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  1. B

    DSP Reacts! [Current Attraction: May 14th DarkSydePhil DTRH]

    This thread is for discussion of the (soon to be) ongoing series “DSP Reacts!”, where Phil reacts to lolcow documentary content, starting on April 23 2022 with a reaction to the Down The Rabbit Hole video on WingsOfRedemption. Wings Stream part 1: Wings Stream part 2: Wings Response:
  2. actually

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: Main Thread #2

    Get a job, DSP. "If a simple summary is suffice enough, do not give DSP your money. DSP is a hateful, stupid, immoral liar, and any perception to the contrary is irrefutably wrong."
  3. Full Race Replay

    Orbiter Brandon Lee Cole / superblindman

    Brandon is one of DSP's biggest fans. He has been a paying subscriber on twitch from before Phil left twitch for youtube before Phil left youtube for twitch before Phil recently left twitch for youtube. Despite this, he is himself potential lolcow material due to his entitlement and propping...
  4. NynchLiggers

    Most ridiculously unfunny/annoying DSP moments?

    For me it was that moment in Danganronpa 2 playthrough where he sang a atrocious "comedy" song when a character with a guitar was introduced. I the video was probably deleted from Jewtube because in the same stream he says sexual shit Related video about the topic: https://youtu.be/Nvj1mgNPDSs
  5. Brandon Isn’t Who I Am

    Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body...

    From his most recent DMCA attack video, I noticed how thin his bicep is. He really gets NO exercise whatsoever aside from walking, which is a form of cardio.
  6. Shirō Ishii

    Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang

    Well Derich, you finally did it. You've achieved what few DSP fans have been able to achieve and that's being so autistic that you've made it to the Big Leagues here on the farms. I could give him a bio but Nigel did a great one already, so here it is...
  7. Wurstbrot

    ACKs the King #78, Sept. 26, 2019

    The guy who leaves his house once per week and has a severe lack of authentic opinions is ready to answer your questions about his suffering, money, taxes, bills, videogames, movies he has or hasn't watched, fast food and the same shit we've heard a million times before. Except he retcons his...
  8. BabygotACKACKACK

    Favorite Dsp lie/phrase/retcon?

    I know the pigroach is the creature of 10,000 lies, he loves to retcon everything from his birth to what he did 30 seconds ago. He also has quite the way of saying shit so exceptional you can’t wonder if he has a bit of the tism What’s your favorite lie(twitch loves me and my streams), favorite...
  9. thebonesauce

    [1-Nov-2018] Phil vs Tevin

    video: ------------------------ So for those somehow not in the know, I will try to briefly explain what has happened up to this point. Yesterday was Phil’s Halloween stream. The main attraction was Kat. The stream began and she was forced to sit, watch, and just read the chat. She had no...
  10. thebonesauce

    [19-10-2018] Superhacker group blackmailing DSP?

    (Credit to @RobVC3 for bringing this to our attention and archiving it as the original post was not long after removed) https://archive.fo/4pix0 So it would appear someone named theshadowbroker (initialed S.B.) posted the above thread to The King Of Hate forums. The gist of the post is that...
  11. Ol' Slag

    Could Phil get dropped from Curse?

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-youtube-mcn-purge-youtube-networks-drop-thousands-of-creators-as-youtube-policy-shifts.42420/ With MCN's basically being told by YT to remove certain content creators from their network, could this bode badly for Phil? Would Phil even care? What platform...
  12. neger psykolog

    Orbiter Nbuduisi "Jkid" Okeh / Jkid

    So one of the running jokes about DSP is that he not only attracts the most exceptional individuals on planet earth, but that also understanding these exceptional individuals themselves is akin to trying to understand the time cube (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube) As luck would have it...
  13. neger psykolog

    Twitch company changes & DSP

    In this thread we can discuss/follow Twitch as its own company (as well as the head company Amazon if its relevant). The kind of events that may at some point happen within Twitch and effect DSP would be: Dramatic staff/ownership changes Revenue split changes Copyright enforcement changes...
  14. Wurstbrot

    Are we really jealous of Phil's success?

    When I'm not masturbating I do some thought-things with my braini-brain. And sometimes it leads to a topic which cannot be not written down; call it some autistic behaviour. I'm sure my words won't lead to anything since it's common knowledge and discussed a million times. But I also won't like...
  15. neger psykolog

    Orbiter Mastaakumu / Krischner Wilson / Kris Wilson / Conservative Vanguard / Newwave Sons of Kojima Leader

    DSP really is the biggest autism magnet in recorded history. TLDR: some faggot decided to relaunch The Sons of Kojima and posted a huge autistic video with heavy voice changing and a bunch of dumb shit: http://archive.fo/Vnauz Transcript of video that they provided in a comment...
  16. neger psykolog

    Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

    This is the thread where you can post the culinary expeditions of Phil & Kat and critique them for not being true & authentic enough (similar in fashion to the Jack Scalfani thread) No detail is too small, so make sure to talk at length about authenticity, technique and general presentation...
  17. neger psykolog

    True & Authentic life advice for Kat

    There are a significant number of posts in the DSP megathread about "life advice" for Kat, so I've created this thread is in the same vein as the DSP "real criticism" thread This means that only serious posts/suggestions for Kat should be posted here. As its largely unknown what Kat is like...
  18. Monday Michiru

    What DSP moment(s) made you realize Phil is totally irredeemable?

    The Leanna hospital tell-all or the recent dox harvest probably came to mind for a lot of you. But jog your noggin to look for additional examples. Optimists welcome. My honest conclusion is that Phil is pathological. Unable to truly change. His life will be nonstop "hate" from everywhere he...
  19. Feline Darkmage

    Orbiter Ra'Shon Sanders / Crossing Eden / Eden's Cross / AlchemistFromEden / UmbranAlchemist

    Encyclopedia Dramatica states: Eden on the subject of Metal Gear Solid character, named Quiet + Sucking the dick of other shitty GAF poster, Lime Dox Courtesy of @Ride in the NeoGAF thread Name: Ra'Shon Sanders DOB: January 19th, 1994 Location: Philadelphia, PA Education: University of the...
  20. I'mPushingButtons

    Best of This is How You Don't Play's

    When it comes to DSP lore and TIHYDP's I am a filthy casual. What are some of the best videos to watch, what are the funniest moments and why should I spend time watching a fat man with a bad goatee play games poorly?