Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.
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biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists
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Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
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MG 620
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Too fucking lazy to move shit so he thrown them all away
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"Enhanced interrogation tactics" involving "soymilk waterboarding"
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"Loving it, visualizing what love I can give 440 square feet of Antifa Barracks 2.0"
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"I need help with my vagina"; wants to "relearn" riding the bike.
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Because what is a home without an abuser?
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It's containment for our own amusement.
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In lieu of fresh content I thought we'd share some of Phil's Greatest Hits.
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Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.
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Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder
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Just because we laughed at his stupid patch
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Plans to "citizen arrest" hunks and handcuffs them in his dungeon
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Slingblade tells his side of the story (and by "story" I mean lie).
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will leave the apartment in 6 weeks
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Looks like the drunken ogre is here to stay
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Also uploads (old) drawing of antiFAs chasing kiwis
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AF 802
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To Prove Fitness to Kiwi Farms
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Will not confirm or deny newly acquired lethal weaponry
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Government funds all funneled to cheese and ginger roots
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Defends his hovel with totally bad ass gunfighting against Kiwi Operatives / Literally Shaking
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Phil scrambles for attention from Ken Englehart
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Fends off Sexual Assault - Needs Bail Money
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