 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    69
    Views:
    22,692
    Marigold_Souci
    Feb 18, 2019 at 10:14 AM
  44. chimpburgers

    Careercow Jonathan "Full" McIntosh / RadicalBytes

    "Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian

    chimpburgers, Jan 22, 2016 ... 38 39 40 41 42
    Replies:
    825
    Views:
    119,855
    Bread Fetishist
    Feb 18, 2019 at 8:01 AM
  45. Feline Darkmage

    Manosphere Felix (Aaron?) Lace / Black Pigeon Speaks / BPS / Navyhato / TVShinjuku / TokyoAtomic

    Fat Beta Cuck with Yellow Fever, Censorship Loving Hypocrite, Misogynist, Paranoid Conspiratard

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 24, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    18,283
    Cistern Rumbler
    Feb 18, 2019 at 2:27 AM
  46. Mariposa Electrique

    Skitzocow Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life

    Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL

    Mariposa Electrique, May 6, 2017 ... 34 35 36 37 38
    Replies:
    759
    Views:
    72,776
    SuziesMagicalBus
    Feb 18, 2019 at 12:21 AM
  47. *Asterisk*

    Dramacow Arthur Racian Chu / arthur_affect, (Harbor Crest Apartments 24455 Lake Shore Blvd Euclid OH 44123)

    Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.

    *Asterisk*, Oct 27, 2015 ... 32 33 34 35 36
    Replies:
    700
    Views:
    114,543
    Meowthkip
    Feb 17, 2019 at 11:56 PM
  48. Feline Darkmage

    Lolcow Anthony L. Figueroa / Tony Figg / The Bronx Blogger / BronxJusticeWarrior

    Edgy Chainsmoking Version of Paul Blart & Racist SJW Culture Warrior

    Feline Darkmage, Nov 18, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    46
    Views:
    7,038
    AltisticRight
    Feb 17, 2019 at 11:05 PM
  49. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    SpacePanther, Feb 3, 2016 ... 312 313 314 315 316
    Replies:
    6,311
    Views:
    1,061,987
    AbraCadaver
    Feb 17, 2019 at 9:22 PM
  50. PTNR 2.0

    Skitzocow Dan Cilley

    autistic self-help guru/diet expert

    PTNR 2.0, Dec 7, 2015 ... 77 78 79 80 81
    Replies:
    1,614
    Views:
    224,104
    paperbag
    Feb 17, 2019 at 8:59 PM
  51. InLivingTuna

    Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum

    scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

    InLivingTuna, Mar 29, 2018 ... 77 78 79 80 81
    Replies:
    1,603
    Views:
    294,231
    Steamboat_Bill
    Feb 17, 2019 at 7:36 PM
  52. shutupman

    Lolcow MylarBalloonFan / ILoveMylarBalloons / Sam "Sammy" Petersen

    metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark

    shutupman, Mar 8, 2013 ... 227 228 229 230 231
    Replies:
    4,614
    Views:
    366,154
    Give Her The D
    Feb 17, 2019 at 6:13 PM
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