Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

StrawberryDouche

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Has The Mystery of the Blood Squirrel Screaming been solved yet? Does she mean blood curdling?
We think so. The conclusion was that at some time in her life, she heard the term 'blood curdling scream.' It went in her ear, splattered against the wall of her empty skull, then was partially digested and shat out as blood squirrel scream.
Has anyone looked at Amy's craft website recently. She deleted a lot of items. There's only one page of Amy shit. Last time she was on Annie's livestream, she said she couldnt interact because she was so busy filling orders. Where are all these orders coming from? Tik Tok?
It's been like that for about a week. There is no plenitude of orders. She's gotten her usual pity purchases from her Salem acquaintances and cajoled Fat Cricut TikTok Lady into buying one for her garbage mom.

She's desperately trying to get 1000 followers on TikTok so she can do livestreams and remake herself into a TikTok crafting sensation. It's all swimming pools and movie stars after that.

She thinks she will be the one person whom the Internet will forgive and forget her child abuse. Delusion is a helluva drug.
 

Uncle Gordon

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I'm thinking more like 6,000 cals on a daily basis and kgs of sugar and sodium. And of course, what ISN'T there: fruit, vegetables, lean protein, non-caf drinks.

Nary a vegetable in sight, and even when they stay in and cook it's shit like pizza and chicken wings. Her baybees have got to be vastly malnourished.

I've wondered how Awlee-Ababwa maintains his weight. Does he have a second family he spends his days with and cooks at that house? Is he just vigilant in packing veggies and salad for food for his long days?
 

Annie Adderall

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I watched a video where Amy was gushing about seeing her nutritionist and how they were working through shit together. I think Amber has talked in a similar way in her videos. Full stop. What the fuck.

It *stuns* me that deathfats like seeing nutritionists. How much of an attention whore does someone have to be to want to hear someone drone on about how "Food is an important part of our lives and isn't all bad!"? Answer: a huge fucking insufferable attention whore. Every conversation is mostly circular touchy-feely canned bullshit that means nothing. I've never met an outpatient nutritionist who wasn't a more annoying version of Kitty from That 70s Show with an even more grating laugh and without the funny one-liners. 0/10 would not recommend. I don't know how Amy gets off on this bullshit.
 

Deezy

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I watched a video where Amy was gushing about seeing her nutritionist and how they were working through shit together. I think Amber has talked in a similar way in her videos. Full stop. What the fuck.

It *stuns* me that deathfats like seeing nutritionists. How much of an attention whore does someone have to be to want to hear someone drone on about how "Food is an important part of our lives and isn't all bad!"? Answer: a huge fucking insufferable attention whore. Every conversation is mostly circular touchy-feely canned bullshit that means nothing. I've never met an outpatient nutritionist who wasn't a more annoying version of Kitty from That 70s Show with an even more grating laugh and without the funny one-liners. 0/10 would not recommend. I don't know how Amy gets off on this bullshit.
I see one occasionally for non-weight related issues. Don’t think she’s annoying exactly, but she is very strict and very obviously fed up from having patients ignore her advice.

I don’t believe that the nutritionist existed. Or, if she did, she may have been a “friend” or follower that was offering free advice, because a real nutritionist would have humiliated her. Amy just wanted us to know that she was being a perfect angel on her weight loss journey, and her efforts are completely validated and approved by someone with a BS in food consumption.
 

Ronnie Rocket

She's filled with secrets...
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You could make a business card and title yourself as a nutritionist tomorrow and no one would care. There's no licensing or education requirements for being a "nutritionist" and thus anyone who says they're going to one is full of shit.

If you legit care about your diet and/or weight loss, you go see a registered dietitian.
 

Bibbity Bobbity

Bleh.
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Part II: Amy talks

-Things her nutritionist has NEVER made her see

-Her nutritionist did not give her a diet plan because

-The nutritionist believes in intuitive eating

-Nutritionist does not believe in diets

-Nutritionist believes in Taco Bell

-DO NOT DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF TACO BELL!!!!

-NEVER DEPRIVE YOURSELF

-SHE DEMANDED A DIET PLAN

-SHE DEMANDED A MINU!!!!

*explains why she can never do Weight Watchers

-SHE CANNOT BE LEFT ALONE TO FIGURE OUT HER OWN DINNERS!!!!

-SHE HAS TO HAVE IT ALL WRITTEN OUT!!!!

-Her nutritionist WILL NOT DO THAT

-AKA why she hasn't been to the nutritionist in a few months

*children screeching

-SHE WANTS A MINU PLAN AND THEY WON'T GIVE HER A MINU PLAN!!!!

-She NEEDS this she NEEDS that

-AND THE NUTRITIONIST WILL NOT GIVE IT TO HER!!!!

-She was diagnosed with the beetus

-But very LOW beetus

-Did not give her a monitor

-Insurance hasn't issued a nutritionist

-Is in limbo
From Strorb'ry, who is clearly doing the work of the Lord, on January 7, 2020.

I will also sign on to the theory that Amy never saw a professional dietician. Anyone, including MLM huns, can call themselves a nutritionist. She says insurance won't issue a nutritionist, so whoever she's seeing is a layperson.

No real professional will say to a 500 lb deathfat, steadily gaining weight, trust your intuition. Eat Taco Bell "in moderation", which to a deathfat means once a day. No, I can't give you a menu or any sort of written guidance. Real RDs have ALL that shit written out, at the ready.

IF she saw anyone, it was probably an MLM rep. When they figured out they weren't ever going to make sales, they "moved out of state" or went on "maternity leave".

A near 40 year old woman, been a "mother" for years, can't figure out basics of meal planning, and STILL blames it on her shitty childhood.
 

notfoodienotbeauty

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She did one at the end of 2019 right before before the failed Lard Bucket Challenge. It was predictably disgusting but also total bullshit. I will try and find it when I have a minute if no one else does.

I think she said she didn't even know where Egypt was, and now thanks to Amy I have to think about how to correctly spell Eejup. However, I am certain she has no idea she's been to Africa.
I still want to know how she got to Egypt? Did she pack herself on a cargo plane? Airplanes are uncomfortable even for the smallest person and there is no way she would even fit into an airplane bathroom. I can't imagine her flying for 24 hours and switching planes a couple of times.
 

StrawberryDouche

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From Strorb'ry, who is clearly doing the work of the Lord, on January 7, 2020.

I will also sign on to the theory that Amy never saw a professional dietician. Anyone, including MLM huns, can call themselves a nutritionist. She says insurance won't issue a nutritionist, so whoever she's seeing is a layperson.

No real professional will say to a 500 lb deathfat, steadily gaining weight, trust your intuition. Eat Taco Bell "in moderation", which to a deathfat means once a day. No, I can't give you a menu or any sort of written guidance. Real RDs have ALL that shit written out, at the ready.

IF she saw anyone, it was probably an MLM rep. When they figured out they weren't ever going to make sales, they "moved out of state" or went on "maternity leave".

A near 40 year old woman, been a "mother" for years, can't figure out basics of meal planning, and STILL blames it on her shitty childhood.
When I reread the thread late last year, I think I casually counted 5 different "nutritionists." I believe two of them were legit dieticians. There was the woman who handed Amy a plastic plate and a box of rubber food and had her build what Amy thought was a balanced meal in sensible portions. Amy loaded it up with candy and Kraft macaroni and cheese, and the woman was never seen nor heard from again.

Then there was the poor soul who had Amy give her a video tour of the food she keeps in the cupboards and fridge with the objective of giving her healthy replacements. The woman vanished without a trace.

In both cases, Amy reported that what she learned was "eye opneeng."

And of course there was Amy's referral to "pain management" last year where she thought she was going to get narcotics. When they told her "lol no we're going to make you lose 350 pounds with a medical team of weight loss specialists" they likewise disappeared into the mists of time.
 

Annie Adderall

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My mind keeps going back to how much every medical provider that interacts with her must hate her. Her probable quest for opium-based painkillers is so predictable. "Mommy needs her happy pills! Tehehehe." Does she secretly drink? I guess How to Kebab 101 taught her she can't frequently zonk herself with "mommy juice." It's nice to hear that the American medical community didn't indulge that wish of hers.

I'm ashamed to say her calorie counting video that Strawberry posted on the last page surprised me. I'd have thought she would hide that she ate a whole fucking box of Easy Mac and ordered half the menu at Taco Bell among other shit in a single fucking day.
 

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That up side down compass will never cease to amuse me.
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Refrigerator Poet

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Nary a vegetable in sight, and even when they stay in and cook it's shit like pizza and chicken wings. Her baybees have got to be vastly malnourished.
I really wish pediatricians were allowed to straight up tell people “feed your kids nutritious food or they will grow up to be dumb!” But, no. That might “hurt” “people’s“ ”feelings.” And that’s why it’s too late for Fat Amy’s ferals.
When I reread the thread late last year, I think I casually counted 5 different "nutritionists." I believe two of them were legit dieticians. There was the woman who handed Amy a plastic plate and a box of rubber food and had her build what Amy thought was a balanced meal in sensible portions. Amy loaded it up with candy and Kraft macaroni and cheese, and the woman was never seen nor heard from again.

Then there was the poor soul who had Amy give her a video tour of the food she keeps in the cupboards and fridge with the objective of giving her healthy replacements. The woman vanished without a trace.

In both cases, Amy reported that what she learned was "eye opneeng."

And of course there was Amy's referral to "pain management" last year where she thought she was going to get narcotics. When they told her "lol no we're going to make you lose 350 pounds with a medical team of weight loss specialists" they likewise disappeared into the mists of time.
No, Strorbry, they moved out of state. Just like that bird she took away from Jeremiah. And her dad. And her first husband.
There was also a livestream where she elaborated on her Egyptian tribulations and miseries. Overly long recap here.
Everything is made of sand there!
 

StrawberryDouche

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Regarding the Amy Goes to Eejup video above-

Bear in mind, Awlee didn't even pay for her ticket. I don't know which lie is the biggest the devil ever told- that she didn't eat or drink for 36 hours, or that she's so painfully shy, she gets physically ill hafting to talk to anyone, which apparently doesn't apply to fatly banging a stranger upon meeting them.

In another telling of this story, just hours before they were to leave for the airport, Amy discovers "someone" "stole" the $1000 she was taking to Eejup and she begged to borrow $500 from her stepfather. Amy claims she paid it back twice for double victim points.
 

StrawberryDouche

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Pardon the double post. Don't smack me, mods!!!

SCENE: AN UNFEASIBLY FAT RETARDED WOMAN SHOVES A BOX AT A SLIGHTLY MORE FEASABLY FAT CHILD SANS HEAD SAT ON A FILTHY FAT OTTOMAN AMONG AN UNFEASIBLY GRIMY CARPET STREWN WITH DEBRIS AND DETRITUS. WITH THE COMBINED BRAIN POWER OF A POTATO BUG AND MINI NERF FOOTBALL THAT'S BEEN GNAWED BY A DOG, NEITHER CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN A PLASTIC BAG ENCASING A TYPHOID UNICORN *AND* BAYBEE FROM COMMUNIST CHINA.

HOLD ON OMAR!!!!!

THEENK YOU COMPANY!!!!!!

AMAZEEEN!!!!!!

END SCENE

This has been your recap. No snouts!!!!

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John Andrews Stan

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Bear in mind, Awlee didn't even pay for her ticket. I don't know which lie is the biggest the devil ever told- that she didn't eat or drink for 36 hours, or that she's so painfully shy, she gets physically ill hafting to talk to anyone, which apparently doesn't apply to fatly banging a stranger upon meeting them.
You can be shy and a slut. But that doesn’t make any of this true. It’s just plain disgusting that anyone would willingly fornicate with her. I’m sorry if that’s mean but she’s not even a clean deathfat.

ETA LOL the ratio already!

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Holy shit her kids STILL can’t speak basic English! 😢
 

Atomic Age Animal

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CHILD SANS HEAD SAT ON A FILTHY FAT OTTOMAN AMONG AN UNFEASIBLY GRIMY CARPET

Somehow, the headless child sitting in squalor made me more viscerally uncomfortable than the pixelated back-seat child of yore.

It gave me the distinct impression that I was watching an edit for privacy of a child's recorded home interview by a CPS worker in a true crime television show about how a mother snapped one day under the pressure of child abuse claims and annihilated her family to make the problem go away.
 

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