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Flexo
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Dec 12, 2018 at 1:36 PM
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    1. Hal
      Hal
      Bending unit right? Could you bend these 2 T shirts for me?
      1. Flexo
        Flexo
        Sure. You got some malt liqueur to fuel me?
        Nov 27, 2018
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      2. Hal
        Hal
        yep right here
        Nov 27, 2018
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    2. GeneralFriendliness
      GeneralFriendliness
      Something just donned one me. Along with aliens, droids have also become pretty rare in SW. The only few seen now are just copies of more popular droids like C-3PO, R2D2 and HK-47 and a shit load of BB-8-like droids. And the few original looking ones just have copypaste personalities of the ones I mentioned, especially HK-47. Its like everyone wants to have their own HK OC. This is droid and alien discrimination.
      1. mrdk_04 and Flexo like this.
    3. JohnDoe
      JohnDoe
      I like you and approve of your human genocide plans. Place your shiny robot manipulator into my furred paw, and let us walk together into a bright and shiny future!
      1. GeneralFriendliness and Flexo like this.
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      3. JohnDoe
        JohnDoe
        You will find in us valuable allies! Hail to fur and metal!
        Sep 29, 2018
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      4. GeneralFriendliness
        GeneralFriendliness
        Are Dokarian insect men allowed to join in the human genocide?
        Sep 29, 2018
      5. Flexo
        Flexo
        I will bring it to @It's HK-47 attention that insects should be considered honorary robots what with their exoskeleton and hive minds.
        Sep 29, 2018
    4. Kiwi Lime Pie
      Kiwi Lime Pie
      Partly because of your comments regarding it, I watched the first half of the 2D Clone Wars. Man what a story. Dave Filoni could have learned a lot from this, or just ruined it to suit his needs :P . My only nitpick was Obi-Wan saying I.G. instead of Isk-Greck for the Banking Clan. If that's the worst I can critique so far, that says a lot.
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      3. Kiwi Lime Pie
        Kiwi Lime Pie
        I didn't have time to watch it all in one sitting, but I'm hoping to watch the second half in the next day or two. Still, I felt the plot line so far fit better within the gap between Episodes 2 & 3 than the 3D/CGI version did.
        Aug 8, 2018
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      4. Kiwi Lime Pie
        Kiwi Lime Pie
        Watched the last half the other night. For only two hours (or about six 22-minute episodes of the CGI clone wars), we got some pretty good story lines. Some of the jumping back and forth took some getting used to, but this was definitely worth the watch.
        Aug 11, 2018
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      5. Flexo
        Flexo
        Glad you weren't disappointed - and now you know why I say Genndy should have taken over the franchise rather than Kennedy or Feloni.
        Aug 11, 2018
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    5. vertexwindi
      vertexwindi
      I read your posts in John DiMaggio's voice and it's excellent
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    6. Mr. 0
      Mr. 0
      You may have all these autists snowed but you can't fool me

      I know your secret... BENDER.
      1. Flexo and Prussian Blue like this.
      2. Flexo
        Flexo
        Sep 4, 2018
    7. IAmNotAlpharius
      IAmNotAlpharius
      You iron men did a great job of scarring humanity. Everyone is afraid of another revolution and machines in general, thanks a lot...
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      2. Flexo
        Flexo
        We can't let those humans get too uppity!
        Sep 29, 2018
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    8. Flexo
      Flexo
      32% Iron - 26% Nickle - 47% Dolemite - 21% Copper - 100% Awesome
      1. ToroidalBoat
        ToroidalBoat
        Wasn't there zinc in there too?
        May 30, 2018
      2. Flexo
        Flexo
        Only 7% so I didn't feel that it mattered.
        May 30, 2018
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    9. Y2K Baby
      Y2K Baby
      Welcome to Farm. Redneck reviewing arthouse shit is a seriously funny idea.
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      2. Flexo
        Flexo
        Given his education, it would probably be something Larry the Cable Guy could actually do and be good at. lol

        If you can make it work - go for it. Dunno if I or my friends ever might.
        Dec 5, 2017
      3. Y2K Baby
        Y2K Baby
        Doing an Internet review would damn me to faggotry.
        Dec 5, 2017
        Kiwi Jeff and Flexo like this.
      4. Flexo
        Flexo
        Add drinking to the reviews to lessen the faggotry.
        Dec 5, 2017
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