Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" / (alleged) Genetical Spawn of the Gunt - He's a boy named Xander!

Vetti

idiot
Local Moderator
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Does anyone know where they're having the baby shower? Ralph needs mail his gifts out soon.
welcome to the world xander!.png
 

Neil

THE CLEANSE HAS BEGUN
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Shudder. Why do the people who have orgies always end up being the least attractive people on the planet?
Lower standards.
He should include a copy of the sex tape while he's at it.
Like any white trash "parent", Ralph will wait until Xander's 13 to show him the full sex tape to explain the birds and the bees.
 

AltisticRight

Free 🌽 202 E 37th St VA, Richmond, 901-922-9912
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True & Honest Fan
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Unfortunately you're not allowed to mail alcohol. But maybe a gift voucher for Maker's Mark would work instead, it's a heartfelt gift after all and it's the thought that counts.
Is delivery good? Get Mundane Matt to UberEats a case of Maker's Mark to the shekel hut.
(No, don't do that, this was a joke)
 
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