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15 Totally Normal Sex Fantasies You’re Not Weird for Having

Discussion in 'Articles & Happenings' started by CatParty, Feb 12, 2018.

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  1. Republicans
     
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  2. I thought the whole reason they liked it was because it was humiliating? Isn't it a masochistic thing?
     
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    Your Weird Fetish

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  3. Pretty sure this isn't healthy and is actually way more damaging. Especially when you're in a relationship.
     
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    Baldur's Gait

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  4. No one actually thinks about these things. Who are they kidding?
     
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  5. What a boring list.
     
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  6. You know quite honestly I'm still baffled at why exactly the media is trying to push the whole cucking thing into mainstream acceptance. What's the fucking endgame?
     
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    vertexwindi

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  7. I know I'm late to join in, but apparently fantasising about your celebrity crush shagging you is "disrespectful" to said celebrity though.
     
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    LagoonaBlue

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  8. Why is spanking mixed with cuckholding
     
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  9. Pervert
     
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  10. I have no idea what they get out of it, but it's pretty clear they don't like being laughed at on the internet.
     
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  11. Given that 65% of this list is cuckolding it seems like the intent was to write an article defending cucks but they didn't want to be laughed at like CNN so they tacked on exhibitionism and vacation sex on the end.

    Lolcucks.
     
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    Ruin

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  12. Cucks are the only mild surprise on that list. Reminds me of the morning radio stories about how people were discovering "kinks" after 50 Shades of Grey was big in theaters and all I could think of was how tame that all was to the clownfucking, vacuum-sealing women and vore/inflation art that's rife on DeviantArt.
     
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  13. they're cucks themselves
     
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  14. Having to respect someone to want to knock boots with them has never, since the dawn of time, been a requirement. :powerlevel: Although, I guess I respect Gal Gadot for being able to star in big-budget blockbusters despite being less intelligible than Tommy Wiseau. Can I fantasize about her now?
     
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    #74 The Shadow, Feb 13, 2018
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  15. How long do you guys think it will take before cucks start lobbying for protected legal status and if you laugh at them it's a hate crime? My guess is the end of the year.
     
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    Ruin

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  16. I'm trying to think of a word, just give us a sec to remember it...

    Got it. The word I. I'm thinking of is vanilla.
     
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  17. They already did that, remember?
     
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  18. Strange how this is all very vanilla stuff. No wonder older people are shocked by something like 50 shades of grey.

    It's becoming normal very quickly.
     
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    Apoth42

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  19. Yeah if you look at the front pages of porn sites and online news articles you might get that impression but the average person still isn't that much into letting their significant other get fucked by a third party.

    It's like saying the recent trend of incest-themed porn meaning that sons all over the world will finally stop denying their attractions to their mothers and conquer them like Oedipus.
     
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    vertexwindi

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  20. The further the list went the easier it was to tell exactly where it was going. Do you ever wonder how many of articles like these are projection?
     
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