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  1. That Damned Tiger

    Furry Fandom and Drama General

    Funny thing about the Germans. Bestiality was legal, while Paragraph 175 made consensual gay sex illegal until 1994. Go figure.
  2. That Damned Tiger

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Sure. Why not? For $5000 a month, I would. It would be one more than he'll ever make.
  3. That Damned Tiger

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    That sound you hear in the distance. That's the sound of Aurora Spencer screeching in horror at the arrival of a more worthy opponent.
  4. That Damned Tiger

    Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod

    Inb4 he winds up going down the Chris Chan saga, and finally the Mumkey's Day of Retribution saga.
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    Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod

    If he does, it'd better have fursuits and Bad Dragon dildos. The man deserves it. CW - look up Bad Dragon if you dare.
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    Containment Random Chris Updates

    He's technically a woman the same way I might technically be an Olympic athlete just by going to the gym once a month. Nice to dream, but never truly going to become one completely.
  7. That Damned Tiger

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Especially interesting because it seems as if One Fur All's been around forever.
  8. That Damned Tiger

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    There's one that's nearly 8 years. Yikes.
  9. That Damned Tiger

    I wouldn't, no.

    I wouldn't, no.
  10. That Damned Tiger

    Furry Fandom and Drama General

    Only if he's allowed to have something in his cell with which he could wrap around his neck. Like a belt, which might be on the jail's list of banned items. Only if he's not placed in protective custody.
  11. That Damned Tiger

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Inb4 blaming Trump for "I have diabetes."
  12. That Damned Tiger

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Remove the soundproof foam, and he blends in perfectly with the background.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    It's official. He's totally whipped.
  14. That Damned Tiger

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Good old Aurora Spencer.
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    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    Or that time he rented that minivan. Also, James has managed to create content besides the Nerd, which I'll admit to watching because it's nice that he's doing other kinds of reviews in addition to that. Which begs the question 'Where did Doug go wrong?'
  16. That Damned Tiger

    Furry Fandom and Drama General

    Diet and simple exercise aren't that difficult. They just require the kind of discipline that furries hardly have. "But my doctor says I've got lots of testosterone" means nothing when you eat nothing but junk.
  17. That Damned Tiger

    Furry Fandom and Drama General

    And now it seems as if they're trying to get his Patreon deleted because of it.
  18. That Damned Tiger

    Majira Strawberry / Kyle Summers / @kyleisperfect

    Seems like the fandom has its priorities kind of skewed. They'll denounce Growly for being Growly, raise enough of a stink to make Majira cancel on H3H3 but remain quiet enough on little miss 'In Defense of Pedophilia'. Just saying. God furries can be total lolcows.
  19. That Damned Tiger

    Furry Fandom and Drama General

    2 bombing hard at the Comedy Store and the Improv in 2010 and not performing anyplace outside the fandom since should have been their biggest indicator.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Imagine Phil trying to drive his car up those $45 ramps, or even just using a jack to lift the car. With his luck, he'd either drive right off the lift, or accidentally let the jack go and have the car fall to the ground. Or, worse yet, he puts it anywhere other than a lift point, putting a...

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