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Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  3. Shots Fired

    Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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  1. Null
    Sticky

    Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

    Replies:
    700
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    107,005
  2. Flowers For Sonichu
    Replies:
    77
    Views:
    24,571
  3. Graffiti canvas

    Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

    Abuses and drugs their kids / Poster family for exploiting mentally ill children(OP updated 2/2019)

    Replies:
    10,473
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    1,781,043
  4. Nano
    Replies:
    4,446
    Views:
    1,085,680
  5. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape.

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    10,142
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    1,044,821
  6. Atsimuel
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    117
    Views:
    15,040
  7. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

    Replies:
    4,269
    Views:
    603,109
  8. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

    Replies:
    5,238
    Views:
    864,744
  9. Cryin RN
    Replies:
    27,259
    Views:
    4,408,475
  10. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

    Replies:
    37,613
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    3,502,574
  11. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    595
    Views:
    101,072
  12. anusaurus

    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

    Replies:
    12,261
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    1,848,144
  13. *Asterisk*

    TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku

    Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

    Replies:
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    220,308
  14. emspex
    Replies:
    274
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    36,394
  15. Guest

    Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald

    A-Logger, Epileptic Sped, Litigious Failed Journalist. Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Suspected Pedo, Sexist

    Replies:
    2,769
    Views:
    318,758
  16. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

    Replies:
    26,381
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    1,047,184
  17. XYZpdq
    Replies:
    4,212
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    461,451
  18. Gengar

    Dramacow Anthony George Halliday / Steven Hayden / Stephanie Hayden / JudicialCat / FlyingLawyer73 / srh2018

    Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.

    Replies:
    210
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    30,735
  19. Alan Pardew
    Replies:
    48,516
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    5,842,622
  20. Meatman
    Replies:
    3,155
    Views:
    1,054,471
  21. entropyseekswork

    Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman

    unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

    Replies:
    1,597
    Views:
    323,613
  22. yawning sneasel

    Artcow Jenffer A. Jay

    Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation

    Replies:
    2,402
    Views:
    188,755
  23. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love

    Replies:
    33,086
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    8,070,562
  24. CatParty
    Replies:
    419
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    78,809
  25. JSGOTI
    Replies:
    951
    Views:
    375,546
  26. Artard

    Inactive Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath / Heretics on Holiday

    Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.

    Replies:
    1,226
    Views:
    309,566
  27. trannyfucker

    Horrorcow Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia

    Racist pedo tranny; vexatious litigant from British Columbia; protected by big tech; #waxmyballs

    Replies:
    2,988
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    758,017
  28. Hellfire

    Skitzocow Kevin Batman / Lucia Batman / FreyasSpirit

    Tulpamancer with over 100 headmates and fictives

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    36,423
  29. Alan Pardew
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    4,446
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    932,996
  30. PhantomDiploma
    Replies:
    315
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    53,514
  31. Robot Holocaust
    Replies:
    2,226
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    223,385
  32. Brandobaris
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    3,646
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    859,963
  33. chimpburgers

    Lolcow Johan von Hellsten / avillemedia

    Autistic Creator of A-Ville (his answer to CWCville) who Likes to Collect Lolcows and Hates KF

    Replies:
    157
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    15,166
  34. Literally Hitler

    Careercow Linda Sarsour / @lsarsour

    "feminist" scammer who loves sharia law

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    33,694
  35. Sexy Times Hitler

    TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights

    Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified

    Replies:
    429
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    65,375
  36. BriarHeart
    Replies:
    2,742
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    286,958
  37. BlueArmedDevil

    Lolcow David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV

    SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, ex-American living in Japan

    Replies:
    128
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    14,027
  38. DerSandstrom
    Replies:
    586
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    216,919
  39. Long Sun

    Manosphere Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli

    pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher

    Replies:
    1,074
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    108,673
  40. CIA Nigger

    Dramacow CyberDemon531 / John M Rovenski / Andrea Rovenski / @pizzaparty531 / @pizzagamer531

    Narcissistic tranny speedrunner banned from nearly everywhere and GDQ, constantly fights with trolls

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    221
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    43,735
  41. *Asterisk*

    Careercow Steve Shives

    Self-Loathing White Cis-Het Atheist, Male Feminist Cuck, IslamoNazi Apologist

    Replies:
    208
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    39,725
  42. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    645
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    101,387
  43. Broseph Stalin
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    22,692
  44. chimpburgers

    Careercow Jonathan "Full" McIntosh / RadicalBytes

    "Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian

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    825
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    119,855
  45. Feline Darkmage

    Manosphere Felix (Aaron?) Lace / Black Pigeon Speaks / BPS / Navyhato / TVShinjuku / TokyoAtomic

    Fat Beta Cuck with Yellow Fever, Censorship Loving Hypocrite, Misogynist, Paranoid Conspiratard

    Replies:
    49
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    18,283
  46. Mariposa Electrique

    Skitzocow Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life

    Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL

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    759
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    72,776
  47. *Asterisk*

    Dramacow Arthur Racian Chu / arthur_affect, (Harbor Crest Apartments 24455 Lake Shore Blvd Euclid OH 44123)

    Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.

    Replies:
    700
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    114,543
  48. Feline Darkmage

    Lolcow Anthony L. Figueroa / Tony Figg / The Bronx Blogger / BronxJusticeWarrior

    Edgy Chainsmoking Version of Paul Blart & Racist SJW Culture Warrior

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    46
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    7,038
  49. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    Replies:
    6,311
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    1,061,987
  50. PTNR 2.0

    Skitzocow Dan Cilley

    autistic self-help guru/diet expert

    Replies:
    1,614
    Views:
    224,104
  51. InLivingTuna

    Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum

    scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

    Replies:
    1,603
    Views:
    294,231
  52. shutupman

    Lolcow MylarBalloonFan / ILoveMylarBalloons / Sam "Sammy" Petersen

    metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark

    Replies:
    4,614
    Views:
    366,154

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