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Interests 1/6 - Chris at MAGfest

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by KangarooMouse, Jan 6, 2018.

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  1. It's funny that after years of people making fun of Chris that's the one thing he's made some effort to improve. I don't think we've heard any recent stories of him blatantly farting in public while making sighs of relief either so.. baby steps.
     
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  2. I dunno, he's tried to improve in a few aspects, his efforts are just autistic as fuck. He acknowledged his gender issues and tried to solve it, he just did it by putting soy sauce on his McDonalds, listening to binaural beats and slathering oestrogel on his body. Shite effort, but he tried. He's also had a fair go at getting out and socialising for someone whose Google search returns a list of every time he's ever shit himself. The Patreon commission stuff was/is his effort in escaping the Financhu Crisis, even if it's half-arsed.

    I realise I'm digging a crater and setting the bar at the very bottom of it, but still.
     
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  3. According to the hambeast, He farted in public at Bronycon.

    But yeah, it seems he is being very self-conscious about his smell now, so I am not surprised he smells ok now.
     
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  4. By all indications, he's really, really nailing the "almost a functional person" thing at the moment, so it's not terribly surprising that he also smells fine. Bronycon Chris probably stunk to high heaven.
     
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  5. Like everyone on this thread its really good to see Chris happy and embracing his fandom in someway.
     
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  6. So how soon do we expect Pristine Christine to go back to crashing and burning?
     
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  7. Probably we'll see a return to the bland Trans-pony with Holocaust References comic soon.
     
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  8. Whether or not he does something stupid to his body, shows it off, or creep out some other YouTube conglomerate.
     
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  9. Lol, that tubby neckbeard doesn't look like he smells too fresh himself. And notice that the girl is looking dead away from the camera and Chris and appears to be pretty pissed off by the whole situation.
     
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  10. All I see are three autistic men in that photograph. This situation is getting a bit ridiculous, like the Megan situation, Chris will never live down the rotten watermelons, hoard, and dirty crapped briefs.
     
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  11. Can't wait for it.
     
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  12. Of course you love Holocaust references, you engineered that shit, yo.
     
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  13. I did not want to do it... the cool boys told me to do it...
     
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  14. Man, went to MAGFest with @Marvin and a bunch of PVCC people years ago. Never would I imagine Chris would show up. Might go there again sometime, I hear they have a good D&D setup there now.
     
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  15. He might hate his penis but he was real fucking quick to use it during the lesbian sex moves video.
     
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  16. Yeah, I don't believe that. Only pseudo intellectuals watch pornography for entertainment, MEN watch it to rub one out. Or rub one crookedly in Chris' case.

    He probably let several out, except they were probably drowned out by con-folk yelling "Christine, you go girl" or "SONICHU"!
    It would have been really cool if Chris had let out a big wet one after being hoisted up by his prince charming, Spinalpalm
     
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  17. Ever been in a hoarders house? The stink gets everywhere and seeps into their clothes, unless he showered at the hotel and got changed into clothes he had purchased that day I guarantee he stank, those at the convention saying he did not stink are revealing their own shitty hygiene.
     
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  18. Umm, I'm pretty sure that ... person ... looking away from the camera isn't a girl, dude.
     
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  19. I'm still at a loss to understand how this is content though. Sure, Chris is enjoying himself, and that's good....but this is nothing compared to seeing Chris do a cartwheel in nothing but Barb's underwear.
     
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  20. Perfect example being that Avalon chick (the fat one who was borderline in all of Chris picture he took from bronycon). If not then this may jog your mind. She was over enthusiastic of meeting Chris in person, going as far as to call him her hero. She came to farms, noticed we were talking about her, then attempted damage control by saying she had unreleased dirt on Chris, then attempted to hold the thread hostage because we were saying mean thing about/to her. When she finally did release said dirt, it was that Chris enjoyed passing gas at the convention or some exceptional shit like that. Needless to say, she became a inadvertantly laughing stock here and left. I honestly hoped that by her doing that, she would end up with her own thread here.
     
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