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The king of salmonella., Male

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Viewing thread this is bad | weight loss update | 4.18.18, Apr 21, 2018 at 8:40 PM
    1. Bassomatic
      Jack, pro chef, and sauce boss. Please check Lucas Werner threads. His cooking could kick yours and Julia Child's butt at the same time.. no seriously he makes Jack Look like James Beard.
    2. chekovia
      Jack....why have you cooked a 7 inch steak for a minute each side and declared it cooked? WHY?
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      2. Mr.Scalfani
        It came out a perfect salmonella rare. Just the way I like it.
        Feb 23, 2018
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    3. RomanesEuntDomus
      There needs to be a cow crossover between Jack Scalfani and Ashley Isaacs.
      Also, welcome to the farms.
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      2. Mr.Scalfani
        Thanks for the warm welcome. I've been lurking the farms for a little over a year now and finally decided to create an account. Jack Scalfani, Ashley Issacs, Russell Greer, and Amberlynn are the cows I am most interested in around here.
        Jan 15, 2018
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      3. RomanesEuntDomus
        I was planning to get into the Scalfani thread, but its just so much. I definetely have to dig through that maze of unadultured madness some day.
        Jan 15, 2018
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