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Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. *Asterisk*
    Sticky

    Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

    *Asterisk*, Jun 13, 2015 ... 118 119 120 121 122
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    122,259
    The Un-Clit
    Jan 16, 2019 at 7:56 PM
  2. KingQueen
    Sticky

    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

    KingQueen, May 29, 2016 ... 2 3
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    45
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    31,030
    Graffiti canvas
    Dec 9, 2018
  3. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0

    Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

    Ravenor, Jun 3, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    42
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    9,908
    Mogambo
    Sep 19, 2018
  4. Null
    Sticky

    ADF Wiki Article

    Null, Feb 18, 2017
    Replies:
    13
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    4,494
    KingQueen
    Feb 15, 2018
  5. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Off-Topic C.I.S. Center for Hoovological Research

    The emo edge of Phil studies.

    Ravenor, Jan 15, 2016
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    4,378
    Triggered Fivehead
    Apr 3, 2017
  6. Smutley
    Locked Sticky

    WARNING: Do not help "Isabel Rosa Araujo"

    Smutley, Aug 28, 2015
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    Smutley
    Aug 28, 2015
  7. wagglyplacebo

    Megathread Random Updates

    wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015 ... 330 331 332 333 334
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    345,609
    AnOminous
    Jan 18, 2019 at 11:27 PM
  8. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

    Flame the Sunbird, Aug 20, 2016 ... 82 83 84 85 86
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    1,702
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    80,874
    Lesbian Sleepover
    Jan 18, 2019 at 1:59 PM
  9. Positron

    FIGGIN [2 Jan 19] Phil Bounces and Squeaks for fear of missing Tugboat

    Threatens civil war.

    Positron, Jan 3, 2019 ... 2 3
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    4,260
    Tragi-Chan
    Jan 18, 2019 at 7:18 AM
  10. CatParty

    FIGGIN 01-11-19 Phil bounces and squeaks about his couch

    CatParty, Jan 11, 2019 ... 2 3 4
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    An Sionnach Seang
    Jan 17, 2019 at 6:53 PM
  11. Pepsi-Cola

    Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures

    and other pictures

    Pepsi-Cola, Sep 26, 2016 ... 79 80 81 82 83
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    MasterDisaster
    Jan 17, 2019 at 6:33 PM
  12. Positron

    FIGGIN [14 Jan 19] Squeakings in Villa DeLici offend neighbor transphobe

    Slingblade is to blame

    Positron, Jan 15, 2019 at 9:48 PM ... 2
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    22
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    1,419
    The Dude
    Jan 17, 2019 at 6:43 AM
  13. Positron

    FIGGIN [5 Jan 19] Phil is now "Antifa Firearms Instructor"!

    Positron, Jan 6, 2019 ... 2 3 4
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    4,184
    JosephTX
    Jan 14, 2019 at 11:19 PM
  14. Positron

    Australatina [8 Oct 18] Autistan starts ethnic cleansing

    Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.

    Positron, Oct 8, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    Mogambo
    Jan 14, 2019 at 9:21 AM
  15. Positron

    [31 Dec 18] Exit 2018, Enter 2019

    Positron, Dec 31, 2018 ... 2 3
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    2,386
    DatBepisTho
    Jan 4, 2019
  16. neural

    [29 Dec '18] Fat Potato Runs in Public

    To Prove Fitness to Kiwi Farms

    neural, Dec 29, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    5,299
    The Un-Clit
    Jan 3, 2019
  17. Positron

    FIGGIN [28 Dec 18] Phil has another nightmare, excuse me, power fantasy

    Attention whoring at 4 am

    Positron, Dec 28, 2018 ... 2
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    1,918
    Chandler Cats
    Jan 2, 2019
  18. Positron

    [22 Dec 18] Phil to see Mom one last time before USA torn apart

    Plans to retrieve weeb katana collection.

    Positron, Dec 23, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    5,534
    nvrwastetree
    Dec 29, 2018
  19. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

    Ravenor, Mar 15, 2017 ... 19 20 21 22 23
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    nvrwastetree
    Dec 26, 2018
  20. Positron

    [15 Dec 18] Phil has cold feet about Yellow Vest Movement

    Yellow is the reason why.

    Positron, Dec 16, 2018 ... 2
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    2,438
    twattycake
    Dec 22, 2018
  21. Positron

    FIGGIN [8 Dec 18] Phil says he loves us, with phallic weapons

    Will not confirm or deny newly acquired lethal weaponry

    Positron, Dec 9, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    nvrwastetree
    Dec 22, 2018
  22. Positron

    Australatina [16 Dec 18] Autistan's Credit Status downgraded to "Junk"

    Government funds all funneled to cheese and ginger roots

    Positron, Dec 16, 2018 ... 2
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    1,397
    The Dude
    Dec 19, 2018
  23. Graffiti canvas

    Off-Topic [6 Dec 18] Phil Has A Nightmare

    Defends his hovel with totally bad ass gunfighting against Kiwi Operatives / Literally Shaking

    Graffiti canvas, Dec 6, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    4,104
    MasterDisaster
    Dec 12, 2018
  24. Graffiti canvas

    [Dec 2] Phil Gets Mentioned In a CwC Tweet Thread

    Phil scrambles for attention from Ken Englehart

    Graffiti canvas, Dec 2, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    5,091
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Dec 11, 2018
  25. chimpburgers

    Megathread Phil's Tumblr Update Megathread

    chimpburgers, Jan 26, 2016 ... 92 93 94 95 96
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    MasterDisaster
    Dec 6, 2018
  26. Graffiti canvas

    [Nov 25] Phil Threatens His Neighbor

    Fends off Sexual Assault - Needs Bail Money

    Graffiti canvas, Nov 26, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    nvrwastetree
    Dec 5, 2018
  27. Old Wizard

    [Nov 10] To the worst abuser since my father

    Phil wants his neighbour homeless and is willing to fight, die trying

    Old Wizard, Nov 10, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    Adamska
    Nov 19, 2018
  28. Positron

    [13 Nov 18] "Kiwi Farms threatening to arson my apartment"

    Asspatting proved too addictive.

    Positron, Nov 13, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    nvrwastetree
    Nov 18, 2018
  29. Positron

    Australatina [7 Nov 18] Autistan is drying out

    Footlong of rain failed to materialize

    Positron, Nov 7, 2018 ... 2 3
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    2,384
    Adamska
    Nov 16, 2018
  30. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 Oct 18] Phil pledges his life to Antifa

    Urges us to prepare for "civil war that rips the so-called USA apart"

    Positron, Oct 26, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    5,455
    Coldgrip
    Nov 13, 2018
  31. Positron

    [27 Oct 18] Phil and Xochi claim Jewish to cash in on synagogue shooting

    "Don't manipulate the tragedy for your political ends!"

    Positron, Oct 28, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    4,019
    The Dude
    Nov 7, 2018
  32. Adamska

    Off-Topic The Official History of Australatina: A New Zealander's Account

    Ex-Dictator's Propaganda and Rip-Off of Israel is a Lie

    Adamska, Oct 16, 2018 ... 2
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    20
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    1,464
    Adamska
    Nov 7, 2018
  33. Positron

    Australatina [20 Oct 18] Autistan's homicide rate more than doubled last 15 years

    Totally not a shithole country

    Positron, Oct 20, 2018 ... 2
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    33
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    2,107
    nvrwastetree
    Oct 27, 2018
  34. Positron

    FIGGIN [14 Sep 18] Phil asks for a huge black cloth to block out neighbor

    "Psychological episodes every other day"

    Positron, Sep 14, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    8,671
    Big Nasty
    Oct 21, 2018
  35. Adamska

    Off-Topic 2018 Special Election: Palo de Tadeo

    Ex-Strongman Delici Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in Sadness as He Gets No Asspats

    Adamska, Oct 7, 2018
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    18
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    1,399
    nvrwastetree
    Oct 15, 2018
  36. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 Aug 18] Phil "started new job at Antifa"

    "Deputy District Security Manager"

    Positron, Aug 27, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    Maxliam
    Oct 13, 2018
  37. Positron

    Australatina [20 Sep 18] Australatina National Highways, the WTF Facts

    More like the WFC facts

    Positron, Sep 21, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    3,982
    AbraCadaver
    Oct 8, 2018
  38. The Un-Clit

    FIGGIN Poll: Has Phil managed to get someone to try filling his vile stink-trench yet?

    The Un-Clit, Aug 30, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    5,649
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Sep 18, 2018
  39. Positron

    FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn"

    The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.

    Positron, Jul 18, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    12,835
    Mogambo
    Sep 8, 2018
  40. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 Aug 2018] In memoriam John McCain

    Will Phil live to the age of 81?

    Positron, Aug 26, 2018 ... 2 3
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    3,603
    nvrwastetree
    Aug 31, 2018
  41. Positron

    FIGGIN 15th August 2018, Apologies for not posting... Cuz Antifa

    Positron, Aug 15, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    4,592
    The Dude
    Aug 29, 2018
  42. Positron

    FIGGIN [17 Aug 18] Phil wants to violently avenge Chloe Sagal

    He is late in everything isn't he?

    Positron, Aug 17, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    7,740
    flossman
    Aug 28, 2018
  43. Positron

    Surgery [9 June 18] Rotten snatch photo, 2 weeks post-op

    Viewer discretion!

    Positron, Jun 9, 2018 ... 26 27 28 29 30
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    590
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    70,830
    nvrwastetree
    Aug 23, 2018
  44. Sparklepants

    Tattoos [August 7&9] Antifa Super Scribbles

    More of them.

    Sparklepants, Aug 12, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
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    232
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    19,136
    The Dude
    Aug 21, 2018
  45. Adamska

    Off-Topic August Leadership Elections: KOFO/OFOK

    Former Dictator Phil Reduced to LARPing About Terrorism and ANTIFA to Stave off Suicide

    Adamska, Aug 5, 2018
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    18
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    1,361
    nvrwastetree
    Aug 19, 2018
  46. Ravenor

    FIGGIN Happy 33rd Birthday Phil

    Ravenor, Aug 12, 2018 ... 2 3
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    3,228
    Tragi-Chan
    Aug 19, 2018
  47. A Name But Backwards

    [June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch

    From tumblr

    A Name But Backwards, Jun 11, 2018 ... 12 13 14 15 16
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    37,605
    Tragi-Chan
    Aug 14, 2018
  48. Positron

    [11 Aug 18] Phil risked life and limb fighting Fascists

    Positron, Aug 12, 2018 ... 2
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    29
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    2,346
    Pubic Enemy #1
    Aug 13, 2018
  49. CatParty

    FIGGIN how bad must phil's apartment smell

    CatParty, Jul 6, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    6,254
    Eryngium
    Aug 13, 2018
  50. Positron

    FIGGIN [3 Aug 18] Phil to punish Kiwi Farms this August

    Admits he is poorer than Christine. Thinks Antifa is his family.

    Positron, Aug 3, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    8,526
    Pop-Tart
    Aug 12, 2018
  51. Ravenor

    Australatina 5th August 2018 - Anti Anglo sperging

    Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke

    Ravenor, Aug 5, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    57
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    3,434
    DragoonSierra
    Aug 8, 2018
  52. Ravenor

    FIGGIN 4th August 2018 - Portland event thread

    Ravenor, Aug 4, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    85
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    6,269
    RL325
    Aug 8, 2018
  53. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 July 18] Phil celebrates 10 years of attention whoring

    "Time to Make ADF a serious threat again"! BTW, no more "social embargo"!!

    Positron, Jul 26, 2018 ... 5 6 7 8 9
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    9,765
    Ginger Piglet
    Aug 4, 2018
  54. Positron
    Locked

    Surgery [15 July 18] Phil's Pseudovagina, 7 weeks post-op

    Positron, Jul 16, 2018 ... 16 17 18 19 20
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    41,505
    The Dude
    Jul 25, 2018
  55. Positron

    [8 July 18] Phil "packing heat"

    Substitute phallus in his pants

    Positron, Jul 8, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
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    15,780
    nvrwastetree
    Jul 23, 2018
  56. Positron

    [16 July 18] Phil recognizes the Left as Fascists.

    SJW buzzwords pass off Fascism as Marxist

    Positron, Jul 16, 2018 ... 2
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    20
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    1,533
    MightyBiteySnake
    Jul 17, 2018
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