11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update

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Juan But Not Forgotten

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Snyder and Bell got Bob's pension. Debt repayment became a part of the same escapist fantasy world Chris created to act out power fantasies and pave over personal trauma. Even if Chris is too dumb to see it, there was backlash.
Yes, but the problem is it wasn't some genius keikaku by Snyder and Bell, it was just a lack of foresight from Barb. Snyder didn't want to sue them to hell, he even asked for lighter sentence, so if they just asked forgiveness, pleaded guilty and promised to stay away from him as far as possible, they would've got the same result, but with Bob's money intact. So it's not like court system took it away, it was all their fault.
 

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His life was already a lot like jail. He had no job, all of his needs were taken care of by others, and his social isolation was almost complete. Chris might actually feel that losing his freedom was a good thing, because it took away his ability to improve his life (beyond physical and mental fitness, I suppose, but I doubt Chris is going to be doing prison workouts and going to therapy voluntarily) and thus removed any pressure to perform or take responsibility. He doesn't even need to make excuses anymore.
I’m surprised this surprised anyone. And should he go to prison it could be more of the same as he remains in a protected status, content to waddle around, buy crap food from the commissary, and daydream away the rest of his life.
 

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i think chris's crime is at least 1st degree manslaughter tier.

In terms of impact, nobody died because of Chris. While the US for some weird reason treats what people do with their genitals as more serious than people literally dying, the silver lining for Chris is that he's not charged with rape, just incest. But yeah you're right, it puts it in the same class, legally (Class 5 Felony wobbler) as killing someone while DUI.

Perhaps, especially if there are other felony charges charges (rape, grand theft, elder abuse et al) that we don't know of yet. In some podunk county like Greene they deal with DUIs and domestic violence more than anything with drug busts being a distant 3rd mostly. A serious crime occurs every 1 day 3 hours (on average) in Greene County with less than 1 murder per year (per stats), so this is one of the more serious crimes they've had this year.

Yes they don't have many murders, but murder takes a lot of time and effort to prosecute. They actually just got done with a murder trial in October, and another case is ongoing (Robert Lee Webster and his accessories). Greene County is tiny and does not have a lot of resources. The entire staff of the Commonwealth Attorney's office is Consolvo and his secretary. Every single case prosecuted in the county bigger than a traffic ticket he has to do himself. He thus has to be very careful which cases he decides to make harsh plea offers on (thus potentially triggering a trial).

Chris' incest charge is complicated enough to prove. Proving rape would make the case immensely more complex if Barb is not cooperating. Thus it's in Consolvo's best interests to put a little time and care into how he deals with Chris, because a little time working out a plea deal that's best for everyone saves many weeks of work spent on a trial.

By virtue of being a small county they'll pay more attention to Chris' case vs. trying to rush him through a busy urban court, but by the same virtue of being a small county, they have to be careful with how they spend their time.
 

Phalanges Mycologist

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Subway is the food of sex offenders after all.

I've always thought of it as Pocket money food, not expansive and not great but it fills a hole but now that you say it the 3 closet ones to me are near schools like across the street or next to the bus stops near the streat they are next too.... and the guys working there always seem a little suspect.
 

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I've always thought of it as Pocket money food, not expansive and not great but it fills a hole but now that you say it the 3 closet ones to me are near schools like across the street or next to the bus stops near the streat they are next too.... and the guys working there always seem a little suspect.

The food is suspect too. Subway expanded by making it incredibly cheap and easy to buy into the franchise, with little oversight. While there are some decent locations, a lot of them just ride on brand recognition and push absolute garbage that would put a local independent deli out of business if they offered the same product.

But Subway's marketing budget *HAS* pushed local delis with superior product at comparable prices out of business.
 

Tikbalang

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In terms of impact, nobody died because of Chris. While the US for some weird reason treats what people do with their genitals as more serious than people literally dying, the silver lining for Chris is that he's not charged with rape, just incest. But yeah you're right, it puts it in the same class, legally (Class 5 Felony wobbler) as killing someone while DUI.
Probably throughout history, inbred babies are so common that the doctors forced the politicians to implement harsher punishment on incest.
By virtue of being a small county they'll pay more attention to Chris' case vs. trying to rush him through a busy urban court, but by the same virtue of being a small county, they have to be careful with how they spend their time.
I don't know if Chris being famous is a good thing or bad thing, probably for now. In the future, he'll be the modern cautionary tale figure to warn kids about everything.
 

Michael Janke

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it could be more of the same as he remains in a protected status,
i think the only way chris feels any restitution is if he ends up in gen pop
maybe if he doesnt get charged with rape it'll happen when he goes to prison, since he wont be delegated to the rape/pedo wing,
Probably throughout history, inbred babies are so common that the doctors forced the politicians to implement harsher punishment on incest.
its not as strict as you might think. in fact, the south thats stereotyped as being incestual actually has stricter laws on incest than the north. oddly enough.
 
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Ophelia

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i think the only way chris feels any restitution is if he ends up in gen pop
maybe if he doesnt get charged with rape it'll happen when he goes to prison, since he wont be delegated to the rape/pedo wing,
Maybe he’ll be in the special autistic trans wing.
 

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This is some thing I've mulled over. The neo nazi shit if he hits prison could possibly draw him in. He's naive, and fairly racist, and he'd probably adjust out of 'I'm Jesus!' to their views given enough exposure. He only believes the shit he does because people encouraged it in some way. Lack of other material? Become a nazi. It would be a pretty sad saga, but interesting at the same time.

He's racist in only the most leftist of standards, sure he used nigger once but that's about it and that was the Classic Era. and he said it to piss off surfshack tito as like an insult to intimidate. The idea that Chris would fit in with Nazis even back then let alone now is absurd on its face. The idea that Nazis would want anything to do with Chris is absurd as well. Plus he believes he's Jewish now.

According to Chris himself, he "hates frickin Nazis." Of course I don't believe him when he says it; Chris has a beginners knowledge of WW2 anyway.

Why not Hogar? Hell I've seen you post about Chris as much as I do on here. I think he does, I think Chris is like the perfect platonic version of the Liberal Capitalist. Sure when he talked about his Presidential term he would do some really sweeping socialist stuff, but I think that's because he has no idea how money works. His personal life is pretty consumer heavy and international as well as really loving the freedom to do whatever he wants and not in a stay off my lawn kind of way either.

Nazis, Communists, Socialists, Libertarians, Propertarians, etc. Don't have a claim to Chris Chan. He's definitely a Democrat, though probably more of a "I vote for the Center-Left candidate so I can have more of the same" than any real advocate for change like a Bernie-Bro would be.

Evidence against there being a vengeful God:

Chris isn't getting struck by lightning for blasphemy.

His cult status hasn't hit a real level yet. I think being plagued by nightmares of Hellish scenes and hellish blobs while being "given over" to his lusts to the point of being punished IRL counts in my book.

Probably throughout history, inbred babies are so common that the doctors forced the politicians to implement harsher punishment on incest.

I think laws against incest go back thousands of years and span almost every culture. It's one of those things society finds naturally abhorrent and probably stays on the books for that reason. I imagine it's one of those things that didn't go into maybe legal effect in the U.S. until it happened and people were like "shit we need incest laws in our state too what the hell!"

History is interesting that way, where half the country believes things are going great and the other half believes it's going to Hell in a handbasket. If you read some stuff from the late 1800s and early 1900s you had people who truly believed that men turned into soyboys and that the last real men were the surviving cowboys of the American West (even in Europe!).
 
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Phalanges Mycologist

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The food is suspect too. Subway expanded by making it incredibly cheap and easy to buy into the franchise, with little oversight. While there are some decent locations, a lot of them just ride on brand recognition and push absolute garbage that would put a local independent deli out of business if they offered the same product.

But Subway's marketing budget *HAS* pushed local delis with superior product at comparable prices out of business.

Here in the UK they are half franchise and half corporate, the franchise thing has never really taken off in the UK.
Back in the 90's McDonnalds worked out that they had more restaurants of there own than franchise operations especially in high footfall areas an bought most of them out to the point there is only a few that are not corp owned knocking about, they exost anmd the option is there but they are not as common as the US.
 

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