Remember when you touched the poop and we all pointed and laughed at your spergatry? Who could blame us when you should have known better? You just can't help yourself when you want to insult the cows.
You are pure evil. The only thing that gets your needle dick hard anymore is the thought of ripping off a girl's clitoris with your bare hands, and watching the stump bleed out knowing that the filthy whore will never have an orgasm. Now I know you want to assault the first female you see because you have a stiffy, but just keep in mind most non-Mormons (i.e. sane people) do consider rape far worse then masturbation.