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Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. Ravenor
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    Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0

    Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

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  2. *Asterisk*
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  3. KingQueen
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    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

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  4. Null
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  5. Ravenor
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  6. Smutley
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  7. Positron
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  8. Positron
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  9. Sparklepants
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  10. wagglyplacebo
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  11. Ravenor
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  12. Adamska

    Off-Topic August Leadership Elections: KOFO/OFOK

    Former Dictator Phil Reduced to LARPing About Terrorism and ANTIFA to Stave off Suicide

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  13. A Name But Backwards
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  14. Positron
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  15. CatParty
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  16. chimpburgers
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  17. Positron

    FIGGIN [3 Aug 18] Phil to punish Kiwi Farms this August

    Admits he is poorer than Christine. Thinks Antifa is his family.

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  18. Positron
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  19. Ravenor

    Australatina 5th August 2018 - Anti Anglo sperging

    Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke

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  20. Ravenor
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  21. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 July 18] Phil celebrates 10 years of attention whoring

    "Time to Make ADF a serious threat again"! BTW, no more "social embargo"!!

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  22. Positron

    FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn"

    The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.

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  23. Positron
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  24. Positron

    [8 July 18] Phil "packing heat"

    Substitute phallus in his pants

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  25. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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  26. Positron

    [16 July 18] Phil recognizes the Left as Fascists.

    SJW buzzwords pass off Fascism as Marxist

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  27. Positron

    FIGGIN [2 July 18] Phil grows tired of porn

    First side effect of his castration

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  28. A Name But Backwards
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  29. Positron

    FIGGIN [26 Jun 18] Phil posts violent fantasies against Mexican neighbor

    "Anti-boomer" action against bootlicker on Kiwi Farms payroll

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  30. Positron
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  31. Adamska

    Off-Topic July 4th Midterms: Australatina

    Former Dictator Spudman on life support after botched genital mutilation

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    2,227
  32. Deadpool
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  33. Positron

    [24 Jun 18] Phil claims to go sober to become "Antifa Supersoldier"

    Will continue to vape pot. Asks for empty bottles to sell.

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  34. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

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  35. Fagnasty
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  36. A Name But Backwards

    @[june 15] ¿Fetid corpse hole?

    Proud of stink ditch. nomenclature?

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  37. Positron
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  38. Positron
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  39. Brooke
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  40. Pepsi-Cola
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  41. Positron
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  42. Peace and Harmony
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  43. Big Nasty
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    1,696
  44. ChurchOfGodBear
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  45. JSGOTI

    Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures

    with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

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  46. break these cuffs
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  47. Positron

    Surgery [26 May 18] Picture of "new Vagina"

    Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!

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    16,105
  48. Smutley
    Locked

    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

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  49. John Webster
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  50. Positron
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  51. Ol' Slag
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  52. JSGOTI
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  53. A Name But Backwards
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    33
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    1,400
  54. Positron
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    3,181
  55. JSGOTI

    Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More

    Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

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  56. Positron
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