Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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Racist pedo tranny; vexatious litigant from British Columbia; protected by big tech; #waxmyballs
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A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer
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child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302
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Parents of 8 year old drag queen "Lactatia". Sexualizing minors for fun, profit, and asspats
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Convicted child rapist from Augusta, ME, toothless hobo schizocow and attention whore
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Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.
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unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.
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he doesn't use the same username when creating different accounts.
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Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
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Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer
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Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac
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Autist with an unhealthy obession with scat and fart fetishes
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Shit, shota, and diaper fetishist, GamerGhazi sperg, b& from TV Tropes, hates yuri and "yurifags"
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MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Slowly Killing Self via Fat.
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Pregnant lady killer, smelly bloody hippie who ingests turpentine, bleach, and his own piss, v. v. salty at loss of woo-peddling YouTube channel
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Couch streamer gets banned, begins "THE RESISTANCE" and is "flat-earth agnostic"
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Munchausen's-by-Proxy mom, animal abuser, e-beggar, tugboater in a fantasy world
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Pedophile with hateboner for Kiwi Farms, real boner for underage cartoon characters
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Animal-abusing, cousin-creeping Canadian trailer trash.
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Patriarch of the Crazy Autistic Fairy Headmate Family
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Hypocritical Virped Staff Member Who Breaks their ToS and Pedo Outcasted by Other Pedos
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Cooking with Hoarders
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Pedophile, hardcore shipper, and webmaster of Bulbagarden
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The eBay Horrorcow, Stalker, & Con artist
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Aspiring Pedo Cartoonist Sperg
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Tranny Vidya Developer on Welfare with a Fetish for Turning Guys into Milk, Masturbated to a Hitachi
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Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide
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pisses himself for the world to see also a pedo
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Featured On To Catch A Predator
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Script kiddie, pedophile who is obsessed with PreCure, and has worse acne than Mexican Andy.
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Salty SJW cuck. Hypocrite. Molested his stepsister.
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Satanist Neckbeard that formed his own cult, sex offender
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Prolific pornographer, sextortionist, child molester, viewed CP "while policing his copyrights"
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About Us

The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. We call them lolcows because they can be milked for amusement or laughs. Our community is bizarrely diverse and spectators are encouraged to join the discussion.

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