Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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Shots Fired

Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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Blacklisted from feminization training (wtf?), gangstalking victim, maybe pedo
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Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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Elderly schizophrenic troll with decades of history pretending to be a member of intel communities
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LEGENDARY HERO BEATS THE GANGSTALKING PROGRAM (Sponsored by Burger KIng, Have it your way)
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"RAPED BY JESUS", serial harasser, banned from the internet
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Insane Idiot with a Victim Complex Who Made a Thread on Himself. Conservative and Proud.
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Batshit Crazy girl with unhealthy obsession with Duckman
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Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. New channel: Deputy Fox
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autistic self-help guru/diet expert
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Owner of The Universe, the CIA and Great Britain, Kidnapped Professional Scientist and World's Biggest Sunscreen Fan; True and Honest MD Neurochemist
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Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL
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sweaty, singing, stuffed animal lover
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Started a church that cures autism with bleach.
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Conspiracy and religion-obsessed schizo, amateur journalist and photographer, friend of Bob McKim
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"Defendant Apt appeared to be in a stupor and was calling himself Jesus Christ."
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Thinks he's the only sentient, Furry hating Furry, thinks all new games are dumbed down
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Hojuruku's Daddy Dom, Ex-Cab Driver, Pants-shitting Homophobe Sperg, ARRESTED FOR IRL HARASSMENT
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Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.
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Photographer and schizophrenic victim of worldwide targeting to remove him from society
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Public Child Porn advocate
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BANNED Pizzagate Youtuber, DLive Streamer, Former HuffPo Contributor, Prolific Twitter User, Bitcoin Obsessive
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Corrupt Wikia admin who adds autistic bullshit into articles as fact and chimps when it's reverted
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Batshit crazy white supremacist, scammer, and unfit father; admitted to giving his daughter a knife
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SpongeBob obsessed fedora wearing YouTube sperg from Pensacola, Florida
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White people and God are not a thing, Die penis people!
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Doom Genius, went super sayin to kill grapevine elites
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Engaged to Alan Pardew and Wants to Murder Vitriol; Child Porn Distributor, Neo-Nazi, Conspiratard
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Pansexual Bipolar Insomniac Youtube Ranter and "My Little Pony" Gore Fanfiction
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Oxford Physics PhD gone completely off the rails, targeted individual, a knight in crinkling armour
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Tulpamancer with over 100 headmates and fictives
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Insane Suicidal Internet Magician, Spammed /cow/, Banned from Wizchan At Least 12 Times
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Islamic fashion edgelord and piss bottle collector
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e-famous animator, neo-nazi sperg who wants to be raped by Aryan men, peanut vendor
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Midget, Nutritional Expert, Jesus
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Asian Nazi Who Loves Magnets
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conspiracy theorist; drug addict; smeared shit on McDonald's bathroom wall; triggered by Kiwi Farms
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