Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.
Receding hairline pics are OK, too
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Days Gone taught him nothing as skipped A Plague Tale garners rave reviews after release
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DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)
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"I have not ever really dwelled on anything more than a day"
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2+ hours of bullshit because of drgnkiller/dsparchives
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Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)
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Electric Boo-Hoo-Galoo
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DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"
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Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.
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Putting the "Fat" in "Fatality"
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Polite enemies and Motorcycle Maintenance
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General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here
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Oft called the After Dark Party where folks continue to chat after the stream ends
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A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.
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Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention
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DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.
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Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol
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What Phil does when he's not reading Papavera's guides
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Scammer explains ALL to idiots
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Just a couple of word clouds
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Not just a mechanic in Say-kee-row
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Another "Battle Royal"
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An estimation of what he's looking at
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Just going to update this thread everyday, rather than make a new one
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Spoiler: It's not saying "I'm not paying" like he thinks it is.
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Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™
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Biggest alog in the DPSphere, Ween, Sockpuppet kid, "24 hr Ops", panties, febreeze suicide 2.0
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Terminally Autistic Nazi Ween from Ireland. Got DSP's SpawnChair Deal Revoked. Over 9000 Socks.
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It's that time again, again
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