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Tattoos [8 Feb 18] Tattoos, Feb 18 EditionMythology and BDSM

Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by Positron, Feb 10, 2018.

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  1. Holy shit the tattoo artist is so bad he couldn't even draw three rabbits silhouettes consistently, and we can't blame Phil's scribbles for this one. They look like they all have crab claws, they're not even altered to give the illusion that the claw's topmost pincer could be a leg attached to any of the rabbit's bodies.
    The rabbit on the lower left looks like it's morphing into a nightmare and the bottom right has a neck as thick as Phils.
    That "artist" needs to throw out his needles and go back to deviant art.
    This is trash and he should feel bad.
     
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  2. Yeah, I was wondering why we weren't getting any chest tattoos or anything. Makes sense that he only wants to show off.
     
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  3. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten his schleras tattooed yet. Then again, no artist would be willing to take that risk.
     
  4. lol amongst all of his street sign and broken spanish tattoos he got...an afi tattoo?
    I wanna know the thought process so badly.
    Like if he wanted to be seen as punk, then he would’ve gotten the classic black flag bars, but no he doesn’t wanna be punk.
    He wants to be an emo 12 year old boy so he got a mid 2000’s pop emo album like not even one of their early (debatably better) albums hahah fuck.
    It’s so far out of left field and I love it.
    Linkin park tattoo when?
     
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  5. I'd be crawling in my skin too if it had been covered with the shittiest tattoos ever known to man.
     
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  6. Isn't this that sooper-ethical-vegan-in-tune-with-nature tattoo parlour? Because when your priority is ethical bullshit, I can see how the artists you wind up with might not be the pick of the litter.
     
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  7. Isn't he getting a transman to tattoo him? Wonder how they felt having to tattoo 'men are trash'. I'd be curious to know how the conversation went when that tatt was being done. So inclusive!
     
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  8. Phil's body is literally the equivalent of a bathroom stall. The ink is a clusterfuck miasma of 2edgy4u graffiti compounding as a function of time, existing only to be seen by the public, with no aesthetic cohesion.

    ETA: I haven't been following this exhibit closely, so fill me in: are all of their tattoos fairly small? I get the impression that saving up for a larger piece is something they don't have the foresight/impulse control to do.
     
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  9. Yes. He calls one of his arms his "sleeve" or something but it isn't a sleeve, it's just like the rest of it, a bunch of mongoloid garbage that looks like shit and has no theme to it.
     
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  10. At least it's truth in advertising.
     
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  11. Those tattoos are AIDS.
     
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  12. The legs of the rabbits on that AFI tattoo are absolute shit. The tattoo artist should be ashamed.
     
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  13. Having to inhale Phil's foul stench is a sort of punishment.
     
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  14. I don't speak it nativly but from what I observed in the wild is that all trans men and women have amazing gender special translators in their ears.
    This means you and a trans person could be listening to the exact same speech, but they'll hear something completely different.
    For example, they know that when one of their own insults "men" what they mean is "straight white cis christian men." and transmen who argue with this are obviously flexing their male privilege to please the patriarchy and are not truly trans.

    The trans women have an even more refined word filter, one that instead of tuning out insults actually actively finds insults in what we would hear as regular speech.
    For example when they hear a cis women say "All women" they know that they REALLY mean "all women expect trans women because nobody likes them." and know to be ready on the attack, screeching at their enemies hiding around every corner that they need to be specifically mentioned and included or else everyone will know said disgusting cis women are really transmaphobic.

    It's a fascinating and ever evolving language.
     
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  15. This is true now, though. At least any time I say "all women" I really mean "fuck troons I goddamn hate them I wish they'd all die."
     
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  16. It is possible that Phil traced that Emo/Rave band's logo and shoved it at the ex-con he calls his artist. Also likely that again, the artist was an ex-con who did improv tats.

    Either way, Phil clearly ain't in dire straits given he can still splurge on this shit.
     
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  17. The handcuff tattoo brings this home to me, the way it's almost touching the triangle on one side but is nowhere near on the other. There's no sense of how the two will look together. I know a few people who are heavily into tattoos, but they plan their new tattoos carefully around what they already have so it works aesthetically and thematically as a whole. Not Phil. He just thinks, "Here's a thing that has my interest now, here's a bit of space, here's some money."

    I strongly suspect that his tattoos are kind of the equivalent of a spoilt kid's toys. He loves them for a day or two, then he basically forgets they're there. Hence the fact that he doesn't give a shit that this tattoo doesn't work with that one, because he's been ignoring that one for months.
     
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  18. Well, it's taken longer than I expected, but Phil is finally putting tattoos over other tattoos. We've cross yet another autism threshold here. Good job.

    Honestly, if a moron like Phil was paying you to cover his body in scribbles, how much effort would you really put into it? I mean look at his existing tattoos. They're crap! He actually pays to get them like that. If he doesn't care, why should the artist?

    That's probably the best assessment of Phil's tattoos I've seen in a while. How much longer before he gets a menorah or Star of David? He seems to be interested in Judaism again. I would love to see the SJW turn on him because he's a Zionist but that would require them to actually pay attention to his tattoos!
     
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  19. On one hand: Only having tattoos where they can be seen + AFI tattoo + no Crass logo tattoo = holy lord, what a goddamn poser. Any crustpunk would laugh in their face.
    On the other hand: If they *did* have a Crass logo tattoo, my inner 17 year old would be palpably upset.
     
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