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  • This generation
    Rules the nation
    With version

    Music happen to be the food of love
    Sounds to really make you rub and scrub
    (Dum dum ba dum biddly biddly biddly biddly bum)

    I say, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side
    Pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side
    It a gonna burn
    (Give me music, make me jump and prance)
    It a go done
    (Give me the music, make me rock in the dance)
    lol that prof pic 🐙:story:🐙
    Lemmingwise
    Lemmingwise
    I used to have the link to the blog of an american woman who was living in Japan.

    After years of living with her japanese boyfriend, she suddenly figured out through a friend that "Do you want to take a shower?" is code for "Do you want to take a shower so we can have sex?"

    She felt horrified and mortified at all the unwitting rejections she had given.
    Lemmingwise
    Lemmingwise
    At the next opportunity while drinking tea, she apologized to him and clarified that she hadn't been rejecting his sexual advances at all and most of the time would probably have loved to have sex and that she simply wasn't aware that he had been trying to initiate sex all those times. He choked on his tea. A moment passed and then she asked: "Oh is this one of those things that shouldn't be said out loud?"
    ManateeHunter
    ManateeHunter
    I guess that's a kinda cute story lol
    The original tentacler.

    Welcome to the farms, ya english tosser
    Lemmingwise
    Lemmingwise
    There's a lot of Dutch things in the US stemming from the new amsterdam roots. Coleslaw = koolsla, cookies instead of biscuits, stoop sales instead of yard sales and of course new york being the entry point of immigration and multiculturalism, when they had a population of about a thousand, they spoke between them about 50 different languages, with gutter dutch being the default. Not sure how I feel about that, lol.
    Lemmingwise
    Lemmingwise
    Anyways, don't be a stranger if you want to talk, I think you've got about a decade on me, so I'm sure there's plenty for me to learn as well.
    Rancid Flid
    Rancid Flid
    Cheers me ole china. I think we can all learn from each other here, regardless of age. Kek 4ever.
    Aaaah, that wonderful insult borne of a special place and time in Britain. Don't tell me, you also understand the concept of "Joey" as an insult, complete with rolling eyes and tongue sticking out?

    I'm getting all nostalgic and misty-eyed here. Dozy fuckin flid.
    Rancid Flid
    Rancid Flid
    Thank you. I'm no spring chicken either anymore. Was a child in the 70's, teen in the 80's. Am actually glad that I grew up pre-internet, otherwise I might have ended up a shut-in incel like a few Kiwi's.

    I miss those horrifying public information clips they used to show, like a kid getting electrocuted fetching his frisbee from the sub-station. Lol. They didn't fuck about worrying about our feelings back then.
    Tiny Clanger
    Tiny Clanger
    Those were AWESOME! A terribly stern, very British voice showing the usual grey, rainy and searingly boring backdrop then all of a sudden BAMBANG FZZZZT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
    Tiny Clanger
    Tiny Clanger
    Not entirely sure how effective they were though, mostly I took them as a hint. I never even thunked about playing in the leccy thingies or on railways until a PI film put it into my tiny brain. Which is probably why I only have half a face and dribble a lot.
    Welcome to the Farms!
    That's quite the avatar you have there.
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