I have called upon one wiser then I in the chronicles of the anus of a man named Trent. Let's see if he can enlighten the benighted souls that roam this blackened, disgusting thread tainted by the Eye of Sauron that is the broken sphincter of Nicocado Avocado. I hope he rises to the challenge.I guess I have no godly idea what his movements are like because never in my life have I consumed these foods at these quantities. Fucking horrifying.
I fondly remember Sir Goatse. He had to put in serious, conscious effort into his craft to produce his work. But as the above poster said, Nikocado's diet probably has a similar effect.