Recent content by Sammy

  1. Sammy

    What the

    What the
  2. Sammy

    B-but why Why did Yawning Sneasel d-die?

    B-but why Why did Yawning Sneasel d-die?
  3. Sammy

    I dunno man he seems pretty degenerate to me. He talks about women farting a lot.

    I dunno man he seems pretty degenerate to me. He talks about women farting a lot.
  4. Sammy

    @Cryonic Haunted Bullets what the fuck are you

    @Cryonic Haunted Bullets what the fuck are you
  5. Sammy

    Daddy why aren't we going to see Uncle Yawning Sneasel at Thanksgiving anymore..?

    Daddy why aren't we going to see Uncle Yawning Sneasel at Thanksgiving anymore..?
  6. Sammy

    Buying namechanges for other accounts we like to tease We're apparently SomethingAwful now.

    Buying namechanges for other accounts we like to tease We're apparently SomethingAwful now.
  7. Sammy

    Moralfag? This guy?

    Moralfag? This guy?
  8. Sammy

    Holy crap its ToroidalBoat

    Holy crap its ToroidalBoat
  9. Sammy

    If you really want slime bed sheets, I know a cuckold in extreme debt who might be willing to...

    If you really want slime bed sheets, I know a cuckold in extreme debt who might be willing to part with his for the right price.
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    So when do you think this merge is gonna end?

    Real question, will Chris live to 2039?
  12. Sammy

    So when do you think this merge is gonna end?

    Probably never, unless Chris goes full delusional and for real thinks it happened already and his McDonalds server is Bugs Bunny in a suit or some shit
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    Vroom!
  14. Sammy

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Hey Brad, we've already heard a ton about Nestor, but you say there are other Earthlikes, how do you know, and can you tell is about another one a bit?

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