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  1. Null

    Richard C. Kyanka v. Ashley K. Martin (2020)

    Richard Kyanka is better known as Lowtax, the administrator of Something Awful. This is a divorce case between him and his second wife, Ashley Martin, better known as "Maplewife" as she is his second immigrant spouse, this time from Canada. In December 13th, 2019 he filed for a divorce. By...
  2. Holdek

    Furry Fandom and Drama General

    ANIMAL CONTROL UPDATE: This thread is a general about the Furry community and all the drama revolving around it. The original OP does not include a lot so it will be a work in progress to update with major happenings and drama. If you would like to contribute something to the OP PM @CIA Nigger...
  3. TheImportantFart

    hbomberguy / Harry "Harris" Brewis / Slazenger Rapemachine Whiteshaf

    HARRY BREWIS HAS BEEN OUTED AS A CREEP AND AN APOLOGIST FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT See here for details This guy's been brought up a few times in the Let's Players originating from Something Awful thread and a couple of other places. Some people suggested giving him a thread, but I was initially...
  4. Michel

    Hello Something Awful

    First of all, I would just like to specify that this is not my account, this was loaned to me to make this post. I understand that account sharing is against the rules, but hopefully, considering the circumstances, an exception will be made. I will not be using this account for long. Lowtax is...
  5. John Furrman

    Official Compulsory Goon Registry

    This is the official Goon Registry of the Kiwi Farms. Mercy will be shown to all goons are to voluntarily identify themselves as goons. Outing known goons is a service to your forum. :semperfidelis: This post will be updated as Goons expose themselves or are shamefully exposed. I'll go first...
  6. Null

    The Tl;DR Crash Course for Goons with a Text-Wall Fetish

    Kiwi Farms is about having fun on the Internet at the expense of others. We have very few hard rules. What guidelines we post are for keeping the site readable and interesting when things start moving quickly. We are in United States jurisdiction. You are liable for your posts. I will comply...
  7. OwO What's This?

    we gbs now

    A primer to all of the new SA Refugees.... Keep your cocks to yourself, or just PM them to @Dynastia and @entropyseekswork That said... Welcome to the farms, I'm glad you've come to the better place! The farms is its own special beast, and it's somewhere that I'd been lurking at for a few...
  8. OwO What's This?

    Something Awful Troons

    @Null decided this deserved its own thread, so without further ado... Beyond the mystical paywall lies a subforum from which no autism can escape. Within the heart of 'BYOB' you will find the Cool Crew Chat Central, home to some of the looniest troons you will ever see. Welcome to the Something...
  9. AnOminous

    Bradley D. Mosbacher / Katja Galiana Löwin

    This buffoon surfaced recently in the Greta thread after posting this Facebook post: It turns out this person was the first adulterous fling of Elizabeth Waite. This adultery led to the breakup of Waite's marriage, which Waite herself directly credited for causing her suicide. Despite...
  10. BlueChan

    Let's Players originating from Something Awful

    There was some interest in this thread in the discussion about the site as a whole, so here we are. (And yes, many of these are related to Retsupurae.) Lolcows: Not quite/inactive lolcow(s): Not really SA-related but holy shit: Misc. To sum everything up,
  11. InLivingTuna

    Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

    IMPORTANT: Shmorky has been exposed as a legitimate pedophile. He was in a relationship with @carefully who was 16 at the time. The full chatlogs can be found here, and highlights are here. Upon the release of these chatlogs, Shmorky had a mental breakdown on Twitter and is now presumed to be in...
  12. Tempest

    Infected Brian "Pleasureman" Uecker's My Posting Career & Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    My Posting Career is a Spinoff of Something Awful which is a racist message board full of Alt-Right types, MRAs, and other types like that. It's founded and operated by Pleasureman, who after getting in a fight with some other racist board started his own board...
  13. chimpburgers

    Will Noble / Sarah Noble / sarahlicity / Sceptre / TinTower

    I am surprised there was no thread for this cow yet. This is one of those cows that uses their same username everywhere that they go, so it's really easy to find all of their accounts and see where they have done their sperging. They even already have an ED page ready to go, so a lot of what I'm...
  14. Internet War Criminal

    Richard "Terra" Jones / Fire / Buffalo Bill / Lightning Princess / Leslie Eclaire / Stilanas

    @Smutley made the original KF thread in the ADF subforum but this particular rabbit gloryhole goes back far deeper, back to 2002 when he registered an account under the name Fire on the Something Awful forums. He was wildly mocked there for his extremist tendencies and love of underage anime...
  15. José Mourinho

    Inactive Sarah Nyberg / @srhbutts / Sarah Butts / Nicholas Nyberg

    Note: This is a thread about Sarah Butts. For his insane white knights, check the thread here. [02:44] <Sarah> most people that look at lolicon aren’t pedophiles. Surprised that he hasn't had a thread here, so let's get moving on this infamous dogfucker! :julay: Pretty much anyone who...
  16. Smutley

    Leslie Eclaire / Richard Jones

    Richard Jones "Leslie Eclaire" Disgraced Substitute Teacher 31 years of age Transgendered Many Kiwi's know Leslie Eclaire as one of Phil's more visible asspatters, regularly showing up to offer praise for whatever racist, transphobic, bigoted, or genocidal thing he may spout off on Facebook...
  17. *Asterisk*

    Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends

    This thread started life merely about Something Awful splinter site Something Sensitive, but things related to Something Awful have become so disastrous that I've decided to change the thread title and the topics covered within. From now on, this thread shall be the place for Something's Awful...
  18. XYZpdq

    Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends

    UPDATE 8/21/2018 (amended 9/8/19) This OP is a continuous WIP put together by @Gook Choy and @Feline Darkmage collecting the info scattered throughout this 280 page & counting monster of a thread. More caps/info coming soon to the OP, the previous OP under a spoiler for posterity reasons...

    Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

    NEW MODERATOR EDIT: Go here for a much better OP and an exemplary overview of Lowtax as a whole by user @Spunt. Below is the original OP, last edited multiple years ago. MODERATOR EDIT: @Lowtax has graced us with his presence, answering questions about SA, Shmorky and himself in general. I've...
  20. homerbeoulve