- Apr 18, 2019
I remember a lot of us doing the math back when the Ralph thing was a single thread. If I'm not mistaken we came to realize that he was going through about 2 of the half sized bottles a day at the time. That comes to about 1700 calories a day. Not to mention that excessive alcohol slows your metabolism and encourages estrogen production. He's (believe it or not) less bumbling now than he was a year or two ago, so I would say he's probably down to half that. Still, that'll make you fat even if you work out on the reg.