Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

Sticky threads

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biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists
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Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
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Normal threads

It's containment for our own amusement.
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574
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Plans to "citizen arrest" hunks and handcuffs them in his dungeon
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Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder
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Slingblade tells his side of the story (and by "story" I mean lie).
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"I need help with my vagina"; wants to "relearn" riding the bike.
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will leave the apartment in 6 weeks
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Looks like the drunken ogre is here to stay
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Also uploads (old) drawing of antiFAs chasing kiwis
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Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.
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To Prove Fitness to Kiwi Farms
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Will not confirm or deny newly acquired lethal weaponry
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Government funds all funneled to cheese and ginger roots
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Defends his hovel with totally bad ass gunfighting against Kiwi Operatives / Literally Shaking
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Phil scrambles for attention from Ken Englehart
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Fends off Sexual Assault - Needs Bail Money
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Phil wants his neighbour homeless and is willing to fight, die trying
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Footlong of rain failed to materialize
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Urges us to prepare for "civil war that rips the so-called USA apart"
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"Don't manipulate the tragedy for your political ends!"
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Ex-Dictator's Propaganda and Rip-Off of Israel is a Lie
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Ex-Strongman Delici Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in Sadness as He Gets No Asspats
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The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.
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