Then, you don't need to change location...Open a bank account in Switzerland. Live overseas and not need to file income tax returns. Even if you make less than $100,000, you're still the bitch of a federal government which 1) does not give a fuck about you, 2) has never given a fuck about you, 3) will never give a fuck about you, and 4) does absolutely nothing for you.
I don't want to be American. I don't want to tell people I'm American. I want to belong to a small, irrelevant nation that minds its own fucking business and has a government small enough to actually focus on what matters for people living in it.
...You need to change centuries.