• ”not using the proper pronouns should be illegal, actually. maybe you'd give a shit if it was.”

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  2. Ravenor
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    Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0

    Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

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  3. KingQueen
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    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

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  4. Null
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  5. Ravenor
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  6. Smutley
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  7. A Name But Backwards
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  8. Positron
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  9. A Name But Backwards
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  10. chimpburgers
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  11. Positron
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  12. Peace and Harmony
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  13. Pepsi-Cola
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  14. Big Nasty
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  15. ChurchOfGodBear
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  16. JSGOTI

    Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures

    with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

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  17. break these cuffs
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  18. Positron

    Surgery [26 May 18] Picture of "new Vagina"

    Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!

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  19. Positron
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  20. Fagnasty
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  21. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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  22. wagglyplacebo
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  23. Smutley
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    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

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  24. John Webster
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  25. Positron
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  26. Ol' Slag
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  27. JSGOTI
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  28. A Name But Backwards
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  29. Positron
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  30. JSGOTI

    Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More

    Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

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  31. Brooke
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  32. Positron
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  33. JSGOTI
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  34. Positron

    [1 Feb 2018] Phil Wants Blood

    Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis

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  35. Positron

    [10 Mar 18] Phil and Xochi plan start-up business

    Analchest Vegan Bicycle Cafe in Jewtopia. No donuts for you PIGS!

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  36. JSGOTI
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  37. Ravenor

    Off-Topic Polling the CIS userbase.

    Get your head out the gutter.

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    1,441
  38. Positron

    FIGGIN [22 Mar 18] New Nude

    And a bunch of S&M picts

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  39. JSGOTI
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  40. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

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  41. Positron

    FIGGIN [20 Mar 18] Neighbor David reminds Phil of his Dad.

    "I know he loves me <3. Kiwi Farms trained and pay him."

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  42. Positron

    Surgery [14 Mar 18] Electrolysis photos

    Phil finds an excuse to show us what is beneath his ballsac

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  43. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 3/14/18 - Yet again, even more horrible ink

    Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

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  44. Positron
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  45. Positron

    Surgery [24 Feb 18] A list of electrolysis appointments

    With the Center of Your Business Name Here.

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  46. Twrx
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  47. Positron

    Surgery [13 Feb 18] Revenge of the Silt

    99 days til his imaginary surgery

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  48. Positron
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  49. JSGOTI

    1/6/18 - Phils Fitness Adventures

    Biking with Xochi in Israel!

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  50. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 1/9/18 - New Year, New Tattoos

    Leg Day, Spanglish, Kylo & More!

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  51. cowisnow
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  52. OtterParty
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  53. JSGOTI

    1/16/18 - Phils Filthy Itch & Almost Attacked

    Plus bonus shithole content (not like THAT)

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  54. wagglyplacebo
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  55. Null
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  56. Brooke
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