Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

Shots Fired

Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome.
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.
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Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
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Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.
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Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.
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Failed Aussie Football player puts on a dress to play in womans league
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scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
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Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
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semi-racist fatty that likes to draw obese mermaids
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Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful
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"RAPED BY JESUS", serial harasser, banned from the internet
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Failed congressional candidate whose existence revolves around hating white people
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The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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Commentary Community Drama Part 1: Diaperfag Identity Crisis and Asexual Tranny, Kicking the Nest
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes
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Droning mentalist, failed politician, pseud, self proclaimed Internet trolling expert.
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
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"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
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The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)
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Muslim apostate, paki, drug addict, far-left extremist, forced fem husband-slave, "raped in womb"
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LEGENDARY HERO BEATS THE GANGSTALKING PROGRAM (Sponsored by Burger KIng, Have it your way)
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The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
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HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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