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  1. Sammy

    Only if I'm the top. And balls don't touch, that's the mostest homo.

    Only if I'm the top. And balls don't touch, that's the mostest homo.
  2. Sammy

    Welcome back!

    Welcome back!
  3. Sammy

    I want to thank you and the others who decided to powerlevel my gamerscore recently with all the...

    I want to thank you and the others who decided to powerlevel my gamerscore recently with all the likes. It actually makes me feel pretty good, no homo. Thanks fams.
  4. Sammy

    Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen

    This dude's going full Streisand Effect huh? Another internet guy I'd have never seen in the weird flow of information on this website. Now I know all about him because he decided to posture BIG MAN I'LL OWN YOU KIWI FARMS AND SUE YOU FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, I TREAT MY CHILDREN AS...
  5. Sammy

    THUG LIFE GET DAT CHEESE MOUSE LIFE GET DAT CHEDDAR THUG LIFE SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK MOUSE LIFE

    THUG LIFE GET DAT CHEESE MOUSE LIFE GET DAT CHEDDAR THUG LIFE SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK MOUSE LIFE
  6. Sammy

    مرحبا!

    مرحبا!
  7. Sammy

    Lewd

    Lewd
  8. Sammy

    Who painted that

    Who painted that
  9. Sammy

    Its adorbs. So much secondary motion, its... hypnotizing...

    Its adorbs. So much secondary motion, its... hypnotizing...
  10. Sammy

    Inactive Desmond Daniel Amofah / Etika / Etika World Network

    Didn't know this guy before this thread. At least it was quick for him (if he truly did land head first). Its unfortunate for his friends and family that he succeeded. I dunno, did this guy exhibit any lolcow behavior not tied to him catching the bus? From all accounts it sounds like he was an...
  11. Sammy

    What @emspex said. The Farms is not the place to be on a bad day. From a majority of the...

    What @emspex said. The Farms is not the place to be on a bad day. From a majority of the people here you won't get sympathy or empathy or whatever. You'll just get the kind of attention you don't really want. They smell blood in the water or you overshare accidentally and you'll have a worse...
  12. Sammy

    (:_(

    (:_(
  13. Sammy

    :(

    :(
  14. Sammy

    Theres one also in Sonic 2 But its not on a beach

    Theres one also in Sonic 2 But its not on a beach
  15. Sammy

    [IMG]

  16. Sammy

    Baby is already mad at me he gon be madder still I like Adam Ruins Everything I'm a normie thot

    Baby is already mad at me he gon be madder still I like Adam Ruins Everything I'm a normie thot
  17. Sammy

    Gay

    Gay
  18. Sammy

    Wasn't that like, a point ago? I'm surprised you're still on vacation

    Wasn't that like, a point ago? I'm surprised you're still on vacation
  19. Sammy

    Guilty as charged, Your Honor Goodboy.

    Guilty as charged, Your Honor Goodboy.
  20. Sammy

    Welcome to the Farms Friend! Also, @Prussian Blue

    Welcome to the Farms Friend! Also, @Prussian Blue

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