2020-07-08 - Nicholas Perry / Nikocado Avocado / OnlyFans can go fuck themselves

[The Un-Clit]

I guess I have no godly idea what his movements are like because never in my life have I consumed these foods at these quantities. Fucking horrifying.



I fondly remember Sir Goatse. He had to put in serious, conscious effort into his craft to produce his work. But as the above poster said, Nikocado's diet probably has a similar effect.

I have called upon one wiser then I in the chronicles of the anus of a man named Trent. Let's see if he can enlighten the benighted souls that roam this blackened, disgusting thread tainted by the Eye of Sauron that is the broken sphincter of Nicocado Avocado. I hope he rises to the challenge.

 

[ethical]

I have called upon one wiser then I in the chronicles of the anus of a man named Trent. Let's see if he can enlighten the benighted souls that roam this blackened, disgusting thread tainted by the Eye of Sauron that is the broken sphincter of Nicocado Avocado. I hope he rises to the challenge.

I am but a lowly faggot, albeit one with a profound knowledge of and history with anuses. But I fear that Nicocado's craterous buttpussy is beyond even my comprehension.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Your mistake is thinking his anus was damaged from something going in and not things going out.

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Dear lord, these thumbnails. I feel like my heart skipped a few beats just parsing them.
I see the "FIVE GUYS" in the first one and I'm wondering if it's referring to the five guys worth of shit that passed through and turned his exhaust pipe into what it is now.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

I have called upon one wiser then I in the chronicles of the anus of a man named Trent. Let's see if he can enlighten the benighted souls that roam this blackened, disgusting thread tainted by the Eye of Sauron that is the broken sphincter of Nicocado Avocado. I hope he rises to the challenge.

Yes it is hard to explain with words. One who has met Trent surely understands. Trent has anus. Trent does not mind if men slam their cocks in his anus constantly. He enjoys such an action. He welcomes men to slam their cock in his ass. Why do men do it? No emotional attachment. Just pleasure. Trent's anus also never really gets loose. It is always tight. Maybe @Shiversblood could better elaborate. It is just hard to explain. If you meet Trent you take out your cock and slam it in his anus. It is pleasure. What could be happier?

Is this the explanation you wanted. I only hope many others understand when they meet Trent why he is so famous. Why so often cocks are slammed in his anus. I just hope he gets it. I hope he gets it right in his ass. Trent enjoys cocks and there is never too many. If multiple cocks are being slammed in his ass and men are ejaculating then he just wants more. "Slam more in please" Trent asks.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Your mistake is thinking his anus was damaged from something going in and not things going out.

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No matter how I look at this he's got to be crapping out literal hot tar out of his body.

 

[ethical]

No matter how I look at this he's got to be crapping out literal hot tar out of his body.

I don't eat much cheese (that's for white people) but I feel like I've heard that lots of cheese actually makes things more firm. Nikky might be pushing out rock-solid bricks of shitcurd.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Nikky might be pushing out rock-solid bricks of shitcurd.

If that's the case, then Nicholas Dicholas could become a genuine cockstruction worker and build a literal brick shithouse.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Whoever is sending this must not have read the ToS. It does state that OnlyFans doesn't have the exclusive rights to any content uploaded to the site.

But I wonder if there is a non-exclusive royalty-free license in effect for OnlyFans to use user content?

 

[EcoLibertarian]

Whoever is sending this must not have read the ToS. It does state that OnlyFans doesn't have the exclusive rights to any content uploaded to the site.

But I wonder if there is a non-exclusive royalty-free license in effect for OnlyFans to use user content?

Kek, at this point who even cares. their lawsuit is bogus
t. business law student

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

I fondly remember Sir Goatse. He had to put in serious, conscious effort into his craft to produce his work. But as the above poster said, Nikocado's diet probably has a similar effect.

I seem to recall there was some kind of interview with the Goatse guy before he died. Apparently he was rather bemused that his hole had become an internet sensation; he had no idea about it at all.

 

[Xenomorph]

Whats the over/under on him developing lactose in tolerance or celiac?