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  1. Randy Lahey

    The Bad Ending Game

    Skyrim: Alduin destroys Riverwood instead of Helgen so you just get executed.
  2. Randy Lahey

    I don’t know, bud. They’re both pedos so I’m pretty sure the bar is about equal there.

    I don’t know, bud. They’re both pedos so I’m pretty sure the bar is about equal there.
  3. Randy Lahey

    Drunk/High Thread

    I’m fuckin’ wasted boys.
  4. Randy Lahey

    I don’t wear shirts.

    I don’t wear shirts.
  5. Randy Lahey

    Hard-hitting questions for Jessica to answer next time she's allowed to post

    Was getting caught part of your plan?
  6. Randy Lahey

    You’re fucked Mr. Lahey.

    You’re fucked Mr. Lahey.
  7. Randy Lahey

    Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty

    Yeah she’s at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA.
  8. Randy Lahey

    WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan

    He camps all the fuckin time so it wouldn’t do much to help.
  9. Randy Lahey

    Create nicknames for Jonathan's scooter

    The shitmobile
  10. Randy Lahey

    Don't flame me for this

    i dislike summer
  11. Randy Lahey

    Megathread General Questions

    he’s chris from an alternate dimension that was born to jews in canada and was the only thing that came to our dimension during the merge.
  12. Randy Lahey

    Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty

    Mumkey’s Declassified Making Toast in the Bathtub Survival Guide.
  13. Randy Lahey

    Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself

    When I laugh really hard I get hiccups.
  14. Randy Lahey

    Best of Kiwi Farms

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/please-dont-rate-cuckys-posts-dumb-or-autistic-thank-you.13260/ The best ratings spergout on the forum.

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