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  • Wew, good night. I just hosted a nice chavvy northern family party. Drank a bottle of 2002 Bollinger by accident (v nice 10/10). Almost cried and let my parents talk me out of adopting 2 cats because of my demanding job. WHY DO YOU THINK I GO TO WORK, MUM? WHY LIVE IF NOT CATS? I'm a bit upset.
    Balloons full of glitter were a mistake. One just exploded all over my living room. I just glitterbombed my own home. It's. Fucking. Everywhere.
    Clovis
    Clovis
    I just need to update; the glitter has now spread to my backyard, my hairdresser and all my fam who just came to my house. Might have to call in a nuclear strike to contain the infection at this point.
    Ever get moderately depressed to point you become an edgelord who responds to every bit of human stimulus with OTT fantasies of ultraviolence? I'm basically a walking Limp Bizkit song this week.
    Blend frozen strawberries and black pepper, mix with equal volume vodka. Shred in basil leaves. Keep in freezer. Decant as needed into glasses and top up with soda water.
    Note to self: do this more often.
    Clovis
    Clovis
    Might be interesting to experiment with tequila; but vodka is cheap. Edit: or swap water for cava. Fuck, I'm a genius.
    😭 I just got home after a month and my plants are dead. Im disproportionately upset. Parents said they were gonna come in and water them but apparently they didn't. Prob just over emotional due to illness and a long train journey. But rn, I'm really upset about those fucking pot plants.
    I just got way too excited about the voynich manuscript possibly being solved.
    So. I just finished a business trip, eating crap holiday inn food on the company dime and today is pretty blah ...then i check KF and Greer chimps out and fails at a DMCA. Im laughing into my phone. (...Alone; like a spaz). Today is redeemed.
    Opinion on the reboot that would never happen
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    Clovis
    Bert's a boi, the pigs are genderspecial and Melissa is obese but otherwise I think they'd get it right. Surely it's the right time for a vaguely environmental feel good animal cartoon that sidesteps the pitfalls of mlp etc...or am I just a mad optimist thinking the pervs won't get at this? Your thoughts?
    (Bucky O'hare...now there's a cartoon I'd love to watch a trainwreck revival of....)
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