Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Is Amber a blackie?

  • Hell yes

    Votes: 1,112 78.5%
  • Nah

    Votes: 304 21.5%

  • Total voters
    1,416

ADHD

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Look at this desperate beast popping into Chantal's livestream chat after the stream was already over:
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You wish, Amber. You wish.
 

StrawberryDouche

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Amber has forgotten that the reactions channels made her. Before MichaelBeFAT and Zachary came along, she had 40k subs. It was only because of dim tards with an Internet connection and nothing original to say that her channel became as fat as she is, and now she's allowing her recently acquired slave to cut off her snout to spite her face while Chantal usurps her as the reigning deathsow.

I cannot wait for the overpriced high mileage car @ 25% interest saga to finally fucking drain her like a carcass on a hook.
 

FatalTater

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Amber is due for another mass unsubscribe event.
The last one was led by Sabine Davis and fuel was added to the fire by Amber's hoggish behavior in that SausageFest mukbang.
Most of the youtubers know that openly calling for something like that is Frowned Upon by the yt overlords, but damn. Does Amber's channel really need to have 198k subs?

Edit
I just realized that for the second day in a row there is a video in my recommended list titled "Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away." and it's got over 13M views right now. Amber could never.
Video in question - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY
 
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Chía P.

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Amber is just fishing for some drama with the reaction channels. She has nothing else going on for herself and she even mentioned in a video that there might be some drama in the future. She's gladly and consciously posting the cycle because she wants and needs the haters comments and reactions, but she's desperate because no one is biting anymore. We all have seen the fat lady act in this circus so many times that there's nothing left to say about it.

In my opinion, a good option for our gorl once she completely loses her revenue, is going to prison.

Think about it, Amber.

-You could keep on leeching and not having to work

-You would never be alone (just the way you like it) No one can be able to leave you (unless they serve their time) and they're all forced to listen to you without any other options

-You could find a new girlfriend even quicker than you're used to once the previous one inevitably dumps you.

-No one has a way to track back your lies with evidence.

-You are going to be fed the slop you love so much and if you ever get meat it will be dry as fuck (you might even actually lose some weight!)

-Absolutely no one is going to rape you. It's physically impossible.

-Your victim mentality will thrive in there and if you ever get out, you will be able to throw yourself some of the most amazing pity parties you'll ever have.

Just some tips. Unfortunately if that would ever happen it would be for the most dull and boring crimes, like tax evasion or fraud, because we are talking about Amber. She could still try to sit on Jade's face until she stops breathing, just to spice it up a bit. I dunno, think about it.
 

FickleFuck

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Look at this desperate beast popping into Chantal's livestream chat after the stream was already over:
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You wish, Amber. You wish.
Remember the days of her acting like the superior cow to Chantal? She better get ready to start licking Amy Slaton's taint too if she's sinking to this shit. She made herself irrelevant and uninteresting. She has zero entertainment value on her own. I thought fat floated, but her shit is sinking fast. And the only thing I can think when it comes to Wipey is she is an extreme fat fetish deviant. She's making Hambutt more and more reliant on her with fatty bleeding views and money. Yeah, Wipey is dominant. It's the YouTube equivalent of the power trip predators get raping, killing, torturing, etc their victims. Wipey has her on a short ass leash, but gives her just enough slack to feel like she hasn't lost all control of her own life. Hambutt's life is more pathetic now than ever, letting some hoodrat run her shit. She has gotta be longing for the simpler times of Benzo Becks.
 

Turd Fergusson

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Here is the method for buttermilk oven "fried" chicken.

This is above Ambers kitchen ability as it involves prep and touching raw meat.
Amber said that she cannot follow recipes. This is beyond her abilities but apparently not Jade’s. The interesting part is that a portion size is 2 drumsticks for 300 calories. I do not think that 2 drumsticks would satisfy Amber’s gargantuan appetite. This is too complicated and too inconvenient for Amber. She also said that she thrown out Hello Fresh meals in the bin. Those were also too complicated to make and too expensive.
 

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Remember the days of her acting like the superior cow to Chantal? She better get ready to start licking Amy Slaton's taint too if she's sinking to this shit. She made herself irrelevant and uninteresting. She has zero entertainment value on her own. I thought fat floated, but her shit is sinking fast. And the only thing I can think when it comes to Wipey is she is an extreme fat fetish deviant. She's making Hambutt more and more reliant on her with fatty bleeding views and money. Yeah, Wipey is dominant. It's the YouTube equivalent of the power trip predators get raping, killing, torturing, etc their victims. Wipey has her on a short ass leash, but gives her just enough slack to feel like she hasn't lost all control of her own life. Hambutt's life is more pathetic now than ever, letting some hoodrat run her shit. She has gotta be longing for the simpler times of Benzo Becks.
Imagine having the likes of the Slaton sisters and Chantal looking down at you. Piggy is finally realizing she's not the queen hog anymore.
 

My Cat Is Racist

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Amber has become so boring I haven't checked in here in ages, and now I see she's trying to get bariatric surgery? If she actually pulls this off and loses loads (I doubt it), the burn ward will have years supply of her skin for burn victims
She kept saying she had an appointment with a weight loss surgeon in January but we've heard nothing about it for over a month. I doubt she is in fact getting WLS. She can't commit to either a diet or a therapist and no surgeon worth their salt is going to risk operating on her.
 

EvaBraunsGhost

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It would be hilarious if Apathetic Faxx is actually Jade and they're working together.

We know it couldn't be Becky since there aren't any 90s references shoehorned in.
I was thinking exactly the same reading the thread, quite honestly

What would be even funnier is Apathetic Faxx is Jade and Amber has no idea...her new gf/carer/butler stealing all her views from the master bedroom, lol

ETA: do we actually know who AF is? Anyone?
 

TwinkieBooBoo

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I was thinking exactly the same reading the thread, quite honestly

What would be even funnier is Apathetic Faxx is Jade and Amber has no idea...her new gf/carer/butler stealing all her views from the master bedroom, lol

ETA: do we actually know who AF is? Anyone?
They say Amber was posting Faxx's real name during the last copyright strike with a sock account but it was on Faxx's own community posts which is exactly Ambers intellect, post it where they can just delete it.

Apparently the sock account was called Ryan M.
 

Guardsman42

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Theory on why Apathetic Faxx isn't posting screen shots/emails/what ever:

Legal reasons. I imagine posting the actual appeal emails is likely a big no-no and if she posts commentary between her self and Amber, it goes from private conversations into Amber being able to claim she's attacking her publically or some thing. If they actually want to keep their channel up and earning; best to err on the side of caution I'd suppose.

But that's just a guess; I have no real idea how youtube does this crap.
 

FickleFuck

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Theory on why Apathetic Faxx isn't posting screen shots/emails/what ever:

Legal reasons. I imagine posting the actual appeal emails is likely a big no-no and if she posts commentary between her self and Amber, it goes from private conversations into Amber being able to claim she's attacking her publically or some thing. If they actually want to keep their channel up and earning; best to err on the side of caution I'd suppose.

But that's just a guess; I have no real idea how youtube does this crap.
I think that is why the Faxx Machine isn't posting the emails and what not. Maybe Hambutt really has full on fucked herself this time. We already knew she was pissy over views and that last round of striking. All that did was alienate her own audience further and made Faxx Machine blow up over night. This time is gonna be a bit worse, especially if they're going on about legal shit now.
As far as who Faxx Machine is, I never saw their dox, but based on some of their vocabulary and wording, I was under the assumption they were from the UK.
I was also thinking HamHock started this shit again to purposely get people to go to her videos to leave all the LEAVE AF ALONE! comments and up her views because those people are that kind of dumb. Everything this lumpy lizard brained heifer does has a motive to benefit herself and she doesn't think long term or ahead in any way. Her and Wipey might have thought stirring up shit would help her views and engagement, but I think this may further fuck her shit up.
Hammy loves to invoke Karma and how it's gonna get all her haydurs. What's she thinking about karma now? Its a boolying fatphobe?

Editing to add: Faxx doesn't even have a quarter of her subscribers. That's gotta be further chapping her ass. This person has so few subscribers but a fuck ton more views.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty

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Faxx is doing everything correct legally. Posting e-mails is a no-no and would look tacky from a judge's verdict so is dealing with it professionally. They give a single statement, which is good PR-wise, stating facts but also doubling as a warning to Amber. If Faxx continues to get immorally struck Youtube has a parameter that ignores the report, you can still do it but the automation system puts it so far down on priorities it is practically immune.

AF is doing everything correct what you should do and appears to have consulted someone because this is very by the books. They probably know someone in the field either way Amber better stay back.

Amber striking channels ironically would on the algorithm make her channel in danger as machine learning wise it would make the machine more responsive to reports. Amber's channel has been a series of playing the algorithm for years but it can die by it too. Machines are impartial but also so are most lawyers, especially copyright ones. Amber is playing a really retarded game, which she would not win.
 

Turd Fergusson

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Amber’s last video has 33k views after 1 day while Apathetic faxX has 70k views, more than twice. It must annoy Amber to no end. No wonder she is trying to ban her channel. Obviously, improving her content is not part of her plan.

She kept saying she had an appointment with a weight loss surgeon in January but we've heard nothing about it for over a month. I doubt she is in fact getting WLS. She can't commit to either a diet or a therapist and no surgeon worth their salt is going to risk operating on her.
Her appointment is likely be later this month, but this does not mean that she will get surgery. It is the 4th surgeon that she is consulting. As with the others, they will ask her to go on a restricted diet and see a psychotherapist before having surgery. She will not do it.

Where is her new car? Did she say in December that getting a new car was “in the work”? How long does it take to get a car in the US.?
 

FickleFuck

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Fails to deny that she emailed Faxx though so she's lying by omission. Also, she's just lying period. Point blank period. This is a cover my ass situation type deal now.
And everyone knows she has socks. Wipey probably has socks too. Wipey can resurrect Damon White and be a real gay ass blackie defending HamFuck, instead of Hambutt wearing online blackface again.
 

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