• ”not using the proper pronouns should be illegal, actually. maybe you'd give a shit if it was.”

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. *Asterisk*
    Sticky

    Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

    *Asterisk*, Jun 13, 2015 ... 113 114 115 116 117
    Replies:
    2,332
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    94,718
    Venus
    Jun 17, 2018 at 9:22 PM
  2. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0

    Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

    Ravenor, Jun 3, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    27
    Views:
    2,296
    Ravenor
    Jun 4, 2018
  3. KingQueen
    Sticky

    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

    KingQueen, May 29, 2016 ... 2
    Replies:
    39
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    17,711
    break these cuffs
    May 28, 2018
  4. Null
    Sticky

    ADF Wiki Article

    Null, Feb 18, 2017
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    2,949
    KingQueen
    Feb 15, 2018
  5. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Off-Topic C.I.S. Center for Hoovological Research

    The emo edge of Phil studies.

    Ravenor, Jan 15, 2016
    Replies:
    7
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    3,301
    Triggered Fivehead
    Apr 3, 2017
  6. Smutley
    Locked Sticky

    WARNING: Do not help "Isabel Rosa Araujo"

    Smutley, Aug 28, 2015
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    29,914
    Smutley
    Aug 28, 2015
  7. A Name But Backwards

    @[june 15] ¿Fetid corpse hole?

    Proud of stink ditch. nomenclature?

    A Name But Backwards, Jun 15, 2018 at 11:17 PM ... 5 6 7 8 9
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    AnOminous
    Jun 19, 2018 at 11:54 PM
  8. Positron

    Australatina [15 June 18] Why Autistan Needs a Government.

    Too long; don't care.

    Positron, Jun 18, 2018 at 5:39 AM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    43
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    1,275
    Adamska
    Jun 19, 2018 at 7:01 PM
  9. A Name But Backwards

    [June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch

    From tumblr

    A Name But Backwards, Jun 11, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
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    Ginger Piglet
    Jun 19, 2018 at 2:20 PM
  10. chimpburgers

    Megathread Phil's Tumblr Update Megathread

    chimpburgers, Jan 26, 2016 ... 67 68 69 70 71
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    1,409
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    77,247
    DragoonSierra
    Jun 19, 2018 at 3:23 AM
  11. Positron

    Surgery [9 June 18] Rotten snatch photo, 2 weeks post-op

    Viewer discretion!

    Positron, Jun 9, 2018 ... 25 26 27 28 29
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    The Crow
    Jun 17, 2018 at 9:23 PM
  12. Peace and Harmony
    Locked

    Tattoos 11/8 - Phil posts delusional tattoo/surgery plans, denounces CWC and Kengle arbitrarily AGAIN

    Peace and Harmony, Nov 9, 2015 ... 2 3
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    3,411
    The Un-Clit
    Jun 17, 2018 at 12:11 PM
  13. Pepsi-Cola

    Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures

    and other pictures

    Pepsi-Cola, Sep 26, 2016 ... 66 67 68 69 70
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    1,390
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    72,417
    Mogambo
    Jun 16, 2018 at 1:04 PM
  14. Big Nasty

    Megathread Your Favorite Phil Quotes

    Big Nasty, May 10, 2018 ... 2
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    25
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    1,371
    Tragi-Chan
    Jun 15, 2018 at 6:36 PM
  15. ChurchOfGodBear
    Locked

    Official Christine Chandler + Phil Love Thread

    ChurchOfGodBear, Sep 4, 2015 ... 2 3 4
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    4,453
    Ginger Piglet
    Jun 12, 2018
  16. JSGOTI

    Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures

    with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

    JSGOTI, May 23, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    86
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    4,399
    The Un-Clit
    Jun 11, 2018
  17. break these cuffs

    Surgery [30 May 2018] Pics of an axe wound

    Spanish Stinkditch confirmed?!?

    break these cuffs, May 30, 2018 ... 33 34 35 36 37
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    75,619
    Barbarella
    Jun 11, 2018
  18. Positron

    Surgery [26 May 18] Picture of "new Vagina"

    Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!

    Positron, May 26, 2018 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    168
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    14,572
    Xanax
    Jun 9, 2018
  19. Positron

    Australatina [4 June 18] Autistan slaps Trade Sanctions on the US!

    Unlike Trump, their president is a figurehead.

    Positron, Jun 5, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    3,854
    Tragi-Chan
    Jun 9, 2018
  20. Fagnasty

    Off-Topic Let's make a subforum where we roleplay countries neighbouring Australitania

    Phil can join in if he wants to

    Fagnasty, May 6, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    Pubic Enemy #1
    Jun 7, 2018
  21. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

    Flame the Sunbird, Aug 20, 2016 ... 77 78 79 80 81
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    1,601
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    58,994
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Jun 4, 2018
  22. wagglyplacebo

    Megathread Random Facebook Updates

    wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015 ... 285 286 287 288 289
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    238,959
    nvrwastetree
    Jun 3, 2018
  23. Smutley
    Locked

    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

    Smutley, Aug 31, 2015 ... 11 12 13 14 15
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    40,257
    Ravenor
    Jun 3, 2018
  24. John Webster

    Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

    John Webster, May 26, 2018 ... 16 17 18 19 20
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    35,785
    nvrwastetree
    Jun 1, 2018
  25. Positron

    Surgery [25 May 18] Phil claims to have a vagina now!

    For Kiwi Farms, the Game has just begun.

    Positron, May 26, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
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    13,173
    nvrwastetree
    May 31, 2018
  26. Ol' Slag
    Locked

    Why is Phil actually in the hospital?

    Place your bets

    Ol' Slag, May 26, 2018 ... 2 3
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    Ravenor
    May 31, 2018
  27. JSGOTI

    Surgery [24 May 18] Hospitalization, Fear of Being Disappeared by the State

    JSGOTI, May 24, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    ToroidalBoat
    May 26, 2018
  28. A Name But Backwards

    Surgery official vote on why phil calls off (fake) surgery

    post votes/theories for tomorrow

    A Name But Backwards, May 24, 2018 ... 2
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    33
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    nvrwastetree
    May 25, 2018
  29. Positron

    [11 Apr 18] Phil to close Facebook account

    In July

    Positron, Apr 11, 2018 ... 2
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    DragoonSierra
    May 12, 2018
  30. JSGOTI

    Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More

    Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

    JSGOTI, Mar 25, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    9,881
    The Dude
    Apr 28, 2018
  31. Brooke

    Tattoos [9 Apr 18] Horribly Infected Tattoo

    Brooke, Apr 9, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
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    27,812
    Fibonacci
    Apr 24, 2018
  32. Positron

    FIGGIN [10 Feb 18] Contract of Slavery

    Positron, Feb 10, 2018 ... 2
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    29
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    3,499
    Coldgrip
    Apr 12, 2018
  33. JSGOTI

    [8 Apr 18] ADF Instagram Livestream

    JSGOTI, Apr 11, 2018
    Replies:
    13
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    679
    DragoonSierra
    Apr 12, 2018
  34. Positron

    [1 Feb 2018] Phil Wants Blood

    Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis

    Positron, Feb 1, 2018 ... 2 3
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    57
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    4,845
    The Dude
    Apr 12, 2018
  35. Positron

    [10 Mar 18] Phil and Xochi plan start-up business

    Analchest Vegan Bicycle Cafe in Jewtopia. No donuts for you PIGS!

    Positron, Mar 13, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
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    3,003
    Bungleboy
    Apr 10, 2018
  36. JSGOTI

    Surgery [1 Apr 18] GRS Surgery and Recovery Planner Calendar

    JSGOTI, Apr 1, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    135
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    9,508
    2spooky
    Apr 10, 2018
  37. Ravenor

    Off-Topic Polling the CIS userbase.

    Get your head out the gutter.

    Ravenor, Apr 2, 2018 ... 2
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    38
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    1,441
    DragoonSierra
    Apr 4, 2018
  38. Positron

    FIGGIN [22 Mar 18] New Nude

    And a bunch of S&M picts

    Positron, Mar 22, 2018 ... 2 3
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    4,500
    Phil Ken Sebben
    Apr 3, 2018
  39. JSGOTI

    Surgery [30 Mar 18] Surgery Confirmation Letter & More

    From 4 Weeks Ago...

    JSGOTI, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    3,672
    nvrwastetree
    Apr 3, 2018
  40. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

    Ravenor, Mar 15, 2017 ... 15 16 17 18 19
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    364
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    18,793
    Bassomatic
    Mar 31, 2018
  41. Positron

    FIGGIN [20 Mar 18] Neighbor David reminds Phil of his Dad.

    "I know he loves me <3. Kiwi Farms trained and pay him."

    Positron, Mar 21, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    4,641
    Deadpool
    Mar 29, 2018
  42. Positron

    Surgery [14 Mar 18] Electrolysis photos

    Phil finds an excuse to show us what is beneath his ballsac

    Positron, Mar 15, 2018 ... 2 3
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    2,896
    Ravenor
    Mar 28, 2018
  43. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 3/14/18 - Yet again, even more horrible ink

    Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

    JSGOTI, Mar 14, 2018 ... 2
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    2,969
    Mesh Gear Fox
    Mar 26, 2018
  44. Positron

    Tattoos [18 Mar 18] Phil Posts summary of his ink (up to present day)

    With autistic footnotes

    Positron, Mar 18, 2018
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    944
    ToroidalBoat
    Mar 22, 2018
  45. Positron

    Surgery [24 Feb 18] A list of electrolysis appointments

    With the Center of Your Business Name Here.

    Positron, Feb 25, 2018 ... 2 3
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    43
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    3,407
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Mar 7, 2018
  46. Twrx

    Megathread [3-11-17] Phil's photos used in the wild

    Twrx, Mar 11, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
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    88
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    8,974
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Mar 3, 2018
  47. Positron

    Surgery [13 Feb 18] Revenge of the Silt

    99 days til his imaginary surgery

    Positron, Feb 13, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    120
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    10,571
    Star Galactics
    Feb 26, 2018
  48. Positron

    Tattoos [8 Feb 18] Tattoos, Feb 18 Edition

    Mythology and BDSM

    Positron, Feb 10, 2018 ... 2 3
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    43
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    3,397
    warhound
    Feb 26, 2018
  49. JSGOTI

    1/6/18 - Phils Fitness Adventures

    Biking with Xochi in Israel!

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3
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    40
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    3,295
    Optimus Prime
    Feb 24, 2018
  50. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 1/9/18 - New Year, New Tattoos

    Leg Day, Spanglish, Kylo & More!

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3
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    55
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    4,969
    Darndirty
    Feb 10, 2018
  51. cowisnow

    Phil is publicly stealth about his 'tism

    January 16, 2017

    cowisnow, Jan 17, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    4,995
    Tragi-Chan
    Feb 8, 2018
  52. OtterParty

    Off-Topic What If? ADF (& Friends) edition

    OtterParty, Jun 12, 2015 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    158
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    6,702
    Randy Lahey
    Feb 6, 2018
  53. JSGOTI

    1/16/18 - Phils Filthy Itch & Almost Attacked

    Plus bonus shithole content (not like THAT)

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2
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    35
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    3,880
    ToroidalBoat
    Feb 6, 2018
  54. wagglyplacebo

    It's that time of year again

    wagglyplacebo, Oct 4, 2017 ... 2
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    32
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    2,768
    Pocoyo
    Jan 2, 2018
  55. Null

    Asspatter Greta/Phil Crossover

    Null, Jan 2, 2017 ... 16 17 18 19 20
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    382
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    17,977
    Optimus Prime
    Dec 24, 2017
  56. Brooke

    Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo

    Brooke, Dec 5, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    197
    Views:
    10,155
    Tragi-Chan
    Dec 22, 2017
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