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  • The End of Proving Grounds: (Thread) (Update) (Last Call in PG)
    I've enabled GIF avatars across the site again. Don't make me regret this.
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    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    As best I can tell from "white people don't do enough" assholes, the only acceptable action is white genocide perpetrated by guilty white people. Maaaaaaaybe they'd be okay with all whiteys everywhere giving up literally all of their possessions to whoever is currently winning the oppression...
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    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    She also apparently thought Sam was a girl when he was a kitten. No idea if she's referencing anything else.
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    True, but unfortunately it works. I've met far too many people who instantly have a much much higher opinion of someone as soon as their queerness is known. God only knows why you'd want your fanbase to be exclusively made up of that kind of shallow, useless turd, but there ya go.
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    Gross Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!!

    Yay she has a thread! I do love journeys that go nowhere while nothing is learned along the way.
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    Lol what? Choosing yourself is inherently selfish, Jude. It can also be the right thing to do, but this entitled child is the last person I'd take advice from. There's no way anyone should trust her to know the difference between the kind of selfish where you're setting healthy boundaries and...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    She's absurdly amateur for someone with several years of photography experience. When brand new photography students, with zero prior experience, can take better quality pictures within a few weeks of starting class, it might be time to hang it up as a career path. Instead she's weirdly proud of...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    Fuck me. If even SHE is aware of how annoying she's about to be, everyone had better run for cover. Sounds like it'll be "gimme monies" all over again but worse.
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    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    Not having watched Sierra's videos, for pretty obvious reasons, I wonder if her husband used to be interested but then they both ballooned up to a point where he's not attracted to her and maybe has his own self-esteem issues, plus her shitty pre-teen personality as a goddamn adult has got to be...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    TBF a lot of people do have shitty family members, especially older generations who grew up when damn near everyone was slim and have no qualms about chastising everyone around them. That being said, I got to overhear my personal cow's phone call with a relative and she was fuming when she hung...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    Ehhh... She kinda missed the big blowup of "influencers" playing that game. That shit was EVERYWHERE, and it's cute and can be really funny, but it's only as entertaining as the person playing it. I can't imagine who would be interested in watching someone play who hasn't already found a far...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    I really get the strong impression that these cunts are trying to convince themselves most of all.It's like they were told to "fake it til you make it" about something in life but didn't stop to think that it doesn't apply to forcing other people to get boners about you.
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    I tried and failed to find examples (does she just delete things right away or what?) but it's cracking me up the way she flashes peace signs, like she's fondly remembering some chick she fingered... as if anyone would let her try. I guess since she's constantly up her own ass she could be doing...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    Jesus. Did she even notice or acknowledge that disaster?
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    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Just like 3/4 of her "besties" she likes to tag, and her own kid. Everyone just looks annoyed that she's there, and I'm being generous with the 3/4. I'm assuming the remaining 1/4 are just better at hiding it.
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    Whew finally caught up. Damn. I like that she has two major types of pictures: inexplicably half-naked with her sad tiddies on display, or dressed but we're up her nose. Love it. Best photographer ever. And two things here... One: dude, just because you're "trying your hardest" doesn't mean...

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