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Inside the walls of Eli's Gamercottage
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Male
Occupation
Whatever makes money

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Trophies

  1. 75

    Inspirational

    Have over 1000 posts with at least a 1:1 ratio of Likes.
  2. 25

    The Line, Held

  3. 5

    Remember the 1,000,000 goy!

    Join the forums before September 28th, 2015, when we received our 1,000,000th post.
  4. 10

    I Want To Get Off Mr. Jan's Wild Ride

    Survive Deagle Nation.
    (Register before the February 22nd "Jace is a hoax." thread.)
  5. 50

    Thought Provoking

    Have 500 or more posts with at least a 1:1 ratio of Likes.
  6. 15

    CWCki Sperg!

    Join the forums before March 1st, 2014 -- the creation of the Parkourdude91 board.
  7. 10

    (Charity) Semper Fidelis to All Are Armed Forces

    2014 Charity: Injured Marine Semper Fi Fund
  8. 10

    (Charity) A-U-T-I-S-M

    2014 Charity: Autism Research Institute "A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!"
  9. 25

    Inspiration that hard to come by

    Receive 250 Likes on your posts or messages.
  10. 25

    Well Spoken

    Have over 100 posts with at least a 1:1 ratio of Likes.
  11. 15

    Your thoughts have been inputed

    Receive 100 Likes on your posts or messages.
  12. 10

    Mm, yeah

    Receive 50 Likes on your posts or messages.

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