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    StraySheep / Kayla Marie Waller / morinokunikara

    There's nothing quite like stumbling across the kayla thread after several years to find that absolutely nothing has even slightly changed.
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    Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump

    What?? You mean the wannabe rockstar who is openly a sexual degenerate turned out to possibly be some sort of sexual degenerate?? How could a forty-year-old man mentally stuck in his adolescence ever do something like this? C'mon now. This adult-ass man said he had his mind blown when someone...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    So she invented an entire headcanon just to avoid realising people make fun of her because she constantly does stupid shit? Then she made a little comic about how we can't get a reaction out of her, undermining the point of said comic through the creation of it. She certainly always finds new...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    > take over discord server only loosely associated with kf, containing but a handful of spergs, in which the vast majority of people in this thread have no investment > all you did was invade a spot full of some random kids who didn't want contact with you > hope kiwi farms accepts their defeat...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    How the actual fuck are these people convinced that yelling is a constructive thing folks do at each other in normal everyday life. If the people around you do not have the self control to express themselves in a way that does not involve screaming "ARE YOU A FUCKING CHILD" at each other, you...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    I enjoy the notion that when people lightly criticise glip's comic on her website she bitches and moans about them invading her "safe space", but glip invading other folks' "safe space" away from her is A-OK!
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    It's fine. This was inevitable and also is hilarious. If they want to that badly, they can always just make a new server without glip and that hilariously gullible idiot in it and not link it to KF. And this time I'll ask for an invitation so I can watch when shit goes down
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    I was going to lightly rag on Meowthkip for being mad on the internet but yikes, that is one hell of a power play. About every word that comes out of her is dripping with smug satisfaction and feigned ignorance. I don't know how anyone can stand to be around someone that thoroughly disingenuous.
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    This is just making me really sad I didn't ask for access to the discord earlier
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    This shit is tl;dr as hell but here is the entirety of one of the "scenes" where someone spills their guts about the horrific sexual degeneracy they've been up to and how awful it makes them feel. Glip responds like it's the most mundane thing in the world, tries to play pseudotherapist for a...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    It's so weird to me that anyone could think floraverse has acceptable (or even existent) writing
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    Nobody wants you dead you histrionic rètard. You're making a public spectacle of yourself and we're watching. What did you expect. I feel less bad for her than ever now that I've seen how she can berate her "friends." Most of the banter on here is less vicious in comparison. It reminded me of...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    Melanie appears to have been doing deliberately timed art requests on twitter in order to distract everyone from the shitshow that is the logs leaking. I find this hilarious because it's like the only time she's bothered to do something nice for her audience and it's to keep them ignorant of how...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    Nice mislead. I don't think anyone's upset over folks "talking about abuse." They might be upset that you're making a habit of making long, psychotic, repetitive, passive-aggressive comics portraying ex-members of your community as strawmen for you to beat up instead of dealing with anything...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    I hope I've done this correctly, but here's an example of the help, care and love you receive in the floraverse community. EDIT: There's also a "scene" where everyone just "puppypiles" goopy for like an hour about how she's too horny in chat that killed me, but I'm going to have to get it...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    Holy shit. If I'm reading this correctly, the "scenes" are apparently worse than I imagined. I thought that maybe it was going to be someone acting as a stand-in for the person you want to yell at, but what I'm reading is glip just straight up giving one of the community members a public...
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    I don't understand how her little asskissers can see her put out this shit and still not realise she's completely unhinged
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    Aren't we kind of giving lolcows what they want when they talk about them?

    Of course we're giving them what they want. It's sort of a mutualistic symbiosis. Kiwis are amused, lolcows get attention, everyone is pleased.
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    Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

    My favourite parts: - The part where they admitted to sheltering someone they thought was a rapist in their community for nearly a year, and not removing said rapist from the community even when it was actively abusing other members. - The part where they claim they totally have the chat logs...

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