Lolcows
Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
- Sticky
If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
aka Hotdogs in face girl
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
Unintentionally hilarious, anger-prone post-op MtF whose actions as an arbiter of the trans community led to their exile (and apparent police record)
Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful
Crazy Bigoted Pastor, Blatant Homophobe, Anti-Everything, Has an Equally Crazy Wife
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Fat autistic nonbinary pedophile from Mount Olive, Illinois who is in a relationship with a Spyro boss. Jealous of OPL.
An ogre who chronically fakes Dissociative Identity Disorder and literally cannot stop responding to Kiwifarms
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A Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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Dramacow
ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy
Horrorcow
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / RageTreb / The Green Salamander / The Artwork of Kevin Gibes
"Am hole." The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just a myth (now on Vice news!)
NOT AN ARGUMENT
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes
SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire
scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding
Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome.
STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.
TGWTG
"Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
The Original Crazy Tranny
Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away.
Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
Mad at HOPs, makeup, trannies and personal hygiene.
Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
Angry diaper-wearing transgender YouTuber, doxer, contributor to the Huffington Post.
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Dramacow
Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3
Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
AVGN Copycat
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
Horrorcow
Georgia Dickerson/Thompson / "Stinky" / "Pip" / @todokaras / @cutiephiliac / Edroy / Senbei
Otherkin fujoshi zoophile
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Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
"The Truth of the Great Teachings is the devout digestion of dung." Eating shit to destroy ego.
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Artcow
"Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton
"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
One Gaming Lolcow Thread
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
Asexual troon couple, animal hoarders, send lots of fake legal threats, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges."
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library
