Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

Shots Fired

Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic
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2M
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Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.
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"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
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Clawshrimpy is a *shota rape fetishist* and here's why; The Decade-Long Story of a Violent Pedophile Blobfish with Chronic Lying and Backstabbing Tendencies & his Posse of Faux-Leftist Serial Harassers
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor
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A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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1M
Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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41K
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4M
Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.
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1M
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Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy
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5M
Racist pedo tranny; vexatious litigant from British Columbia; protected by big tech; #waxmyballs
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
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Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership
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116
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Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist
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586
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121K
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Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love
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scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
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Fake ninja, fake ex-MP, real pest toward teen girls, fight ducker/loser
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Hypocritical Misogynist TERF ANTIFA Comedian/Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
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Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
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he doesn't use the same username when creating different accounts.
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Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase
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722
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76K
Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.
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162K
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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2M
Whiny Pillsbury Doughboy MRA
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291
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MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger
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291
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Batshit Crazy girl with unhealthy obsession with Duckman
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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1M
Disgraced former journalist, hunter of imaginary Nazis and crippled veterans, smelly jewish shapeshifter, and Pissgate-Conspiratard.
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Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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682
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162K
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
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fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
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82
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12K
pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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1K
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Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.
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797
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196K
Nostalgiafag Sperg Enterbot, Mad Online About: The Virtual Console, Children's Cartoons, etc
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735
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111K
Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
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Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified
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668
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123K
50-year-old east Boston stunad with a BTR show and a thin grasp on reality
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12K

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