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Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful and Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

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  1. A Witty Name
    Sticky

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    General Discussion

    A Witty Name, May 17, 2013 ... 4033 4034 4035 4036 4037
    Replies:
    80,723
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    13,304,656
    The MemeTaker
    Jan 19, 2019 at 11:17 AM
  2. neger psykolog
    Sticky

    DSP's Loan & Savings Company

    neger psykolog, Nov 25, 2017 ... 24 25 26 27 28
    Replies:
    543
    Views:
    282,437
    BallBuster
    Jan 18, 2019 at 10:11 AM
  3. neger psykolog
    Sticky

    Reminder: DSP reads Kiwifarms every day

    neger psykolog, May 13, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    80
    Views:
    210,896
    Wurstbrot
    Jan 9, 2019
  4. actually
    Locked Sticky

    Perpetual DSP Restream

    actually, Dec 28, 2018
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    0
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    1,650
    actually
    Dec 28, 2018
  5. actually
    Sticky

    Patreon Primer

    You're gonna learn today

    actually, Dec 10, 2018
    Replies:
    17
    Views:
    2,498
    actually
    Dec 13, 2018
  6. SoapQueen1
    Locked Sticky

    Read First: DSP Subforum

    Posting Guidelines, Lore Summary, FAQ

    SoapQueen1, Jun 9, 2018
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    96,545
    SoapQueen1
    Jun 9, 2018
  7. neger psykolog

    Dr. Phil

    Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™

    neger psykolog, Mar 31, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    120
    Views:
    121,406
    harbinger
    Jan 19, 2019 at 10:52 AM
  8. Feline Darkmage

    Sierra Eire / SierraEire1488 / ReviewChinaUSA / ReviewTitanicUSA / Robert/Thomas O'Connell, etc

    Terminally Autistic Nazi Ween from Ireland. Got DSP's SpawnChair Deal Revoked. Over 9000 Socks.

    Feline Darkmage, Apr 8, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    97
    Views:
    62,969
    Emerald Queen
    Jan 19, 2019 at 9:07 AM
  9. PieceofShet

    Stream or die begging, The 16 hours long marathon, date unknown

    This is it, do or die time *snort

    PieceofShet, Jan 14, 2019 at 2:01 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    38
    Views:
    2,641
    Commander Keen
    Jan 19, 2019 at 3:23 AM
  10. SoapQueen1

    Kat Speculation

    SoapQueen1, Jul 29, 2018 ... 26 27 28 29 30
    Replies:
    582
    Views:
    113,473
    Imnon00b5
    Jan 19, 2019 at 12:46 AM
  11. Raven'sChild

    Gin dreams

    Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol

    Raven'sChild, Nov 22, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    105
    Views:
    5,117
    Cyber Bowling
    Jan 18, 2019 at 11:07 PM
  12. Asperchewy

    Everyday Detractor Videos

    A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.

    Asperchewy, Jun 21, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    89
    Views:
    121,044
    Stalker Sociopath
    Jan 18, 2019 at 9:19 AM
  13. Prince Lotor

    Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses

    DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

    Prince Lotor, Oct 27, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    230
    Views:
    18,529
    gaarashatan
    Jan 18, 2019 at 8:26 AM
  14. PieceofShet

    Tips Goals

    Peepul have been asking for them dood

    PieceofShet, Jan 7, 2019 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    157
    Views:
    8,735
    Cyber Bowling
    Jan 18, 2019 at 6:17 AM
  15. neger psykolog

    Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

    neger psykolog, Feb 26, 2018 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
    362
    Views:
    268,788
    Pargon
    Jan 17, 2019 at 7:47 PM
  16. Haunter

    [14-Dec-2018] The Appearance of emerald_seven

    Tut 2.0?

    Haunter, Dec 14, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    236
    Views:
    27,887
    gin_nose
    Jan 17, 2019 at 2:22 PM
  17. Son of Big Boss

    What game do you wish Phil would play?

    AKA best future TIHYDP material?

    Son of Big Boss, Dec 2, 2017 ... 16 17 18 19 20
    Replies:
    383
    Views:
    259,266
    Ntwadumela
    Jan 16, 2019 at 5:25 PM
  18. Haunter

    [2019-01-15] DSP's Game of the Year Countdown LIVE!

    + basic BLOPS4

    Haunter, Jan 15, 2019 at 2:43 PM ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    74
    Views:
    6,289
    Commander Keen
    Jan 16, 2019 at 1:01 PM
  19. Brightsydephil

    An Italian in Disneyland

    Mystery Vacation

    Brightsydephil, Jan 15, 2019 at 5:36 AM
    Replies:
    17
    Views:
    1,032
    millais
    Jan 15, 2019 at 11:35 PM
  20. Lurkette

    Chronicles of DSP Video Series Thread

    just as mindboggling as narnia but for very different reasons

    Lurkette, Jun 7, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    100,470
    Lurkette
    Jan 15, 2019 at 7:52 PM
  21. Raven'sChild

    'The Sickening' Dec. 2018 + Jan. 2019

    DSP dreams of chemtrails

    Raven'sChild, Dec 29, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    125
    Views:
    7,327
    Brightsydephil
    Jan 15, 2019 at 5:45 AM
  22. Raven'sChild

    D$P's Dark After Dark

    Oft called the After Dark Party where folks continue to chat after the stream ends

    Raven'sChild, Jan 11, 2019
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    1,777
    Slander Man
    Jan 15, 2019 at 1:40 AM
  23. Cherie Bomb

    Jetrex / Jetrex56 / Logan Alan Westfall

    arrested on suspicion of sexually molesting 8 year old

    Cherie Bomb, May 18, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    293
    Views:
    287,133
    Adamska
    Jan 13, 2019 at 6:38 PM
  24. neger psykolog

    DSP Arts and Crafts

    neger psykolog, Nov 14, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    87,132
    Comma
    Jan 13, 2019 at 1:53 PM
  25. Kona

    DarksydePhil Fan General

    Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)

    Kona, Mar 28, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    66
    Views:
    48,678
    Haunter
    Jan 12, 2019
  26. neger psykolog

    TKOH Forum Discussion

    DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)

    neger psykolog, Nov 2, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    79
    Views:
    7,163
    gaarashatan
    Jan 11, 2019
  27. SoapQueen1

    Nich2440 Salt

    Why the hell does he hang out there?

    SoapQueen1, Jul 12, 2018
    Replies:
    15
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    65,246
    samovski
    Jan 11, 2019
  28. neger psykolog

    Media mentions of DarksydePhil

    neger psykolog, Nov 7, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    140
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    259,807
    Ricardo Liquido
    Jan 10, 2019
  29. rizlajizzla

    Valentine's Day Thread! How should Phil show his undying love to his true soulmaid?

    And where will he buy that love?

    rizlajizzla, Jan 7, 2019 ... 2
    Replies:
    22
    Views:
    1,145
    gaarashatan
    Jan 9, 2019
  30. PomegranateKing

    Ethan Ralph Loses Bet, Shills for DSP

    Expect flying pigs

    PomegranateKing, Dec 30, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    48
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    6,608
    IAmNotAlpharius
    Jan 9, 2019
  31. fatniggo

    Designated Whiner Shitting Street

    General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

    fatniggo, Jan 1, 2018 ... 40 41 42 43 44
    Replies:
    876
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    288,640
    gobbogobb
    Jan 7, 2019
  32. rizlajizzla

    Educating Phil

    or, you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

    rizlajizzla, Jan 3, 2019
    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    1,353
    rizlajizzla
    Jan 7, 2019
  33. actually
    Locked

    [6-Jan-2019] Power Outage Saga

    He doesn't have...the POWEERRRRRR

    actually, Jan 6, 2019 ... 2
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    28
    Views:
    2,179
    actually
    Jan 6, 2019
  34. neger psykolog

    DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019"

    most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

    neger psykolog, Dec 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    78
    Views:
    7,009
    Prince Lotor
    Jan 4, 2019
  35. Haunter
    Locked

    [31-Dec-2018] New Year's Eve "Podcast"

    Third time's the charm

    Haunter, Dec 31, 2018 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    169
    Views:
    11,812
    Pubic Enemy #1
    Jan 2, 2019
  36. Destro1986
    Locked

    Will the Beg-a-thon be a payday?

    Let's see how well we read the paypigs

    Destro1986, Dec 26, 2018
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    1,072
    actually
    Jan 1, 2019
  37. Monday Michiru

    DSP's scholastic journey from valedictorian to boiling ramen in a keurig and eating it with a spoon

    "Look at this. It's empty. There's no brain. Did you lose it somewhere?"

    Monday Michiru, Sep 5, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    103
    Views:
    32,643
    Colloid
    Dec 31, 2018
  38. Agentsmith
    Locked

    Abandons Beg-A-Thon Part 3 "Podcast"

    The Return of: Detractor Throat

    Agentsmith, Dec 25, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    228
    Views:
    11,400
    JamFlowMan
    Dec 30, 2018
  39. SoapQueen1
    Locked

    2018-12-26 Minecraft Chill Stream

    (not a podcast)

    SoapQueen1, Dec 26, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    39
    Views:
    3,222
    actually
    Dec 30, 2018
  40. SoapQueen1

    What was DSP's Legacy in 2018

    SoapQueen1, Dec 26, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    1,928
    Comma
    Dec 30, 2018
  41. Heckler1

    If DSP Competed In...

    Hypothetical Scenarios

    Heckler1, Dec 5, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    29
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    1,928
    Lysol
    Dec 29, 2018
  42. LordofCringe7206

    What does 2019 hold in store for Phil?

    LordofCringe7206, Dec 14, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    44
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    3,201
    HansGruber
    Dec 27, 2018
  43. Raven'sChild
    Locked

    2018 Holiday Beg-a-thon part 3 ( the 'podcast')

    Raven'sChild, Dec 24, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    5,354
    AnonymousDimwit
    Dec 25, 2018
  44. rizlajizzla

    Phil is joining you on Christmas Day! What will he complain about?

    What will he steal? What would he break? When would gramma get fed up and throw him into the snow?

    rizlajizzla, Dec 21, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    21
    Views:
    1,696
    PenisMuncher23
    Dec 25, 2018
  45. thebonesauce

    [1-Nov-2018] Phil vs Tevin

    A new saga begins.

    thebonesauce, Nov 1, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    283
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    35,762
    ReentryPhantom
    Dec 24, 2018
  46. Raven'sChild
    Locked

    2018 Holiday Beg-a-thon part 2 ( Gaming 'Marathon')

    Raven'sChild, Dec 23, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    113
    Views:
    9,234
    actually
    Dec 24, 2018
  47. SoapQueen1

    Alex Sidella / sidella / ob1kenobi434

    Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention

    SoapQueen1, Jul 7, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    298
    Views:
    152,944
    gin_nose
    Dec 24, 2018
  48. Raven'sChild
    Locked

    2018 Holiday Beg-a-thon part 1 ( Wrestling Sims )

    Raven'sChild, Dec 22, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    2,158
    actually
    Dec 24, 2018
  49. rizlajizzla

    If somecunt just gave you $16,000, what would you do first?

    ...after you put your pants back on, you whore.

    rizlajizzla, Dec 18, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    58
    Views:
    3,075
    ToroidalBoat
    Dec 23, 2018
  50. neger psykolog

    Thoughts about DSP's Psychology

    Dr Fred Freud's Office

    neger psykolog, Nov 1, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    69
    Views:
    10,304
    ReentryPhantom
    Dec 23, 2018
  51. SoapQueen1
    Locked

    CharlesTrippie

    Mystery

    SoapQueen1, Dec 18, 2018
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    705
    harbinger
    Dec 18, 2018
  52. SoapQueen1
    Locked

    2018-12-15 Soma Julius Cruz vs. Mighty D

    SoapQueen1, Dec 16, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    4,186
    Slimy Time
    Dec 18, 2018
  53. SoapQueen1

    2018-12-17 $6K failed donation follow up

    SoapQueen1, Dec 17, 2018
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    2,114
    Noodles&Nuggets
    Dec 17, 2018
  54. Son of Big Boss

    Lolcow Wiki Article Megathread

    Son of Big Boss, Dec 17, 2018
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    363
    Son of Big Boss
    Dec 17, 2018
  55. Pubic Enemy #1
    Locked

    Super Smash Bros Ultimate 07/12/2018

    Autistic Megapowers Collide

    Pubic Enemy #1, Dec 5, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    55
    Views:
    6,351
    Pubic Enemy #1
    Dec 17, 2018
  56. thebonesauce

    Interview With an exceptional individual

    Going inside the minds of true and honest fans.

    thebonesauce, Dec 13, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    2,051
    DarkSoulsPhil
    Dec 17, 2018
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