2020-07-08 - Nicholas Perry / Nikocado Avocado / OnlyFans can go fuck themselves

[Luggers]

Nikocado makes 1 man 1 jar seem like something a therapist would use to calm someone down.

It really is quite jarring isn't it?

 

[Mr. Bung]

Simple. He takes so much dick into his anus on a daily basis, and then passes such massive stools on a daily basis due to what he eats, that the only possible response for his poor abused sphincter is to rupture at the top and bottom, leaving the middle of the rectal passage to take up the strain of further penis in anus activity.

in brevity: he's taken so much dick in the ass his rectum has deformed like a blown out tire 's 0-ring.

That's what I was thinking, it's basically the butthole version of "throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

 

[Niggaplease]

really his anus isn't copyright worthy it looks like an anus I've seen out of a medical text book.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

really his anus isn't copyright worthy it looks like an anus I've seen out of a medical text book.

What 'medical textbooks' have you been reading?

 

[Niggaplease]

What 'medical textbooks' have you been reading?

one showed a pre prolasped anus.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Null's juridical knowledge is like bullying the tard until he flips out and throws a couch. I fear for whoever may end up the receiving party of that many 'anuses' in an otherwise formal letter.

 

[Shibaru]

first he shaves his hair all over a tabletop grill with eggs and ramen on it, then he cries over KFC and now he's filing a DMCA over his wide open anus?

truly shows how mukbanging on youtube can ruin a man.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Simple, he is the final boss of manwhores.

Have you forgotten a man named Trent?

 

[Melkor]

Fucking lol
Kinda feel bad that this dude got hired to take part in a wild goose chase, but what can you do?

 

[HeyItsHarveyMacClout]

Imagine the taste.

I’m already drinking low quality black coffee rn I don’t need that image

 

[Niggaplease]

Have you forgotten a man named Trent?

can anyone explain to me why trents anus is a thing?

 

[Chad Nasty]

Always love this shit. "Are you the owner of pictures of Nicholas Perry's anus, which he took himself?"

 

[Cowboy Christ]

I'm picturing him actually pulling down his pants and showing, with a printed picture next to him, his lawyer or whatever that it is the same asshole and that it is in fact attached to him.

 

[Local Fed]

It's more of a ...

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Well, that's ruined Christmas. 5 months to forget that image.

Oh you cunt. Don't ruin these for me. God damn you.

 

[A Owl]

Oh you cunt. Don't ruin these for me. God damn you.

A problem shared is a problem... split into many segments. Sorry my dude.

 

[JoJo's Bizarre Abortion]

Have you forgotten a man named Trent?

I'm going to ask this, and sound like a retard while saying it. Who the fuck is Trent?

 

[ethical]

nicholas' asshole is a total mystery to me. i take some pretty big dicks on a regular basis and mine still retains its overall shape. his looks like a literal vagina, and orlin's dick is probably the smallest portion nik's shoved inside himself in years

 

[KillDeer]

nicholas' asshole is a total mystery to me. i take some pretty big dicks on a regular basis and mine still retains its overall shape. his looks like a literal vagina, and orlin's dick is probably the smallest portion nik's shoved inside himself in years

Your mistake is thinking his anus was damaged from something going in and not things going out.

 

[The Un-Clit]

All I can say, is if you are not aware of a man named Trent and the good works that he and his generously offered anus have done in this lifetime, up to and including preventing nuclear holocaust, you have a hella-lot of searching the forums ahead of you.

And shame on you.

 

[ethical]

Your mistake is thinking his anus was damaged from something going in and not things going out.

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I guess I have no godly idea what his movements are like because never in my life have I consumed these foods at these quantities. Fucking horrifying.

All I can say, is if you are not aware of a man named Trent and the good works that he and his generously offered anus have done in this lifetime, up to and including preventing nuclear holocaust, you have a hella-lot of searching the forums ahead of you.

And shame on you.

I fondly remember Sir Goatse. He had to put in serious, conscious effort into his craft to produce his work. But as the above poster said, Nikocado's diet probably has a similar effect.