Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

StrawberryDouche

True & Honest Fan
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The STORM will pass!!!

Merry Christmas you beautiful kiwis ❤️
Amy Ramadan-
Visionary
Thinker
Wisewoman
Hut

One snout.🐽

Happy Christmas to everyone, and thank you for making me laugh everyday. Have yourself a merry little recap.

-Welcome back to the oily underboob of YouTube

-If you're new, welcome TO the oily underboob of YouTube

-It's Christmas Eeve

-For the ones that celebrate the birth of our lord and savior

-Who was not a child fucker to the best of my knowledge

-YES YOU HEARD ME

-I SAID

-MERRY CHRISTMAS

-EEVE

-HUHUHUHUH

-Just because she pretends to be a Muslim to hide a wattle as big as a Buick

-DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T PRETEND TO BE KIND!!!!

-JUST LIKE IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON TO WISH HER A HAPPY WHATEVER THE FUCK HEATHEN SHIT IT IS SHE PRETENDS TO CELEBRATE!!!!!

-Same concept

-Amy is not a bad person

-Wants to make that clear

*children screeching

-IF SOMEONE SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS SHE SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS BACK!!!!

-She doesn't go into a string about how she isn't washed in the blood of the lamb

-That was last year's videos

-Nonsince

-NOTHEENG WRONG WITH WISHING A HAPPY WHATEVER!!!!

-Hanukkah

-Concept

-MERRY CHRISTMAS HOKAY!!!!!!!!!!!

-Amazeeng

-Hopes you get down time

-Awlee "got off" early today *wink wink nudge nudge*

-EEVNEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Will upload tomorrow

-So we get to go through this all again

-Wunderbar

-Looking forward to it

-INNYWAYS

-Got a card in the mell

-Will keep the sinder private

-LOOK AT IT!!!!!

-Is in love with it

-YES IT HAS CHRISTMAS TREES AND YES IT IS A CHRISTMAS CARD

-AGAIN

-TAUTOLOGY IS MY PASSION!!!!!!!!!!!

-IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T ACCEPT CHRISTMAS CARDS!!!!!!

-THEENK YOU SINDER!!!!!

-THEENK YOU FOR YOUR GIFF

-Won't keep you long

-Will cut right into it

<KLAXONS>

POSITIVITY BUUK INCOMEENG

-You will experience moments when you fill like the world is against you

-And it fills like everytheeng that can go wrong has

-SOME THINGS CAN'T BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY!!!!

-And ur world does not fill hokay

-HONOR THIS TRUTH!!!!!!

-But do it while sitting

-For safety reasons

-Fill what you fill

-Hilling

-It gets better

-KNOW THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-um

-Been talkeeng to people privately

-HOPES THEY HEAR THAT READEENG

-Amy's heart breaks

*children screeching

-Sometimes while Amy is sitting for safety reasons

-She thinks she has it the worst

-And then rillizes someone has it worse than never hafting to lift a fat people knee finger to do LITERALLY INNYTHING

-And that's where Amy is right now

-Lest you forget this is about Amy

-PEOPLE REACH OUT TO AMY!!!!!

-Amy knows you're watcheeng

-AMY IS HERE FOR YOU!!!!!

-AMY HAS TOLD YOU IT WILL GET BETTER!!!!

-At the beginning of the year

-Amy didn't know How much she could take

-DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH TOO MUCH WAS!!!!!

-Was going through relationship issues

-NOT WITH AWLEE!!!!!

-"Personal issues"

-SHE LOST A VERY BEST FRIEND OF HERS!!!!

-THEY TALKED ON A DAILY

-And then theengs got in the middle of the friendship

-ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL THEENGS FOR AMY!!!!

*children screeching

-Amy has gone through major, MAJOR painful evints

-Every evint has it's own measurement

-We'll just call them "cuntimeters"

-And "kilotwats"

-And they measure how deeply Amy is victimized

-AND WHAT A FUCKING TWAT SHE IS

-And this was on the measurement of more than she has dilt with in a long time

-Dills with rejection

-THEY WALKED OUT OF HER LIFE!!!!

-But Amy couldn't figure out what Amy did wrong

-EVERYBODY LEAVES AMY THROUGH NO FAULT OF HER OWN!!!!

-Makes her not truss people

-BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE AN AGENDA AGAINST AMY!!!!

-And they are out to do sometheeng

-OR

-It's going to end some which way

-Through no fault of Amy's

-NO ONE CAN BE FAITHFUL TO AMY AS A FRIEND!!!!!

-That's how she FILLS

-SHE GIVES HER ALL IN RELATIONSHIPS!!!!

-Trusts too soon

-Gets connective very quickly

-BUT SHE DOESN'T LET HER GUARD DOWN!!!!

-Doesn't share INNYTHING about her

-But Amy loves to learn about the person

-CLOSENESS

-Fills it

-AND THEN THEY WALK AWAY FROM AMY!!!!

-Question: What did I, Amy, do wrong?????????

-Answer: NOTHEENG IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!!!!!

-And then the relationship went "on ins"

-WAS RILLY HARD FOR AMY!!!!!

-IT HURT AMY!!!!

-MUH BAYBEES!!!!

-Is blessed

-YOU DON'T SEE THE BLESSEENGS IN THE STORM

-It's like you're in the fattest fucking tornado you can envision

-And she's in the tornado

-AND EVERYTHING IS GOING AROUND HER!!!!

-And it is dark, gloomy, and windy

-As is the wont of category 5 tardnados

-SHE CAN'T GRASP INNYTHING!!!!

-And then the tornado lifts itself up

-Evintually

-And then she can see the light

-And you see things that have disappeared

*children screeching

-And then you haft to face the theengs that settle next to you

-SHE MADE IT THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF THE STORM!!!!

-Then she makes it through the rest of what needs to happen

-You haft to let the storm susside

-IT GETS BETTER!!!!

-AMY CAN SEE CLEARLY!!!!

-AMY WILL NOT LET THIS OWN AMY!!!!

-Learneeng tole

*children screeching

-SO AMY'S WORDS TO YOU IS

-This might be the biggest tardnado you've ever seen or filt

-IF YOU CAN SUBSTAIN THE TORNADO

-Theenk how strong you will be when the tornado ..

duh...

...durss...

diss...

-.. goes back up

-BECAUSE YOU STOOD STILL AND DIDN'T LET IT TAKE YOU DOWN!!!!

-And THAT is how babbees are made

-AMY IS A VERY VISION VISIONARY PERSON!!!!!

-SHE ENVISIONS THEENGS WHEN MINTILLY THINKEENG OF THEENGS!!!!!

-And that's how Amy is ebble to maneuver

-Hokay for instance like the tardnado

-She ENVISIONS them

-That's how she can SEE them

-Amy discovered in therapy

-That she theenks of her body like a hut

-Jabba, Pizza, Quonset

-An "island hut"

-And the hut

-Is whut

-Protects her innard circle

-If she fills like her hut is beening tampered with

-THAT'S WHEN SHE FILLS UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

-Fills like she hafts to put all guards up

-And protecteeng it now

-Knows for minny minny minny minny minny people

-INCLUDING HERSELF

-That life is very hard

-And heavy

-YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN AMY!!!!!

-You may fill like you don't have friends who are there

-AMY IS THERE!!!!

-A storm can not contk *burp* continue for life

-Positivity will make the tornado not come down

-Will not let the tornado come down

-Hill

-New year New resolutions

-CHANGE IS A BIG DILL!!!

-Positivness

-Hopes you have a blessed eevneeng

-FEEL FREE TO TALK TO AMY!!!!

-EMELL HER!!!

-EMELL ORDERS!!!

-Etsy shop January 1

-Super essited

-People said her PayPell isn't workeeng

-Got a dog moold

-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

-SO ESSITED!!!!

-Hopeeng and prayeeng esty does what it's supposed to

-New year will work rilly hard on her etsy and her channel

-And working in her mintal health

-FILLS STRONGER!!!

-Using toles

-Positivity buuk is a huge tole

-Will put the leenk in the description box

*checks*

-NOPE

-I love you all bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Suzuki Beane

That cat has unexpected depth
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So here it is, Merry Christmas!

Warmest wishes everyone, and hopes for a better New Year.

This thread is a delightful, sparkling, amuse-bouche, served up by an impeccable hostess. All of the wittiest farmers seem to stop by here, and I love checking in to find a recap and a page or two of repartee.

May you all have as cheerful a holiday as can be, and may all your mots be bonny. 💕
 

Who Now

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Merry Christmas Kiwis

Doesn't Winnie the Pooh spell it "hunny".? lol

I'm surprised no one has given Am ee shit about reading copyrighted material from that book. I remember ALR was reading 100 Days of Weight Loss, when she lived with Krystal, and people told her she would get in trouble and that someone was going to report her. She was pissed off.

 

StrawberryDouche

True & Honest Fan
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Refrigerator Poet

Jesus wouldn’t spam your live
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I wonder if the pajama pants Awlee was wearing in the Eye-talian cumin cooking video (no I’m not fucking over it) are the ones from his work gf.
If she keeps doing this shit, most Kiwis will end up MOTI: Deathfat Food Edition, where we all are just low-key irritated at the culinary abominations perpetrated by The Fatties.
 

welsho

Just another rotten lemon in a cloud.
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A-me went through this before when she was offering to photocopy and email pages out of yet another diet/positivity book and took a spoon beating in the comments for it. When called out on it, she looked at the camera with that dopey face and declared there was notheeng wrong with shareeng.

I'm so sad that A-me has run off another "friend"; I sure hope it wasn't the one that bought her a Torrid gift card for her and Ollie's anniversary. This blob has managed to alienate her entire family and every friend she's ever had and I can't imagine why with her sparkling personality.
Doesn't Winnie the Pooh spell it "hunny".? lol

I'm surprised no one has given Am ee shit about reading copyrighted material from that book. I remember ALR was reading 100 Days of Weight Loss, when she lived with Krystal, and people told her she would get in trouble and that someone was going to report her. She was pissed off.
 

behavioral swamp thang

thots n prayerz
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I think she means if you can sustain (yourself) during the tornado (hard times) you'll be stronger in the good times??? Idfk. She's been on one with that damn positivity book.

So I am watching an old Amy vlog called "ALWAYS SAFTY 1ST!!!!!!!!!" (Yes, spelled that way). (It's the one where she misspells chaos on an epoxy cup "choaus" or something lol) The vlog was posted in Feb of 2019 and she is talking about making an Etsy store. That etsy store is never opening up. She can't budget in the 20 cents quad yearly listing fees. Lol.

Also, in this video she is wearing this hoodie hijab combo that has a vinyl "Amys Life Journey" with a youtube logo on her tit. Amy, where to cop?
 
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