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  1. Birthday Dickpunch

    Fan-made videos + the Haydur Nation

    We're different, yes, but I don't know about nicer. I'd say reaction channels are a little too close to being cows themselves and are closer to actual bullying than a site like this because we (ideally) keep to ourselves. Amber coming here is similar to eavesdropping and overhearing nasty...
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    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    I appreciate the relevance of your avatar and that it applies to so many cows.
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    Your Favourite Amber pic/gif

    Hey now, she's not into dick. She said so herself and you know she would never lie. Our girl is all about that clam dip.
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    Lol she's signing an application for an apartment and THEN looking for work, but not by actually applying at anywhere that's hiring. Oh no, not our queen. It's much better to use a massive social media platform (in which she is tiny for the first time in her life) to just kind of... well, beg...
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    Fan-made videos + the Haydur Nation

    It's frankly why I like this place. It's refreshing. We're not good people, at least while we're here, and the folks who tend to get comfy here know it. It's also why I tend to dislike the reaction channels surrounding people like AL (or "drama" channels in general) since they frequently pull...
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    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    I.... I dunno. It definitely sounds like drunk food, but the first time I'm seeing or hearing about it is from Chantal, which immediately gives me a visceral reaction against it. She generally does not have good taste. Even when she gets something that theoretically could be good, she gets a...
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    How I entered the Amberland universe... the backstory

    Anyone who feels the need to smash that poo, keep this in mind: Just because your jimmies are rustled and you don't think they deserve the money, I'm pretty sure all anyone online has is the first and third bullet points. As far as I'm concerned, if you're dumb enough to hand money over to...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    She could "survive" just fine getting a menial job somewhere and working her way up, doing creative gigs on the side until it makes enough money to be full time. She just doesn't want to. I'm suddenly reminded of the absolute BS I'd hear from older generations about how these young kids today...
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    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Yeah it's definitely not universal, but my personal lolcow is astonishingly noisy when she eats even if (seriously... IF) her mouth is closed. It truly does sound like it's deliberate, but what else would you expect from attention whores? Any attention is good attention, I guess.
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    Your Favourite Amber pic/gif

    Imagine that coming at you for a drunken smooch. Bleah.
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    So... Save your money? If you're not hurting for cash and have a plan, just save that dough and deal with a temporary "soooooo terrible omg" living situation like an adult. It clearly hasn't been a priority ever before so why the rush? Why is it now so dire that you need to beg, harangue and...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    Hang on... Being clumsy enough to break stuff when you drop it on the floor repeatedly means you are magic? Hot damn!! My momma is gonna be so proud when I tell her I got powers! Fuck yeah!
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    The truth... - 09/13/19

    I wouldn't wish cancer on a stranger, but this shit is almost offensive. If Amber has no obligation to help, how the fuck is it appropriate to expect help from people who HATE her? And then ask that people not mention her when they hand over their hard-earned money? Bitch, that's the only...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    She put down a deposit when she can't even afford a single month? Amazing. She's even more fun to watch than I expected! I can't fucking wait to see how this turns out. :story:
  15. Birthday Dickpunch

    Dealing with the compromise

    Indeed. In my experience, many officers and lawyers are entitled pricks who apparently aren't familiar with all of the relevant laws concerning requests for private information. They have no problem threatening or otherwise intimidating people who block their requests, and unfortunately many...
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    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    I guess not enough people licked her ass in anticipation for her cooking, better go back to trawling for pity points.
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    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Be her friend?! Lol no. If I wanted to be her friend I'd gently sit her down and try to have a heart-to-heart about the serious problem(s) she very obviously struggles with. Also I strongly disagree that that's what she wants. She hates people, possibly more than they hate her. Bitch just wants...
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    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    HEY! It's my favorite expression from her! I did just realize it triggers a sympathetic response for me and makes me yawn, which is very funny. Does anyone else momentarily have trouble parsing thefatsextherapist's name? If I just glance at it I read it as "the fat sex the rapist" and it...
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    Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude

    Coming at this with literally no context but the above screenshot... I'd have to agree, and I'm not happy about it. Just.. what? Relieving you of your virginity? What? What's wrong with you? Who talks like that? :\
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    Postmortem Site compromised 10-Sep-2019

    "IM JILLING MYSELF AND IN GONNA FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME " ... sure. Yeah. Sounds like a fine plan to me. 🍻

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