• "Prescriptive toxic heteromasculinity is a hell of a drug."

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. *Asterisk*
    Sticky

    Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

    *Asterisk*, Jun 13, 2015 ... 111 112 113 114 115
    Replies:
    2,280
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    87,861
    Tragi-Chan
    Apr 15, 2018 at 6:51 PM
  2. Smutley
    Sticky

    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

    Smutley, Aug 31, 2015 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    289
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    36,882
    KingQueen
    Mar 8, 2018
  3. Null
    Sticky

    ADF Wiki Article

    Null, Feb 18, 2017
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    2,197
    KingQueen
    Feb 15, 2018
  4. KingQueen
    Sticky

    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

    KingQueen, May 29, 2016 ... 2
    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    12,918
    1911JD
    Jun 10, 2017
  5. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Off-Topic C.I.S. Center for Hoovological Research

    The emo edge of Phil studies.

    Ravenor, Jan 15, 2016
    Replies:
    7
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    2,800
    Triggered Fivehead
    Apr 3, 2017
  6. Smutley
    Locked Sticky

    WARNING: Do not help "Isabel Rosa Araujo"

    Smutley, Aug 28, 2015
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    28,350
    Smutley
    Aug 28, 2015
  7. Brooke

    Tattoos [9 Apr 18] Horribly Infected Tattoo

    Brooke, Apr 9, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    243
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    23,213
    Butta Face Lopez
    Apr 20, 2018 at 4:22 AM
  8. Positron

    [11 Apr 18] Phil to close Facebook account

    In July

    Positron, Apr 11, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    26
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    1,822
    Mogambo
    Apr 19, 2018 at 10:39 PM
  9. chimpburgers

    Megathread Phil's Tumblr Update Megathread

    chimpburgers, Jan 26, 2016 ... 38 39 40 41 42
    Replies:
    833
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    44,551
    Mogambo
    Apr 18, 2018 at 6:10 PM
  10. Positron

    FIGGIN [10 Feb 18] Contract of Slavery

    Positron, Feb 10, 2018 ... 2
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    29
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    2,631
    Coldgrip
    Apr 12, 2018
  11. JSGOTI

    [8 Apr 18] ADF Instagram Livestream

    JSGOTI, Apr 11, 2018
    Replies:
    13
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    511
    DragoonSierra
    Apr 12, 2018
  12. Positron

    [1 Feb 2018] Phil Wants Blood

    Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis

    Positron, Feb 1, 2018 ... 2 3
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    57
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    4,164
    The Dude
    Apr 12, 2018
  13. Dynastia

    Off-Topic Let's make a subforum where we roleplay countries neighbouring Australitania

    Phil can join in if he wants to

    Dynastia, May 6, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    142
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    6,371
    Neovia
    Apr 11, 2018
  14. Positron

    [10 Mar 18] Phil and Xochi plan start-up business

    Analchest Vegan Bicycle Cafe in Jewtopia. No donuts for you PIGS!

    Positron, Mar 13, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
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    2,542
    Bungleboy
    Apr 10, 2018
  15. JSGOTI

    Surgery [1 Apr 18] GRS Surgery and Recovery Planner Calendar

    JSGOTI, Apr 1, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    135
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    8,583
    2spooky
    Apr 10, 2018
  16. wagglyplacebo

    Megathread Random Facebook Updates

    wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015 ... 278 279 280 281 282
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    5,621
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    221,306
    Disgruntled Pupper
    Apr 9, 2018
  17. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

    Flame the Sunbird, Aug 20, 2016 ... 73 74 75 76 77
    Replies:
    1,534
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    51,429
    MMX
    Apr 9, 2018
  18. Pepsi-Cola

    Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures

    and other pictures

    Pepsi-Cola, Sep 26, 2016 ... 59 60 61 62 63
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    1,244
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    53,854
    Ravenor
    Apr 9, 2018
  19. Ravenor

    Off-Topic Polling the CIS userbase.

    Get your head out the gutter.

    Ravenor, Apr 2, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    38
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    1,188
    DragoonSierra
    Apr 4, 2018
  20. Positron

    FIGGIN [22 Mar 18] New Nude

    And a bunch of S&M picts

    Positron, Mar 22, 2018 ... 2 3
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    50
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    3,685
    Phil Ken Sebben
    Apr 3, 2018
  21. JSGOTI

    Surgery [30 Mar 18] Surgery Confirmation Letter & More

    From 4 Weeks Ago...

    JSGOTI, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    71
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    3,101
    nvrwastetree
    Apr 3, 2018
  22. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

    Ravenor, Mar 15, 2017 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
    364
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    17,446
    Bassomatic
    Mar 31, 2018
  23. JSGOTI

    Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More

    Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

    JSGOTI, Mar 25, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    133
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    6,877
    Fulda's Gap
    Mar 29, 2018
  24. Positron

    FIGGIN [20 Mar 18] Neighbor David reminds Phil of his Dad.

    "I know he loves me <3. Kiwi Farms trained and pay him."

    Positron, Mar 21, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
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    4,056
    Deadpool
    Mar 29, 2018
  25. Positron

    Surgery [14 Mar 18] Electrolysis photos

    Phil finds an excuse to show us what is beneath his ballsac

    Positron, Mar 15, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    43
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    2,527
    Ravenor
    Mar 28, 2018
  26. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 3/14/18 - Yet again, even more horrible ink

    Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

    JSGOTI, Mar 14, 2018 ... 2
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    2,633
    Mesh Gear Fox
    Mar 26, 2018
  27. Positron

    Tattoos [18 Mar 18] Phil Posts summary of his ink (up to present day)

    With autistic footnotes

    Positron, Mar 18, 2018
    Replies:
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    821
    ToroidalBoat
    Mar 22, 2018
  28. Positron

    Surgery [24 Feb 18] A list of electrolysis appointments

    With the Center of Your Business Name Here.

    Positron, Feb 25, 2018 ... 2 3
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    3,018
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Mar 7, 2018
  29. Twrx

    Megathread [3-11-17] Phil's photos used in the wild

    Twrx, Mar 11, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
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    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Mar 3, 2018
  30. Positron

    Surgery [13 Feb 18] Revenge of the Silt

    99 days til his imaginary surgery

    Positron, Feb 13, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    120
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    Star Galactics
    Feb 26, 2018
  31. Positron

    Tattoos [8 Feb 18] Tattoos, Feb 18 Edition

    Mythology and BDSM

    Positron, Feb 10, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    43
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    2,979
    warhound
    Feb 26, 2018
  32. JSGOTI

    1/6/18 - Phils Fitness Adventures

    Biking with Xochi in Israel!

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
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    2,929
    Optimus Prime
    Feb 24, 2018
  33. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 1/9/18 - New Year, New Tattoos

    Leg Day, Spanglish, Kylo & More!

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    55
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    4,520
    Darndirty
    Feb 10, 2018
  34. cowisnow

    Phil is publicly stealth about his 'tism

    January 16, 2017

    cowisnow, Jan 17, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    103
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    4,356
    Tragi-Chan
    Feb 8, 2018
  35. OtterParty

    Off-Topic What If? ADF (& Friends) edition

    OtterParty, Jun 12, 2015 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    158
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    6,140
    Randy Lahey
    Feb 6, 2018
  36. JSGOTI

    1/16/18 - Phils Filthy Itch & Almost Attacked

    Plus bonus shithole content (not like THAT)

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    35
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    3,538
    ToroidalBoat
    Feb 6, 2018
  37. wagglyplacebo

    It's that time of year again

    wagglyplacebo, Oct 4, 2017 ... 2
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    32
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    2,511
    Pocoyo
    Jan 2, 2018
  38. Null

    Asspatter Greta/Phil Crossover

    Null, Jan 2, 2017 ... 16 17 18 19 20
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    382
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    17,080
    Optimus Prime
    Dec 24, 2017
  39. Brooke

    Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo

    Brooke, Dec 5, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
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    197
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    9,248
    Tragi-Chan
    Dec 22, 2017
  40. auroraboreanaz

    Megathread Potatoes of Instagram

    A brief collection of Phil's phinest photos.

    auroraboreanaz, Mar 5, 2017 ... 19 20 21 22 23
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    17,203
    AnOminous
    Dec 17, 2017
  41. Flame the Sunbird

    FIGGIN 09/30/2017 - "Tran On the Can"

    a.k.a. "Thank God for Cat Stickers"

    Flame the Sunbird, Sep 30, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    108
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    4,604
    Deadpool
    Dec 5, 2017
  42. Positron

    Tattoos [11/13/2017] Antifa Tattoo

    Slingblade approves

    Positron, Nov 12, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    48
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    2,499
    Mogambo
    Nov 22, 2017
  43. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 10/04/17 Phil's New 'Do & Tattoo

    Taking Bulldyke Too Far

    JSGOTI, Oct 4, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    145
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    6,089
    DragoonSierra
    Nov 7, 2017
  44. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon

    "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

    Flame the Sunbird, Oct 9, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    73
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    3,063
    Pepito
    Oct 29, 2017
  45. Null

    October 2nd Phil Spotting

    Null, Oct 3, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    91
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    4,280
    Chandler Cats
    Oct 19, 2017
  46. JSGOTI

    09/25/17 - Phil Still Wants To Die

    Finally realizing that he's truly alone

    JSGOTI, Sep 25, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    122
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    4,089
    CanofSoda
    Oct 6, 2017
  47. JSGOTI

    Ongoing - ADF On House Arrest*

    Xochi's Vacation

    JSGOTI, Sep 20, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
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    203
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    7,436
    Tragi-Chan
    Sep 30, 2017
  48. JSGOTI

    06/12/17 - Flight of the Spuds!

    For real, this time

    JSGOTI, Jun 13, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    101
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    4,584
    Replicant Sasquatch
    Sep 22, 2017
  49. Smutley

    Asspatter Friends of ADF - The Lolcalf Files

    Smutley, Jun 16, 2015 ... 7 8 9 10 11
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    201
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    17,717
    repentance
    Sep 14, 2017
  50. AutisticSupervillain
    Locked

    Off-Topic Have there been attempts to actively troll Phil?

    AutisticSupervillain, Aug 16, 2017 ... 2
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    26
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    1,203
    Ravenor
    Aug 24, 2017
  51. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Is it possible to alog Phil?

    entropyseekswork, Jul 23, 2017 ... 2
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    1,167
    Jaimas
    Aug 22, 2017
  52. Hen in a tie

    Off-Topic Philip's weaboo spanish

    who uses Latinx?

    Hen in a tie, Jun 15, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    4,096
    2B's Butthole
    Aug 19, 2017
  53. Positron

    07/26/17 Ogre Shilling Intensifies

    For once Phil tells people to donate to someone other than himself

    Positron, Jul 26, 2017 ... 2
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    30
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    1,358
    Erubetie
    Aug 5, 2017
  54. JSGOTI

    07/22/17 I Am Going To Die

    RESET THE CLOCK

    JSGOTI, Jul 22, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    155
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    5,834
    AnOminous
    Aug 1, 2017
  55. JSGOTI

    FIGGIN 06/30/17 Home Invasion Phrets & PTSD

    Imma shoot some kiwis

    JSGOTI, Jun 30, 2017 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    176
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    5,735
    flossman
    Jul 25, 2017
  56. JSGOTI

    07/07/17 I am still not doing okay

    What the fuck is wrong with Me?

    JSGOTI, Jul 7, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    126
    Views:
    4,720
    A Skeleton
    Jul 18, 2017
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