Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

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Ask the Ahnest Pig
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DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"
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An estimation of what he's looking at
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internet old folks battling it out over the virtual honor of an 11 year old girl.
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No changes for current creators on Patreon
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Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™
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Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)
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He's never once lost one except for the time he admitted he lost and this time though
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A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.
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BIRTHDAY HYPE NO NUDNIGS #2
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General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here
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"I'll be looking back at YOUR favourite moments..."
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Speculation + The Inevitable Cringe/Cancellation
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Viewers may cry
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Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol
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The search for the next "Chill Stream" savior
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$500 bitcheer got him the attention he wanted
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Peepul have been asking for them dood
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What Phil does when he's not reading Papavera's guides
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"We're sorry, this product cannot be purchased at this time," error code WC-40360-3
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Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention
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Because frankly I don't want to be spoiled
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Terminally Autistic Nazi Ween from Ireland. Got DSP's SpawnChair Deal Revoked. Over 9000 Socks.
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THEKINGHATEHD Vlahgs
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Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover
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DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.
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Accepting sponsorships. He fell for the bait.
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Motivated by the friendship of Money
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Cuz he's got "balls of steel"
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