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Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0

    Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

    Ravenor, Jun 3, 2018 ... 2
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    4,673
    Dumb Sergal
    Aug 4, 2018
  2. *Asterisk*
    Sticky

    Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

    *Asterisk*, Jun 13, 2015 ... 115 116 117 118 119
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    100,761
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Aug 2, 2018
  3. KingQueen
    Sticky

    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

    KingQueen, May 29, 2016 ... 2 3
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    44
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    21,456
    Ravenor
    Jul 7, 2018
  4. Null
    Sticky

    ADF Wiki Article

    Null, Feb 18, 2017
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    3,457
    KingQueen
    Feb 15, 2018
  5. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Off-Topic C.I.S. Center for Hoovological Research

    The emo edge of Phil studies.

    Ravenor, Jan 15, 2016
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    3,701
    Triggered Fivehead
    Apr 3, 2017
  6. Smutley
    Locked Sticky

    WARNING: Do not help "Isabel Rosa Araujo"

    Smutley, Aug 28, 2015
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    Smutley
    Aug 28, 2015
  7. Positron

    FIGGIN 15th August 2018, Apologies for not posting... Cuz Antifa

    Positron, Aug 15, 2018 at 4:34 AM ... 2 3
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    The Un-Clit
    Aug 17, 2018 at 6:23 PM
  8. Positron

    FIGGIN [17 Aug 18] Phil wants to violently avenge Chloe Sagal

    He is late in everything isn't he?

    Positron, Aug 17, 2018 at 9:25 AM ... 2
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    29
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    687
    Super Collie
    Aug 17, 2018 at 5:59 PM
  9. Sparklepants

    Tattoos [August 7&9] Antifa Super Scribbles

    More of them.

    Sparklepants, Aug 12, 2018 at 9:56 PM ... 7 8 9 10 11
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    12,244
    AnOminous
    Aug 17, 2018 at 2:08 PM
  10. wagglyplacebo

    Megathread Random Facebook Updates

    wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015 ... 289 290 291 292 293
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    251,549
    Xanax
    Aug 16, 2018 at 5:05 PM
  11. Ravenor

    FIGGIN Happy 33rd Birthday Phil

    Ravenor, Aug 12, 2018 at 12:51 PM ... 2 3
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    1,796
    The Un-Clit
    Aug 15, 2018 at 3:23 PM
  12. Adamska

    Off-Topic August Leadership Elections: KOFO/OFOK

    Former Dictator Phil Reduced to LARPing About Terrorism and ANTIFA to Stave off Suicide

    Adamska, Aug 5, 2018
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    BlueArmedDevil
    Aug 15, 2018 at 12:20 PM
  13. A Name But Backwards

    [June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch

    From tumblr

    A Name But Backwards, Jun 11, 2018 ... 12 13 14 15 16
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    Tragi-Chan
    Aug 14, 2018 at 8:08 PM
  14. Positron

    [11 Aug 18] Phil risked life and limb fighting Fascists

    Positron, Aug 12, 2018 at 8:18 AM ... 2
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    1,587
    Pubic Enemy #1
    Aug 13, 2018 at 9:47 AM
  15. CatParty

    FIGGIN how bad must phil's apartment smell

    CatParty, Jul 6, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    4,815
    Eryngium
    Aug 13, 2018 at 12:16 AM
  16. chimpburgers

    Megathread Phil's Tumblr Update Megathread

    chimpburgers, Jan 26, 2016 ... 88 89 90 91 92
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    1,820
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    103,331
    DragoonSierra
    Aug 13, 2018 at 12:06 AM
  17. Positron

    FIGGIN [3 Aug 18] Phil to punish Kiwi Farms this August

    Admits he is poorer than Christine. Thinks Antifa is his family.

    Positron, Aug 3, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    Pop-Tart
    Aug 12, 2018 at 1:34 PM
  18. Positron

    Surgery [9 June 18] Rotten snatch photo, 2 weeks post-op

    Viewer discretion!

    Positron, Jun 9, 2018 ... 26 27 28 29 30
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    Midlife Sperglord
    Aug 9, 2018
  19. Ravenor

    Australatina 5th August 2018 - Anti Anglo sperging

    Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke

    Ravenor, Aug 5, 2018 ... 2 3
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    DragoonSierra
    Aug 8, 2018
  20. Ravenor

    FIGGIN 4th August 2018 - Portland event thread

    Ravenor, Aug 4, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    4,689
    RL325
    Aug 8, 2018
  21. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 July 18] Phil celebrates 10 years of attention whoring

    "Time to Make ADF a serious threat again"! BTW, no more "social embargo"!!

    Positron, Jul 26, 2018 ... 5 6 7 8 9
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    7,416
    Ginger Piglet
    Aug 4, 2018
  22. Positron

    FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn"

    The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.

    Positron, Jul 18, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    LtCucumber
    Aug 3, 2018
  23. Positron
    Locked

    Surgery [15 July 18] Phil's Pseudovagina, 7 weeks post-op

    Positron, Jul 16, 2018 ... 16 17 18 19 20
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    The Dude
    Jul 25, 2018
  24. Positron

    [8 July 18] Phil "packing heat"

    Substitute phallus in his pants

    Positron, Jul 8, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
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    nvrwastetree
    Jul 23, 2018
  25. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

    Flame the Sunbird, Aug 20, 2016 ... 77 78 79 80 81
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    wes
    Jul 17, 2018
  26. Positron

    [16 July 18] Phil recognizes the Left as Fascists.

    SJW buzzwords pass off Fascism as Marxist

    Positron, Jul 16, 2018 ... 2
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    MightyBiteySnake
    Jul 17, 2018
  27. Positron

    FIGGIN [2 July 18] Phil grows tired of porn

    First side effect of his castration

    Positron, Jul 3, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    Coldgrip
    Jul 14, 2018
  28. A Name But Backwards

    [July 4th] Some dumbass let Phil shoot guns

    A Name But Backwards, Jul 4, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    GnomeofDoc
    Jul 12, 2018
  29. Positron

    FIGGIN [26 Jun 18] Phil posts violent fantasies against Mexican neighbor

    "Anti-boomer" action against bootlicker on Kiwi Farms payroll

    Positron, Jun 26, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    AnOminous
    Jul 12, 2018
  30. Positron

    FIGGIN [4 July 18] Daddy Rape Day Wanking, 2018

    Positron, Jul 5, 2018 ... 2 3
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    Bassomatic
    Jul 10, 2018
  31. Adamska

    Off-Topic July 4th Midterms: Australatina

    Former Dictator Spudman on life support after botched genital mutilation

    Adamska, Jun 24, 2018 ... 2
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    2,227
    Jaimas
    Jul 6, 2018
  32. Deadpool

    Happy Daddy Rape Day 2018!

    Deadpool, Jul 4, 2018 ... 2
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    29
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    1,813
    ToroidalBoat
    Jul 6, 2018
  33. Positron

    [24 Jun 18] Phil claims to go sober to become "Antifa Supersoldier"

    Will continue to vape pot. Asks for empty bottles to sell.

    Positron, Jun 24, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    nvrwastetree
    Jul 3, 2018
  34. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

    Ravenor, Mar 15, 2017 ... 15 16 17 18 19
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    21,461
    Adamska
    Jul 1, 2018
  35. Fagnasty

    Off-Topic Let's make a subforum where we roleplay countries neighbouring Australitania

    Phil can join in if he wants to

    Fagnasty, May 6, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    Coin Ops
    Jun 26, 2018
  36. A Name But Backwards

    @[june 15] ¿Fetid corpse hole?

    Proud of stink ditch. nomenclature?

    A Name But Backwards, Jun 15, 2018 ... 6 7 8 9 10
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    14,343
    Monolith
    Jun 25, 2018
  37. Positron

    Australatina [20 June 18] Autistan to celebrate 70th Anniversary

    With the biggest general strike in history

    Positron, Jun 20, 2018 ... 2 3
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    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Jun 25, 2018
  38. Positron

    Australatina [4 June 18] Autistan slaps Trade Sanctions on the US!

    Unlike Trump, their president is a figurehead.

    Positron, Jun 5, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    4,896
    Tragi-Chan
    Jun 24, 2018
  39. Brooke

    Tattoos [9 Apr 18] Horribly Infected Tattoo

    Brooke, Apr 9, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
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    conky2600_da_robot
    Jun 23, 2018
  40. Pepsi-Cola

    Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures

    and other pictures

    Pepsi-Cola, Sep 26, 2016 ... 66 67 68 69 70
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    Tragi-Chan
    Jun 23, 2018
  41. Positron

    Australatina [15 June 18] Why Autistan Needs a Government.

    Too long; don't care.

    Positron, Jun 18, 2018 ... 2 3
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    nvrwastetree
    Jun 20, 2018
  42. Peace and Harmony
    Locked

    Tattoos 11/8 - Phil posts delusional tattoo/surgery plans, denounces CWC and Kengle arbitrarily AGAIN

    Peace and Harmony, Nov 9, 2015 ... 2 3
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    3,972
    The Un-Clit
    Jun 17, 2018
  43. Big Nasty

    Megathread Your Favorite Phil Quotes

    Big Nasty, May 10, 2018 ... 2
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    Tragi-Chan
    Jun 15, 2018
  44. ChurchOfGodBear
    Locked

    Official Christine Chandler + Phil Love Thread

    ChurchOfGodBear, Sep 4, 2015 ... 2 3 4
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    Ginger Piglet
    Jun 12, 2018
  45. JSGOTI

    Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures

    with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

    JSGOTI, May 23, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    The Un-Clit
    Jun 11, 2018
  46. break these cuffs

    Surgery [30 May 2018] Pics of an axe wound

    Spanish Stinkditch confirmed?!?

    break these cuffs, May 30, 2018 ... 33 34 35 36 37
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    80,354
    Barbarella
    Jun 11, 2018
  47. Positron

    Surgery [26 May 18] Picture of "new Vagina"

    Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!

    Positron, May 26, 2018 ... 5 6 7 8 9
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    16,105
    Xanax
    Jun 9, 2018
  48. Smutley
    Locked

    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

    Smutley, Aug 31, 2015 ... 11 12 13 14 15
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    Ravenor
    Jun 3, 2018
  49. John Webster

    Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

    John Webster, May 26, 2018 ... 16 17 18 19 20
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    nvrwastetree
    Jun 1, 2018
  50. Positron

    Surgery [25 May 18] Phil claims to have a vagina now!

    For Kiwi Farms, the Game has just begun.

    Positron, May 26, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
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    nvrwastetree
    May 31, 2018
  51. Ol' Slag
    Locked

    Why is Phil actually in the hospital?

    Place your bets

    Ol' Slag, May 26, 2018 ... 2 3
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    Ravenor
    May 31, 2018
  52. JSGOTI

    Surgery [24 May 18] Hospitalization, Fear of Being Disappeared by the State

    JSGOTI, May 24, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    ToroidalBoat
    May 26, 2018
  53. A Name But Backwards

    Surgery official vote on why phil calls off (fake) surgery

    post votes/theories for tomorrow

    A Name But Backwards, May 24, 2018 ... 2
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    nvrwastetree
    May 25, 2018
  54. Positron

    [11 Apr 18] Phil to close Facebook account

    In July

    Positron, Apr 11, 2018 ... 2
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    DragoonSierra
    May 12, 2018
  55. JSGOTI

    Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More

    Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

    JSGOTI, Mar 25, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    10,735
    The Dude
    Apr 28, 2018
  56. Positron

    FIGGIN [10 Feb 18] Contract of Slavery

    Positron, Feb 10, 2018 ... 2
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    29
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    3,898
    Coldgrip
    Apr 12, 2018
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