What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Hello fellow farmers. Today, I bring you a cow of gigantic proportions. This is Amber lynn, 500lbs, vlogger, lesbian and "chronic dieter".
She uploads videos at least twice a day, detailling her boring life, shoveling food in her maw and claiming that she is, in fact, losing weight.
Her story begins a few years and over 100lbs ago. She has been on weight watchers numerous times, has claimed to be vegan (for a whole day!) and "eating healthy" all the while getting bigger and bigger.
She has been called out by many a viewer regarding her lying, and has even made videos where she confesses while crying crocodile tears.
I'm going to let the videos speak for themselves.
Trying different diets and failing at all of them:
One of her "healthy"mukbangs:
Confessing everything she's lied about:
Amberlynn surprisingly has a lot of friends. Most could be considered to be Lolcows on their own but either don't have enough online presence or don't put out enough milk. These friends cater to her every whim- from driving her around to going out to eat and enabling her bad habits or simply just stroking her massive ego. Here are just a few as the list continues to grow:
Destiny- Amberlard's exceptional ex g/f who still lives in the same apartment with her. Destiny is a chub chaser with a slow mind. She has a roomful of star wars toys and at 21 years old she is also tipping the scales towards morbid obesity.
Her Twitter- https://twitter.com/gay4y0u
Destiny's new g/f, a shrek like beast with a hump back.
Amberlynn latched onto her as soon as Destiny stuck her face between her legs.
HEr Instagram https://www.instagram.com/danleaderofthegoblinsquad/
Amberlynns latest best friend and possibly carer. She considers herself to be ALs servent and drives her around, drags her out of the house on shopping trips and resteraunts and pretty much sucks her dick.
ALs friend "soul mate"and ex girlfriend. They were together for 4 years before AL moved away with Destiny. They never had sex supposedly but AL lived off her and her parents.
Her Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/krystle.sivak
ALs newest love prospect and victim. They have had one date so far and if the past is any kind of predictor, they will be living together very soon
HEr Facebook https://www.facebook.com/becky.williams.39982
Amberlynn Reid fanfic thread on the Kiwi Farms
A handy inforgraphic for understanding Amber, made by our gorl @pecansandies