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Alex C. "Allie" Leal / ACL / desertfox899 / BinaryVixen899 / Emily Saphira Chance / _EternallyEmilyFat furry troon with imaginary friends and a diaper full of shit

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  1. I'm pretty sure we're fine, seeing as he doesn't actually have any imagination.
     
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  2. Alex is not so active on Discord nowadays after realizing public channels are public, but he's still posting here nonetheless.
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  3. The latter part is almost sad. It's perfectly reasonable for younger folks to compare themselves to a fictional character, and use the mindset of that character to try and better themselves. But there's a stark difference between using a character as an inspiration, and thinking that you literally are them. If I was a content creator, it'd be pretty insulting toward me and my work.

    And "On the other paw" is still a dumbass thing to say
     
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  4. It's funny, but what Aweks is saying about himself is one of the same things I've been saying about him: That he's empty, has no real personality of his own, and is trying to fill the gaps with entertainment media and fictional characters. He's just so desperate to fill the gaps that he's turned to LARPing having a mental disorder and pretending to actually be these characters to deal with his emptiness.

    It's like he's on the verge of realizing just how pathetic and hollow he is, then he spins around and props himself up with his literal delusions of grandeur when he humblebrags about being "very, very powerful".
     
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  5. I don't follow the discord stuff, do people actually pat his ass about this stuff (because they don't want to get called out for their own bullshit?) or do they largely ignore him?
     
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  6. His timeline is mostly screeching at nobody.
     
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  8. I'm sure the employers who next toss his resume in the circular filing cabinet will get a hoot out of it when they see that he has decided to be a vampire or has a vampire headmate.
     
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  9. It amazes me how he isn't a little with his innate need to be dependent on something. If he was a cis girl, there'd be no question he'd be wearing onesies and meeting up with creepy daddies online
     
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  10. Man, I don't want to hear another word about how KF and other mysterious outside factors are costing Alex employment and social opportunities. Alex's own tweets and fake ~head mates~ in his social media crapping out this sort of shit is a bonanza of unforced errors.
     
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  11. The PROBLEMATIC part of this inanity is off the charts.

    Vampires are born in TES due to a curse by a being known as a god of RAPE for starters.

    Vampirism in general involves a lot of bloodshed, and even the most ethical vampire still has to drain people dry just to survive, and if they don't, they go feral.

    And being enthralled isn't that pleasant. The way it works is that you are mind raped into your body complying while the victim is basically screaming on the inside.

    And Alex thinks that this is all a good thing.
     
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    #7871 GethN7, Aug 10, 2018 at 9:32 AM
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  12. Yeah, maybe if he actually played the Dawnguard questline he'd understand how shitty being a vampire, and being made a vampire (which Serana, your handy vampire companion, actually discusses to some extent) actually is. For god's sake, this is beyond exceptional, even for him.
     
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  13. Not caring about the damage you cause to others as long as you survive, check.

    Such extreme avoidance of personal responsibility that it manifests as a desire for complete subservience, check.

    Typical Aweks.

    Edit: Thinking about it a bit further, I realized how reflective of another typical mindset Aweks is probably part of and had to laugh. Because this is just internet communism all over again.

    Kiddos who espouse collectivist forms of government always assume that they'll be the ones designated to live in luxury for sitting around all day having Deep Thoughts, as opposed to the ones assigned to live in a shoebox and dig ditches all day. Similarly Aweks is just naturally assuming that as a vampire thrall, he'd be living in some big opulent castle as the highest-ranking vampire's most favoritist pet with gifts and praise constantly heaped on him, never even considering that "vampire thrall" also covers the dudes who live in dank, torchlit caves and sleep on a thin layer of straw on the floor (if that) and whose job it is to drag rotting, drained corpses through the tunnels and dump them in the stinking open grave.
     
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    #7873 Jigglyjogglers, Aug 10, 2018 at 10:35 AM
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  14. What's with, all those commas, in that, last tweet
     
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  15. Lots of internet Communists also don't realize that they (or their parents) are in some of the top social circles of society. If there ever was a move to "eat the rich" then Alex might find himself pinned to the wrong side of history
     
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  16. Or one of the poor bastards lying naked on a table (no doubt he'd probably like that part) with his throat ripped open while he bleeds out into a chalice. In fact, I can't recall any pet-type humans at all in Volkihar Castle, they're all literally food/ cattle of some sort (although it has been awhile since I played, so perhaps I am mistaken there; nevertheless, the lot of human beings in Volkihar is not glamorous and responsibility-free, it is depicted cold and terrifying). God he's dumb.
     
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  17. That's pretty accurate. All the humans are terrified, servile wretches.

    The only humans who aren't piss scared of their vampiric masters are the generic "Vampire Thrall" ones like seen around the Redwater Spring, but the name basically explains why.

    They are implied to have some degree of free will, but only insofar as they don't contemplate turning on their masters and said free will makes them more than shambling zombies in combat, they are otherwise well aware of their place on the pecking order.

    Alex's delusions said existence would be great either as a bloodsucker or as their cattle/thralls is paint chip eating idiotic to anyone who has any knowledge of how TES vampires work.
     
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  18. Turning into a 'dom' while having cybersex has had quite the effect on Alex. He now feels able to TAKE ON KIWIFARMS and has actually gained the ability to put his phone down and leave twitter for two (2) days. Turns out that even simply taking on a more masculine role in autistic cybersex is enough to make someone more decisive and action oriented
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  19. If Alex has had DID since they were 6, how come all their alters are of characters who were created pretty recently? Why no alters of like Tinky Wonky or something?
     
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  20. Because he’s full of shit and knows it. Give it a few months or so and he’ll claim that he was out to friends for years and totally has it.
     
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