2019-06-21 - Scott Ford / MoistEagleVent: Escalation of DMCA Complaint

[AprilRains]

something something don't try to fuck a kiwi

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Tell him you'll remove the posts in return for kiwi focused porn.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Never heard of an Eagle Fucker before. I guess anyone can fuck anything on the internet these days.

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

Congratulations, Scott, you went from a person the majority of the forum probably had absolutely zero clue existed to a person everyone who hops on the front page of the website in the next few days hears about.
Keep sending takedown requests and at this rate you'll get a free internet controversy starring some thirsty for drama YouTubers and maybe a judge slapping you with a fine or whatever the fuck is the punishment for trying to, or possibly managing to, diddle a fucking bird, let alone a bald eagle!

 

[mindlessobserver]

Congratulations, Scott, you went from a person the majority of the forum probably had absolutely zero clue existed to a person everyone who hops on the front page of the website in the next few days hears about.
Keep sending takedown requests and at this rate you'll get a free internet controversy starring some thirsty for drama YouTubers and maybe a judge slapping you with a fine or whatever the fuck is the punishment for trying to, or possibly managing to, diddle a fucking bird, let alone a bald eagle!

Headlining the daily wire. "Man arrested for animal cruelty after filmed sodomizing a bald eagle".

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

If being an American doesn't afford you the right to fuck a bald eagle, what's the point?

 

[TL 532]

If this faggot can do 5 pull ups in a row, then I say we take it down.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What the fuck did I just read and why did it make me want to die? Why did I then out of the worst sort of curiosity google this shit?!
Seriously, fuckin' furries, man. The anthro vixen bitches I can understand, but eagles... EAGLES! Not even anthro eagles, either. Like, regular eagles.
The level of bullying and mockery this man deserves does not currently exist upon this Earth.

 

[farts_meller]

At least he's not a chicken fucker?

 

[HG 400]

The anthro vixen bitches I can understand

Faggot.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Faggot.

Is this your method of flirting? Because it's working, take me!

 

[Sophisticated Simpleton]

If this faggot can do 5 pull ups in a row, then I say we take it down.

I almost want to send that to him and say Kiwi farms is serious about that; The "Moist Eagle" Challenge will be remembered by Millennial's for months to come.

 

[mr.moon1488]

If being an American doesn't afford you the right to fuck a bald eagle, what's the point?

I'll fuck a bird, and use the down as a cum cloth whenever I want! You hear me fag8t?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This is like when a parent tells their kid "I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE SO YOU'D BETTER KNOCK IT OFF" and then goes "ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! TWO... AND THREE QUARTERS!" because the kid ain't listening and the parent has no idea what to do.

I honestly doubt he could even get this to court. Tort law in general requires the plaintiff to prove damages, and since his content was not monetized, nor was the person whom posted it attempting to monetize it, the complaint pretty much falls flat on those grounds alone.

He would have to register his copyrights (wouldn't that be a fun one for the copyright office) if he wanted to go court anyway. If someone then were to violate (i.e. without fair use) his registered copyright he could, hypothetically, get a judgement off statutory grounds without proving damages. Imagine going into a federal courthouse for a public trial over someone posting your disgusting eagle porn... and then being lectured about fair use.

edit: clarification

 

[mr.moon1488]

Ex postfacto. I.E. he can go shove it up his aquila foraminis, while he explains to the judge why aquilia porn is Aok. (excusatione, Ego potus)

 

[Ghostse]

He would have to register his copyrights (wouldn't that be a fun one for the copyright office) if he wanted to go court anyway. If someone then were to violate (no fair use) his registered copyright he could, hypothetically, get a judgement off statutory grounds without proving damages. Imagine going into a federal courthouse for a public trial over someone posting your disgusting eagle porn... and then being lectured about fair use.

The verdict comes back guilty. To settle damages, Null is forced to develop a fursona for Eagle Fucker to steal.

 

[shasetoma.]

This is the first time I've seen someone call an orfice of any kind a "vent." It's on the same level of horror as people referring to a vagina as a "cunny."

 

[Null]

This is the first time I've seen someone call an orfice of any kind a "vent." It's on the same level of horror as people referring to a vagina as a "cunny."

It's the outer opening of the cloaca. I know this because someone found some weird anatomical smut shit he wrote for FurAffinity.

His OP is new and got furbished.

Dr. Scott Ford / MoistEagleVent / M. E. Vehnt / haliaeetus / Aetus

Dr. Scott Ford has attempted to remove this information twice using a DMCA takedown notice. Notice 1, Notice 2. In doing so, he has painstakingly assembled "Ownership Proof", showing that he is, without a doubt, the author of all the materials within. Every page of Ownership Proof.pdf is...

kiwifarms.net

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

'One American, with honor with pride
And a burning desire to fly fuckin’ high'

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[The Reaper]

If being an American doesn't afford you the right to fuck a bald eagle, what's the point?

I always thought “Freedom isn’t free” was just the polite, everyday stand-in for “Freedom isn’t fucking eagles.”