Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.
  • The site was compromised. (Initial announcement) (What to do) (A post about feelings)
    This announcement will be removed when I (hopefully) finalize my audit either today or tomorrow. I will follow it up with a mass email to all users linking the information in this announcement. So far, there has been no subsequent release of data.
ASPCAck-Ack-Ack
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DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"
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The epic battle between two famous lolcows.
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Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)
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A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.
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Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention
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"I have not ever really dwelled on anything more than a day"
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Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)
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90% less rage, 10% more dull
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CT KHANDO VS RENTON MANSION
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Kiwi Farms turns placement agency
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An estimation of what he's looking at
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https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3RGWWKZJKJL5A
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i am exactly like jontron just not as talented
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Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover
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Putting the "Fat" in "Fatality"
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DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)
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Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.
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"What If" but for DSP & Company
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General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here
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In a world of Gout, one man stood out.
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Spoiler: It's not saying "I'm not paying" like he thinks it is.
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Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™
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DarkSydePhil's Daughter-In-Crime
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2+ hours of bullshit because of drgnkiller/dsparchives
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