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Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful and Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

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    Dr. Phil

    Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™

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  5. Raven'sChild

    Gin dreams

    Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol

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  6. Asperchewy

    Everyday Detractor Videos

    A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.

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  8. PieceofShet

    Tips Goals

    Peepul have been asking for them dood

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  9. neger psykolog
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  11. Son of Big Boss
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  12. Haunter
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  13. Brightsydephil
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  14. Lurkette

    Chronicles of DSP Video Series Thread

    just as mindboggling as narnia but for very different reasons

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  15. Raven'sChild
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  16. Raven'sChild

    D$P's Dark After Dark

    Oft called the After Dark Party where folks continue to chat after the stream ends

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  17. Cherie Bomb

    Jetrex / Jetrex56 / Logan Alan Westfall

    arrested on suspicion of sexually molesting 8 year old

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  18. neger psykolog
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  19. Kona

    DarksydePhil Fan General

    Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)

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  20. neger psykolog

    TKOH Forum Discussion

    DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)

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  21. SoapQueen1

    Nich2440 Salt

    Why the hell does he hang out there?

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  22. neger psykolog
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  23. rizlajizzla
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  25. fatniggo

    Designated Whiner Shitting Street

    General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

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  26. rizlajizzla

    Educating Phil

    or, you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

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  27. actually
    Locked

    [6-Jan-2019] Power Outage Saga

    He doesn't have...the POWEERRRRRR

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    2,179
  28. neger psykolog
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  29. Haunter
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  30. Destro1986
    Locked

    Will the Beg-a-thon be a payday?

    Let's see how well we read the paypigs

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  31. Monday Michiru
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    32,643
  32. Agentsmith
    Locked

    Abandons Beg-A-Thon Part 3 "Podcast"

    The Return of: Detractor Throat

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  33. SoapQueen1
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  34. SoapQueen1
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  35. Heckler1

    If DSP Competed In...

    Hypothetical Scenarios

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    29
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    1,928
  36. LordofCringe7206
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    3,201
  37. Raven'sChild
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  38. rizlajizzla

    Phil is joining you on Christmas Day! What will he complain about?

    What will he steal? What would he break? When would gramma get fed up and throw him into the snow?

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  39. thebonesauce
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  40. Raven'sChild
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  41. SoapQueen1

    Alex Sidella / sidella / ob1kenobi434

    Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention

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  42. Raven'sChild
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  43. rizlajizzla
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  44. neger psykolog
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  45. SoapQueen1
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  48. Son of Big Boss
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  49. Pubic Enemy #1
    Locked

    Super Smash Bros Ultimate 07/12/2018

    Autistic Megapowers Collide

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    6,351
  50. thebonesauce

    Interview With an exceptional individual

    Going inside the minds of true and honest fans.

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