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  1. 628,206

    AnOminous

    sittin in the fabled catbird seat, from Parts Unknown
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    +628,206 / 23,173 / -5,049
    Trophy Points:
    193
  2. 254,119

    Null

    Male
    Messages:
    17,320
    Ratings:
    +254,119 / 13,355 / -3,998
    Trophy Points:
    350
  3. 250,285

    CatParty

    Boo, Male
    Messages:
    34,348
    Ratings:
    +250,285 / 15,517 / -9,679
    Trophy Points:
    385
  4. 168,401

    Dynastia

    woman respecter, from New South Wales
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +168,401 / 12,978 / -7,518
    Trophy Points:
    350
  5. 163,538

    Ruin

    Mercenary Slut, Female
    Messages:
    16,520
    Ratings:
    +163,538 / 8,704 / -1,592
    Trophy Points:
    215
  6. 154,869

    Meowthkip

    WHA HAPPUN TO MEOWTHKIP, WHO DIS PINK NIBBA?, Female, 32, from Murrland
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    Ratings:
    +154,869 / 5,028 / -844
    Trophy Points:
    400
  7. 140,167

    Jaimas

    Czeching Your Privilege, Male, 37
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +140,167 / 3,693 / -591
    Trophy Points:
    360
  8. 127,957

    SteelPlatedHeart

    Here far longer than I should have been, Male, 33
    Messages:
    17,596
    Ratings:
    +127,957 / 3,282 / -1,266
    Trophy Points:
    305
  9. 118,880

    CWCissey

    Charming Man, Male, 59, from CWCville Lads Club
    Messages:
    22,071
    Ratings:
    +118,880 / 6,298 / -1,281
    Trophy Points:
    285
  10. 115,136

    yawning sneasel

    Manager, Male, from Bay Area
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    +115,136 / 10,347 / -6,663
    Trophy Points:
    390
  11. 113,795

    Y2K Baby

    The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???, from Texas
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    +113,795 / 9,032 / -2,939
    Trophy Points:
    250
  12. 112,669

    Alec Benson Leary

    Creator of Asperchu
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    Trophy Points:
    345
  13. 104,878

    Marvin

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    +104,878 / 6,609 / -1,007
    Trophy Points:
    430
  14. 102,208

    Peace and Harmony

    Skyrim belongs to the corgs
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    +102,208 / 4,260 / -1,706
    Trophy Points:
    310
  15. 101,130

    Piga Dgrifm

    Where are those good old fashioned values?, Male, 22
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    Trophy Points:
    205
  16. 97,831

    ToroidalBoat

    Token Hispanic Wacky Delly Friend, from ?
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    +97,831 / 3,748 / -225
    Trophy Points:
    240
  17. 96,525

    Cosmos

    Soldier of Love and Bitching on the Internet, Female, 23
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    Ratings:
    +96,525 / 1,836 / -919
    Trophy Points:
    330
  18. 90,320

    Positron

    Antifa Firearms Obstructor, Male, from a time when everyone knew his place
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    Ratings:
    +90,320 / 4,523 / -1,639
    Trophy Points:
    215
  19. 89,528

    Feline Darkmage

    Gay Anime Cat, Female, from The Ballpit
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    Ratings:
    +89,528 / 3,870 / -1,043
    Trophy Points:
    300
  20. 89,022

    repentance

    Female
    Messages:
    12,711
    Ratings:
    +89,022 / 3,642 / -482
    Trophy Points:
    140
  21. 82,186

    Chan the Wizard

    My Gemsona is autistic
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    10,440
    Ratings:
    +82,186 / 4,516 / -1,303
    Trophy Points:
    290
  22. 80,721

    Hellfire

    Sugar Cubes
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    12,443
    Ratings:
    +80,721 / 3,538 / -1,470
    Trophy Points:
    165
  23. 77,281

    Smutley

    Kill Count: 2
    Messages:
    6,083
    Ratings:
    +77,281 / 2,726 / -654
    Trophy Points:
    405
  24. 75,500

    Ass Manager 3000

    I logged in to call you stupid., Female
    Messages:
    9,853
    Ratings:
    +75,500 / 2,311 / -571
    Trophy Points:
    250
  25. 71,972

    vertexwindi

    Ohhh~ banana, 28
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +71,972 / 3,944 / -681
    Trophy Points:
    330
  26. 69,812

    chimpburgers

    Big league, Male, from Planet Gaus, Rhode Island
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    Ratings:
    +69,812 / 2,043 / -876
    Trophy Points:
    205
  27. 67,191

    trombonista

    Sparking!, Female, 30, from Illinois
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    Ratings:
    +67,191 / 3,969 / -451
    Trophy Points:
    215
  28. 65,484

    Tragi-Chan

    Godmaster Reverend, Male, from London
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    Trophy Points:
    305
  29. 64,392

    Flowers For Sonichu

    2nd Team all-confefence in Kick the Autistic, from JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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    +64,392 / 3,733 / -1,307
    Trophy Points:
    350
  30. 63,182

    Alan Pardew

    Five-Percenter, Male, from Under the Zia Symbol
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    +63,182 / 2,022 / -752
    Trophy Points:
    315
  31. 62,876

    ICametoLurk

    SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN, Male
    Messages:
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    +62,876 / 4,578 / -3,419
    Trophy Points:
    240
  32. 62,673

    Uncanny Valley

    masshole, Female, 24, from The Year 2525 (If Man Is Still Alive)
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +62,673 / 3,011 / -762
    Trophy Points:
    205
  33. 62,276

    millais

    The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas, from Intranet
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    +62,276 / 3,412 / -1,142
    Trophy Points:
    215
  34. 61,780

    TheGreatCitracett

    Fueled by Satan, Male, from Euroslavia
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    +61,780 / 2,889 / -1,720
    Trophy Points:
    280
  35. 61,724

    BOLDYSPICY!

    I can't get errverr Null's streams, Female, 29, from fracking chemical lolcow central
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    Trophy Points:
    305
  36. 60,651

    Bassomatic

    Male, 33, from An uphappy childhood
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    +60,651 / 2,923 / -457
    Trophy Points:
    230
  37. 60,622

    The American Hedgehog

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    Ratings:
    +60,622 / 4,153 / -1,502
    Trophy Points:
    255
  38. 60,111

    Mariposa Electrique

    In 2021, Chris will leave 14 BC., Female, 39, from España (Spain)
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +60,111 / 4,916 / -1,740
    Trophy Points:
    150
  39. 58,268

    Adamska

    Last Gunman, Male, 27, from Big Shell
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +58,268 / 1,331 / -269
    Trophy Points:
    140
  40. 57,818

    Jewelsmakerguy

    (Cheesy 80s music intensifies), Male, from Canada
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +57,818 / 2,569 / -667
    Trophy Points:
    155
  41. 57,392

    Internet War Criminal

    Making America Great Again, One Lift at the Time, Male, 51
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +57,392 / 3,782 / -2,070
    Trophy Points:
    315
  42. 57,067

    Replicant Sasquatch

    Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +57,067 / 1,988 / -255
    Trophy Points:
    150
  43. 56,204

    The Dude

    Just a Dude, dude..., Male, 36, from Fat City, USA
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +56,204 / 2,465 / -775
    Trophy Points:
    230
  44. 55,398

    multiverse

    in every parallel reality you're a cow
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +55,398 / 1,805 / -976
    Trophy Points:
    125
  45. 55,201

    Kosher Dill

    Potato Chips
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    Ratings:
    +55,201 / 2,635 / -362
    Trophy Points:
    245
  46. 54,000

    entropyseekswork

    Vigilante based in America, from Second Law of Thermodynamics
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +54,000 / 2,680 / -1,930
    Trophy Points:
    340
  47. 53,944

    Testaclese Maximus

    thoughts are getting darker by the day, from the cum-and-joke mines of mars
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +53,944 / 5,109 / -1,125
    Trophy Points:
    275
  48. 53,177

    TowinKarz

    Actually WILL Call Somebody....., Male, 41, from Pennsyltucky
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    Ratings:
    +53,177 / 2,128 / -185
    Trophy Points:
    155
  49. 52,405

    Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.

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    +52,405 / 1,217 / -175
    Trophy Points:
    215
  50. 51,156

    Ravenor

    Purge.
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    Ratings:
    +51,156 / 2,036 / -272
    Trophy Points:
    150
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