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DSP Goes to Court on March 5th | What to Expect
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And Phil will interpret this as the court saying that there's nothing wrong with his filing and everything's correct, otherwise they would have told him, right? Mentally ill tracturs caught lying again, cue a whole week of extra smug.He'll wait around in the lobby for however long it takes and like jury duty he'll probably be sent with several other filers into an empty court room or conference room, they'll call his name ask some shit about if the application is filled out sufficiently for the trustee to begin bankruptcy proceedings which they will and that'll take upwards of three months and that's it thanks for showing up we'll be in touch and next time we talk it'll be to break down these numbers you've presented us with.
Hes the sort of guy who thinks an arraignment is the actual trial and its case closed double stamp no take backs.And Phil will interpret this as the court saying that there's nothing wrong with his filing and everything's correct, otherwise they would have told him, right? Mentally ill tracturs caught lying again, cue a whole week of extra smug.
And Phil will interpret this as the court saying that there's nothing wrong with his filing and everything's correct, otherwise they would have told him, right? Mentally ill tracturs caught lying again, cue a whole week of extra smug.
Judging by some peoples expectations for this meeting he isn't the only oneYup
Hes the sort of guy who thinks an arraignment is the actual trial and its case closed double stamp no take backs.
He'll have to fire up his antique, out-of-print Keurig.This is the first time phil had to be up during regular work hours, how is he going to make it! He might need some extra gin tonight
To add to this, he'll waddle out, avoid eye contact while nervously glancing around for any detractors, then waddle to the car and go home.He'll waddle in, wobble in his seat, answer a few questions, and waddle out.
Shit, he ain't getting on shtreem tomorrow. I wouldn't at all be surprised if the tumbleweed forum just happens to go down all day tomorrow and all we see is a "had a super busy day, dood! But I can't wait to get back to shtreeming khantent (tip me) tomorrow!" tweet from him.To add to this, he'll waddle out, avoid eye contact while nervously glancing around for any detractors, then waddle to the car and go home.
Once he's home he'll go on stream and spin some epic tale about how he walked into the court like this:
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Then he'll continue on about how he sat down, gave a rousing speech to the judge and other lawyers about how he did everything right and there was nothing he could do about his debt, and the entire court clapped and said there's nothing to worry about. And anyone that says otherwise is some dumb fucking nudnik kid who doesn't know anything about financials.
Cue the lean in ban.