rent free btw
Also what the fuck does war with fascists have to do with electric heating? Does Phil just do this with everything?
Picture the scene; it's a cold-ish day in Portland and Phil is sat at a hole-in-the-wall pizza establishment, eating his fifth slice of the day.
"Uh, hey, Isabel, we *really* appreciate your patronage, but, uh, do you think you could flush the toilet after you take a shit? It smells like fucked a skunk to death in there."
"Ah jeez, sorry guys, it's just 'cause I'm at war wiv da fash, among which."
"Okay, sure, but this is like the fifth time you've done it this week. Also, you keep stealing the toilet rolls. We know it's you."
"Uh... organised cyberterrorism... cyber-stalking... antifa black bloc..."