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The fallout of Internet temper tantrums.

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  1. OwO What's This?
    Locked Sticky

    Salt Mine Essentials

    ＲＥＡＤ ＴＨＥ ＲＵＬＥＳ

    OwO What's This?, Aug 5, 2017
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    5,236
    OwO What's This?
    Feb 22, 2018
  2. CatParty
    Locked

    March For Our Lives

    CatParty, Mar 24, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    74
    Views:
    25,364
    Maxliam
    Mar 29, 2018
  3. Michael Jackson
    Locked

    Far Cry 5 Has Us Confused (And Uncomfortable)

    Woke journalists struggle with internal consistency.

    Michael Jackson, Mar 3, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    120
    Views:
    22,545
    Vex Overmind
    Mar 29, 2018
  4. Loxiozzz
    Locked

    Bruno Mars Cultural Appropriation

    He's not black so it doesn't count! Notice me!!

    Loxiozzz, Mar 9, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    65
    Views:
    9,694
    Feline Darkmage
    Mar 29, 2018
  5. Munchingonfish
    Locked

    JK "TERF" Rowling

    Liking a Tweet literally kills 4 billion troons

    Munchingonfish, Mar 22, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    136
    Views:
    21,856
    Mrs Paul
    Mar 28, 2018
  6. Darwin Watterson
    Locked

    Roseanne Sitcom Revival

    "Can we shut this down? We can NOT let her normalize Trump"

    Darwin Watterson, Mar 6, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    100
    Views:
    14,718
    CWCissey
    Mar 28, 2018
  7. CatParty
    Locked

    March For Our Lives (((Deep Thoughts Edition)))

    CatParty, Mar 24, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    241
    Views:
    7,416
    Jaimas
    Mar 28, 2018
  8. CrunkLord420
    Locked

    The Dragging of Ricky Gervais

    makes trans joke, defends Count Dankula, in process of being excommunicated

    CrunkLord420, Mar 20, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    44
    Views:
    7,372
    Maxliam
    Mar 28, 2018
  9. SpaceQuakes
    Locked

    Pirates of the Caribbean Bride Scene Change

    WAAAAAH MUH REDHEAD

    SpaceQuakes, Mar 27, 2018
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    1,807
    Vorhtbame
    Mar 28, 2018
  10. CrunkLord420
    Locked

    Magic The Gathering Cosplay/Deplatforming Fallout

    Magic has certainly gathered. Grab your popcorn.

    CrunkLord420, Nov 26, 2017 ... 28 29 30 31 32
    Replies:
    622
    Views:
    58,247
    Ebonic Tutor
    Mar 27, 2018
  11. proteus4994
    Locked

    Ready Player One

    proteus4994, Mar 6, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    13,411
    Medicated
    Mar 27, 2018
  12. neger psykolog
    Locked

    Adrian Lamo is dead

    cyber hacking snitch

    neger psykolog, Mar 16, 2018
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    2,877
    krimsonincode
    Mar 19, 2018
  13. CWCissey
    Locked

    Brewdog Brewery's Parody-Gone-Wrong

    AKA Brewdog forgets that Twitter doesn't have a sense of humour

    CWCissey, Mar 6, 2018
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    3,266
    Jordan Peele
    Mar 19, 2018
  14. CatParty
    Locked

    John Favreau

    Directing the new Star Wars flick

    CatParty, Mar 8, 2018
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    3,333
    Munchingonfish
    Mar 17, 2018
  15. CatParty
    Locked

    RuPaul's views on women doing drag

    CatParty, Mar 5, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    7,631
    LtCucumber
    Mar 17, 2018
  16. CatParty
    Locked

    International Women’s Day

    CatParty, Mar 8, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    44
    Views:
    7,584
    UnclePhil
    Mar 14, 2018
  17. emspex
    Locked

    Chris Pratt asks followers to pray for Kevin Smith

    Euphoria ensues

    emspex, Feb 26, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    64
    Views:
    11,047
    UncleMoeLester
    Mar 12, 2018
  18. Male Idiot
    Locked

    Italian Election 2018

    #ItalyIsOverParty

    Male Idiot, Mar 5, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    7,558
    Your Weird Fetish
    Mar 10, 2018
  19. OwO What's This?
    Locked

    MAD ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

    It's serious fucking business.

    OwO What's This?, Feb 24, 2018
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    4,001
    uncleShitHeel
    Mar 6, 2018
  20. chadmuska
    Locked

    Death Wish remake

    chadmuska, Aug 3, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    120
    Views:
    13,703
    Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear
    Mar 5, 2018
  21. Nazi vegeta
    Locked

    Kingdom Come: White Ethnostate

    When trying to get a dev fired fails, because he owns the studio.

    Nazi vegeta, Feb 12, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    285
    Views:
    44,137
    Feline Darkmage
    Mar 4, 2018
  22. ICametoLurk
    Locked

    Kazuyoshi Yaginuma, Japanese 'Nazi Sympathizer'

    "Hitler did nothing wrong" Anime Director Triggers Twitter

    ICametoLurk, Feb 4, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    68
    Views:
    15,617
    PS1gamenwatch
    Mar 2, 2018
  23. neural
    Locked

    Jared Leto stars as a Yakuza in 'The Outsider'

    White People can't play with Asian gangsters!

    neural, Feb 24, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    31
    Views:
    4,799
    Give Her The D
    Mar 2, 2018
  24. RichardMongler
    Locked

    "WHITEBOY"

    Face-tattooed white rapper with dreads is somehow less annoying than his critics

    RichardMongler, Feb 18, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    65
    Views:
    8,811
    FBI_Nigger
    Feb 28, 2018
  25. tehpope
    Locked

    Parkland School Shooting

    featuring Dinesh D'Souza

    tehpope, Feb 20, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    5,482
    CatParty
    Feb 28, 2018
  26. OwO What's This?
    Locked

    Adapt or die

    Make our sodium great again.

    OwO What's This?, Feb 22, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    2,207
    OwO What's This?
    Feb 26, 2018
  27. Super Collie
    Locked

    'Black Panther' loses its 100% Rotten Tomatoes score

    Irish Independent's Ed Power scores it 3/5, "rotten".

    Super Collie, Feb 7, 2018 ... 18 19 20 21 22
    Replies:
    426
    Views:
    57,524
    OwO What's This?
    Feb 22, 2018
  28. CatParty
    Locked

    Rose McGowan

    (Please visit the Andi Dier thread in Sisterwood instead!)

    CatParty, Feb 2, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    89
    Views:
    13,000
    OwO What's This?
    Feb 22, 2018
  29. 2odastream
    Locked

    RedLetterMedia

    Corporate shills attacking our favourite hack frauds, & more!

    2odastream, Dec 26, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    131
    Views:
    31,801
    OwO What's This?
    Feb 22, 2018
  30. Null
    Locked

    Nominate a salt mine supervisor or I'm closing the board

    Null, Feb 21, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    78
    Views:
    8,493
    OwO What's This?
    Feb 22, 2018
  31. neural
    Locked

    GPU Prices

    Damn those Miners and their imaginary shekels!

    neural, Feb 8, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    80
    Views:
    8,939
    neural
    Feb 22, 2018
  32. Kermit the Frog
    Locked

    Nefertiti "Whitewashing"

    WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHEEIT

    Kermit the Frog, Feb 5, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    106
    Views:
    18,611
    Sword Fighter Super
    Feb 21, 2018
  33. Dicaprio Delorean
    Locked

    Ugandan Knuckles Meme Salt

    They do naut know de wey

    Dicaprio Delorean, Jan 7, 2018 ... 14 15 16 17 18
    Replies:
    354
    Views:
    65,990
    Feline Darkmage
    Feb 21, 2018
  34. CWCissey
    Locked

    Oscar Nominations 2018

    Because some people take Hollywood fart sniffing too seriously.

    CWCissey, Jan 23, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    79
    Views:
    9,630
    Yaoi Huntress Earth
    Feb 20, 2018
  35. StraightShooter
    Locked Redirect

    Laci Green goes "Red Pill"

    Progressive YouTuber that finally got a good dicking

    StraightShooter, Jun 4, 2017 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    –
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    –
    N/A
  36. neger psykolog
    Locked

    Apple iPad "What's a computer?" Commercial

    neger psykolog, Feb 7, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    84
    Views:
    10,751
    yawning sneasel
    Feb 18, 2018
  37. Infidel
    Locked

    'Heathers' Movie Reboot

    Infidel, Feb 2, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    23
    Views:
    4,351
    Slamerella
    Feb 15, 2018
  38. CatParty
    Locked

    Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    A potentially Tumblr-grade reboot

    CatParty, Feb 13, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    4,524
    Kari Kamiya
    Feb 15, 2018
  39. SteelPlatedHeart
    Locked

    Logan Paul, top YouTuber, showcases Suicide Forest corpse - and is now perpetually fucking up

    Like and subscribe if you think suicide is bad

    SteelPlatedHeart, Jan 1, 2018 ... 36 37 38 39 40
    Replies:
    789
    Views:
    124,469
    Slamerella
    Feb 15, 2018
  40. unclestryker
    Locked

    Food Stamp (SNAP) Revocations

    Sombody's gotta feed my five kids.

    unclestryker, Feb 14, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    228
    Views:
    16,541
    yawning sneasel
    Feb 15, 2018
  41. UncleMoeLester
    Locked

    Subnautica SJW Outcry

    Subnautica Dev Fired Over 'Hateful' Statements

    UncleMoeLester, Feb 6, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    54
    Views:
    8,625
    fried_kooch
    Feb 13, 2018
  42. Jaiman
    Locked

    Shen/Owlturd & Ian Miles Cheong Hatchet-Burying Reactions

    Never forgive, never forget.

    Jaiman, Jan 22, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    38
    Views:
    6,018
    Dynastia
    Feb 13, 2018
  43. Graffiti canvas
    Locked

    Harry Potter Tumblr-verse Drama

    Dumbledore is gay, quit oppressing him.

    Graffiti canvas, Feb 1, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    111
    Views:
    15,346
    Mola Ram
    Feb 11, 2018
  44. dannyfrickenp
    Locked

    Super Bowl Salt

    dannyfrickenp, Feb 4, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    140
    Views:
    14,184
    niggers
    Feb 8, 2018
  45. Mariposa Electrique
    Locked

    2018 Grammies Salt

    Saltier Than A Barrel Full Of Briney Girldicks

    Mariposa Electrique, Jan 30, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    5,188
    CrunkLord420
    Feb 3, 2018
  46. CrunkLord420
    Locked

    Linus Tech Tips calls feminine hygiene pads a "tampon" salt

    CrunkLord420, Jan 28, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    44
    Views:
    8,348
    CrunkLord420
    Feb 3, 2018
  47. Feline Darkmage
    Locked

    Ronda Rousey Signs with WWE & Royal Rumble Salt

    "Peak White Feminism" + Wrestlesperging

    Feline Darkmage, Jan 28, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    27
    Views:
    4,101
    Flying McDaniels
    Feb 3, 2018
  48. ComeoutandJULAY
    Locked

    Nintendo Labo Salt

    WHERE'S MY SMASH REEEEEEEE

    ComeoutandJULAY, Jan 17, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    116
    Views:
    16,195
    AngeloTheWizard
    Feb 2, 2018
  49. Yeeb-Renzo
    Locked

    Teen Titans GO! Movie Teaser Trailer Salt

    Cartoon Spergs strike back.

    Yeeb-Renzo, Jan 9, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    152
    Views:
    18,450
    Salt Water Taffy
    Feb 1, 2018
  50. bearycool
    Locked

    Roy Moore Pre and Post Election Salt -- Currently Still Has Not Conceded and Is Filing a Lawsuit

    bearycool, Dec 28, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    95
    Views:
    9,792
    Cowlick
    Feb 1, 2018
  51. CatParty
    Locked

    jay-z salt

    CatParty, Jan 30, 2018
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    1,734
    This+
    Jan 31, 2018
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