2018-07-25 Does DSP Have a New Car? -

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Darksydepickle

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This is a tough one. Car discovered right as DSP claims to be in dire straights. I don't know what to think.
Remember that DSP loves to twist the truth. From what DSP has proven time and time again, he is more likely to, as he'd say, 'take a grain of truth' and twist it into something different than outright lie.

So him being in 'dire straights' could be easily be 'I'm losing Youtube Sheckels, no longer gonna hit 10k per month, my life is gonna be a disaster if I only make 8k a month'. Add to that the fact that DSP knows that his 'emergencies' have been charitable(he loves to remark how people have supported him in times of need), he knows that if he has something bad is happening to him, he can milk his fans for $$$.
 
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Adamska

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Nice to see Phil is again too stupid, too used to lying, and desperate for drama to get his Pigcult to throw money at him to just be direct and tell the truth. His natural weaseliness probably turned off a less devoted Pigcult member or two who thought he threw money into a car.

Just like the escort. I legit don't get how you can be so incompetent at managing a reputation.
 

DonaldChump

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Skipped the cheer asking what car he bought too. Huge slip up. He's trying to bowl past it reading ANYTHING else in chat.
So if the car isnt there and people are saying it was just the Subaru the ex has, and it's only there insofar as her name is on some of the documents, then what was the OP saying about him saying he bought a new car or did the OP mishear?

Also those photos are taken in winter, why is he showing old photos? I get that it doesnt really matter but.
 

no fucker

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So if the car isnt there and people are saying it was just the Subaru the ex has, and it's only there insofar as her name is on some of the documents, then what was the OP saying about him saying he bought a new car or did the OP mishear?
That’s what I’m wondering. How long ago did he get the Corolla, could he have been referring to that? Maybe he hasn’t picked the new car up yet and that’s why he’s taking time off this week for unexplained “personal stuff”?
 

BoomerPhil

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lol, Phil bought her a fucking WRX. Just looking up how much a 2017 Subaru WRX goes for (basic version, that means Not STI) is in Renton, Washington
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averages between 25k to 35k. For people who aren't into Tuner culture let me give you a walkthrough on how badass a WRX is. This car and the Civic Type-R are the biggest must-have cars in the tuner world. Ran the tracks of group B rally racing for decades. Between The Lancer Evo and the WRX AWD was/is the KING of the drift. What I am saying is, Phil will NEVER EVER use a vehicle like this for what its intended for. Maybe Kat has a taste for cars though, as I cannot see DSP knowing dick about cars to suggest Subaru WRX as a go-to car.

Alittle :offtopic: here:
If anyone wants to know EXACTLY what DSP bought for his Horse, I suggest this video to get up-to-speed
 

Freshtodeath

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We can at least confirm he didn't buy her a suburu. So she either has it at the gout mansion or her ex has it. DSP must have been so confused lmao
 

Prince Lotor

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So if the car isnt there and people are saying it was just the Subaru the ex has, and it's only there insofar as her name is on some of the documents, then what was the OP saying about him saying he bought a new car or did the OP mishear?

Also those photos are taken in winter, why is he showing old photos? I get that it doesnt really matter but.
The original quote from Dave's IRL Phone livestrem was Dave saying he couldn't do a house tour because there is 'personal stuff' lying around that he doesn't want people to see, so he wasn't prepared for that, whatever the fuck that means. A minute of two later he was listing off shit he's thankful/grateful for and said 'I have a new car. . .' he was referring to his 2017 Toyota Corolla, but this was enough to get people looking.

He probably REE'd so hard at the Subaru WRX find because it belonged to Kat's ex, which is also why he refused to give any details and just spurged the fuck out.
 
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