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  1. Chan the Wizard

    Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

    It’s funny to imagine Bob Donald Duck-ing around the house. His pendulous old man balls swinging around.
  2. Chan the Wizard

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean

    They’re overly optimistic that twitter is going to do anything. Nothing he’s posting trips the algorithm, so most likely the cases are just immediately closed. If they aren’t, it will be months before a human reviews it and they are also unlikely to find anything that beaks their rules.
  3. Chan the Wizard

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean

    Zinnia is Hannibal. Tell me, Chelsea have the lolcows stopped screaming? I shoved it up my ass with a can of fava beans and a bottle of Chianti. Though it’s going to get confusing on who the great, big fat one is.
  4. Chan the Wizard

    Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw

    Are we sure he even got hired at Vox? He’s only listed as freelance on their site.
  5. Chan the Wizard

    Brian M Visaggio / Magdalene Visaggio / MagsVisaggs / SeatBeltBlue

    Which of the brides is supposed to be Brian? I assume he’s marrying another transbian?
  6. Chan the Wizard

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean

    Jake’s too needy and paranoid for anyone to want to be friends with him. He’s had internet friends attempt to befriend him in real life and he drove them away. He’s in a hell of his own making. But imagine putting up the noise making machine and how if you go a week without talking to him, he’s...
  7. Chan the Wizard

    Celebrity Lena Dunham

    You can’t leave Islam. Well you can but you become an apostate and should be put to death according to Islamic beliefs.
  8. Chan the Wizard

    Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv

    Normally I’d just respond with autism, but Zach is a narcissistic sociopath and openly admitting it like that is a weird flex. He’s not upset that Penny felt the need to flee, abandon her possessions, and cut off all contact, but that she dumped him and bruised his ego. He feels nothing for...
  9. Chan the Wizard

    Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw

    If he got a real job, it’s only a matter of time until he libels Jesse Singal again and they cut him loose.
  10. Chan the Wizard

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean

    I doubt Patreon will do anything. It’s a high bar for them to remove an account, as long as they’re getting their cut and it’s not illegal or a pr nightmare. It would be hilarious for Jake to lose his tugboat though.
  11. Chan the Wizard

    Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv

    Are there any developmental conditions that cause your eyes to look crooked and like they’re melting off your face? Are we sure the clown wasn’t his dad?
  12. Chan the Wizard

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean

    What kind of attic-dwelling NEET leaves a box of trash behind the couch? Also cool story confirming that you lived with your mom Violet Cassandra Ocean, it’s almost like you’re Jacob Lawrence Alley, who by sheer coincidence also lived with his mom.
  13. Chan the Wizard

    Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day

    Hard to get it up when you’re permanently flaccid.
  14. Chan the Wizard

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean

    I’d only do a live on camera interview with our dainty little flower.
  15. Chan the Wizard

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean

    Once again Jake’s lies fall apart once you question him if he’s been doxed or not. If he hasn’t been doxed, as Jake says he hasn’t, then he isn’t in any danger and the worst he experiences is being blocked or called out on twitter. If he has been doxed, then he’s still not in any danger as...