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    Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas Roberts

    Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas Roberts Clara Sorrenti (pre-transition name Lucas Roberts) is a Canadian/(((Italian))) commie tranny twitch streamer who has gained notoriety on the internet for claiming to get twitch streamer Destiny banned for "transphobic" comments about trans...
  2. Shirō Ishii

    Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang

    Well Derich, you finally did it. You've achieved what few DSP fans have been able to achieve and that's being so autistic that you've made it to the Big Leagues here on the farms. I could give him a bio but Nigel did a great one already, so here it is...
  3. Pinball 2000

    Matthew Soltys / Nitro Rooski / Capital City Fur Con / Spark the Dalmatian / Fenris the Wolf / Cyder the Donkey / DJMSOL Entertainment

    Furries and drama go hand-in-hand. In a fandom that's so drama-prone, a minor incident can quickly be blown out of proportion, and a major crime can often be swept under the rug with furries shrugging it off as "drama". At times, it can be tough to determine who are the truly bad people, so I'm...
  4. Loona

    Sean Christian Daw-McGee / Tegan Fallon / Hazel / Christine Dawson / BVDGRRL / BVDGRRLXXX / Sparx Traxx / BADGRRL

    Reality vs. Photoshop Sean Christian Daw-McGee (d.o.b. January 1, 1996) is better known as Sparx, Tegan, Hazel, and BADGRRL. Sparx is a Twitter-addicted transgender furry, DJ, programmer, and drama whore. Sparx is probably most notorious on the internet at large for having a pedo roommate who...
  5. Spergenschütz

    Artcow Manny (Manolo) Corobo / Kiingcorobo / Stardustandgust-arts / Shitbin Motel / Brickoppy / Hickoppy / Malewifebranch

    Introduction Meet Manny (Manolo) Corobo/Person/Dejesus, a 20-year-old manchild who is a self-proclaimed artist that claims to be a Black-Dominican, Aromantic, Homosexual, Non-Binary, Transgender Man. They have an irascible hatred of Hazbin Hotel, VivziePop, PewDiePie and many other “problematic”...
  6. Lapis Lazuli

    Artcow Autumn Neville / Puppychan / pawpawchan48 / puppkittyfan1

    Autumn, or more commonly known as Puppychan, is a black, non-binary, autistic furry who initially became popular from posting artwork years back. Unfortunately for her, a handful of factors have lead to a decline in her art's quality, along with a noticeable change in behavior for the worse...
  7. Scarlett Johansson

    Horrorcow Ezra Miller

    Despite the unprecedented situation that the world has now found itself in, it seems that nothing can stop celebrities from doing crazy things. This time, it is Justice League and Fantastic Beasts star Ezra Miller who finds themselves at the center of a social media scandal. A video clip has...
  8. Jmz_33

    Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto

    Smugruko (real name "Lory,") is an Anime/Videogame "journalist" and self-proclaimed master troll. Smug first got her start by working for another notorious lolcow, Ian Miles Cheong, where she became affiliated with 'Hype Break' and became the owner of 'Escapezero,' which is just another...
  9. Nykytyne3

    User 'Nykytyne3' / Blinski / Joe Muchlinski rants about his own parents in random threads

    Please watch. Please download and re-upload wherever possible. I am begging you. This is not a joke, and I am not delusional. The gaslighting has gone on long enough and it needs to stop. https://youtu.be/RJ6GZEwJVd0 I got a call back: https://youtu.be/Tq9SusSbu-I
  10. damian

    Jennifer Lynn Hunt / ljmontello / Professional Contrarian / J.Lyn.Hunt / Illia Sadri / Little Lady in Tokyo / The Sensible Progressive

    Jennifer Lynn Hunt is a former anime convention staffer that garnered a degree of attention online in 2019 when she began speaking out against voice actor Vic Mignogna. She accused him of squeezing her rear end during a hug at an anime convention a decade earlier and of touching other young...
  11. Tipsy Tea Cup

    Emmett C. Plant / Emmett Initiative / @Emm_Initiative / & Neysha Plant / Neysha Perry / @NeyshaMeows

    Emmett C Plant / Emmett Initiative / @Emm_Initiative (From left to right: c. 2018, 12/14/2020, 05/21/2022) Emmett Plant is a Star Trek audio producer who is credited with co-producing such works as How to Speak Klingon...
  12. damian

    Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl

    Channel Awesome by @Sexy Times Hitler Before joining CA, Kaylyn started producing videos under the Marzgurl name in mid-2004. She had used the name before, including the Angelfire/Matrix nightmare that was The Real High School Life (archive), where she documented the going-ons at her school...
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    Whale Wars

  14. Gordon Cole

    TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights

    Not a troon, shockingly enough. Allison Pregler, f.k.a Obscurus Lupa is a former producer for Channel Awesome, as well as one of the more infamous members owing to her propensity for drama, controversy, vindictive behavior and self-righteousness. While many threads exist for various members...
  15. Autisimodo

    Harlan Moncrief / The Harlan Show / Harlan Reviews / Classy News / Lunatic Leonard / Leonard Church

    I would like to introduce Kiwi Farms to this lovely gentleman, Harlan Moncrief. Harlan, despite the getup, isn't a Nice Guy. Harlan has been doing Youtube for 5 years, but its hard to tell because he's had multiple channels banned for consistently lulzy behaviour, not to similar is his...
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    حلال StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility

    Username in question: @StarryGreenEyes95 - https://kiwifarms.net/members/starrygreeneyes95.30039/ As you may have noticed by now, this tranny likes to post in a lot of threads to basically say he is much better than all the troons featured on the farms, as showcased in his literal first post in...
  17. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Aubrey Ahna (nee Aubrey Winkie,) is a young woman with Munchausen's who protrays her life online as a virtual medical soap opera your mom watched in the 80s. She gets triggered when the doctors don't give her exactly what she wants, then goes on angry rants about them on Instagram Stories. Aubs...
  18. Hamplanet Fitness

    Gross Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / gender_noncompliant

    33-year-old Stephanie Cianfriglia has yet to figure out how not to humiliate herself in the decade-plus she's been on social media. Her best-known incident was when she cursed a Twitter user's womb to be barren, which earned her the nickname "womb wizard" across social media platforms. She's...
  19. RichardMongler

    Careercow Hash C. Borgir / Atir Javid / The Stoned Apes / Psychedelics Daily

    A certain imageboard has just discovered Colorado's village idiot. Try melding a 30-something South Asian Jaden Smith and Inmendham together and feed him a steady dose of DMT, and you'd have Hash C. Borgir (real name Atir Javid), owner of The Stoned Apes and Psychedelics Daily. His blog is host...
  20. Null

    حلال Neil Venegas / "Mix Master Ketchup" / @SpergMagnet / @TriggerNigger

    [CENTER] Yes, that is indeed someone bragging on their Twitter bio that they made a thread. When I saw this I had no clue of who the account holder was. I assumed it was just some sperg who was trying to get some personal popularity off their content, which is a bit gay but I'm not about to...