Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

wahhhmbulance

Mookbong kween
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Guys. You should all read her horrible poems. As cheesy as they are, it's a clear glimpse into her life. She has some self awareness.

Like from this poem she wrote, "I'd Leave." It was written around the time she was with Destiny.

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She admits she smells and doesn't have sex at least lol
And another poem she wrote talks about her binge eating also.

A recent poem: https://www.wattpad.com/404281119-naked-can-i-be-her

This one clearly talks about Becky and her Kate Winslet obsession

Without context, the Kate Winslet one is actually not bad at all (I know, crazy right?). Of course when you find out it's about an obese lesbian begging another obese lesbian to stop getting wet over Kate Winslet, it just becomes hilarious.
 

Trasha Pay That A$$

I like the D
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Have you ever seen My 600 Pound Life?

"Well, they look like that.

I’m not 600 pounds though and I never will be."

Oh Hamber, if only you could see yourself now...

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It's cute how Dana and Dustins fat rolls fit together like jigsaw pieces.

TALL girls?! What kind of drugs are this jranger88 person on? Destiny is shorter than Big AL, who is short af herself.

A recent poem: https://www.wattpad.com/404281119-naked-can-i-be-her

This one clearly talks about Becky and her Kate Winslet obsession

Little Big Town did this theme way better.
 
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Malibougie

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I tried to read "Scottie" too, but there are grammatical errors in every single sentence, more than one even, making it completely unreadable.

Where she got the idea she is a writer is a mystery. Without proper grammar, you can't write. A musician who doesn't understand rhythm can't create music, a painter who is colorblind can't do landscapes, and a mechanic can't fix a car without tools. You need the basics, and she doesn't have them.

In her mukbang video, wasn't she talking about some fan fiction that was too embarrassing to talk about? I wonder if it's this Kate Winslet shit.

I believe I remember her saying a while back that a teacher once told her that she should be a writer. I think she went on with it from that one comment.
 

Xenomorph

I pulled off your wings, and I laughed.
True & Honest Fan
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Would it be a fairy tale or a true story about losing her limbs to diabetes?
Her damn hands are getting so dark too. I found a video of her back when she lived with K saying she applied for Medicaid and was only given like the most basic coverage which didnt even cover doctors visits. So I have to assume she has none right now.
 

FatFuckingClown

*pins you to the ground and force-feeds you crack*
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"Restless Leg, or Another Shit Poem"

Bun and chokers, knees and toes.

My leg has a soul of its own.
In spite of my complaining about pain in my soles,
My leg wants to just up and go.

My leg knows I have abandonment issues,
And trust issues, to boot.
Despite knowing this, my leg still wants to leave me like everyone else.

Gaze upon the twists, the turns,
The bumps, the burns, like waves in the waters of Bora Bora.
My leg looks as chaotic as I feel inside.

My doctor told me that if I loved it, I would set it free.
But he only went to school for eight years- What does he know?
Who is he, even?

They look at us and judge us in line at Walmart. Oh how they judge.
But they're the freaks, they're the ones stuck in unhealthy relationships- Not us.
They're just jealous because we're on a scooter and they have to trudge.

This pain in my heart and in my leg has dwindled to a dull, throbbing sensation
Primarily on the left, like where I stand politically.
Implying I could stand.

I could stand, though, to lose a few extra pounds,
But you couldn't ask my leg to lift a finger and help me up these steps.
We're always together, and yet I feel so alone

Like a monster truck in the night.
 

FeedMeLobsterNow

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"Restless Leg, or Another Shit Poem"

Bun and chokers, knees and toes.

My leg has a soul of its own.
In spite of my complaining about pain in my soles,
My leg wants to just up and go.

My leg knows I have abandonment issues,
And trust issues, to boot.
Despite knowing this, my leg still wants to leave me like everyone else.

Gaze upon the twists, the turns,
The bumps, the burns, like waves in the waters of Bora Bora.
My leg looks as chaotic as I feel inside.

My doctor told me that if I loved it, I would set it free.
But he only went to school for eight years- What does he know?
Who is he, even?

They look at us and judge us in line at Walmart. Oh how they judge.
But they're the freaks, they're the ones stuck in unhealthy relationships- Not us.
They're just jealous because we're on a scooter and they have to trudge.

This pain in my heart and in my leg has dwindled to a dull, throbbing sensation
Primarily on the left, like where I stand politically.
Implying I could stand.

I could stand, though, to lose a few extra pounds,
But you couldn't ask my leg to lift a finger and help me up these steps.
We're always together, and yet I feel so alone

Like a monster truck in the night.
Interesting insight into how messed up her way of seeing other people is.
 

guillotine

stop stickin yer neck out
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Anyway, went through the usual sort of "check generic Tumblr tag, go through a tree of them" when it came to Rafe (literally the worst name, why would you intentionally pick that?)
Findings:
Mainly empty art blog as an addition: http://rafe-draws-stuff.tumblr.com/

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Probably because you're a Rafeist.

addendum: becky's tumblr
 
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SweetBabyJesus

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Here is a link to the YouNow from today.



This younow session is gold! She starts getting all agitated that people are calling her a liar and asks them to give examples. I was surprised no one brought up Casey and false rape. The icing on the cake though is a fair majority of viewers were asking her to guest her new buddy Rafe. Hamber proceeds to tell them that she does not guest people. Perhaps she forgets the multiple times she had Shartla, her sister and Libby guest for full sessions.
 

formerfatcow

Current Skinny Bitch
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Best of ALR's poetic genius:

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Mall Ninja?
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I think she means "real estate"

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Does she mean gasps? Never heard of grasping for air.

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"Our addictions are the same." "I hate my parents because they were addicts."

At least she's admitting she's killing herself with food.

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astomishment

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What kind of animals are stampeding? "The exotic kind"

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Unless you have severe PTSD from a hurricane or tornado, I can't imagine anyone feeling pain from imagining a catastrophic wind.

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FLOCKING


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Anyone care to fill me in on what the fuck a "pool of prism" is?

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So was it stampeding tigers then?

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A stampeding exotic fire scene?

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Probably needs a bigger size.

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If you couldn't have guessed it already, all of AL's "poems" are crap. She just strings together clichés and words she finds eloquent. It'd be one thing if this was a 7th grade student's English project but this is a 27 year old who is entirely convinced that she has a future career in writing. Even in the handful of poems she has posted she can't help but overuse the same phrases and words because she's no where near as gifted with language as she wants to believe. Also for someone claiming to have OCD over grammatical errors, she sure makes a shit ton.
 
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