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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    On the one hand I totally agree with you, she's constantly acting that way. She's an infuriating pedantic cunt. On the other hand... jesus fuck the "they broke up" or "they're going to break up" rumors are constantly flying, people make up stupid shit and then hassle her about it, and they ask...
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    She's probably assuming they're talking about Destiny leaving her, and reasonably so. If the asker is just assuming Becky is gone... uh I don't know what to say to that.
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    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    I remember getting the impression he was well liked, at least among the other CA people, but I thought he was off-putting when he'd pop up randomly in other vids. Then again, I fucking hate CA crossover/cameo crap so that by itself turned me off. Looking at his channel now... did nobody back...
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    TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights

    That's pretty much always been true. The red hair suited her better, but she still manages to always make herself look terrible. Iffy hair, terrible makeup and clothing, doofy facial expressions, and bad lighting to emphasize it all.
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    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    What's funny is the dresses, for the most part, aren't even THAT BIG. Most of the beasts I've seen complain about stuff like this couldn't fit into the clothes anyway.
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    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    I'm pretty sure some of the people deciding where clothes racks go are absolutely trolling fatties, though. It's funny walking through a plus-size section where the big circular racks are so close together that the clothes almost touch each other, so if you want to move through the section...
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    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    Oh man, those aren't even close to the worst shit I've seen her modify. You're in for a treat!
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    Amberlynn Reid General Discussion

    It's fine. It's just a swelleeen situation. That darned water just keeps hurting her.
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    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    People like her HATE that ReFashionista lady, too. They go on the same tirades about how awful she is for taking plus sized clothes and making them work for her. They clearly have not actually read her blog. She takes the ugliest shit she got for pennies, because literally nobody wants that...
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    The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast

    Is there any group that doesn't say that, though? It comes up here pretty regularly.
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    Fan-made videos + the Haydur Nation

    I love this thread. It's a great collection of mini-cows that came together to make absolute garbage content that's somehow worse than what Amber herself makes.
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    Amberlynn Reid General Discussion

    That's been my experience as well. I think the reality is that they're hugely popular and everywhere, and confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.
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    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Not sure if that was a typo (for sweety/sweetie) or not, but please don't change it if it was. I needed that chortle.
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    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Not really. She eats everything like she's some kind of inbred monster. The way she fishes her tongue around to snag danglers bothers me way more.

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